149 sus jokes

Sure, here are 150 “sus” or suspicious-themed jokes for you.

Remember, some of these are purely fictional and just for fun:

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why is the math book always suspicious? Because it has too many problems.
3. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
4. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt a little crummy.
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. Why was the math paper suspicious? Because all its problems were on the surface.
8. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
9. Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
10. Why was the computer suspicious? It kept giving its owner the byte.
11. Why was the vegetable suspicious? It was a little radish.
12. Why is the broom always standing upright? It heard something sweeping.
13. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
14. Why was the broom late? It over swept!
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Why was the nose suspicious? It smelled something fishy.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
18. What’s a light bulb’s favorite kind of jokes? Bright ones.
19. Why was the river suspicious? It had current affairs.
20. What do you call a suspicious potato? A spec-tater.
21. Why are robots suspicious? They have steelings.
22. What do you call a suspicious cat? A purr-spective.
23. Why was the ocean suspicious? It had shady depths.
24. Why was the painting suspicious? It seemed too framed.
25. What do you call a suspicious bull? A bull-doze.
26. Why are comets so suspicious? They always tail around.
27. Why was the hairbrush so good at making decisions? It always goes straight to the point.
28. Why was the chicken suspicious? It was up to some fowl play.
29. What do you call a suspicious snowman? An Ice-olate.
30. Why was the campfire suspicious? It had some burning issues.
31. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
32. What do you call a suspicious bakery? A dough-doubt.
33. Why was the clock suspicious? It kept ticking people off.
34. What do you call a suspicious lemon? A sour-prize.
35. Why was the sun suspicious? It had some burning questions.
36. Why was the egg suspicious? It was always getting beaten.
37. What do you call a suspicious bird? A crow-spect.
38. Why was the road suspicious? It had too many paths.
39. What do you call a suspicious insect? A bug-uspect.
40. Why was the balloon suspicious? It was up to something.
41. What do you call a suspicious horse? A neigh-sayer.
42. Why was the blanket suspicious? It had undercover operations.
43. What do you call a suspicious tree? A sus-pine.
44. Why was the car suspicious? It kept breaking down.
45. What do you call a suspicious duck? A sus-quack.
46. Why was the mirror suspicious? It reflected too much.
47. What do you call a suspicious burger? A burger-lar.
48. Why was the basketball court suspicious? It heard a lot of foul play.
49. What do you call a suspicious piece of candy? A sus-sweet.
50. Why was the onion suspicious? It made people cry.
51. What do you call a suspicious piece of toast? A toast-pect.
52. Why was the toaster suspicious? It was always popping up.
53. What do you call a suspicious mushroom? A fun-guy.
54. Why was the refrigerator suspicious? It was always running.
55. What do you call a suspicious biscuit? A sus-snack.
56. Why was the coffee suspicious? It was always brewing.
57. What do you call a suspicious cow? A moo-stery.
58. Why was the shoelace suspicious? It was always tripping people.
59. What do you call a suspicious chicken? A chick-spect.
60. Why was the piano suspicious? It was always keyed up.
61. What do you call a suspicious dog? A spy-niel.
62. Why was the rose suspicious? It was always thorny.
63. What do you call a suspicious bee? A buzz-pect.
64. Why was the football field suspicious? It had too many lines.
65. What do you call a suspicious fish? A sus-fin.
66. Why was the guitar suspicious? It was always plucking up courage.
67. What do you call a suspicious goat? A goat-spect.
68. Why was the teddy bear suspicious? It was too cuddly.
69. What do you call a suspicious tiger? A tig-pect.
70. Why was the candy bar suspicious? It had a suspicious wrapper.
71. What do you call a suspicious sheep? A sus-wool.
72. Why was the pencil suspicious? It was always making points.
73. What do you call a suspicious rabbit? A hop-spect.
74. Why was the shopping cart suspicious? It was always being pushed around.
75. What do you call a suspicious egg? An egg-spect.
76. Why was the football suspicious? It was getting kicked all the time.
77. What do you call a suspicious pig? A pig-spect.
78. Why was the soup suspicious? It was always getting stirred.
79. What do you call a suspicious bear? A bear-spect.
80. Why was the lightbulb suspicious? It was always switched on.
81. What do you call a suspicious frog? A frog-spect.
82. Why was the milk suspicious? It was always getting pasteurized.
83. What do you call a suspicious zebra? A zeb-spect.
84. Why was the photo suspicious? It was always getting framed.
85. What do you call a suspicious kangaroo? A kang-spect.
86. Why was the pillow suspicious? It was always being punched.
87. What do you call a suspicious squirrel? A squi-spect.
88. Why was the car tire suspicious? It was always getting pumped.
89. What do you call a suspicious elephant? An eleph-spect.
90. Why was the vase suspicious? It was always getting picked up.
91. What do you call a suspicious turtle? A tur-spect.
92. Why was the hammer suspicious? It was always nailing things.
93. What do you call a suspicious fox? A fox-spect.
94. Why was the screwdriver suspicious? It was always twisting things.
95. What do you call a suspicious penguin? A peng-spect.
96. Why was the stapler suspicious? It was always getting attached.
97. What do you call a suspicious owl? An owl-spect.
98. Why was the keyboard suspicious? It was always getting pressed.
99. What do you call a suspicious monkey? A monk-spect100. Why was the bookmark suspicious? It always knew where the story was going.
100. What do you call a suspicious snake? A sus-serpent.
101. Why was the donut suspicious? It had a hole in its story.
102. What do you call a suspicious bat? A bat-spect.
103. Why was the bottle suspicious? It was always getting capped.
104. What do you call a suspicious crocodile? A croc-spect.
105. Why was the microwave suspicious? It was always heating up.
106. What do you call a suspicious lizard? A liz-spect.
107. Why was the umbrella suspicious? It was always opening up.
108. What do you call a suspicious butterfly? A butter-spect.
109. Why was the washing machine suspicious? It was always spinning tales.
110. What do you call a suspicious lobster? A lob-spect.
111. Why was the chalk suspicious? It was always leaving marks.
112. What do you call a suspicious dolphin? A dolph-spect.
113. Why was the spatula suspicious? It was always flipping things.
114. What do you call a suspicious rhino? A rhino-spect.
115. Why was the sugar suspicious? It was always sweetening the deal.
116. What do you call a suspicious lion? A lion-spect.
117. Why was the cake suspicious? It was always getting sliced.
118. What do you call a suspicious deer? A deer-spect.
119. Why was the mop suspicious? It was always cleaning up messes.
120. What do you call a suspicious beaver? A beav-spect.
121. Why was the calculator suspicious? It was always adding things up.
122. What do you call a suspicious peacock? A peacock-spect.
123. Why was the sandwich suspicious? It was always getting stuffed.
124. What do you call a suspicious jaguar? A jag-spect.
125. Why was the pizza suspicious? It was always getting sliced.
126. What do you call a suspicious porcupine? A porc-spect.
127. Why was the kite suspicious? It was always flying high.
128. What do you call a suspicious eagle? An eagle-spect.
129. Why was the toothbrush suspicious? It was always getting into people’s mouths.
130. What do you call a suspicious hippo? A hippo-spect.
131. Why was the television suspicious? It was always switching channels.
132. What do you call a suspicious camel? A camel-spect.
133. Why was the ice cube suspicious? It was always chilling.
134. What do you call a suspicious koala? A koala-spect.
135. Why was the popcorn suspicious? It was always popping up.
136. What do you call a suspicious seahorse? A sea-spect.
137. Why was the envelope suspicious? It was always sealing secrets.
138. What do you call a suspicious flamingo? A flamin-spect.
139. Why was the lipstick suspicious? It was always spreading rumors.
140. What do you call a suspicious raccoon? A raccoon-spect.
141. Why was the power outlet suspicious? It was always sparking ideas.
142. What do you call a suspicious shark? A shark-spect.
143. Why was the mixer suspicious? It was always stirring up trouble.
144. What do you call a suspicious walrus? A walrus-spect.
145. Why was the towel suspicious? It was always soaking up information.
146. What do you call a suspicious parrot? A parrot-spect.
147. Why was the headphones suspicious? They were always listening in.
148. What do you call a suspicious badger? A badger-spect.
149. Why was the trashcan suspicious? It was always throwing things away.