150 pacemaker jokes

  1. Why did the pacemaker apply for a job? Because it knew how to keep things ticking!
  2. What did the pacemaker say to the heart? “I’m just here to keep you honest!”
  3. Why don’t pacemakers play hide and seek? Because they’re always found at the heart of things!
  4. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite music? Anything with a steady beat!
  5. What did the pacemaker say to the lazy heart? “Beat it!”
  6. What does a pacemaker do at a football game? It always roots for the home team to keep their hearts in it!
  7. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite dance? The heartbeat!
  8. Why did the pacemaker get an award? It always knew how to keep the pace!
  9. How does a pacemaker get around? By taking the artery!
  10. What did one pacemaker say to the other at the gym? “Keep your pulse up!”
  11. Why did the pacemaker go to the party? To keep everyone’s spirits up!
  12. Why can’t a pacemaker play poker? It always shows its heart!
  13. Why did the pacemaker get a promotion? It was always in rhythm with the company’s goals!
  14. Why do pacemakers make bad detectives? They can’t skip a beat!
  15. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite subject? Beat-ology!
  16. What did the doctor say to the pacemaker? “You’re a life-saver!”
  17. Why do pacemakers always get invited to dances? They’ve got the best rhythm!
  18. Why did the pacemaker join the band? To keep up the tempo!
  19. What does a pacemaker do when it’s tired? It never skips a beat!
  20. Why do pacemakers never go on strike? They’re always keeping up the pace!
  21. Why was the pacemaker arrested? It was charged with controlling a heartbeat!
  22. What do pacemakers wear to a formal event? A suit and tie-chocardiogram!
  23. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite day of the week? Heart-day!
  24. How do pacemakers relax? By tuning into the beat of their own drum!
  25. What do you call a pacemaker that tells jokes? A stand-up comedian at heart!
  26. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite song? “Don’t Skip A Beat!”
  27. Why was the pacemaker hired as a coach? It always knew how to keep the team’s heart in the game!
  28. What did the pacemaker say to the scared heart? “Don’t miss a beat!”
  29. Why did the pacemaker get a ticket? For speeding up a heart!
  30. What do you call a pacemaker with an attitude? A pacem-aker!
  31. Why did the pacemaker go to the music festival? To stay in sync with the beat!
  32. Why don’t pacemakers get lost? They always follow their heart!
  33. What do pacemakers do at a concert? They set the tempo!
  34. How does a pacemaker break the ice at a party? By starting a heart-to-heart conversation!
  35. What does a pacemaker bring to a picnic? A hearty appetite!
  36. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite sport? Heart-ball!
  37. What does a pacemaker do when it’s nervous? It holds its beat!
  38. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite book? “The Heart of the Matter!”
  39. How did the pacemaker win the race? It set the pace!
  40. Why was the pacemaker popular at school? It was always in rhythm with the students!
  41. How does a pacemaker deal with stress? By taking deep breaths and counting heartbeats!
  42. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite movie? “Heartbeat: The Pulse of Life!”
  43. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite hobby? Heart crafting!
  44. Why did the pacemaker go to the therapist? It needed someone to listen to its beats!
  45. What do you call a pacemaker that works too hard? A workaholic at heart!
  46. What does a pacemaker say to a slow heart? “Pick up the pace, buddy!”
  47. Why are pacemakers never late? They’re always on time with every heartbeat!
  48. How does a pacemaker send a letter? By heart mail!
  49. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite game? Heartstone!
  50. Why did the pacemaker join a dating app? To find a beat mate!
  51. How does a pacemaker stay in shape? It never skips a beat!
  52. What did the pacemaker say to the broken heart? “I’m here to pick up the pieces!”
  53. How does a pacemaker cheer up a sad friend? By giving them a pep-talk in sync with their heartbeats!
  54. What does a pacemaker do on a lazy Sunday? It takes a heart nap!
  55. Why did the pacemaker move to the city? It wanted to keep up with the fast-paced lifestyle!
  56. Why do pacemakers make good teachers? They always know how to keep the class’s attention!
  57. What did the pacemaker say to the romantic heart? “Keep beating, lovebird!”
  58. Why are pacemakers always calm? They never let anything skip their beat!
  59. Why did the pacemaker go to the casino? It knew it could keep a poker face even with a high heartbeat!
  60. How does a pacemaker celebrate its birthday? With a heart party!
  61. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite treat? A hearty meal!
  62. Why was the pacemaker hired as a timekeeper? It was always in sync!
  63. How does a pacemaker say goodbye? “Keep beating!”
  64. What do pacemakers do on a road trip? They follow their heart’s direction!
  65. What do you call a pacemaker’s vacation? A heartbeat retreat!
  66. Why do pacemakers never feel lonely? They’ve always got a heart to talk to!
  67. Why did the pacemaker start a blog? To share the beats of its life!
  68. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite type of joke? A hearty one!
  69. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite fruit? A heart-healthy apple!
  70. How does a pacemaker stay organized? It keeps a heart calendar!
  71. Why did the pacemaker become a chef? It had a heart for cooking!
  72. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite exercise? Heart-jumping!
  73. What did the pacemaker say to the nervous heart? “Keep calm and beat on!”
  74. How does a pacemaker send a secret message? It encodes it in heartbeats!
  75. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite card game? Hearts!
  76. Why was the pacemaker invited to the debate? It always had a strong heartbeat for arguments!
  77. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite breakfast? A hearty omelette!
  78. Why do pacemakers make good philosophers? They’ve mastered the art of heart-to-heart conversations!
  79. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite type of math? Heart-rithmetics!
  80. Why did the pacemaker write a book? It wanted to share its heart-stopping stories!
  81. Why was the pacemaker cast in the play? It had the best timing for the dramatic moments!
  82. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite city? Heartford!
  83. Why do pacemakers never get bored? They’ve always got their heart in the game!
  84. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite drink? A hearty smoothie!
  85. Why was the pacemaker elected president? It always knew how to keep the nation’s heart beating!
  86. What did the pacemaker say to the heart during the marathon? “Beat steady, we’re almost there!”
  87. How does a pacemaker make a friend? By reaching out to their heart!
  88. Why do pacemakers make good musicians? They always know how to keep the rhythm!
  89. Why did the pacemaker join the orchestra? It wanted to conduct the heartbeats!
  90. Why do pacemakers love roller coasters? They love the heart-racing thrill!
  91. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite painting? The Heart of Mona Lisa!
  92. Why did the pacemaker sign up for the race? It wanted to set the pace!
  93. How does a pacemaker stay youthful? By always staying in sync with the beat of life!
  94. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite tree? The hearty oak!
  95. Why did the pacemaker become a poet? It could always find the right beat for the verse!
  96. Why do pacemakers never get tired of their jobs? They’re always close to the heart of the matter!
  97. How does a pacemaker decorate for a party? With heart balloons!
  98. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite flower? The hearty rose!
  99. Why did the pacemaker go camping? It wanted to listen to the heartbeat of nature!
  100. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite holiday? Valentine’s Day, the heart of all holidays!
  101. Why did the pacemaker go to the concert? It loves to sync with the beat!
  102. Why do pacemakers never get lost? They always listen to their heart!
  103. How does a pacemaker keep its cool during a crisis? It stays in rhythm!
  104. Why do pacemakers make good DJs? They never miss a beat!
  105. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite dish? Heart-healthy salad!
  106. Why did the pacemaker go to the dance? It knows how to keep in step!
  107. What does a pacemaker do on a rainy day? Listen to the heartbeat of the rain!
  108. Why did the pacemaker go to the beach? It loves the heart-thumping waves!
  109. How does a pacemaker celebrate its anniversary? With a heart party!
  110. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite dessert? A heart-shaped cake!
  111. Why did the pacemaker go to the fashion show? It has a heart for style!
  112. Why do pacemakers always win at chess? They always plan several heartbeats ahead!
  113. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite fairy tale? Snow White and the Seven Heartbeats!
  114. Why did the pacemaker go to the zoo? It loves the heart-throbbing excitement!
  115. What did the pacemaker say to the excited heart? “Keep calm and beat on!”
  116. How does a pacemaker deal with disappointment? It takes heart and moves on!
  117. Why do pacemakers make good managers? They always know how to keep the team’s heart in the game!
  118. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite riddle? “What keeps a beat but doesn’t play music?”
  119. How does a pacemaker show appreciation? It gives a heart-thumping applause!
  120. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite candy? Heartbeat gummies!
  121. Why did the pacemaker go to the amusement park? It loves the heart-pounding rides!
  122. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite video game? Heartbeat Hero!
  123. How does a pacemaker cheer on a friend? With a hearty cheer!
  124. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing heartbeat!
  125. Why do pacemakers make good politicians? They always have their heart in the right place!
  126. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite type of music? Heartbeat Symphony!
  127. How does a pacemaker say hello? With a hearty wave!
  128. Why did the pacemaker join the choir? To help keep the beat!
  129. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite soap opera? As the Heart Beats!
  130. Why did the pacemaker become a pilot? It wanted to feel the heart-racing thrill of flying!
  131. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite cartoon? Heartbeat Bunny!
  132. How does a pacemaker spend its free time? Listening to the beat of its favorite music!
  133. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite board game? Heartbeat Pursuit!
  134. Why do pacemakers make good talk show hosts? They know how to keep the heart of the conversation!
  135. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite type of poetry? Heartbeat Haiku!
  136. How does a pacemaker enjoy a sunny day? By basking in the heart-warming sun!
  137. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite type of art? Heartbeat Cubism!
  138. How does a pacemaker stay motivated? By listening to the beat of its ambitions!
  139. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite constellation? The Heartbeat Major!
  140. Why did the pacemaker become a gardener? It has a heart for nature!
  141. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite car? A Heartbeat Bugatti!
  142. How does a pacemaker spend the holidays? In the company of heartwarming friends and family!
  143. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite planet? Heartbeat Mars!
  144. Why do pacemakers make good editors? They have a knack for cutting to the heart of the matter!
  145. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite quote? “Follow your heart, it knows the beat!”
  146. How does a pacemaker stay inspired? By embracing the heartbeat of creativity!
  147. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite bird? The Heartbeat Hummingbird!
  148. Why did the pacemaker become a lifeguard? It wanted to ensure everyone’s heart keeps beating at the beach!
  149. What’s a pacemaker’s favorite rollercoaster? The Heartbeat Express!
  150. How does a pacemaker sign off a letter? With all its heartbeats!

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