57+ orange puns
- What do you call an orange that became a detective? A pulp fiction!
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of music? Vitamin B-eat!
- Why did the orange fail its driving test? It kept peeling out!
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well.
- Why was the orange so good at basketball? It had a zest for the game!
- What do oranges do when they take a break? They re-juice.
- What do you call a cat that eats a lot of oranges? A sour-puss.
- What’s an orange’s favorite exercise? Pulp-ates.
- Why don’t oranges ever get lost? Because they always concentrate.
- Why was the orange so good in school? It always got straight peels.
- Why did the orange join the circus? It had great peel.
- What do you call a well-spoken orange? An eloquent-ine.
- What’s an orange’s favorite subject in school? Geometry, because of all the round shapes.
- Why did the orange go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date!
- What do you call an orange who’s been around the world? A globe-trotter.
- Why don’t oranges ever get into serious relationships? They’re too afraid of commitment.
- What do you call an orange with an attitude? A bitter-sweet.
- How do oranges fix things? With vitamin C-ment!
- What’s an orange’s favorite part of the newspaper? The juicy details.
- How do oranges greet each other? “Pulp-leased to meet you!”
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of humor? Pulp culture.
- Why was the orange always single? It was simply un-peel-able.
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of play? A peel-ing drama.
- Why did the orange go to jail? For stalking the apple.
- Why did the orange use sunscreen? It didn’t want to get a sunburn.
- What do you call a group of musical oranges? A jam band.
- What do you call an orange at the North Pole? Lost.
- What’s an orange’s favorite spot? The pulp-it.
- Why did the orange wear a tiny coat? It was a little chili.
- Why did the orange go to school? To get a little more juice in its brain.
- What did the orange say after a bad joke? That’s pulp-osterous!
- How do you compliment an orange? Just say it’s ap-peel-ing.
- What’s an orange’s favorite part of the day? The morning pulp.
- What do you call a baby orange? A little squirt.
- Why don’t oranges play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
- Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice!
- What did the orange say to its twin? “I’m pulp-lexed.”
- How do oranges wish each other good luck? “Peel-ease succeed!”
- Why don’t oranges ever quit? Because they’re always pressing on.
- How do oranges cheer up their friends? They give them a zest of life.
- What’s an orange’s favorite game? Squeeze play.
- What did the orange say to the banana? “You’re quite a-peel-ing.”
- Why did the orange go to the party? To have a zestful time.
- What do you call a scared orange? A pulp-trified citrus.
- Why did the orange go to therapy? It had pulp-able anxiety.
- What did the orange say to the lemon? “You’re not as a-peel-ing as me!”
- How do oranges celebrate victories? They have a juice jubilee.
- What do you call an orange that’s gone bad? A rotten peel.
- Why was the orange always at ease? It never had pulp-itations.
- What did the orange say after a long day? “I’m ex-squeezed.”
- What do oranges use to write letters? Lemon-ink.
- What’s an orange’s dream job? To become a peel-ot.
- Why don’t oranges ever get lonely? They always stick in a bunch.
- What did the orange say when it saw a friend? “Long time no peel!”
- What do you call an orange who can’t make up its mind? In-decider-us.
- What does an orange do when it’s tired? It retires to its peel-ow.
- How does an orange apologize? It says “I’m pulp-ally sorry.”
- What do you call an orange comedian? A peel-arious entertainer.
- Why did the orange become a baker? It had a talent for kneading dough.
- What did the orange say to the grapefruit? “You’re a bit too tart for me!”
- What do you call a very popular orange? The zest of the best.
- Why was the orange in the orchestra? It had a natural zest for music.
- Why did the orange go to the beach? To catch some Vitamin Sea.
- How does an orange say goodbye? “Peel you later!”
- What did the orange do on the computer? It refreshed the page.
- What do you call an orange in a garden? A squash.
- Why was the orange in the movie? It was a star fruit.
- What do you call a rough orange? A tough peel.
- What do you call a really old orange? Ancient citrus.
- What do you call an orange that got stepped on? Squashed.
- What do oranges use to wash their hair? Shampoo and con-dish-ioner.
- Why did the orange go to a mind reader? To get its pith predicted.
- What do you call an orange magician? A citrus sorcerer.
- Why did the orange bring a sun hat? It didn’t want to peel from sunburn.
- What’s an orange’s favorite TV show? Pulp Fiction.
- How does an orange do its shopping? It goes to the super-martini.
- Why did the orange go to a spa? For a peel-off mask.
- What did the orange say at a race? “I’m on a roll!”
- Why was the orange always relaxed? It had plenty of Vitamin ‘Zest.’
- What’s an orange’s favorite fashion? Peeling off layers.
- What’s an orange’s favorite movie? “The Citrus of Oz.”
- Why was the orange good at chess? It was always ahead in the pawns.
- Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of zest.
- What did the orange say to the apple? “I find you very a-peel-ing.”
- Why did the orange go to the art class? To learn still life.
- Why was the orange at the comedy club? It had a zest for laughter.
- What do you call a very sad orange? Des-press-ed.
- Why did the orange go to the gym? To get a zest pack.
- What’s an orange’s favorite instrument? The pith-eridoo.
- What did the orange say when it saw a friend? “Orange you glad to see me?”
- What do you call an orange after a workout? A stretch fruit.
- Why did the orange become an astronaut? To peel the weightlessness.
- What’s an orange’s favorite time? The golden hour.
- Why did the orange go camping? It wanted to juice the wilderness.
- What do oranges say before a meal? “Peel your plates!”
- What’s an orange’s favorite dance? The zest-amba.
- Why did the orange join the military? It wanted to be in the army-navel.
- How do oranges solve disputes? By getting to the root of the peel.
- Why was the orange so good at poker? It had a good poker zest.
- What do you call a lost orange? Disorient-ed.
- What’s an orange’s favorite salad? Caesar, for the romaine!
- Why did the orange go to the library? To juice up on knowledge.
- What do you call a beautiful orange? Aestheti-citrus.
- What do oranges wear to bed? Their peel-jamas.
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
- What do you call an orange that’s been sliced? A cut above the rest.
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the circles.
- What do oranges use when they get injured? Vitamin C-ment.
- What’s an orange’s favorite movie theater snack? Pulp-corn.
- What’s an orange’s favorite exercise move? The squeeze.
- What did the orange say to the grape? “You’re not a-peel-ing to me.”
- What’s an orange’s favorite day of the week? Saturd-ay.
- How does an orange get around town? It peels out in its car.
- What do you call an orange who loves to draw? An artist-ine.
- What did the orange say to the tangerine? “You’re my zest friend.”
- What do you call a sophisticated orange? A zest-ocrat.
- What do oranges do on a sunny day? Bask in the sun-fruit.
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of literature? Pulp fiction.
- How do oranges like their eggs? Sun-zested.
- What do you call an orange who likes to shop? A retail-thera-peel.
- How do oranges communicate? Via Vitamin C-B radio.
- What do you call an orange who’s in a hurry? An express.
- Why did the orange go to the dentist? It had a sour tooth.
- What did the orange do at the gym? It worked on its peel-ates.
- What do oranges say when they meditate? “Ommm-ange.”
- Why did the orange get a job? To make ends meet.
- Why did the orange join the band? It had the zest for music.
- What do you call an orange with a degree? Ed-juiced.
- How does an orange get high? It peels to the sky.
- What do oranges say at the start of a race? Ready, set, peel!
- Why did the orange go on a diet? It felt a little round.
- How does an orange stay fit? It runs daily in the fruit race.
- What do you call a happy orange? Gleam-ing.
- What do oranges say during a toast? “Cheers to the high pulp!”
- What do you call a singing orange? A pop star-fruit.
- Why did the orange turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
- What do oranges say when they’re scared? “I’m pulp-etified!”
- What’s an orange’s favorite winter activity? Zest-kiing.
- What’s an orange’s favorite bedtime story? “James and the Giant Peach.”
- How does an orange stop a DVD? It presses the paws button.
- Why did the orange get a ticket? It broke the speed lime-it.
- What do oranges write their homework with? A pen-cil.
- What’s an orange’s favorite sport? Basket-peel.
- Why did the orange cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you call an orange in an elevator? A lift-us.
- What do you call an orange that’s taken a vow of silence? Mute-fruit.
- What did the orange say when it bumped into the apple? “Sorry, I didn’t see you there.”
- What’s an orange’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso, for the quick burst of energy!
- What do oranges say when they are ready to sleep? “Peel my eyelids closing.”
- And finally, what’s an orange’s favorite saying? “Orange you glad we had this time together?”