57+ knock knock jokes for kids

  1. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
  2. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive you and I miss you!
  3. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atch.
    • Atch who?
    • Bless you!
  4. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
  5. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  6. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Figs.
    • Figs who?
    • Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  7. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • A little old lady.
    • A little old lady who?
    • Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  8. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dwayne.
    • Dwayne who?
    • Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
  9. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nana.
    • Nana who?
    • Nana your business!
  10. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pizza.
    • Pizza who?
    • Pizza really good joke, isn’t it?
  11. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cow go.
    • Cow go who?
    • No, cow go moo!
  12. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Annie.
    • Annie who?
    • Annie body home?
  13. Knock, knock.
  14. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Radio.
    • Radio who?
    • Radio not, here I come!
  15. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stopwatch.
    • Stopwatch who?
    • Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
  16. Knock, knock.
  17. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Orange.
    • Orange who?
    • Orange you glad it’s Friday?
  18. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Honey bee.
    • Honey bee who?
    • Honey bee a dear and get me a snack!
  19. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • King Tut.
    • King Tut who?
    • King Tut-key fried chicken!
  20. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ghost.
    • Ghost who?
    • Ghost show yourself, I’m scared!
  21. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Banana.
    • Banana who?
    • Banana split so I’m peeling out of here!
  22. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Owl.
    • Owl who?
    • Owl be seeing you!
  23. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Justin time for dinner!
  24. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leaf.
    • Leaf who?
    • Leaf me alone, I’m reading!
  25. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Voodoo.
    • Voodoo who?
    • Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
  26. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Turnip.
    • Turnip who?
    • Turnip the volume, this is my favorite song!
  27. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cereal.
    • Cereal who?
    • Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  28. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mustache.
    • Mustache who?
    • Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
  29. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Theodore.
    • Theodore who?
    • Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked!
  30. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Europe.
    • Europe who?
    • No, you’re a poo!
  31. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ears.
    • Ears who?
    • Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
  32. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bed.
    • Bed who?
    • Bed you can’t guess who I am!
  33. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Beets.
    • Beets who?
    • Beets me, I thought you knew!
  34. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Snow.
    • Snow who?
    • Snow use. I forgot my name again!
  35. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Donut.
    • Donut who?
    • Donut forget to close the door!
  36. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Doris.
    • Doris who?
    • Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
  37. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wooden shoe.
    • Wooden shoe who?
    • Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  38. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cows go.
    • Cows go who?
    • No, cows go moo!
  39. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Well you don’t have to cry about it!
  40. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alpaca.
    • Alpaca who?
    • Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  41. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ima.
    • Ima who?
    • Ima bit tired after all these jokes!
  42. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Luke.
    • Luke who?
    • Luke through the peephole and find out!
  43. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Muffin.
    • Muffin who?
    • Muffin much, what’s up with you?
  44. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Zoom.
    • Zoom who?
    • Zoom did you expect, Superman?
  45. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Broken pencil.
    • Broken pencil who?
    • Forget it, it’s pointless!
  46. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yacht.
    • Yacht who?
    • Yacht to know me by now!
  47. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • No one.
    • No one who?
    • No one is home, I guess I’ll come back later!
  48. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cargo.
    • Cargo who?
    • No, car go “beep beep”!
  49. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Owl say.
    • Owl say who?
    • Yes, they do.
  50. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Twit.
    • Twit who?
    • Did anyone else hear an owl?
  51. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ivan.
    • Ivan who?
    • Ivan working on these jokes all day!
  52. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Robin.
    • Robin who?
    • Robin you, hand over the chocolate cake!
  53. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Irish.
    • Irish who?
    • Irish you a good day!
  54. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Water.
    • Water who?
    • Water you doing in my house?
  55. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mikey.
    • Mikey who?
    • Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  56. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • CD.
    • CD who?
    • CD guy on your doorstep?
  57. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Scold.
    • Scold who?
    • Scold outside, let me in!
  58. Knock, knock.
  59. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Armageddon.
    • Armageddon who?
    • Armageddon a little tired of these jokes.
  60. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ida.
    • Ida who?
    • Ida like to be your friend!
  61. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iran.
    • Iran who?
    • Iran over here to tell you this!
  62. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cash.
    • Cash who?
    • I knew you were a nut!
  63. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ketchup.
    • Ketchup who?
    • Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  64. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hal.
    • Hal who?
    • Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
  65. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cook.
    • Cook who?
    • Yeah, you do cook who!
  66. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tibet.
    • Tibet who?
    • Tibet I can beat you in a race!
  67. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stopwatch.
    • Stopwatch who?
    • Stopwatch you’re doing and answer the door!
  68. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Goliath.
    • Goliath who?
    • Goliath down, you look tired!
  69. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
  70. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Fish.
    • Fish who?
    • Bless you!
  71. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tank.
    • Tank who?
    • You’re welcome!
  72. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Phillip.
    • Phillip who?
    • Phillip my bag with candy, please!
  73. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Buster.
    • Buster who?
    • Buster Cherry! I’m Pop!
  74. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cannelloni.
    • Cannelloni who?
    • Cannelloni some money, I’m broke!
  75. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wire.
    • Wire who?
    • Wire you asking so many questions?
  76. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Adore.
    • Adore who?
    • Adore is between us, open up!
  77. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iced.
    • Iced who?
    • Iced to meet you!
  78. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • June.
    • June who?
    • June know how much I missed you?
  79. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita borrow a pencil!
  80. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alice.
    • Alice who?
    • Alice fair in love and war!
  81. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quiche.
    • Quiche who?
    • Quiche me, I’m dreaming!
  82. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iona.
    • Iona who?
    • Iona new car!
  83. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alpaca.
    • Alpaca who?
    • Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
  84. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dishes.
    • Dishes who?
    • Dishes a nice place!
  85. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Police.
    • Police who?
    • Police let me in, it’s cold outside!
  86. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Needle.
    • Needle who?
    • Needle a little help getting in the door!
  87. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Sizzle.
    • Sizzle who?
    • Sizzle when it’s hot!
  88. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Let’s.
    • Let’s who?
    • Let’s move on, these jokes are getting silly!
  89. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Needle.
    • Needle who?
    • Needle little money for the movies!
  90. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Old lady.
    • Old lady who?
    • Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  91. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yodel lay hee.
    • Yodel lay hee who?
    • Wow, you’re really good at yodeling!
  92. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cows go.
    • Cows go who?
    • No, silly, cows go moo!
  93. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • T-Rex.
    • T-Rex who?
    • T-Rex trying to open the door, can you help me?
  94. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Soda.
    • Soda who?
    • Soda door was locked I had to knock!
  95. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ben.
    • Ben who?
    • Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
  96. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Statue.
    • Statue who?
    • Statue bro, long time no see!
  97. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Figs.
    • Figs who?
    • Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  98. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ice cream.
    • Ice cream who?
    • Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
  99. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  100. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Opportunity.
    • Opportunity who?
    • Wow, I guess opportunity really doesn’t knock twice!
  101. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Andy.
    • Andy who?
    • Andy bit me again!
  102. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to use a key every time?
  103. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Theresa.
    • Theresa who?
    • Theresa fly in my soup!
  104. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cows go.
    • Cows go who?
    • No, cows go moo!
  105. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butter.
    • Butter who?
    • I butter not tell you, it’s a secret!
  106. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lemon.
    • Lemon who?
    • Lemon know when you’re free, we should hang out!
  107. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda hang out with me right now?
  108. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Frog.
    • Frog who?
    • Frog-ot my keys, can I come in?
  109. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Etch.
    • Etch who?
    • Bless you!
  110. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Well you don’t have to cry about it!
  111. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Beehive.
    • Beehive who?
    • Beehive yourself, or you’re not coming in!
  112. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hatch.
    • Hatch who?
    • Bless you!
  113. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Peas.
    • Peas who?
    • Peas let me in, it’s cold out here!
  114. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Omelette.
    • Omelette who?
    • Omelette smarter than I look!
  115. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leaf.
    • Leaf who?
    • Leaf me alone!
  116. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dandelion.
    • Dandelion who?
    • Dandelion on the porch, can you let me in?
  117. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nana.
    • Nana who?
    • Nana your business, just open the door!
  118. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Icy.
    • Icy who?
    • Icy you! Open up!
  119. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Turnip.
    • Turnip who?
    • Turnip the heat, it’s freezing in here!
  120. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Berry.
    • Berry who?
    • Berry nice to meet you!
  121. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to go to school today?
  122. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Figs.
    • Figs who?
    • Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  123. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alpaca.
    • Alpaca who?
    • Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
  124. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iona.
    • Iona who?
    • Iona new car!
  125. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  126. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Little old lady.
    • Little old lady who?
    • Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  127. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  128. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive you and I miss you!
  129. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • A herd.
    • A herd who?
    • A herd you were home, so I came over!
  130. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Adore.
    • Adore who?
    • Adore is between us, open up!
  131. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
  132. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Juicy.
    • Juicy who?
    • Juicy that spider on the wall?
  133. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ima.
    • Ima who?
    • Ima getting tired of waiting!
  134. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cabbage.
    • Cabbage who?
    • Cabbage good for you!
  135. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Justin.
    • Justin who?
    • Justin time for dinner!
  136. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Esther.
    • Esther who?
    • Esther Bunny!
  137. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Leaf.
    • Leaf who?
    • Leaf me alone, I’m reading!
  138. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda hang out with me right now?
  139. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Police.
    • Police who?
    • Police let me in, it’s cold outside!
  140. Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce celebrate, it’s your birthday!

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