57+ sky puns
- What do you call a cloud that got in trouble? A rain-in-the-cloud.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
- Why was the cloud a great musician? It had perfect pitch.
- Where does the sun go on vacation? To the heat-les.
- Why are clouds so great at improv? They always go with the flow.
- Why is the sky not good at playing hide and seek? Because it always peeks through the clouds.
- What do you call a cloud out of control? A mist-demeanor.
- Why do stars make terrible secret keepers? Because they always twinkle, even when they should be low-key.
- What did the cloud wear to the fancy party? Thunderwear.
- Why was the sky a great artist? Because it had a canvas of infinite possibilities.
- Why did the moon get a job? It wanted to stop being a lunar-tic.
- What do you call a scared star? A fright light.
- How do the stars organize their party? They planet.
- How do you compliment a rainbow? Tell it, it’s light years ahead in beauty.
- Why was the cloud always getting lost? It couldn’t find its stratus.
- What’s a star’s favorite movie? “The Dark Night Sky.”
- Why was the sun so proud? It was always in the limelight.
- How do you know the sky is rich? It has a lot of stars.
- How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it.
- How do stars communicate? They use space mail.
- Why don’t the stars want to play hide and seek? Because the sky always finds them.
- How does a cloud stay in shape? It never miss a training.
- What’s the favorite music genre of the sky? Cloud rap.
- Why do clouds make terrible comedians? Their timing is always foggy.
- What do you call an angry sun? A hot head.
- Why did the moon go broke? It had too many phases.
- How does a cloud propose? With a rain-gagement ring.
- Why was the cloud always popular? It knew how to precipitate good times.
- Why do stars never get lost? Because they follow their inner constellation.
- Why was the sun a terrible chef? It always overcooked things.
- Why did the cloud apply for a job? It wanted to rain in the cash.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobics.
- What did the cloud say to the wind? “You’re blowing me away!”
- Why was the moon always tired? It was always up at night.
- Why do stars always win at debates? They have a galaxy of points.
- Why was the rainbow always calm? It had a peace-ful spectrum.
- What do you call a cloud that’s a great dancer? A nimbus jiver.
- What’s a star’s favorite candy? Starbursts.
- What’s the sun’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
- Why are clouds always well-read? They go through volumes quickly.
- What’s the sky’s favorite Shakespeare play? Twelfth Night.
- What did the sky use to fix its jeans? A patch of blue.
- Why did the rainbow get a ticket? It didn’t stay in its lane.
- Why do stars always get A’s? They’re over-achievers.
- Why was the cloud bad at math? It couldn’t multiply cumulus.
- What do you call a sun that tells bad jokes? A punny sun.
- Why was the moon bad at soccer? It couldn’t handle the shooting stars.
- How do stars keep their pants up? With an asteroid belt.
- Why was the sun never lonely? It had all the solar system to keep it company.
- How do you describe a fashionable cloud? High-style.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite color? Sky blue.
- Why was the rainbow tired? It had been chasing pots of gold all day.
- How do stars stay safe? They use a safe comet.
- Why was the moon an awful baker? It could never beat the eggs right.
- What’s a star’s favorite seasoning? Space salt.
- Why was the sky always a drama queen? It was always storming off.
- Why was the sun a great detective? It always had a bright idea.
- What do you call a star that likes to party? A shooting star.
- Why was the cloud a great actor? It had a wide range of precipitation.
- How does a cloud pay its bills? With a rain check.
- Why was the moon late? It was stuck in traffic on the Milky Way.
- How do you apologize to a star? Say “I’m meteor-y!”
- Why did the sun go to the bank? It needed some solar credit.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Evaporated milk.
- Why was the rainbow always cheerful? It was always on the bright side of life.
- Why do stars like mystery novels? They enjoy the sus-pense.
- Why is the sky a good friend? It’s always there, day and night.
- Why was the sun so generous? It always gave light without asking anything in return.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite dessert? Whipped cream.
- Why did the moon visit the therapist? It needed space.
- How does a star find its way home? It follows the North Star.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s pop.
- Why was the rainbow always failing tests? It couldn’t find the pot of gold at the end of the problem.
- What did the cloud say when it was leaving? “I’m evaporating, I’ll see you dew!”
- What’s a star’s favorite type of party? A constellation party.
- Why was the sun always the first one up? It was a morning star.
- What do you call a cloud that’s a terrible cook? A rain-wreck.
- How do stars play soccer? They comet across the field.
- Why did the moon start a band? It had the perfect pitch darkness.
- How do you make a cloud laugh? Tell a stratus-fying joke.
- Why was the sun always working out? It wanted to be a star.
- Why was the cloud always stressed? It had a lot of pressure.
- How does a star sign a letter? With stardust.
- What do you call a cloud’s best friend? A rainbow.
- Why did the moon get a job as a writer? It was a good at character development.
- What’s a star’s favorite vegetable? Rocket.
- Why was the sun such a diva? It was always the center of attention.
- Why was the cloud late? It had a foggy sense of time.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of coffee? A cosmic latte.
- What do you call a sun with an attitude? Flare-up.
- How does a cloud keep warm? With a thermal blanket.
- Why did the rainbow go to the party? To show its true colors.
- Why was the moon great at chess? It knew all the phases.
- How do stars get high? On helium.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of clothing? A raincoat.
- Why did the sun go on a diet? It wanted to be light.
- How does a cloud know when to rain? It senses precipitation.
- Why did the star go to school? To become a superstar.
- Why was the moon always upset? It was in a constant state of wane.
- How does a star stay warm? With a solar blanket.
- What do you call a cloud’s diary? A fog-log.
- Why did the sun become a policeman? It wanted to serve and protect light.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of story? A starry-tale.
- Why was the rainbow a great decorator? It always brought color to the room.
- What do you call a sun that can play the drums? A sol-ar beat.
- Why did the moon break up with the sun? They needed space.
- How do stars stay healthy? They eat stardust.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of poetry? Haik-cloud.
- Why did the rainbow go to the therapist? It felt colorblind.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite fruit? Watermelon.
- Why did the sun go to a talent show? It wanted to shine.
- What do you call a moon that tells jokes? A lunar-tickler.
- Why did the star get a timeout? It had a flare temper.
- What’s a sun’s favorite snack? Sunflower seeds.
- Why was the cloud a good parent? It never let its kids get misty.
- What’s a star’s favorite drink? Star-bucks coffee.
- Why did the moon go to the concert? It wanted to see the star performance.
- How do clouds stay clean? They use a rain shower.
- Why did the sun go to the party? It was the light of the occasion.
- What’s a star’s favorite subject in school? Astro-nomy.
- Why was the rainbow always getting promotions? It had a spectrum of skills.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite song? “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.”
- Why did the sun join a band? It had a lot of solos.
- How do stars like their steak? Well comet.
- Why was the moon great at poker? It always had a poker face.
- What do you call a sun that tells bad jokes? Solar-ious.
- How do clouds show their love? They write love letters in the sky.
- Why did the rainbow win the award? It always went above and beyond.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of joke? A meteor-ical one.
- Why was the sun so humble? It knew that every day wasn’t a sun-day.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite type of dance? Rain Dance.
- Why did the moon take a break? It needed to phase out.
- How do stars express their love? They twinkle in your eye.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of cheese? Blue cheese.
- Why did the rainbow become a teacher? It wanted to color the minds of the future.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind.”
- Why did the sun go to the cafe? It wanted to espresso itself.
- What do you call a famous moon? A lunar-star.
- Why did the star become an actor? It wanted to be in the spotlight.
- How do clouds say hello? “How’s the weather up there?”
- Why was the rainbow the class president? It represented all colors equally.
- What’s a star’s favorite type of shoe? A moon boot.
- Why did the sun become a gardener? It had a green ray.
- What do you call a gossiping cloud? A nim-blabber.
- Why did the moon start a bakery? It wanted to make crescent rolls.
- How do stars eat their food? They use meteor forks.
- What’s the sky’s favorite type of bread? Cloud bread.
- Why was the rainbow always a good friend? It always showed up after a storm.
- What do you call a sun who loves to dance? Disco-ball.
- Why did the star get an award? It was an out-of-this-world performer.