150 pokemon jokes

  1. Why don’t you ever shower with a Pokémon? Because they might Pikachu!
  2. What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
  3. What does a Sudowoodo want to be when it grows up? A tree-al thing.
  4. How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You Pokémon.
  5. Why did Team Rocket start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough.
  6. How do you know if you’re a bad Pokémon trainer? When your Pikachu shocks you with its truth.
  7. Why was Meowth able to pay his bills? Because he always used Pay Day.
  8. What is an electric Pokémon’s favorite exercise? Zapping jacks!
  9. What does a Jigglypuff use to scribble? A marker-puff!
  10. Why did Gloom stop drinking coffee? It kept him from sleeping, so he was always Weepinbell.
  11. Why was Psyduck always stressed? Because he had too many psychic bills.
  12. Why can’t you give Eevee a bath? Because she will Vaporeon you.
  13. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a Gastly!
  14. Why did Charmander go to school? To become a Charizard.
  15. Why can’t you trust Geodude? Because he often takes things for granite.
  16. What’s a Squirtle’s favorite style of music? Shell-n-B.
  17. Why did Haunter never fail at hide and seek? He could always go ghastly.
  18. How do you know when you’ve been playing too much Pokémon? When you try to evolve your dog.
  19. Why did the Miltank go to the party? Because she wanted to have an udderly good time.
  20. What did the trainer say to his sleepy Snorlax? Nothing. He let it rest.
  21. Why did Bulbasaur become a gardener? He wanted to grow a bulb.
  22. What does a Pokémon Trainer say when they move to a new city? Let’s Machop and go!
  23. Why don’t you ever argue with a Kadabra? They’ll always have a counterpoint.
  24. Why is it dangerous to go into the kitchen with a Weezing? It might start a gas leak.
  25. Why does Mr. Mime never win at poker? Because it’s always showing its hand.
  26. How can you tell when a Machoke likes to work out? It’s got a bodybuilder’s belt.
  27. What’s Pikachu’s favorite dance? The electric slide.
  28. Why did Beedrill get promoted? He was always buzz-y at work.
  29. Why was Clefairy a good musician? Because it knew all the clefs.
  30. Why did the Pokémon go to the doctor? Because its health was in Seaking!
  31. How does Gengar say goodbye? Smell ya Ghastly.
  32. Why don’t Voltorb ever get lonely? Because they always have a spark of company!
  33. Why did Charizard refuse to fight Blastoise? He didn’t want to get into hot water.
  34. What do you call a scared Pokémon? A Jynx.
  35. How does a Pidgey learn to fly? It wings it.
  36. What does Onix use to take notes? A rock tablet.
  37. Why don’t you play hide and seek with Pokémon? Because good luck hiding when your trainer has a Pokédex!
  38. What’s a Pokémon Trainer’s favorite place to go in winter? Icicle Plateau.
  39. What do you call a pokémon who can play the guitar? A rockstar.
  40. Why is Lapras always so popular at parties? It breaks the ice.
  41. Why did the Scyther get a job? He wanted to make a clean cut in life.
  42. How does a Poliwag ask for food? It says, “Poli…wag…your tail if you have something to eat!”
  43. Why did Togepi give up magic tricks? It couldn’t get the shell game right.
  44. What’s a Hypno’s favorite type of music? Hypno-hop.
  45. Why did Marill go to the party? It heard it was going to be a splash!
  46. Why do Trainers carry around empty Poké Balls? They’re trying to catch some Z’s.
  47. Why was the Magnemite a great detective? It always knew how to attract clues.
  48. Why don’t Pokémon ever go into business? They’re scared of being sued under tort-erra law.
  49. What did the Oddish say to the Bulbasaur? “You’re an odd-ish looking creature!”
  50. What do you call a low fat Pokémon? Butter-free.
  51. How does a Drowzee eat food? One bite at a Hypno.
  52. Why did the Raichu eat the light bulb? He wanted a light snack.
  53. What do you get when you cross a Pikachu with a Charizard? Shock and aww.
  54. Why was Arbok the best at hide and seek? Because no one could ever find where it was Ekans!
  55. Why did the Goldeen go to school? To become a Seaking.
  56. Why did the Pokémon trainer carry a map? So he wouldn’t get caught in a Sandshrew.
  57. What does a Meowth say when it’s confused? I’m feline puzzled.
  58. Why don’t Pokémon ever get into a fight? Because Magikarp-e Diem, they seize the day.
  59. What do you get if you cross a Jigglypuff with a Gengar? A singing nightmare.
  60. How does Rhydon make his bed? With a rock and roll.
  61. What do you call a legendary Pokémon that doesn’t show up on time? Late-as.
  62. Why did the Eevee go to the party? Because it wanted to be the life of the Leafeon.
  63. What do you call a Pokémon in winter? Chill-veon.
  64. What’s Ditto’s favorite clothing? Anything, it’s always in style.
  65. Why did the Pokémon trainer carry a fan? To keep his Charmander cool.
  66. What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? Slow-poke.
  67. Why did Psyduck have a headache? Because he couldn’t Psy-stop thinking.
  68. How do you catch a Squirtle in the wild? With a bucket.
  69. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Squirtle, because it loves to use the water gun.
  70. Why did the Pokémon go to the circus? To learn some new Togepi-tricks.
  71. How do you know a Gyarados is happy? It gives you a big, wide Gyaragrins.
  72. What do you call a Pokémon that has become a ghost? A Ghastly evolution.
  73. Why does Hitmonlee kick so much? Because he wants to be a Kung-Fu Master.
  74. What do you call a Sudowoodo who can’t make decisions? Sudon’tknowwho.
  75. What’s Machamp’s favorite exercise? Weight lifting, four arms are better than two!
  76. What do you call a gossiping Pokémon? Chatter-blast.
  77. Why did Ninetales go to school? It had a lot of tales to tell.
  78. How does Alakazam predict the weather? With a spoons-up.
  79. What do you call a Pikachu that tells bad jokes? Pikachu-se me of terrible humor.
  80. Why do Pokémon never lie? Because the truth is always out in the Eevee-ning.
  81. What does a Farfetch’d make for dinner? A leek soup.
  82. Why was the Sableye the best at Halloween? It always knew how to gem up the place.
  83. How do you know when a Pokémon is under the weather? It’s feeling a little Horsea.
  84. Why did Dewgong make great lifeguards? Because they always Seel the danger.
  85. Why did the Pokémon go to the casino? It wanted to hit the Jack-Pott.
  86. How do you know a Pikachu is a good DJ? When the crowd gets Electrified.
  87. What’s a Gloom’s favorite song? “Don’t worry, be happy.”
  88. Why did the trainer get a watch? To not lose track of Sandslash of time.
  89. Why was Lickitung always popular at candy stores? It had the best taste in town.
  90. How does a Pokémon Trainer organize a party? They plan-it with Solrock.
  91. Why was Jolteon always running out of energy? It couldn’t keep up with its volt-age.
  92. What did the Parasect say to the trainer? I’m a fungi!
  93. What’s a Pokemon’s favorite place to visit in France? Paras!
  94. What do you call a Pikachu who joins the dark side? A Sith-achu.
  95. Why do Ghost Pokémon hate rain? It dampens their spirits.
  96. What do you call a competitive Gastly? A goal-ghast.
  97. How does Gloom communicate with its trainer? Through Flora-sign.
  98. Why did the Lapras go to the party? Because it wanted to shell-ebrate.
  99. Why don’t Dragon Pokémon like to play cards? They might get a Dragonite.
  100. How do you know if it’s a Poliwrath’s birthday? It gets in a festive Swirl!
  101. How do you get a Pikachu on a train? You Pokémon-board.
  102. Why did Hitmonchan become a chef? Because it wanted to beat the eggs.
  103. What’s Muk’s favorite type of music? Grunge.
  104. Why was Ekans always getting in trouble? It just couldn’t keep its coil together.
  105. What’s an Abra’s favorite part of a joke? The Kadabra-cadabra.
  106. How do you know when Magnemite is in love? It can’t resist attraction.
  107. Why was the Tangela always last in race? It got tangled up!
  108. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Mewtwo.
  109. How does a trainer comfort a sad Bulbasaur? They petal it gently.
  110. Why don’t Rhydon ever forget? Because they always remember to Rock-and-roll.
  111. How does a Cubone get around town? By Marowak-ing.
  112. What do you call a Pokémon that can sing? A Melo-etta.
  113. Why did the Weepinbell go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the Victreebel.
  114. Why did the Exeggcute never argue? They were always on the same side.
  115. How does a Clefairy keep time? With a metronome.
  116. What’s Snorlax’s favorite subject? Bedmatics.
  117. Why did Mr. Mime go to jail? He put up too many barriers.
  118. Why did Dragonair go to school? It wanted to be a Dragonite scholar.
  119. Why did the Pokémon trainer get glasses? He wanted to have better Seaking.
  120. Why don’t Pokémon get bored at parties? Because they always find some Chansey to play.
  121. Why was Nidorina good at chess? She was a queen in the making.
  122. What does Rapidash use to write? A pen-dash.
  123. How does Psyduck pay for lunch? With his bill.
  124. Why did the Swablu go to the party? It didn’t want to miss the Swablu-etooth!
  125. Why does Arcanine make a good detective? It always sniffs out the Growlithe.
  126. What’s Oddish’s favorite math lesson? Root calculations.
  127. How do you make a Rattata laugh? Tickle its Rat-tummy.
  128. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite type of exercise? Cardiovascul-Rhydon.
  129. Why did the Pokémon trainer become a musician? Because he liked the sound of the Melodica.
  130. Why did Jynx win the beauty contest? She bewitched the judges.
  131. Why does Koffing never get lost? It always keeps track of its Weezing.
  132. What do you call a musical Exeggutor? A band-leader.
  133. Why was the Dugtrio always in sync? They always knew how to dig deep.
  134. What did one Geodude say to the other? “Rock on, bro!”
  135. What’s a Seel’s favorite healthy snack? Seel-ery sticks.
  136. How does a Squirtle ask for a high five? “Give me a shell, dude!”
  137. Why don’t Pokémon use cell phones? They’re afraid of the roaming charges.
  138. What does a Pokémon use when it’s not feeling well? A Potion.
  139. Why was the Pikachu always at the top of the class? It was a quick shock-er.
  140. How does a Pokémon trainer keep his pants up? With a Poke-belt.
  141. Why did the Exeggutor go to a psychiatrist? It had split personalities.
  142. What did the Pikachu say to its trainer? Pika-chew on this candy.
  143. Why was Gyarados always angry? It couldn’t keep its cool.
  144. Why don’t Pokémon play basketball? They’re afraid of the net-ball.
  145. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song? “Pika-body Loves You.”
  146. How did the Gloom feel in the summer? Totally Blossomed.
  147. How does Cubone ask for forgiveness? It throws you a bone.
  148. Why don’t Ghost Pokémon make good comedians? Their jokes go right through you.
  149. Why was the trainer scared of the Feraligatr? It was a bit snappy.
  150. What do you call a professional Pokémon catcher? A Pokéball player!

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