150 saints jokes

  1. Why did the Saint start a gardening club? Because he wanted to plant seeds of faith!
  2. Why don’t saints play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  3. What did the saint say when he finished his puzzle? “Hallelujah, I’ve found my piece!”
  4. Why do saints make bad lawyers? They can’t lie!
  5. Why do saints love baseball? Because it’s a pastime full of base-ic goodness!
  6. What do you call a saint who’s good at cooking? Holy Smokes!
  7. Why do saints avoid the stock market? They’re worried about losing their heavenly shares!
  8. Why did the saint bring a ladder to church? He wanted to get closer to heaven!
  9. Why don’t saints use elevators? They prefer taking steps towards salvation!
  10. Why do saints never get locked out? Because faith always opens doors!
  11. Why do saints make great detectives? They always have faith in the evidence!
  12. What’s a saint’s favorite exercise? Holy Cross-fit!
  13. Why are saints terrible at Hide and Seek? Because God always spots them!
  14. Why did the saint go to the bakery? He heard they had angel food cake!
  15. What do you call a saint with a sunburn? A holy red angel!
  16. Why do saints never get bored? They always find hymn-teresting things to do!
  17. Why don’t saints watch horror movies? They prefer to keep the spirit light!
  18. Why are saints so good at cleaning? They love to purge sin!
  19. What’s a saint’s favorite dessert? Pray-lean!
  20. What do saints use to fix everything? Their pray-ers!
  21. Why do saints love bell towers? They’re always full of ‘peal!
  22. What do you call a saint that’s good at networking? A social butterfly!
  23. Why do saints prefer walking? They don’t want to rush towards judgement!
  24. Why do saints never compete in races? They believe the last shall be first!
  25. What’s a saint’s favorite type of music? Gospel, it’s soul-lifting!
  26. Why do saints hate fast food? They prefer to fast!
  27. Why do saints always have a clear conscience? They confess every byte!
  28. Why do saints make terrible goalkeepers? They always let salvation in!
  29. Why do saints never get angry in traffic? They always have their faith in the right direction!
  30. What do you call a saint who’s a stand-up comedian? Holy Humorist!
  31. Why do saints always bring a compass? To find their way to the moral north!
  32. Why do saints love cycling? They enjoy the ride to righteousness!
  33. What’s a saint’s favorite clothing? A blessing in disguise!
  34. Why do saints always win at bingo? Because they have the number of the beast!
  35. Why do saints never procrastinate? They always have faith in the present!
  36. Why do saints love to write? They believe in the power of the word!
  37. Why did the saint go to the museum? To appreciate creations!
  38. Why do saints never skip breakfast? They believe it’s the most holy meal of the day!
  39. What do you call a saint in a spaceship? A holy roller!
  40. Why did the saint join the gym? He wanted to exercise his faith!
  41. Why do saints never lose at chess? They always check their mates!
  42. Why do saints always carry an umbrella? They want to stay under God’s coverage!
  43. Why do saints love farming? They enjoy growing their faith!
  44. Why do saints make good sailors? They’re always close to the ‘sea’ of Galilee!
  45. Why do saints always pass their exams? They believe in test-ament!
  46. Why do saints hate escalators? They prefer the stairway to heaven!
  47. Why do saints love libraries? They’re full of testament!
  48. Why do saints always seem optimistic? They’ve got a positive spirit!
  49. What do saints say when they take pictures? Say ‘cheeses’!
  50. Why don’t saints play video games? They prefer reality, it’s more soul-touching!
  51. Why did the saint refuse to play cards? Because he didn’t want to deal with temptation!
  52. What’s a saint’s favorite dance move? The Holy Ghost Step!
  53. Why do saints love to travel? They’re always on a pilgrimage!
  54. What do saints call their get-together? A pray-date!
  55. Why are saints bad at poker? They don’t believe in bluffing!
  56. Why do saints make great referees? They’re impartial, they love everyone equally!
  57. Why do saints make excellent meteorologists? They always know when it’s raining blessings!
  58. Why do saints love recycling? They believe in re-creation!
  59. Why are saints bad at boxing? They turn the other cheek!
  60. Why do saints love math? They believe in the highest power!
  61. Why did the saint refuse to play tennis? He didn’t want to make any faults!
  62. What do you call a saint in a football match? A goal-ly one!
  63. Why do saints love fishing? They enjoy the catch of the day!
  64. What’s a saint’s favorite painting style? Impressionism, they love leaving a good impression!
  65. Why do saints make great teachers? They believe in higher education!
  66. Why do saints love snow? It reminds them of purity!
  67. Why do saints prefer acoustic music? It’s more in-tune with their souls!
  68. Why are saints bad at playing darts? They never aim to sin!
  69. Why do saints always carry a map? They’re on a quest to find the right path!
  70. What’s a saint’s favorite type of bread? The heavenly kind!
  71. Why do saints never play chess? They never want to be cross with the king!
  72. What do saints say during a workout? “Let’s exercise our demons!”
  73. Why do saints love to read? They enjoy a good revelation!
  74. Why do saints hate clutter? They prefer space for grace!
  75. Why do saints love the sunrise? They appreciate the dawn of creation!
  76. Why do saints hate fast food? They prefer slow and steady salvation!
  77. What do saints say when they go hiking? “We’re climbing the mount of Olives!”
  78. Why do saints make good zookeepers? They take care of all God’s creatures!
  79. Why do saints love bird watching? They’re always looking for signs from above!
  80. Why do saints always drink tea? It’s steeped in tranquility!
  81. Why do saints love writing? They have a thing for holy scripts!
  82. Why do saints never use a GPS? They believe in divine direction!
  83. Why do saints always bring a notebook? They never want to forget a revelation!
  84. Why do saints love going to the beach? They love the sands of time!
  85. What do saints say when they go camping? “Let’s pitch our tents towards Jerusalem!”
  86. Why do saints make great gardeners? They’re used to sowing seeds of faith!
  87. Why do saints always know the time? They believe in timely intervention!
  88. What do you call a saint who’s a bartender? A spirit guide!
  89. Why do saints hate roller coasters? Too many ups and downs, they prefer the straight and narrow!
  90. Why do saints love cloud watching? They’re always on the lookout for silver linings!
  91. Why do saints never argue? They believe in peaceful resolutions!
  92. Why do saints always smile at work? They’re in good company!
  93. What do saints say when they go swimming? “Let’s make a splash in the water of life!”
  94. Why do saints love potlucks? They’re all about sharing blessings!
  95. Why do saints never get in a taxi? They prefer to walk by faith!
  96. What’s a saint’s favorite weather? Divine light!
  97. Why do saints always set their alarm clock? They never want to miss a revelation!
  98. What do you call a saint at a rock concert? A fan of heavenly music!
  99. Why do saints love knitting? It’s a way of weaving their faith!
  100. Why do saints never complain about the heat? They’re grateful it’s not hellfire!
  101. Why do saints always wear hats? To cap off their faith!
  102. Why do saints make great chefs? They’re always cooking up blessings!
  103. Why do saints never go skydiving? They don’t want to tempt fate!
  104. What’s a saint’s favorite type of book? Spiritual reality!
  105. Why do saints always look in the mirror? They’re reflecting on their faith!
  106. Why do saints never participate in beauty pageants? They believe in inner beauty!
  107. Why do saints make great musicians? They always hit the high notes of faith!
  108. Why do saints love gardening? It’s their way of showing faith in growth!
  109. What’s a saint’s favorite workout? Faith-lifting!
  110. Why do saints always take the stairs? They’re ascending to heaven!
  111. Why do saints love poetry? It’s divine expression!
  112. Why do saints never go spelunking? They prefer the light!
  113. Why do saints love puzzles? They’re pieces of heaven!
  114. What do saints say at the fruit market? “These are the fruits of our labor!”
  115. Why do saints always bring a flashlight? They’re ready to shine their light!
  116. What do saints say when they’re tired? “I need to rest in peace!”
  117. Why do saints love going to school? They’re eager to learn about the universe!
  118. Why do saints love going on safari? They appreciate all creatures great and small!
  119. Why do saints always watch the sunrise? They’re welcoming a new day of faith!
  120. Why do saints never lie? They stand by the truth!
  121. Why do saints make great painters? They love to bring visions to life!
  122. What do saints say when they get a haircut? “Trimming the edges of my halo!”
  123. Why do saints love the ocean? It’s full of miracles!
  124. Why do saints always carry a compass? They’re guided by the North Star!
  125. Why do saints always wear sunglasses? They’re prepared for divine light!
  126. Why do saints love ice cream? It’s heaven on earth!
  127. Why do saints never play dodgeball? They believe in facing things head-on!
  128. Why do saints love photography? They capture moments of grace!
  129. Why do saints never use an eraser? They believe in leaving marks!
  130. Why do saints always go to bed early? They believe in early to bed, early to rise, makes a man holy and wise!
  131. Why do saints love hiking? They’re climbing towards heaven!
  132. Why do saints love sailing? They’re moved by the breath of God!
  133. Why do saints love crossword puzzles? They’re word of God’s puzzles!
  134. Why do saints always recycle? They believe in divine re-creation!
  135. Why do saints always carry a watch? They know it’s always time for prayer!
  136. Why do saints love clouds? They’re reminders of the divine!
  137. Why do saints never drink alcohol? They’re intoxicated by faith!
  138. Why do saints always carry a bottle of water? They believe in the water of life!
  139. Why do saints love rainbows? They’re signs of promises!
  140. Why do saints never skip meals? They believe in the bread of life!
  141. Why do saints love painting? They create images of grace!
  142. Why do saints never play hide and seek? They’re always found in God!
  143. Why do saints love baking? They’re cooking with love!
  144. Why do saints never go to casinos? They believe in divine providence!
  145. Why do saints love honey? It’s the sweet nectar of life!
  146. Why do saints never skip a beat? They’re in tune with the divine rhythm!
  147. Why do saints love the wilderness? It’s God’s unspoiled creation!
  148. Why do saints love flowers? They’re the blooms of blessing!
  149. Why do saints never go bungee jumping? They don’t believe in leaps of faith!
  150. Why do saints love stars? They’re celestial blessings!

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