150 saints jokes
- Why did the Saint start a gardening club? Because he wanted to plant seeds of faith!
- Why don’t saints play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- What did the saint say when he finished his puzzle? “Hallelujah, I’ve found my piece!”
- Why do saints make bad lawyers? They can’t lie!
- Why do saints love baseball? Because it’s a pastime full of base-ic goodness!
- What do you call a saint who’s good at cooking? Holy Smokes!
- Why do saints avoid the stock market? They’re worried about losing their heavenly shares!
- Why did the saint bring a ladder to church? He wanted to get closer to heaven!
- Why don’t saints use elevators? They prefer taking steps towards salvation!
- Why do saints never get locked out? Because faith always opens doors!
- Why do saints make great detectives? They always have faith in the evidence!
- What’s a saint’s favorite exercise? Holy Cross-fit!
- Why are saints terrible at Hide and Seek? Because God always spots them!
- Why did the saint go to the bakery? He heard they had angel food cake!
- What do you call a saint with a sunburn? A holy red angel!
- Why do saints never get bored? They always find hymn-teresting things to do!
- Why don’t saints watch horror movies? They prefer to keep the spirit light!
- Why are saints so good at cleaning? They love to purge sin!
- What’s a saint’s favorite dessert? Pray-lean!
- What do saints use to fix everything? Their pray-ers!
- Why do saints love bell towers? They’re always full of ‘peal!
- What do you call a saint that’s good at networking? A social butterfly!
- Why do saints prefer walking? They don’t want to rush towards judgement!
- Why do saints never compete in races? They believe the last shall be first!
- What’s a saint’s favorite type of music? Gospel, it’s soul-lifting!
- Why do saints hate fast food? They prefer to fast!
- Why do saints always have a clear conscience? They confess every byte!
- Why do saints make terrible goalkeepers? They always let salvation in!
- Why do saints never get angry in traffic? They always have their faith in the right direction!
- What do you call a saint who’s a stand-up comedian? Holy Humorist!
- Why do saints always bring a compass? To find their way to the moral north!
- Why do saints love cycling? They enjoy the ride to righteousness!
- What’s a saint’s favorite clothing? A blessing in disguise!
- Why do saints always win at bingo? Because they have the number of the beast!
- Why do saints never procrastinate? They always have faith in the present!
- Why do saints love to write? They believe in the power of the word!
- Why did the saint go to the museum? To appreciate creations!
- Why do saints never skip breakfast? They believe it’s the most holy meal of the day!
- What do you call a saint in a spaceship? A holy roller!
- Why did the saint join the gym? He wanted to exercise his faith!
- Why do saints never lose at chess? They always check their mates!
- Why do saints always carry an umbrella? They want to stay under God’s coverage!
- Why do saints love farming? They enjoy growing their faith!
- Why do saints make good sailors? They’re always close to the ‘sea’ of Galilee!
- Why do saints always pass their exams? They believe in test-ament!
- Why do saints hate escalators? They prefer the stairway to heaven!
- Why do saints love libraries? They’re full of testament!
- Why do saints always seem optimistic? They’ve got a positive spirit!
- What do saints say when they take pictures? Say ‘cheeses’!
- Why don’t saints play video games? They prefer reality, it’s more soul-touching!
- Why did the saint refuse to play cards? Because he didn’t want to deal with temptation!
- What’s a saint’s favorite dance move? The Holy Ghost Step!
- Why do saints love to travel? They’re always on a pilgrimage!
- What do saints call their get-together? A pray-date!
- Why are saints bad at poker? They don’t believe in bluffing!
- Why do saints make great referees? They’re impartial, they love everyone equally!
- Why do saints make excellent meteorologists? They always know when it’s raining blessings!
- Why do saints love recycling? They believe in re-creation!
- Why are saints bad at boxing? They turn the other cheek!
- Why do saints love math? They believe in the highest power!
- Why did the saint refuse to play tennis? He didn’t want to make any faults!
- What do you call a saint in a football match? A goal-ly one!
- Why do saints love fishing? They enjoy the catch of the day!
- What’s a saint’s favorite painting style? Impressionism, they love leaving a good impression!
- Why do saints make great teachers? They believe in higher education!
- Why do saints love snow? It reminds them of purity!
- Why do saints prefer acoustic music? It’s more in-tune with their souls!
- Why are saints bad at playing darts? They never aim to sin!
- Why do saints always carry a map? They’re on a quest to find the right path!
- What’s a saint’s favorite type of bread? The heavenly kind!
- Why do saints never play chess? They never want to be cross with the king!
- What do saints say during a workout? “Let’s exercise our demons!”
- Why do saints love to read? They enjoy a good revelation!
- Why do saints hate clutter? They prefer space for grace!
- Why do saints love the sunrise? They appreciate the dawn of creation!
- Why do saints hate fast food? They prefer slow and steady salvation!
- What do saints say when they go hiking? “We’re climbing the mount of Olives!”
- Why do saints make good zookeepers? They take care of all God’s creatures!
- Why do saints love bird watching? They’re always looking for signs from above!
- Why do saints always drink tea? It’s steeped in tranquility!
- Why do saints love writing? They have a thing for holy scripts!
- Why do saints never use a GPS? They believe in divine direction!
- Why do saints always bring a notebook? They never want to forget a revelation!
- Why do saints love going to the beach? They love the sands of time!
- What do saints say when they go camping? “Let’s pitch our tents towards Jerusalem!”
- Why do saints make great gardeners? They’re used to sowing seeds of faith!
- Why do saints always know the time? They believe in timely intervention!
- What do you call a saint who’s a bartender? A spirit guide!
- Why do saints hate roller coasters? Too many ups and downs, they prefer the straight and narrow!
- Why do saints love cloud watching? They’re always on the lookout for silver linings!
- Why do saints never argue? They believe in peaceful resolutions!
- Why do saints always smile at work? They’re in good company!
- What do saints say when they go swimming? “Let’s make a splash in the water of life!”
- Why do saints love potlucks? They’re all about sharing blessings!
- Why do saints never get in a taxi? They prefer to walk by faith!
- What’s a saint’s favorite weather? Divine light!
- Why do saints always set their alarm clock? They never want to miss a revelation!
- What do you call a saint at a rock concert? A fan of heavenly music!
- Why do saints love knitting? It’s a way of weaving their faith!
- Why do saints never complain about the heat? They’re grateful it’s not hellfire!
- Why do saints always wear hats? To cap off their faith!
- Why do saints make great chefs? They’re always cooking up blessings!
- Why do saints never go skydiving? They don’t want to tempt fate!
- What’s a saint’s favorite type of book? Spiritual reality!
- Why do saints always look in the mirror? They’re reflecting on their faith!
- Why do saints never participate in beauty pageants? They believe in inner beauty!
- Why do saints make great musicians? They always hit the high notes of faith!
- Why do saints love gardening? It’s their way of showing faith in growth!
- What’s a saint’s favorite workout? Faith-lifting!
- Why do saints always take the stairs? They’re ascending to heaven!
- Why do saints love poetry? It’s divine expression!
- Why do saints never go spelunking? They prefer the light!
- Why do saints love puzzles? They’re pieces of heaven!
- What do saints say at the fruit market? “These are the fruits of our labor!”
- Why do saints always bring a flashlight? They’re ready to shine their light!
- What do saints say when they’re tired? “I need to rest in peace!”
- Why do saints love going to school? They’re eager to learn about the universe!
- Why do saints love going on safari? They appreciate all creatures great and small!
- Why do saints always watch the sunrise? They’re welcoming a new day of faith!
- Why do saints never lie? They stand by the truth!
- Why do saints make great painters? They love to bring visions to life!
- What do saints say when they get a haircut? “Trimming the edges of my halo!”
- Why do saints love the ocean? It’s full of miracles!
- Why do saints always carry a compass? They’re guided by the North Star!
- Why do saints always wear sunglasses? They’re prepared for divine light!
- Why do saints love ice cream? It’s heaven on earth!
- Why do saints never play dodgeball? They believe in facing things head-on!
- Why do saints love photography? They capture moments of grace!
- Why do saints never use an eraser? They believe in leaving marks!
- Why do saints always go to bed early? They believe in early to bed, early to rise, makes a man holy and wise!
- Why do saints love hiking? They’re climbing towards heaven!
- Why do saints love sailing? They’re moved by the breath of God!
- Why do saints love crossword puzzles? They’re word of God’s puzzles!
- Why do saints always recycle? They believe in divine re-creation!
- Why do saints always carry a watch? They know it’s always time for prayer!
- Why do saints love clouds? They’re reminders of the divine!
- Why do saints never drink alcohol? They’re intoxicated by faith!
- Why do saints always carry a bottle of water? They believe in the water of life!
- Why do saints love rainbows? They’re signs of promises!
- Why do saints never skip meals? They believe in the bread of life!
- Why do saints love painting? They create images of grace!
- Why do saints never play hide and seek? They’re always found in God!
- Why do saints love baking? They’re cooking with love!
- Why do saints never go to casinos? They believe in divine providence!
- Why do saints love honey? It’s the sweet nectar of life!
- Why do saints never skip a beat? They’re in tune with the divine rhythm!
- Why do saints love the wilderness? It’s God’s unspoiled creation!
- Why do saints love flowers? They’re the blooms of blessing!
- Why do saints never go bungee jumping? They don’t believe in leaps of faith!
- Why do saints love stars? They’re celestial blessings!