150 harley davidson jokes

Wow, that’s a big request!

I’ll do my best to come up with 150 Harley Davidson jokes, all unique.

1. Why did the Harley Davidson apply for a job? It wanted to stop being a “bike” and start being a “working cycle.”
2. Why don’t Harley Davidsons use Facebook? They can’t handle the “cycle” of updates.
3. Why was the Harley Davidson nervous at the barbecue? It was afraid it might get grilled.
4. Why did the Harley Davidson go to therapy? It had too many road issues.
5. Why don’t Harley Davidsons play hide and seek? They always “backfire.”
6. Why did the Harley Davidson join a gym? It wanted to work on its “cycle” fitness.
7. Why don’t Harley Davidsons ever play poker? They’re afraid of the “dealer.”
8. How does a Harley Davidson ask someone to slow down? “Brake it easy.”
9. Why don’t Harley Davidsons make good comedians? Their jokes always “exhaust” people.
10. What do you call a Harley Davidson that meditates? A “Zen-gine.”
11. Why was the Harley Davidson feeling blue? It got a parking ticket.
12. Why did the Harley Davidson go on a diet? It was tired of being called a “heavy bike.”
13. Why don’t Harley Davidsons ever get married? They’re afraid of “tying the knot” in traffic.
14. How does a Harley Davidson cut its hair? With a “clip-on.”
15. What do you call a Harley Davidson that won the lottery? A “Rich-throttle.”
16. What do you call a Harley Davidson that sings? A “rock-and-roller.”
17. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a bar? To enjoy some “handlebars.”
18. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a detective? Sherlock V-Rooms.
19. Why did the Harley Davidson break up with its rider? It felt taken for a ride.
20. How does a Harley Davidson like its coffee? “Biker” roast.
21. Why did the Harley Davidson go to school? It wanted to improve its “drive.”
22. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite movie? “Easy Rider.”
23. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite day of the week? “Vroom-day.”
24. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a music concert? It heard there would be “heavy metal.”
25. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite book? “Ride and Prejudice.”
26. Why did the Harley Davidson start going to church? It needed to find its “holy Davidson.”
27. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite band? “AC/DC current.”
28. How does a Harley Davidson propose? “Will you ride with me forever?”
29. Why did the Harley Davidson refuse to participate in the race? It didn’t want to be a part of the “rat race.”
30. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite vegetable? “Biker-ots.”
31. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite dessert? “Chopper-chip cookies.”
32. What did the Harley Davidson say after a long journey? “I’m two-tired.”
33. Why was the Harley Davidson good at baseball? It was good at making “runs.”
34. How does a Harley Davidson greet another? “How’s the ride?”
35. Why was the Harley Davidson always left out of secrets? It had a loud “exhaust.”
36. Why don’t Harley Davidsons join the circus? They don’t like working on a “tight clutch.”
37. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite season? “Fall,” because the leaves match its paint job.
38. Why was the Harley Davidson a good student? It was always “geared” up for class.
39. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite type of math? “Geometry,” because it loves curves.
40. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a spa? It needed to “refuel.”
41. How does a Harley Davidson stay in shape? By doing “tire” lifts.
42. What do you call a Harley Davidson at a disco? “Boogie bike.”
43. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite song? “Life in the Fast Lane.”
44. Why did the Harley Davidson go to the bakery? It heard there were fresh “rolls” available.
45. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite superhero? “Iron Man,” for the love of metal.
46. Why don’t Harley Davidsons ever get lost? They always follow the “road map.”
47. How does a Harley Davidson pay for its groceries? With “gas” money.
48. Why don’t Harley Davidsons make good spies? They always “roar” their secrets.
49. What do you call a Harley Davidson in winter? A “chill-cycler.”
50. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite color? “Rust” orange.
51. Why did the Harley Davidson go to an art exhibit? It had a “frame” of mind.
52. What did the Harley Davidson say to the sports car? “Can’t handle the pressure, huh?”
53. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a dance class? It wanted to learn how to “twist and turn.”
54. Why did the Harley Davidson quit its job? It didn’t want to be part of the “daily grind.”
55. Why did the Harley Davidson become a gardener? It loved “petrol-eums.”
56. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite exercise? “Bike-lates.”
57. What do you call a Harley Davidson that paints? “Art-cycle.”
58. How does a Harley Davidson like its eggs? “Hard-boiled,” just like its engine.
59. Why was the Harley Davidson a great chef? It knew how to “grill.”
60. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite TV show? “Sons of Anarchy.”
61. What do you call a Harley Davidson that does magic tricks? “Hocus Pocus Horsepower.”
62. Why did the Harley Davidson take up yoga? It wanted to master the “wheel” pose.
63. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a poet? “Rumi with a Room.”
64. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite piece of clothing? “Leather” jackets.
65. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a party? It heard it was going to be “wheelie” fun.
66. How does a Harley Davidson compliment a car? “You look ‘wheelie’ good.”
67. Why did the Harley Davidson go to the beach? It wanted to “tide” over.
68. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite dance? The “twist” and “shout.”
69. Why was the Harley Davidson great at chess? It knew how to “check-mate.”
70. Why did the Harley Davidson break up with the scooter? It said, “We’re on different roads.”
71. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a doctor? “Throttle-ologist.”
72. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite fruit? “Blackberries,” for their rugged look.
73. Why did the Harley Davidson visit a psychologist? It was feeling a bit “drained.”
74. Why did the Harley Davidson get a new paint job? It wanted to “gloss” over its past.
75. How does a Harley Davidson like its steak? “Rev-are.”
76. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s an author? “Wheels of Fortune.”
77. What did the Harley Davidson say to the bicycle? “You’re two-tired!”
78. Why was the Harley Davidson a good musician? It knew how to “tune.”
79. Why did the Harley Davidson get a pet cat? It wanted a “purrrfect” companion.
80. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a hairdresser? “Cut and Ride.”
81. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite part of a song? The “brake” down.
82. What do you call a Harley Davidson in a thunderstorm? “Lightning McQueen.”
83. Why did the Harley Davidson join a band? It wanted to make some “noise.”
84. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite sea creature? The “motor-eel.”
85. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a beauty salon? It wanted a “polish.”
86. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite drink? “Gasoline on the rocks.”
87. Why did the Harley Davidson take a vacation? It was “exhausted.”
88. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a singer? “Ride-anna.”
89. Why did the Harley Davidson join a circus? It was good at “juggling” gears.
90. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a comedy show? It needed a good “brake.”
91. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite animal? A “roar-ing” lion.
92. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a teacher? “Prof. V-Room.”
93. Why did the Harley Davidson join a cooking class? It wanted to “spice up” its life.
94. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite candy? “Motor-choco.”
95. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite type of joke? A “wheelie” good one.
96. Why did the Harley Davidson become a weatherman? It liked to “forecast” the road conditions.
97. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite planet? “Venus,” because it’s hot and gassy.
98. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a scientist? “Einstein on Exhaust.”
99. Why did the Harley Davidson refuse to go to the car wash? It preferred “hand washing.”
100. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite game? “Motor-opoly.”
101. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a jazz club? It loved the “blues.”
102. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite meal? “Throttle Thali.”
103. Why did the Harley Davidson go to an orchestra? It wanted to hear the “symphony of engines.”
104. Why did the Harley Davidson become an actor? It was good at “gear-shifting” roles.
105. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite fast-food joint? “McDrive.”
106. Why did the Harley Davidson take up pottery? It liked to “mold” things.
107. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite song from the ’80s? “Born to be Wild.”
108. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a politician? “Governor Gasoline.”
109. Why did the Harley Davidson go to an amusement park? It loved the “roller coaster.”
110. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite holiday? “Ride-dependence day.”
111. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite city? “Wheelington.”
112. Why did the Harley Davidson take a nap? It needed to “recharge.”
113. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite sport? “Motor-ball.”
114. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a gardener? “Rose Rider.”
115. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a meditation camp? It needed some “peace and quiet.”
116. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite type of music? “Heavy Metal.”
117. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite fictional character? “V-Roomba.”
118. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a wedding? It loved to “vroom” at the reception.
119. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a chef? “Grill and Go.”
120. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a fitness center? It needed to “burn” some gas.
121. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite mythological creature? The “Chimera,” because it has a lion’s roar.
122. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a fashion show? It loved the “leather” works.
123. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a mathematician? “The Geometer.”
124. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite bird? The “Eagle,” because it flies on highways.
125. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a carnival? It loved the “merry-go-round.”
126. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite ice cream flavor? “Rocky Road.”
127. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a nightclub? It loved the “vibe-rations.”
128. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite horror movie? “The Silence of the Lamborghinis.”
129. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a lawyer? “Sue-zuki.”
130. Why did the Harley Davidson visit a museum? It wanted to see the “works of art.”
131. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite insect? The “butterfly,” because it’s free.
132. Why did the Harley Davidson take a selfie? It wanted to “capture” the moment.
133. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite type of flower? “Rose,” because it loves the open road.
134. Why did the Harley Davidson join an orchestra? It loved the “harmony.”
135. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite board game? “Twister.”
136. Why did the Harley Davidson become a philosopher? It wanted to understand the “cycle of life.”
137. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite dessert? “Piston Pie.”
138. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a yoga class? It wanted to master the “cycle” pose.
139. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite instrument? “Drum brake.”
140. Why did the Harley Davidson join a chess club? It loved the “strategic” moves.
141. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a movie star? “Marilyn Mon-roar.”
142. Why did the Harley Davidson visit a monastery? It wanted some “inner peace.”
143. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite snack? “Pop-gears.”
144. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a concert? It wanted to “rock and roll.”
145. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a model? “Ramp Rider.”
146. What’s a Harley Davidson’s favorite landmark? The “Statue of Liber-ride.”
147. Why did the Harley Davidson take a cooking class? It wanted to “spice up” its life.
148. What do you call a Harley Davidson that’s a historian? “Time-traveller.”
149. Why did the Harley Davidson go to a library? It wanted to “read” the roads.
150. What’s a Harley Davidson’s life philosophy? “Ride or be ridden.”