145 lady gaga jokes

  1. Why did Lady Gaga get a job at the bakery? Because she’s got a good sense of “dough”!
  2. Why did Lady Gaga refuse to play hide and seek? She was always spotted because of her outrageous costumes!
  3. What does Lady Gaga say when she’s leaving? “Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm”!
  4. Why did Lady Gaga become a gardener? Because she loves the “Edge of Glory-ous” blooms!
  5. Why does Lady Gaga love poker? Because she’s got a “Poker Face”!
  6. What does Lady Gaga put in her coffee? Sweetener and a dash of “Bad Romance”!
  7. Why did Lady Gaga go to culinary school? She heard someone say “meat dress”!
  8. Why did Lady Gaga join the orchestra? She wanted to play the “Telephone”!
  9. Why did Lady Gaga start a chat room? Because she loves a “Good Romance”!
  10. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite shape? A “Circle” because there’s no edge!
  11. Why did Lady Gaga become a painter? Because she loves adding a “stroke of fame”!
  12. Why did Lady Gaga open a pet shop? Because she wanted to “Paws Up”!
  13. Why doesn’t Lady Gaga use a GPS? She lives for the way that she cheers and screams for her: the “Applause”!
  14. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite subject? Music, because it’s not a “Bad Romance”!
  15. Why did Lady Gaga fail her driving test? Because she was caught in a “Bad Romance” with the road!
  16. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite sport? Basketball, because she always gets an “Applause” when she shoots!
  17. Why did Lady Gaga become a photographer? Because she loves capturing the “Paparazzi”!
  18. Why can’t Lady Gaga hide anything? Because she’s always in the “Spotlight”!
  19. Why does Lady Gaga have trouble sleeping? She’s caught in a “Bad Dream”!
  20. Why did Lady Gaga open a restaurant? Because she loves to serve up some “Just Dine”!
  21. Why did Lady Gaga take up skydiving? Because she likes living on the “Edge of Glory”!
  22. Why does Lady Gaga always carry a microphone? In case she needs to make a “Speechless” statement!
  23. Why did Lady Gaga join the circus? Because she’s not scared to be seen, she makes no “Applause”gies!
  24. What does Lady Gaga have in common with an old book? They both have a “Million Reasons” to love!
  25. Why does Lady Gaga never get lost in a supermarket? Because she can always “Just Dance” her way out!
  26. Why doesn’t Lady Gaga play chess? Because she can’t stand being the “Queen” for only a game!
  27. Why did Lady Gaga go to space? Because she wanted to meet the “Starstruck” aliens!
  28. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of dog? One that knows how to “Paws Up”!
  29. Why did Lady Gaga buy a farm? She needed a place to hang her “Meat Dress”!
  30. Why does Lady Gaga never get sunburned? Because she’s already a “Star”!
  31. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite fruit? “Peaches and cream”, but hold the cream!
  32. Why is Lady Gaga a great friend? Because she’ll always give you a “Million Reasons” to smile!
  33. What do you call Lady Gaga when she’s having a day off? “Lazy Gaga”!
  34. Why does Lady Gaga love math? Because it always gives her a “Million Reasons” to solve!
  35. Why did Lady Gaga start a car wash business? She heard it’s a good way to clean the “Paparazzi”!
  36. Why does Lady Gaga wear sunglasses indoors? She doesn’t want to be “Blinded by the Lights”!
  37. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite meal? “Bad Romance with a side of Fries”!
  38. What do you call Lady Gaga when she loses her voice? “Mute Gaga”!
  39. Why did Lady Gaga go to the zoo? To visit the “Animal” she used for her dress!
  40. Why did Lady Gaga start a construction company? She wanted to build a “House of Gaga”!
  41. What is Lady Gaga’s favorite time of day? “Dusk Till Dawn”, because she loves the “Edge of Glory”!
  42. Why does Lady Gaga like camping? She loves the “Applause” of the wilderness!
  43. Why did Lady Gaga become a teacher? Because she loves to add some “Paparazzi” to education!
  44. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite board game? “Monopoly”, because she’s always in “Control”!
  45. Why did Lady Gaga join the fire department? She loves the “Heat”!
  46. Why is Lady Gaga like a calendar? Because every day is a new “Edge of Glory”!
  47. Why did Lady Gaga become an astronaut? She wanted to be “Starstruck”!
  48. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of pie? “Americano” because it has a sweet melody!
  49. Why does Lady Gaga make a good detective? She can always spot the “Paparazzi”!
  50. Why did Lady Gaga go to the Olympics? Because she’s not afraid of “Competition”!
  51. Why is Lady Gaga like a candle? Because she always stays “Lit”!
  52. Why did Lady Gaga open a disco club? Because she loves when people “Just Dance”!
  53. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite holiday? Halloween, because she can wear her stage outfits!
  54. Why did Lady Gaga start a taxi service? She wanted to offer a “Ride” to her fans!
  55. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite part of a joke? The “Punchline” because it always gets an “Applause”!
  56. Why did Lady Gaga get a pet cat? She wanted to have her own “Purr” machine!
  57. Why did Lady Gaga become a meteorologist? She loves predicting the “Rain”!
  58. Why did Lady Gaga start a cleaning service? She loves to keep things “Shiny and New”!
  59. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite bird? The “Gaga” bird, of course!
  60. Why did Lady Gaga open a clothing store? To sell her leftover tour outfits!
  61. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of fish? “Disco Stickfish”!
  62. Why did Lady Gaga start a talk show? She loves to keep the “Conversation” going!
  63. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of weather? “Rain” because she can dance in it!
  64. Why did Lady Gaga go to the North Pole? To chill with her “Cool” fans!
  65. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite dessert? “Creme Brulee” because it’s as fiery as her!
  66. Why does Lady Gaga love the beach? Because she loves the “Sea” of fans!
  67. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite season? “Summer” because she can “Just Dance”!
  68. Why did Lady Gaga open a zoo? Because she loves to go “Gaga” over animals!
  69. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite color? “Rose Gold” because it matches her style!
  70. Why did Lady Gaga join the military? She loves being a “G.U.Y.” (Girl Under You)!
  71. Why does Lady Gaga love astronomy? Because she loves “Starstruck” nights!
  72. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite game? “Speechless” because she gets to say nothing!
  73. Why did Lady Gaga open a grocery store? Because she’s good at “Stirring” things up!
  74. Why did Lady Gaga start a band? Because she loves a “Perfect Illusion”!
  75. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite insect? A “Gaga”ntic butterfly!
  76. Why did Lady Gaga open a spa? Because she loves a “Relaxing” day!
  77. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite flower? “Rose” because it matches her “Fame”!
  78. Why did Lady Gaga start a rock band? Because she loves to “Rock the Show”!
  79. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite part of the house? The “Stage”, of course!
  80. Why did Lady Gaga go scuba diving? To sing for the “Fish”!
  81. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite candy? “Starstruck” candies!
  82. Why did Lady Gaga join a yoga class? She loves to “Stretch” her vocals!
  83. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite day of the week? “Friday” because she can “Just Dance”!
  84. Why did Lady Gaga open a perfume shop? Because she loves the “Scent of Fame”!
  85. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of cheese? “Gouda”, because it sounds like “Gaga”!
  86. Why did Lady Gaga become a swimmer? She loves the “Swim” beat!
  87. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite constellation? The “Starstruck” constellation!
  88. Why did Lady Gaga join a magic show? Because she loves to “Disappear”!
  89. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of bear? A “Paws Up” bear!
  90. Why did Lady Gaga join a marathon? She loves the “Runway”!
  91. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite part of the song? The “Chorus” because it gets her fans singing!
  92. Why did Lady Gaga open a winery? Because she loves the “Taste of Fame”!
  93. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite number? “1” because she’s always on top!
  94. Why did Lady Gaga start a detective agency? Because she loves to “Investigate”!
  95. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of cake? “Rainbow” because it’s full of colors!
  96. Why did Lady Gaga join a chess club? She loves to “Checkmate”!
  97. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of ice cream? “Cherry Cherry Boom Boom” flavor!
  98. Why did Lady Gaga start a travel agency? She loves a “Tour”!
  99. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite planet? “Venus”, because it’s a hit!
  100. Why did Lady Gaga open a dance studio? She wanted everyone to “Just Dance”!
  101. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of soup? “Paparazzi” soup!
  102. Why did Lady Gaga join a basketball team? She loves to “Score”!
  103. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite kind of pizza? “Cheesy Gaga”!
  104. Why did Lady Gaga start a garden? She loves to “Plant” new ideas!
  105. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of hat? A “Top Hat”, because she’s always on top!
  106. Why did Lady Gaga open a candy shop? She loves the “Sweet Taste of Fame”!
  107. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of movie? A “Musical” of course!
  108. Why did Lady Gaga become a librarian? She loves to “Read” her fans!
  109. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of car? A “Starstruck” convertible!
  110. Why did Lady Gaga join a cooking class? She loves to “Stir” things up!
  111. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of sandwich? “Bad Romance” with extra cheese!
  112. Why did Lady Gaga start a circus? She loves to “Entertain”!
  113. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of bird? The “Gaga” bird!
  114. Why did Lady Gaga become a pilot? She loves to “Fly” high!
  115. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of tree? “Weeping Willow”, because it sings in the rain!
  116. Why did Lady Gaga join a cycling team? She loves to “Ride”!
  117. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of dog? A “Paws Up” Poodle!
  118. Why did Lady Gaga start a comedy club? She loves to “Laugh”!
  119. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of cloud? “Cumulus”, because it’s fluffy like her outfits!
  120. Why did Lady Gaga start a karaoke club? She loves when fans sing her songs!
  121. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of drink? “Fame” cocktail!
  122. Why did Lady Gaga open a toy store? She loves the “Joy” it brings!
  123. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of cookie? “Gaga” Cookies!
  124. Why did Lady Gaga join an orchestra? She loves to “Conduct” music!
  125. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of pasta? “Gaga”roni!
  126. Why did Lady Gaga start a car rental service? She loves to “Drive”!
  127. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of animal? A “Gaga”zilla!
  128. Why did Lady Gaga join a choir? She loves to “Harmonize”!
  129. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of jewelry? A “Fame” necklace!
  130. Why did Lady Gaga open a nightclub? She loves to “Party”!
  131. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of shell? “Gaga” shells!
  132. Why did Lady Gaga join a gymnastics team? She loves to “Flip”!
  133. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of noodle? “Gaga”noodles!
  134. Why did Lady Gaga start a fishing club? She loves to “Catch”!
  135. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of grass? “Gaga” grass!
  136. Why did Lady Gaga open a bar? She loves to “Mix” things up!
  137. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of candy bar? “Gaga”bar!
  138. Why did Lady Gaga join a track team? She loves to “Run” the show!
  139. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of stone? “Gaga”nite!
  140. Why did Lady Gaga open a bookstore? She loves to “Read”!
  141. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of cereal? “Gaga” Os!
  142. Why did Lady Gaga start a debate club? She loves to “Discuss”!
  143. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of tea? “Gaga” Tea!
  144. Why did Lady Gaga open a coffee shop? She loves to “Brew” ideas!
  145. What’s Lady Gaga’s favorite type of bread? “Gaga” Bread!

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