57+ march jokes

  1. Why don’t March winds go to college? Because they’re always blowing the tests!
  2. What season is it when you’re on a trampoline in March? Spring time!
  3. Why did the tomato turn red in March? Because it saw the salad dressing for the St. Patrick’s Day party!
  4. What do you call a leprechaun who gets lost in March? Irish stew!
  5. Why did the lamb go to the St. Patrick’s Day parade? He heard March was in like a lion!
  6. What did March say to all the other months? “I’m not as long as you but I’ve got the luck of the Irish!”
  7. Why don’t leprechauns ever get sunburned in March? Because they’re always in the shade of the shamrocks!
  8. Why did March break up with February? It claimed February was too short for a serious relationship!
  9. How do you know if a March wind likes you? It keeps giving you breezy smiles!
  10. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs in March? He wanted to grow a power plant for Earth Hour!
  11. Why did the basketball break up with March? Because it had heard March madness!
  12. How can you tell if a clover is lazy in March? It only has three leaves!
  13. What’s the best thing about March? It always gives you a break in the middle!
  14. Why did the March wind date the kites? Because it wanted to be swept off its feet!
  15. Why is everyone so tired on March 3rd? Because they just finished a March of 2 days!
  16. What do you call a parade in March that doesn’t move? Marching in place!
  17. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar in March? He heard the drinks were on the house!
  18. What does the rain in March wear under its coat? Thunderwear!
  19. What would you find on a haunted beach in March? Sand-witches!
  20. Why don’t basketball players go on vacation in March? They would get called for traveling!
  21. What did one March raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
  22. Why did the rainbow break up with March? Because it couldn’t handle the long-distance relationship!
  23. Why do gardeners do so well in school in March? Because they have all the “plant” answers!
  24. What do you call a snowman with a suntan in March? A puddle!
  25. Why don’t leprechauns play soccer? They keep trying to go for the gol’d!
  26. What happens when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover in March? You get a rash of good luck!
  27. Why did the spring chicken cross the road in March? To get to the other “sides”!
  28. Why did the March wind never lose a game? It always knows how to blow the competition away!
  29. Why are leprechauns always recycling in March? They like to stay green!
  30. Why did the tree wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? It didn’t want to get pinched by the other trees!
  31. What do you call a March hare that’s gone bad? A malfeast-er bunny!
  32. Why did the leprechaun sit on the shamrock? He didn’t want to press his luck!
  33. How do you make a March wind laugh? Tell it a spring joke!
  34. Why is St. Patrick’s Day frogs’ favorite holiday? Because they’re always wearing green!
  35. What do you call a leprechaun who doubles as a baker? A gingerbread man!
  36. Why did the leprechaun become a poet? Because he had a way with words!
  37. What’s Irish and stays out all night in March? Paddy O’Furniture!
  38. Why do leprechauns make terrible secret agents? They’re always spotted in green!
  39. Why did the clock get extra time in March? Because it wanted to spring forward!
  40. Why do trees hate tests in March? Because they keep getting stumped!
  41. Why do March winds never get lost? They always follow the jet stream!
  42. What do leprechauns put in their coffee in March? Irish cream and a spoonful of sugar!
  43. Why was the March sun upset? It was having a light crisis!
  44. What kind of spell does a leprechaun use to tidy up? Up-rake-us!
  45. Why are March winds such great musicians? They’re always in tune!
  46. Why do March winds never get to lead the band? They’re always behind the scenes, blowing the instruments!
  47. Why was the leprechaun’s mobile home always moving? It was on the roam!
  48. Why are leprechauns such bad storytellers? They always give away the plot with their twinkle!
  49. What do you call a March that’s gone bad? Mischief March!
  50. What did the potato say to the leprechaun? I’m a spud you can dig!
  51. Why did the leprechaun never get promoted? He was always short of the mark!
  52. Why are shamrocks never lonely in March? Because they come in bunches!
  53. How do you know when a leprechaun is having a bad day? He’s a little green around the gills!
  54. Why do leprechauns never borrow money from elves in March? They hate paying elfin’ interest!
  55. What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river in March? He gets wet to his green bones!
  56. Why did the March wind bring a pencil? Because it wanted to draw the curtains!
  57. Why do leprechauns make terrible referees? They always favor the green team!
  58. How can you tell a leprechaun’s age in March? Check his tree rings!
  59. Why do leprechauns make great gardeners? They have the greenest thumbs!
  60. Why do leprechauns love March? Because they can always find their roots!
  61. What do you call a leprechaun that tells tall tales? A lepre-con artist!
  62. Why did the March sun wear sunglasses? Because it didn’t want to be recognized!
  63. Why are shamrocks like the best friends you’ve ever had? They’re always there when you need them!
  64. Why do leprechauns hate running? They always feel a little short of breath!
  65. Why don’t leprechauns use bookmarks? They just sham-rock the pages!
  66. Why don’t leprechauns play basketball? They’re always afraid of getting dunked on!
  67. Why do leprechauns hate escalators? They prefer to take it one step at a time!
  68. Why did the leprechaun bring a map to the St. Patrick’s Day party? He didn’t want to get caught without a plan!
  69. Why did the leprechaun refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? He was afraid of cheetahs!
  70. How does a leprechaun get around in March? He uses rain-bow power!
  71. Why did the leprechaun keep his money in the freezer? He liked cold, hard cash!
  72. Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato? To get a little taller!
  73. Why did the leprechaun wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  74. Why don’t leprechauns ever play hide and seek with mountains? Because the peaks always peek!
  75. How do you know if a leprechaun likes your joke? He laughs his pot off!
  76. Why are leprechauns always calm? Because they can’t rise to the bait!
  77. Why did the leprechaun join the choir? He heard they needed tenors!
  78. What does a leprechaun call a happy mushroom? A fun-guy!
  79. Why did the leprechaun go to the doctor? He had a case of gold fever!
  80. How do leprechauns mend their pants in March? With patches of clover!
  81. Why don’t leprechauns use combs? They’re afraid of splitting hares!
  82. What do you call a leprechaun who likes to play video games? A cyber sprite!
  83. How can you tell if a leprechaun is a good cook? His pot is always full!
  84. Why did the leprechaun bring an umbrella? He heard there was a chance of golden showers!
  85. Why don’t leprechauns ever forget? Because they always keep a log!
  86. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite workout? Cardio-dance to Irish jigs!
  87. Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the Guinness was on tap!
  88. How do you embarrass a male leprechaun? Take away his pot of gold!
  89. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms, of course!
  90. Why did the leprechaun carry a clock? He wanted to have “time” on his hands!
  91. What do you call a leprechaun who sings out of tune? Off-key Patrick!
  92. Why was the leprechaun a good football player? He always had the field goal in sight!
  93. What do you call a leprechaun who bakes cookies? A crispy creamer!
  94. Why did the leprechaun refuse to play cards with the elephant? He was afraid of trump cards!
  95. What do you call a leprechaun who cleans chimneys? A soot sprite!
  96. Why did the leprechaun go to the moon? He wanted to find the “gold” in the stars!
  97. Why did the leprechaun become a baseball player? He wanted to get to “base”!
  98. Why was the leprechaun always first in his class? Because he was in a league of his gnome!
  99. Why did the leprechaun start a garden? He wanted to be closer to his “roots”!
  100. Why do leprechauns never get blisters? Because they always keep their shoes polished!
  101. Why did the leprechaun carry an iron? He wanted to press his luck!
  102. How do you know when a leprechaun has been baking? There’s a rise in the dough!
  103. Why don’t leprechauns like fast food? It isn’t good for their elf!
  104. Why did the leprechaun go to school? He wanted to be on the “honor roll”!
  105. Why did the leprechaun become a sailor? He was drawn to the sea-renity!
  106. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of music? Sham-rock and roll!
  107. Why was the leprechaun a great musician? He always stayed in tune!
  108. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite kind of weather? Rain-bow!
  109. Why don’t leprechauns play tennis? They’re afraid of making a racquet!
  110. Why did the leprechaun bring a TV to the race? He didn’t want to miss the highlights!
  111. How can you tell when a leprechaun is getting old? His gold starts to glitter!
  112. Why did the leprechaun take his hat off? He wanted to give a big hat off!
  113. Why did the leprechaun bring a match to the game? He wanted to start a flame!
  114. Why did the leprechaun wear a disguise? He didn’t want to be green with envy!
  115. Why was the leprechaun a great basketball player? He always had a good shot!
  116. Why don’t leprechauns ever play chess with trolls? The trolls always break the board!
  117. Why do leprechauns always wear striped socks? To avoid being spotted!
  118. What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law? A lepre-con!
  119. Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins? Because they like their money to fold!
  120. Why did the leprechaun bring a mushroom to the party? Because he was a fun-gi!
  121. What do leprechauns use to keep their pants up? Rainbow suspenders!
  122. Why did the leprechaun go to therapy? He had a lot of self-gnome issues!
  123. Why do leprechauns love to barbecue? They like the “sizzle” of the grill!
  124. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The gold coaster!
  125. Why did the leprechaun become a detective? He had a knack for finding hidden “gold”!
  126. Why did the leprechaun always win at cards? He always had a “trick” up his sleeve!
  127. Why do leprechauns like to garden? They have green fingers!
  128. Why did the leprechaun bring a flashlight to the party? He wanted to “light” up the room!
  129. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? “Game clover”!
  130. Why was the leprechaun a terrible liar? You could always see right through his blarney!
  131. Why did the leprechaun wear a big hat? He wanted to be head and shoulders above the rest!
  132. Why was the leprechaun always at ease? He never pressed his luck!
  133. Why do leprechauns make terrible comedians? Their jokes are old as the hills!
  134. Why don’t leprechauns like to take baths? They prefer to just wash their “pots”!
  135. What do you call a leprechaun who loves to dance? A jig-alo!
  136. What did the leprechaun say when he dropped his potato? “I’m in a real pickle now!”
  137. Why did the leprechaun join the circus? He wanted to be part of the high wire act!
  138. Why did the leprechaun refuse to play hide and seek with the rainbow? He didn’t want to chase rainbows!
  139. What do you call a leprechaun with a cat on his head? A clowder crown!

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