85 mary jane jokes
- Why did Mary Jane get a job at the bakery? Because she wanted to make a little dough!
- Why did Mary Jane enroll in the school of music? She heard it was a joint effort.
- Why doesn’t Mary Jane wear shoes? She prefers to be bare-blunt.
- Why did Mary Jane become a gardener? She’s got a green thumb.
- Why did Mary Jane go to a seafood restaurant? She heard the seaweed was great.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite exercise? High jumps!
- What does Mary Jane put in her coffee? Cream and sugar, she likes to sweeten the pot!
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite card game? Texas Hold’em, she’s always holding.
- Why did Mary Jane open a bakery? She heard the best bakeries were always baked.
- Why did Mary Jane become a poet? She enjoys rolling her words.
- Why does Mary Jane always carry a lighter? Because she’s always sparking new ideas!
- Why doesn’t Mary Jane play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re high.
- Why did Mary Jane go to space? She wanted to reach a higher level.
- Why did Mary Jane start a landscaping business? She has a thing for grass.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite part of a joke? The high point.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the greenhouse? She was looking for some home-grown solutions.
- Why did Mary Jane become a chef? Because she loves to bake and roast!
- What does Mary Jane use to style her hair? A straightening joint!
- Why did Mary Jane visit the art museum? She heard there was a new high culture exhibit.
- Why did Mary Jane buy a hot air balloon? She wanted to get lifted.
- Why did Mary Jane start a band? Because she wanted to hit a high note.
- Why did Mary Jane join the circus? She likes the high-wire act.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the mountain? She wanted to get stoned.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of candy? Cotton mouth candy!
- Why did Mary Jane get a job at the airport? She loves a good take-off.
- Why did Mary Jane become a chimney sweep? Because she’s great at cleaning pipes.
- Why does Mary Jane always carry an umbrella? In case of a pipe burst!
- Why did Mary Jane decide to become a fire fighter? She’s great at extinguishing blunts.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of bread? Stoneground!
- Why did Mary Jane become a dentist? She loves to deal with cottonmouth.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite type of bird? The puffin.
- What does Mary Jane do during a power outage? She lights up the room.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the beach? She heard it was high tide.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of math? Higher functions.
- Why does Mary Jane love camping? Because of all the potluck dinners.
- Why did Mary Jane start an orchestra? Because she loves high notes.
- What did Mary Jane say to the sandwich at the deli? Let’s roll.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the doctor? She was feeling a bit blunt.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite type of delivery? Air drop.
- Why does Mary Jane love the library? Because she gets to check out high literature.
- Why did Mary Jane take a job at the clock tower? She likes to be on high time.
- Why did Mary Jane join the basketball team? She’s great at high shooting.
- Why did Mary Jane start a cleaning company? Because she loves a clean bowl.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite part of a tree? The high branches.
- Why did Mary Jane become a physicist? She loves studying high energy particles.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the zoo? She wanted to feed the high-raxes (giraffes).
- Why did Mary Jane go to the eclipse? She wanted to see the high moon.
- What does Mary Jane order at the fast food restaurant? The baked potato.
- Why did Mary Jane take up hiking? She loves the high trails.
- Why did Mary Jane get into politics? She believes in high-level discussions.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite type of fabric? Hemp.
- Why does Mary Jane always win at poker? She always has a good hand-rolled.
- Why did Mary Jane become a realtor? She loves showing high rises.
- Why did Mary Jane visit the chemistry lab? She wanted to see some reactions in high.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the casino? She loves the high stakes.
- What does Mary Jane call a boring conversation? A buzz kill.
- Why did Mary Jane become an archaeologist? She loves high-story (history).
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite TV channel? The High Definition channel.
- Why did Mary Jane take up yoga? She enjoys the higher consciousness.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite spice? Thyme, because it rhymes with high.
- Why did Mary Jane become a watchmaker? She loves high times.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite way to travel? By high way.
- Why did Mary Jane become a pilot? She loves to fly high.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the comedy club? For the high-larious jokes.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite part of the day? High noon.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of movie? High-fi (Sci-fi).
- Why did Mary Jane become a carpenter? She loves to plane high.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite fruit? Pineapple, because it’s high in vitamins.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the opera? She loves the high notes.
- What does Mary Jane do when she gets lost? She looks for a high landmark.
- Why did Mary Jane become an architect? She likes building high.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the gym? She wanted to get ripped.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of cloud? The high ones.
- What does Mary Jane call a good meal? A pot-luck.
- Why did Mary Jane go to the aquarium? She loves the high seas.
- What does Mary Jane wear in the winter? A high-neck sweater.
- Why did Mary Jane take up astronomy? She likes high stars.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite sport? High-diving.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite type of dance? The highland jig.
- Why did Mary Jane take up rock climbing? She loves the high peaks.
- What is Mary Jane’s favorite song? “Take the High Road.”
- Why did Mary Jane become a chef? She loves to cook on high heat.
- Why did Mary Jane become a writer? She enjoys penning high tales.
- What’s Mary Jane’s favorite type of tea? High Mountain Oolong.
- Why did Mary Jane take up acting? She loves to be in high drama.