85 happiness jokes
- Why was the math book so happy? Because it had lots of problems, but they all added up to joy.
- Why don’t we tell secrets at the playground? Because even the swings can’t resist a joyful push!
- Why was the lamp always happy? It had a light-hearted attitude.
- What do you call a happy mushroom? A fungi to be with.
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
- Why was the computer cold at the party? It left its Windows open.
- Why was the rainbow so popular? It always showed its true colors.
- Why do pencils like joking? They love writing happiness.
- Why was the picture always happy? Because it was always framed with laughter.
- Why did the music note say to the clef? You’ve got the key to my happiness.
- Why was the moon so happy? It was over the moon.
- What’s a baker’s favorite type of joke? A rolling in the dough pun.
- Why do bicycles fall over? Because they’re two-tired of sadness.
- Why was the math equation so happy? It found its X and didn’t have to find Y.
- Why did the soda go to the party? It was soda-lighted to be invited.
- Why was the shoe so happy? It found its sole mate.
- Why was the tie so proud? It always feels knot-ically superior.
- Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why was the computer always happy? It never had a byte of sorrow.
- Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why was the clock always happy? Every minute was its time to shine.
- Why did the golfer carry two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why was the beach happy? It loved being shore of itself.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of sadness.
- Why did the belt get locked up? It was holding up a pair of pants.
- Why was the football stadium always hot? All the fans left.
- Why was the music so good at parties? Because it knew how to get the beat going.
- Why did the tree become a musician? Because it had the perfect pitch.
- Why was the flower always happy? It knew how to bloom with joy.
- Why did the balloon go near the needle? It wanted to be a pop star.
- Why did the math problem compliment the other? Because it found the solution to happiness.
- Why did the cow go to outer space? It wanted to see the Milky Way.
- Why was the gardener happy? He always plants positivity.
- Why was the light bulb so bright? Because it had a brilliant idea.
- Why was the bee so happy? It was always buzzing with joy.
- Why did the river never lose its way? Because it always follows its current.
- Why was the notebook so happy? It was filled with uplifting stories.
- Why was the train always smiling? It always stays on the right track.
- Why did the computer take its glasses? It lost its Windows.
- Why was the balloon so light-hearted? It was filled with uplifting gas.
- Why did the color wheel never feel lonely? It was surrounded by friends.
- Why did the kangaroo love going to parties? It was always jumping with joy.
- Why was the calendar always happy? Every day was a date with joy.
- Why did the elephant paint its toenails different colors? To hide in a bag of M&Ms.
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
- Why did the moon visit the sun? To have a light chat.
- Why did the envelope go to therapy? It felt it couldn’t express itself.
- Why was the traffic light always happy? It knew when to stop for a laugh.
- Why was the magnet always sad? It always found itself attached to heavy metals.
- Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because it found someone deeper.
- Why did the belt go to jail? Because it was holding up a pair of pants.
- Why was the vacuum always happy? It was always picking up good vibes.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it.
- Why was the mirror so good at giving compliments? It always reflected the best.
- Why was the shoe so popular? It was always in step with fashion.
- Why did the egg go to the party? To have an egg-citing time.
- Why was the bird always happy? It always tweeted cheerful songs.
- Why was the bell always happy? Because every ring was a call to joy.
- Why was the cat always happy? It knew all the purr-fect jokes.
- Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to improve its graphics.
- Why was the ocean always happy? It loved to wave at everyone.
- Why was the sock always happy? It was always paired with its best friend.
- Why did the crab never share? It was a little shellfish.
- Why was the grape always happy? It had a bunch of fun.
- Why was the stapler always happy? It knew how to keep things together.
- Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? It was already stuffed.
- Why was the spider always happy? It knew the web of laughter.
- Why was the feather so light? It never let troubles weight it down.
- Why was the keyboard always happy? Because every key led to laughter.
- Why was the ball always happy? Because it loved to bounce back.
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? It wanted to get to the bottom of it.
- Why was the ruler always happy? Because it knew how to measure joy.
- Why did the barber become a gardener? He wanted to cut some more roots.
- Why did the nose never get 12 o’clock right? It always knew when something was up.
- Why did the ant dance on the jam jar? It wanted to twist and shout.
- Why was the highway always happy? It loved going the extra mile.
- Why was the pepper so hot? It had a spicy sense of humor.
- Why was the book always happy? It had a great story to tell.
- Why did the chalk feel like a genius? It was always on the tip of the tongue.
- Why did the belt go to jail? It couldn’t buckle up its attitude.
- Why was the glue always happy? It stuck with the ones it loved.
- Why was the cloud always light? It never let a storm bring it down.