150 hairdresser jokes
- Why don’t hairdressers go fishing? Because they can’t handle all the tangling.
- Why did the hairbrush break up with the comb? It said it’s tired of going through a rough patch.
- Why was the hairbrush such a good investigator? Because it always goes straight to the root of the problem.
- Why did the hairdresser become a gardener? He wanted to give trimming hedges a shot.
- Why did the hair dye break up with the hair? It said, “I can’t color you mine anymore.”
- What do you call a hairdresser who’s also a DJ? A hair-spinning specialist.
- How does a hairdresser win a race? By taking shortcuts.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite planet? Mars, because of its red color.
- Why was the hairdryer getting all the gossip? It’s known for blowing things out of proportion.
- How does a hairdresser say goodbye? “I’ll curl up and dye without you!”
- Why was the hairbrush good at making decisions? Because it always goes straight through things.
- Why don’t hairdressers like onions? Because they always split ends.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s car? A shear-volet.
- Why did the hairbrush get a promotion? It always went straight to the point.
- Why was the hairdryer the worst player in football? It always blows the game.
- What does a hairdresser do when they’re nervous? They twirl their hair.
- Why do hairdressers never lose at poker? They always know when to cut and run.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s pet? A shearling.
- Why did the hairdresser become a referee? He was excellent at making calls on close shaves.
- Why did the comb get an award? For outstanding comb-tribution to good hair days.
- What do you call a hairdresser who is also a therapist? A shearapist.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite day of the week? Fringe Friday.
- Why are hairdressers good at geometry? They always know the angles.
- Why do hairdressers make great detectives? They uncover the root of the problem.
- What do you call a group of hairdressers? A styling crew.
- Why do hairdressers always carry a pencil? For drawing a part.
- Why don’t hairdressers like rainy days? It frizzes up their plans.
- How do hairdressers talk to each other? They comb-unicate.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite car? A Coupe.
- Why are hairdressers bad at hide and seek? They always snip and tell.
- Why was the shampoo upset with the conditioner? It always leaves too soon.
- Why do hairdressers make great farmers? They’re used to crop management.
- What does a hairdresser do at a baseball game? Roots for the home team.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite dessert? A meringue – it has such a good whip!
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite song? “Hair we go again.”
- Why was the hairbrush so popular? It always goes straight to the root of the matter.
- How do hairdressers like their coffee? With lots of cream and highlight.
- Why do hairdressers always carry scissors? They believe in cutting to the chase.
- What do hairdressers and reporters have in common? They both love a good scoop.
- Why do hairdressers love to party? Because they’re always ready to let their hair down.
- Why was the comb voted most popular in the hair salon? It always runs through everyone’s hair.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite animal? A shearling sheep.
- Why did the hairdresser bring a ladder to work? He wanted to take hair styling to new heights.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite candy? A lolly-pompadour.
- Why did the hairbrush get kicked out of school? It couldn’t stop teasing.
- Why did the hairdryer go to school? It wanted to become a blower of minds.
- Why don’t hairdressers like tennis? They can’t stand the racket.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite sport? Cutting the competition short.
- Why did the hair spray stick to the hair gel? It just couldn’t let go.
- Why was the hairbrush so good at making friends? It always gets straight to the point.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite type of math? Geometry, for all those angles!
- What do hairdressers call a small haircut? A brief trim.
- Why did the hairbrush visit the psychologist? It had too many tangles to sort out.
- What do you call a hairdresser who also sings? A barber shop quartet.
- Why did the hairbrush go to the party? It heard it was going to be a blowout!
- What do you call a hairdresser’s bad day? A hair-raising experience.
- How did the hairdresser propose to his girlfriend? He said, “I can’t cut it without you.”
- Why did the hairdresser go to jail? He couldn’t cut it on the straight and narrow.
- Why don’t hairdressers ever get lost? They always follow the part.
- What did the hairdresser say to the flower? “I love your petals, but you need a trim.”
- Why do hairdressers make good politicians? They’re great at sweeping things under the rug.
- How do hairdressers say goodbye? “I’m going to miss your locks!”
- Why was the hairdryer always unhappy? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- What do hairdressers say when they make a mistake? “It was just a snip slip.”
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite fruit? A pear, for the pair of scissors.
- How did the hairdresser break up with their partner? “It’s not you, it’s mousse.”
- Why did the hairbrush get a ticket? It kept going against the grain.
- How do hairdressers keep their energy up? With a little hair-oine (heroine) energy drink.
- What do you call a hairdresser who tells great stories? A cut above the rest.
- Why was the hairbrush so insightful? It always brushes up on the facts.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Wind” because it features a blowout.
- How did the hairdresser describe his work? It’s always a close shave.
- Why was the hairbrush always in trouble? It couldn’t stop stirring up knots.
- Why did the hairdresser go to the opera? He wanted to hear some high notes.
- Why did the hairdryer blush? It got caught in the middle of a blowout.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite dance? The twist and braid.
- What do hairdressers call their remote? The click and curl controller.
- Why was the hairbrush so good at math? It always multiplies the volume.
- Why did the hairdresser start playing the piano? He wanted to brush up on his scales.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite board game? Snip and Ladders.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite type of tree? The Fringe Tree.
- Why was the hairbrush so good at debates? It’s used to untangling arguments.
- Why did the hairbrush go on a diet? It was fed up with all the fluff.
- Why did the hairdryer become a lawyer? It was great at blowing hot air.
- How did the hairbrush get into the secret club? It knew the partword.
- Why did the hairdresser join the gym? He wanted to cut and buff.
- Why was the hairdresser always playing baseball? He loved the bases loaded with hairspray.
- Why was the hairdryer the most successful in school? It had a great blow average.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite kind of doughnut? A curler, of course!
- Why did the hairdresser go into the jungle? He heard there was a new mane to be discovered.
- How do hairdressers find their way in the dark? They follow the hairline.
- Why was the hairbrush so good at hockey? It’s great at combing the ice.
- Why did the hairbrush get a ticket? It was accused of straightening out traffic.
- Why was the hairdresser always winning at chess? He knew the importance of a good mane-oever.
- How did the hairbrush ask the comb out? “Are you up for a brush and dine?”
- What do hairdressers call an easy job? A snip of work.
- Why did the hairbrush join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the greatest show on the mane.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite bird? The bob-cut pigeon.
- How do hairdressers like to travel? By hairplane.
- Why did the hairbrush get arrested? It was caught teasing.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s autobiography? “My Life in Curls.”
- Why did the hairbrush go to the moon? It wanted to explore the hairth’s satellite.
- How do hairdressers start their letters? “Dear Fringely.”
- Why did the hairbrush get a job in journalism? It’s great at combing through details.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite vegetable? Scallions, because they remind them of layers in a cut.
- Why was the hairdryer so popular in school? It knew how to blow things up.
- Why was the hairdresser so good at soccer? He could really curl a ball.
- Why do hairdressers love the ocean? Because of the wave.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s boat? The Clipper Ship.
- Why did the hairdresser become a scientist? He was fascinated by genetics, especially the “hair”ditary aspects.
- Why did the hairbrush join the band? It wanted to be part of the hair-strumming rhythm.
- Why do hairdressers make good drivers? They always go straight ahead.
- How did the hairbrush comfort its friend? “I’m hair for you.”
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite kind of cake? Layered, of course!
- Why did the hairdresser join the army? He wanted to comb-at.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite superhero? Hairspray-Man.
- What is a hairdresser’s favorite type of dog? A Shih Tzu for its lovely locks.
- Why did the hairbrush become a teacher? It wanted to go straight to the root of the matter.
- Why did the hairdresser become a baker? He loved the kneading and the rolling – like styling hair!
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite type of fish? A blowfish, obviously!
- Why did the hairbrush go on vacation? It wanted a break from teasing.
- Why did the hairbrush start dating the hairdryer? It couldn’t resist the hot air.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite letter? ‘C’ for cut, curl, and color.
- Why was the hairbrush a good leader? It could handle any tangles.
- Why did the hairdresser take up rock climbing? He loved hanging by a thread.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite insect? The bee, for its fabulous buzz cut.
- Why did the hairdresser like painting? It was just like coloring hair.
- Why did the hairbrush break up with the hairdryer? It was tired of the hot and cold behavior.
- Why did the hairdresser join the police? He wanted to part ways with crime.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite type of pie? A shear-y pie!
- How did the hairdresser cheer up his friend? “Don’t worry, hair’s looking at you, kid!”
- Why was the hairdresser good at golf? He knew how to cut the course.
- Why did the hairbrush go to therapy? It had issues getting through things.
- Why did the hairbrush get a ticket at the concert? It couldn’t resist the headbanging.
- Why did the hairdresser become a banker? He was good at cutting losses.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s dream? A world without split ends.
- Why did the hairbrush move to the city? It was tired of the straight and narrow.
- Why did the hairdresser start dancing? He couldn’t resist the twist and shout.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite pasta? Fettuccine alfredo, because it’s so creamy like conditioner.
- Why did the hairbrush become an architect? It was good at straightening things out.
- What do you call a hairdresser’s vacation? A hair-escape.
- Why was the hairbrush good at poker? It knew how to handle a straight.
- Why did the hairdresser start jogging? He wanted to go the extra (hair)mile.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the colorful highlights.
- Why did the hairdresser join the circus? He was great at juggling appointments.
- Why did the hairbrush become a bartender? It knew how to stir things up.
- Why did the hairdresser join the orchestra? He loved pulling strings.
- What’s a hairdresser’s favorite party game? Musical chairs, because everyone ends up with a new style!
- Why did the hairbrush go into the forest? It wanted to brush up on its nature skills.
- Why did the hairdresser become a pilot? He wanted to take his career to new heights!