88 hurricane dad jokes
- Why don’t hurricanes ever go out to play? Because they always end up in the eye of trouble!
- Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado? It said there was too much drama in the relationship!
- How do hurricanes see? With their eye!
- What do you call a polite hurricane? A gust of manners!
- Why do hurricanes wear sunglasses? They don’t want to be seen in a whirl!
- How do hurricanes communicate? They use gale mail!
- Why don’t hurricanes make good musicians? They’re always off-key!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite dessert? Wind-sorbet!
- Why did the hurricane go to therapy? It had too many cycl-issues!
- Why don’t hurricanes play poker in the savannah? Too many cheetahs!
- How does a hurricane propose? With a ring of storms!
- Why did the hurricane go to jail? For stirring up trouble!
- What do hurricanes drink at a bar? A gust of wind!
- Why did the hurricane become a poet? Because every line had a twist!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite sport? Twister!
- Why did the hurricane fail the test? It just blew through it!
- What do you call a hurricane that tells time? A storm watch!
- Why did the hurricane say to the earthquake? Stop shaking things up!
- What do hurricanes and comedians have in common? They both kill on stage!
- Why did the hurricane join a band? It wanted to make some noise!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite song? “Blowin’ in the Wind!”
- Why did the hurricane go to the dance? To twirl the night away!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind!”
- What do hurricanes wear to a fancy event? A gust tux!
- Why don’t hurricanes play chess? They always lose their temper when they’re in check!
- Why did the hurricane join a gym? It wanted to gain some swirls!
- How do hurricanes apologize? They send breezy notes!
- Why did the hurricane become an artist? Because it liked to draw attention!
- Why do hurricanes hate fast food? They can’t catch their breath!
- How do you know when a hurricane is tired? When it’s out of wind!
- Why did the hurricane become a tailor? It liked to stitch things up!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite dance? The twist!
- How do hurricanes relax? They watch cloud TV!
- Why did the hurricane go to the dentist? It had a bad case of gale-ivitis!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll…and roll…and roll!
- Why don’t hurricanes ever get lost? They always follow the high pressure!
- Why was the hurricane bad at soccer? It could never find the goal!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite breakfast? Scrambled breezes!
- Why did the hurricane fall in love with the wind? It swept it off its feet!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite holiday? Blow-lloween!
- Why did the hurricane flunk out of school? It wouldn’t stop blowing off classes!
- What do hurricanes and baseball players have in common? They both like to strike!
- Why did the hurricane go to the opera? To see the high Cs!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite drink? Tornado-ade!
- Why don’t hurricanes have secrets? They always spill the beans!
- What do hurricanes and actors have in common? They both love to make a scene!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite animal? The wind-hog!
- Why did the hurricane become a baker? It liked to whip up a storm!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Eye Spy!
- Why did the hurricane go to a spa? It needed a re-treat!
- How do hurricanes greet each other? “Nice to breeze you!”
- Why don’t hurricanes date? They’re afraid of long-term commitments!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite snack? Wind and cheese!
- Why did the hurricane get a job? It wanted to make ends meet!
- What do hurricanes do on the weekend? Have a whirl of a time!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theory,” because it’s all about the expansion!
- What do hurricanes and thieves have in common? They both like to take things by storm!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite drink at the pub? A gusty ale!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite piece of clothing? A wind-breaker!
- Why did the hurricane become a judge? It enjoyed passing wind!
- Why did the hurricane go to the circus? It wanted to see the tornado tamer!
- What do hurricanes read to learn new tricks? The “Windy-pedia”!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite number? 360, because they love to go full circle!
- Why did the hurricane go to the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot with a twist!
- What do hurricanes do when they’re sad? They have a good blow!
- Why do hurricanes make good detectives? They always follow the trail of destruction!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite hobby? Windsurfing!
- Why did the hurricane refuse to play hide-and-seek? Because it’s always spotted!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite dish at a Chinese restaurant? Stir fry!
- Why did the hurricane go on a diet? It wanted to lose some wind!
- Why did the hurricane go to the beach? To have some fun in the sun and sea-breeze!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite ride at an amusement park? The Twister!
- What do hurricanes do on a lazy Sunday? They wind down!
- Why did the hurricane go to a party? It heard there’d be a blowout!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite cookie? Windmill cookies!
- Why did the hurricane join the military? It wanted to be in the line of fire!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite lunch? A gale-ic sandwich!
- Why don’t hurricanes play baseball? They always make a foul wind!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite pastime? Bowling. They always strike!
- Why did the hurricane go to the barber? It wanted a trim!
- What do hurricanes use to write? A wind pen!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite pizza? Extra gusty!
- Why did the hurricane go to the playground? It wanted to go for a whirl!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite day of the week? Wind-sday!
- Why did the hurricane go to the bakery? It heard the cakes were a whirl!
- What do hurricanes do when they’re nervous? They start to sweat precipitation!
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite school subject? Geography, they love to travel!
- Why did the hurricane go to the library? It was looking for a gripping whirl-wind story!