162 september jokes

  1. Why is September an over-achiever? Because it always tries to “fall” into the top of the class.
  2. What did September say to October? “You’re just a copy of me, Oct-ember!”
  3. What’s September’s favorite band? Green Day, because they “Wake Me Up When September Ends”.
  4. Why do trees hate September? It’s the start of their “fall”.
  5. Why was September blushing? Because it saw the leaves fall.
  6. What’s September’s favorite fruit? The Septemberry!
  7. Why does September never win at poker? It always falls short.
  8. What is a ghost’s favorite month? Spook-tember!
  9. What did one autumn leaf say to another in September? “I’m falling for you”.
  10. Why was the calendar nervous in September? Its days were numbered.
  11. Why did September break up with August? It was tired of the heat.
  12. How did the teacher punish the calendar? By giving it days off in September.
  13. What’s September’s favorite type of music? “Fall” Out Boy.
  14. Why was September a great chef? It knew when to “fall” back on a great recipe.
  15. Why did September bring a ladder to the party? To get the party “falling”.
  16. Why does September make an excellent detective? It always “autumn-atically” solves the case.
  17. What’s September’s favorite day of the week? Sun-“day”, it’s not ready to let go of summer just yet.
  18. Why did September get in trouble? It kept falling behind.
  19. What does September use to keep its pants up? An autumn-atic belt.
  20. Why did the scarecrow break up with September? It said, “I’m just not ready to fall for you”.
  21. Why did the September apple stop rolling down the hill? It wanted to become a “fall” guy.
  22. Why doesn’t September get along with July? July always burns its leaves.
  23. Why is September’s favorite game hide and seek? Because of all the fall foliage.
  24. Why is September so good at math? Because it always “counts” on fall.
  25. Why did September go to the doctor? It always has a fall.
  26. Why was September always late for school? It was just trying to “fall” in line.
  27. Why doesn’t September get invited to many parties? Because it always lets the ball drop.
  28. Why is September so confident? It knows everyone falls for it.
  29. Why was September always so cool at school? Because it knew how to fall in with the right crowd.
  30. Why did the leaf go to September for advice? It wanted to learn how to fall gracefully.
  31. Why did September make a great gardener? Because it knew when to “let go”.
  32. Why does September never get lost? Because it always falls in the right place.
  33. Why does September hate its wardrobe? It has to change its leaves.
  34. What’s September’s favorite sport? Basketball, because of all the “falling” shots.
  35. Why does September love the equinox? It likes to keep things balanced.
  36. Why was September a great actor? It always knew when to “fall” into character.
  37. Why does September love comedians? They always “fall” for the punchline.
  38. What did the leaf say to September? “You’re the reason I fall”.
  39. Why is September the best at playing catch? It’s good at “falling” into hands.
  40. Why does September get all the best roles in movies? Because it’s a natural at “falling”.
  41. Why did September become a yoga teacher? It mastered the art of “letting go”.
  42. Why was September bad at hide and seek? Because it always falls out of hiding.
  43. Why was the September football team so good? They always knew how to take a fall.
  44. What’s September’s favorite movie? “Free Fall”.
  45. Why was September a great painter? It knew all the fall colors.
  46. Why does September always lose at boxing? It’s too quick to take a fall.
  47. What’s September’s favorite dance? The “Fall” Room dance.
  48. Why does September make a great coach? It’s always ready to “fall” back on a solid plan.
  49. What did September say to the summer clothes? “It’s time to fall back”.
  50. Why is September the best musician? It can play in any key, but it always falls back on B (for “back to school”).
  51. Why did September become a psychiatrist? It was great at getting people to “fall” into their subconscious.
  52. Why does September never get surprised? It sees the fall coming.
  53. Why did September become a banker? It loved the “falling” interest rates.
  54. Why did the leaf thank September? For the wonderful fall it had.
  55. Why does September love drama? It’s all about the fall-out.
  56. Why is September the best comedian? Because its jokes always “fall” into place.
  57. Why does September always get its way? Because things just “fall” into its lap.
  58. Why was September the best chess player? It always made the right moves in the fall.
  59. Why does September love thrillers? Because it loves the fall from grace.
  60. What did September say to the tree? “Just let it fall”.
  61. Why is September like a famous author? It has the best fall narratives.
  62. Why did September join the circus? It wanted to be a “fall” guy.
  63. Why does September love bungee jumping? It gets a thrill out of the fall.
  64. Why is September always well-prepared? It sees the fall coming.
  65. What’s September’s favorite dessert? Fall-va cake.
  66. Why did September go to fashion school? To study the fall collection.
  67. Why is September like a fashion model? It always makes a great “fall” walk.
  68. Why did September go to space? To see if it could make the leaves fall up.
  69. Why did September take up baking? To perfect the “fall” loaf bread.
  70. Why did September start a diet? To fall back into shape.
  71. What’s September’s favorite vegetable? The Fall-iflower.
  72. Why was September cast in the stuntman role? It was good at taking a “fall”.
  73. Why did September start a landscaping business? It was good at “falling” trees.
  74. Why does September never get sunburned? It always falls in the shade.
  75. Why does September always get caught? It can’t help but fall into traps.
  76. Why is September the best magician? It’s great at making things “fall” out of thin air.
  77. Why is September so friendly? It’s always ready to “fall” into conversation.
  78. Why does September make the best coffee? It always falls on the right beans.
  79. Why is September the best basketball player? It knows how to take the fall shot.
  80. Why did September go to a poetry class? To learn about the fall of words.
  81. Why did September takeup hiking? It loves the fall of the mountain.
  82. Why was September always tired? It was always “falling” asleep.
  83. Why does September love to play with dominoes? It enjoys watching them fall.
  84. Why is September the most helpful? It’s always ready to “fall” in for anyone who needs help.
  85. Why did September start a rock band? It wanted to make a “fall” out.
  86. Why is September the best at surfing? It knows how to handle the fall of the wave.
  87. Why did September start a fireworks company? It loved the “fall” of sparks.
  88. Why did September join a motorcycle club? It loved the feeling of the wind in its “fall”.
  89. Why is September a favorite among stockbrokers? It knows when to let things fall.
  90. Why did September join a knitting club? It wanted to create the perfect fall sweater.
  91. Why did September become a hairdresser? It’s great at making hair “fall” into place.
  92. Why is September never scared of roller coasters? It loves the fall.
  93. Why did September become a pilot? It loves the fall of the horizon.
  94. Why is September never worried about failing? It knows how to pick itself up after a fall.
  95. Why did September go to a comedy show? It loves a good “fall” of laughter.
  96. Why did September open a parachute store? It knows the importance of a safe fall.
  97. Why does September love mountain climbing? It enjoys the thrill of a potential fall.
  98. Why is September always so humble? It’s used to taking a fall.
  99. Why did September become a chef? It has the perfect recipe for a fall feast.
  100. Why is September a great storyteller? It knows the importance of a great fall in a plot.
  101. Why did September become a baker? It makes the perfect fall cookies.
  102. Why did September become a movie director? It knows how to make the audience fall for the story.
  103. Why did September become a matchmaker? It loves watching people fall in love.
  104. Why did September become a gardener? It knows when the leaves should fall.
  105. Why does September love the rain? It likes watching the droplets fall.
  106. Why did September become a singer? Its voice makes hearts fall.
  107. Why is September never lonely? It’s always meeting new “fall”owers.
  108. Why did September become a stylist? It knows the best fall trends.
  109. Why is September a favorite among meteorologists? It marks the start of fall weather.
  110. Why did September become an artist? It paints the best fall sceneries.
  111. Why did September join the gymnastics team? It knows how to fall with style.
  112. Why did September become a poet? It writes about the fall of leaves.
  113. Why did September become a dancer? It knows the fall of every step.
  114. Why did September become a tailor? It designs the best fall clothes.
  115. Why is September a favorite among astronomers? It loves the fall of shooting stars.
  116. Why did September become a sommelier? It knows the best fall wines.
  117. Why did September become a pilot? It loves the fall of the sunset.
  118. Why did September become a race car driver? It knows how to fall in line.
  119. Why did September become a skydiver? It loves the adrenaline of a fall.
  120. Why did September join a book club? It loves the fall of every page.
  121. Why did September become a screenwriter? It knows the perfect fall of a plot.
  122. Why did September become a photographer? It captures the best fall moments.
  123. Why did September become a sailor? It loves the fall of the tide.
  124. Why did September join a choir? It knows the fall of each note.
  125. Why did September become a builder? It knows the importance of a good foundation to prevent a fall.
  126. Why did September become an engineer? It designs structures that won’t fall.
  127. Why did September become a chef? It cooks the best fall dishes.
  128. Why did September become a florist? It arranges the best fall bouquets.
  129. Why did September become a dietician? It knows the importance of a balanced diet to prevent a fall.
  130. Why did September become a DJ? It knows the perfect beats that won’t let the dance floor fall silent.
  131. Why did September become a jeweler? It crafts pieces that make jaws fall.
  132. Why did September become a bartender? It mixes the best fall cocktails.
  133. Why did September become a teacher? It helps students learn from every fall.
  134. Why did September become a travel agent? It recommends the best fall destinations.
  135. Why did September become a philosopher? It ponders the rise and fall of civilizations.
  136. Why did September become a zookeeper? It enjoys the fall of leaves that animals play with.
  137. Why did September become a novelist? It writes about the rise and fall of characters.
  138. Why did September become a geologist? It studies the fall of rocks and minerals.
  139. Why did September become a scientist? It investigates the rise and fall of temperatures.
  140. Why did September become a historian? It records the rise and fall of empires.
  141. Why did September become a physiotherapist? It helps people recover from their falls.
  142. Why did September become a therapist? It guides people through their emotional falls.
  143. Why did September become a librarian? It enjoys the silent fall of book pages.
  144. Why did September become a judge? It determines the fall of the gavel.
  145. Why did September become a marathon runner? It trains to avoid the fall of stamina.
  146. Why did September become a film critic? It reviews the rise and fall of movie scenes.
  147. Why did September become a yoga instructor? It teaches the flow and fall of every move.
  148. Why did September become a tour guide? It guides people through the fall of leaves in parks.
  149. Why did September become a furniture maker? It crafts chairs that prevent falls.
  150. Why did September become a lifeguard? It prevents the dangerous fall into water.
  151. Why did September become a blogger? It blogs about fall fashion and trends.
  152. Why did September become a carpenter? It knows the fall of wood grains.
  153. Why did September become a firefighter? It saves people from the fall of debris.
  154. Why did September become a locksmith? It knows the fall of each pin.
  155. Why did September become an animator? It animates the fall of cartoon characters.
  156. Why did September become an architect? It designs buildings that can withstand any fall.
  157. Why did September become a hiker? It enjoys the fall of footsteps on leaves.
  158. Why did September become a songwriter? It composes songs about the fall season.
  159. Why did September become a comedian? It loves the fall of laughter in the audience.
  160. Why did September become a toy maker? It creates toys that can survive any fall.
  161. Why did September become a theater director? It manages the rise and fall of curtains.
  162. Why did September become a gamer? It enjoys the fall of opponents in games.

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