57+ jokes about parrots
- Why don’t parrots use cell phones? They already have their own tweet-er!
- What do you call a parrot that flew away? A “polly”gone.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak.
- Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a “polly” unsaturated!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite exercise? “Polly”-ometrics!
- Why do parrots make terrible secret agents? Because they always spill the beans!
- Why was the parrot in school? He wanted to work on his “polly”-nomials.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite subject? History – they love to repeat it.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite dessert? Squawk-late cake!
- Why did the parrot wear a watch? He wanted to be on “polly” time.
- What do you call a parrot that’s gone bad? Malfeatherant.
- What did the parrot say at the party? Let’s get this squawk started!
- What do you call a parrot in the Arctic? Lost.
- Why don’t parrots use laptops? They can’t handle the “windows”!
- How does a parrot ask for food? “Polly wants a cracker… now!”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite song? “Don’t stop be-squawking!”
- Why are parrots great comedians? They always “crack-er” up!
- Why did the parrot sit on the pirate’s shoulder? It’s a “polly”-tical move.
- Why do parrots make poor secretaries? Because they can’t keep anything confidential!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of movie? “Fly-lence” of the lambs.
- Why did the parrot go to therapy? Too much “coo-coo”!
- Why did the parrot go to the art class? He had a “pallet”-able taste in art.
- What did the parrot say to the computer? Stop giving me the “bird” screen of death!
- Why don’t parrots like math? Because it’s for “bo-bird-ians”!
- What do you call a parrot who became a lawyer? A “sub-polly”-na officer.
- Why are parrots so good at hide and seek? Because they’re always in the “tweet”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite dance move? The “wing” and a prayer.
- What do you call a parrot who doesn’t mean what he says? A “parro-dox”.
- How did the parrot propose? “Polly wants a ring.”
- Why did the parrot get a time out? He wouldn’t stop squawking back!
- What do you call a very wise parrot? “Philoso-bird”.
- Why do parrots never get lost? Because they always “wing” it!
- What do you call a parrot that loves to read? A “litera-tweet”.
- What do parrots use to write a letter? A “bird”-pen.
- Why did the parrot bring a suitcase to the party? He’s a “pack”-aw.
- How does a parrot ask for his coffee? “Polly wants a latte.”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite direction? “Northe-caw”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite day of the week? “Fly”-day!
- Why did the parrot go to the barber? He needed a “tweet”-ment.
- What do you call a parrot that loves the sun? A “tan”-gerine.
- What kind of keys do parrots hate? The “cage-y” kind.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of music? “Bop”-ical!
- Why don’t parrots like the cold? They can’t handle the “brrrrd”.
- What do parrot’s use to cut their food? A “beak”-nife.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite store? “Bird, Bath and Beyond!”
- Why was the parrot at the baseball game? He was the “tweet”-er for the team!
- How does a parrot get around the city? By “fly”-ber!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle squawks.”
- What do you call a parrot that became an astronaut? A “star-ling”.
- How do parrots like their eggs? “Squawk”-bled.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of story? “Fly”-ction!
- Why don’t parrots make good detectives? They always “squawk” the truth!
- What kind of pictures do parrots take? “Fly”-res.
- Why do parrots never get stressed? They always “wing” it.
- Why did the parrot go to the party? He was the life of the “squawk”!
- What do you call a parrot that loves to shop? A “mall”-uccan.
- Why did the parrot join the circus? He was a “juggler”-bird!
- Why did the parrot bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to “wing” it.
- What do you call a parrot with bad manners? A “ill-be-haved”!
- How do parrots stay in shape? They “wing” it out!
- Why do parrots make good reporters? They always “tweet” the news.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of car? A “fly”-ord!
- How does a parrot get down the stairs? He “flap”-s!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of poetry? “Free verse”, no cages!
- Why did the parrot go to the concert? He wanted to “squawk” and roll.
- What did the parrot say to his friend when he left? “Bye-bye birdie!”
- How does a parrot ask for more? “Polly wants some more.”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite bedtime story? “Goodnight Moon… and the perch!”
- Why was the parrot good at chess? He always saw the “bird’s eye view”.
- Why did the parrot join the debate team? He wanted to “squawk” about issues!
- What do you call a parrot who’s won a lot of awards? A “show-off” cockatoo.
- Why do parrots make good dancers? They have “rhythm and tweet”.
- What did the parrot say to his new friend? “Nice to tweet you!”
- Why did the parrot go to the disco? He wanted to “boogie birdie”.
- How do parrots apologize? “I’m s-squawk-y.”
- What’s a parrot’s favorite pastime? “Wing”-ing with friends.
- Why do parrots never get in trouble? They always “coo” their way out.
- How do parrots prefer their steak? “Well-squawked.”
- Why did the parrot join a band? He had the “chirps”.
- How do parrots like to relax? By “nest”-flix and chill.
- What do you call a parrot that’s great at golf? A “birdie”.
- How do parrots say goodbye? “See you feather.”
- Why do parrots make great students? They always repeat their lessons!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite board game? “Squawks and Ladders.”
- Why did the parrot go to Hollywood? To become a “star-ling”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite drink? “Squawk”-tales.
- What do you call a parrot that’s afraid of the dark? A “night-hawk”.
- Why don’t parrots need to wear glasses? They have “bird’s eye” view.
- How do parrots keep their feathers so bright? They use “tweet”-ment!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite TV show? “Feathered and the Furious.”
- Why did the parrot break up with his girlfriend? She wouldn’t stop “chirp”-ing!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of party? A “wing”-ding!
- Why do parrots make bad drummers? They prefer to “beat” around the bush!
- What do you call a parrot that’s a great painter? A “palette”-too!
- Why don’t parrots play poker? They “ruffle” too many feathers!
- What do you call a parrot who’s a poet? A “verse”-atile bird.
- Why did the parrot become a gardener? He had a “green” thumb… and feathers!
- What do you call a parrot that loves to gossip? A “chatter”-bird!
- Why did the parrot wear a bell? He was a “jingle”-bird!
- How do parrots like their jokes? “Feather”-light.
- Why did the parrot get an award? He was “outstanding in his field”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite magic spell? “Abra-ca-dabra-caw”.
- Why don’t parrots play hide and seek with cats? They’re afraid of “cheetahs”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of joke? “Fly”-nny ones.
- Why did the parrot take a nap? He was “beak”-tired.
- How do parrots do their hair? With a “bird”-brush.
- Why did the parrot go to the casino? He was feeling “fly”-cky!
- What do you call a parrot who loves movies? A “film”-ingo.
- Why did the parrot get a job? He was “broke”-aw.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of salad? “Caesar”-bird.
- Why don’t parrots play basketball? They’re afraid of “fowls”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of candy? “Peeps”.
- How do parrots send their letters? By “air”-mail.
- What do you call a parrot who loves to read? A “book”-aw.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of math? “Geo”-bird-try!
- Why did the parrot bring a clock to the party? He was the “time”-keeper.
- How do parrots keep their places clean? With a “feather”-duster.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of plant? “Bird”-of-paradise.
- Why did the parrot join the choir? He had a “tweet” voice.
- How do parrots stay safe at night? They stay in their “nests”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of pizza? “Pepperoni” and “cheese-bird”.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite kind of tree? “Birch”.
- How does a parrot tell you he’s angry? He gives you the “cold shoulder”.
- What do you call a parrot that became a magician? A “hocus pocus parrot”.
- Why did the parrot cross the road? Because it was a “chicken”!
- What’s a parrot’s favorite dance? The “beak”-bop!
- How does a parrot ask for forgiveness? “Polly”-gizes.
- Why did the parrot become a baker? He loved “knead”-ing the dough.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of sandwich? “Peanut butter and jelly-bird”.
- Why did the parrot join a marathon? He was in it for the “long flight”.
- What do you call a parrot who loves winter? A “snow”-bird.
- Why don’t parrots play soccer? They can’t stand the “pecking” order.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of hat? A “feather”-dora.
- Why did the parrot go to space? To become a “bird”-astronaut.
- How do parrots keep their place? They mark it with a “beak”-on.
- Why did the parrot go to the library? To “check” out a book.
- What do you call a parrot that can’t sing? A “crow”-ny.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite card game? “Squawk”-er.
- Why did the parrot go to the gym? To get a “wing”-out.
- What do you call a parrot that loves halloween? A “scare”-rot.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite vegetable? “Beet”-ak!
- Why did the parrot join the military? To become a “soldier”-bird.
- What do you call a parrot who loves to sail? A “sea”-gull.
- Why did the parrot join the theatre? To be a “star”-ling.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite time of day? “Sunset”-tling in.
- Why did the parrot bring a map to the desert? He didn’t want to “wing” it.
- What’s a parrot’s favorite type of pie? “Cherry”-tweet.
- Why did the parrot start a band? He loved the “rhythm and tweet”.
- What do you call a parrot that likes hot food? A “chili”-bird.
- Why don’t parrots become politicians? They can’t stand the “squawk”-racy!