150 goblin jokes

Why don’t goblins ever play hide and seek? They always goblin up the hiding spots!
What do you call a goblin who’s good at math? A goblin counter!
Why don’t goblins ever get hungry? Because they always have troll leftovers!
What do you call a goblin with an ear infection? An ear-ritated goblin!
Why did the goblin bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a goblin who makes potions? A brew-haha!
What did the goblin say to his boss? “I’m not just another pretty orc!”
Why was the goblin always broke? Because his job was a troll!
What’s a goblin’s favorite dance move? The troll-y twist!
What do you call a polite goblin? A well-mannered monster!
Why did the goblin stay home from the party? He had no-body to go with!
What did the goblin use to fix his pants? A patch-ogre!
How does a goblin apologize? “I didn’t mean to make you green with envy!”
Why don’t goblins use bookmarks? Because they just gnaw right through the pages!
What do you call a goblin who can play guitar? A rock-and-troll!
Why did the goblin go to school? He wanted to be top of the ghoul!
What do you call a goblin with a lot of spirit? A gin goblin!
Why did the goblin carry a clock around his neck? He heard time was money!
How do goblins prefer their coffee? Dark and bitter, like their souls!
Why don’t goblins play soccer? They always get a red card for goblining the ball!
What do goblins and ghosts have in common? They both know how to raise spirits!
What’s a goblin’s favorite type of movie? A creature feature!
Why was the goblin good at poker? He always had a monster hand!
What’s a goblin’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, for their armor!
How did the goblin ask his girlfriend out? “Will you be my ghoul-friend?”
What’s a goblin’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day, to cook up some trouble!
How do goblins like their eggs? Terri-fried!
Why did the goblin join the circus? He wanted to be a scary-go-round!
How does a goblin keep his pants up? With a creature belt!
Why did the goblin refuse to fight the knight? He didn’t have the guts!
How does a goblin get in shape? By doing deadlifts!
Why don’t goblins ever have a secret? They always spill the beans!
How do goblins keep their skin smooth? They use scare lotion!
What does a goblin use to clean his house? A broomstick!
Why did the goblin flunk out of school? He was caught goblin up the answers!
Why do goblins always win at limbo? They always get down and dirty!
What’s a goblin’s favorite flower? A scare-daisy!
What’s a goblin’s favorite type of vegetable? A scream bean!
Why was the goblin a great detective? He always dug up the dirt!
What do you call a goblin who can sing? A ghoul-den voice!
What’s a goblin’s favorite dessert? Gobblin’ pie!
Why did the goblin carry a map? He didn’t want to orc-stray!
What did the goblin say at the race? “I’m really gonna orc it!”
How does a goblin propose? “Will you be my gobblin’ bride?”
What’s a goblin’s favorite drink? Gobblin’ soda!
Why was the goblin good at chess? He was always a few moves a-gore!
What does a goblin call a good hair day? A scare-style!
What’s a goblin’s favorite breakfast? Fried screamble eggs!
Why did the goblin go to the therapist? He couldn’t handle his elf-esteem issues!
Why was the goblin scared of the clock? It was always tock-ing back!
Why did the goblin make a great comedian? He always cracked people up!
How do goblins like their meat? With a side of gristle and bones!
Why was the goblin always tired? He worked night-shrieks!
How does a goblin flirt? “Is it just me or do we have scare-chemistry?”
Why did the goblin never win at tic-tac-toe? He was always a-cross!
Why don’t goblins play baseball? They always bat foul!
Why did the goblin get kicked out of the library? He was always shrieking!
How do goblins keep their clothes from wrinkling? They use scream!
Why don’t goblins have good eyesight? They can’t see past their noses!
Why did the goblin become a politician? He was good at spinning tales!
How do goblins keep their teeth clean? They use fangpaste!
Why was the goblin a bad secret keeper? He couldn’t help spilling the guts!
What do you call a goblin in the kitchen? A chef-monster!
Why was the goblin bad at soccer? He always scored on his own net!
Why did the goblin get a job in sales? He was good at peddling his wares!
What did the goblin say when he was late? “Better late than never-gore!”
Why was the goblin good at basketball? He always had a monstrous slam!
What’s a goblin’s favorite instrument? The scare-drum!
Why did the goblin go to the beach? He wanted to scare up some fun!
What do goblins read in their free time? Scare-tales!
How does a goblin greet his friends? “Hello, ghouls and boils!”
What do you call a goblin who tells lies? A myth-teller!
Why was the goblin bad at gardening? He kept uprooting everything!
How does a goblin keep time? With a sun-dial, it’s always midnight somewhere!
What do you call a goblin with good etiquette? A man-ogre!
What do you call a goblin that can cook? A goblin gourmet!
Why was the goblin bad at math? He couldn’t count his chickens before they hatched!
Why did the goblin always finish his work? He wasn’t a quitter, just a litter!
Why did the goblin make a bad roommate? He always left a mess!
What do you call a goblin that plays chess? A check-mate!
Why did the goblin love to fish? He loved the gory of the catch!
Why was the goblin always broke? He always spent his gold on fool’s gold!
What do you call a goblin in a band? A bass-ghoul!
Why did the goblin fail his driving test? He couldn’t get out of the first gear!
What do you call a goblin who’s late? A tarry-goblin!
Why did the goblin go to the dentist? He had a tooth scare!
What do you call a goblin that can swim? A water-ghoul!
Why did the goblin become a writer? He had a way with words!
What do you call a goblin who can’t tell the truth? A liar-bog!
Why did the goblin join the gym? He wanted to feel pumped!
What do you call a goblin who always gets in trouble? A rebel-goblin!
Why did the goblin love to dance? He had happy feet!
What do you call a goblin who can paint? A goblin Van Gogh!
Why did the goblin never get promoted? He was a lazy bones!
What do you call a goblin who is always on time? A timely-ghoul!
Why did the goblin become a magician? He loved tricking people!
What do you call a goblin that’s a good friend? A buddy-bog!
Why did the goblin never get sick? He had a strong constitution!
What do you call a goblin who can sew? A stitch-ghoul!
Why did the goblin get a pet? He wanted some company!
What do you call a goblin with a sweet tooth? A candy-bog!
Why did the goblin love the winter? He loved making snow-goblins!
What do you call a goblin with a cold? A snot-goblin!
Why did the goblin love autumn? He loved leaf-pile diving!
What do you call a goblin who’s good at sports? A sporty-ghoul!
Why did the goblin love the beach? He loved making sandcastles!
What do you call a goblin who can make potions? A brew-master!
Why did the goblin love to travel? He loved meeting new creatures!
What do you call a goblin who’s good at singing? A choir-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a band? He loved making music!
What do you call a goblin who’s good at cooking? A culinary-ghoul!
Why did the goblin become a lifeguard? He loved saving lives!
What do you call a goblin who’s a doctor? A healing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin join the police force? He loved enforcing the law!
What do you call a goblin who’s a teacher? An educating-ghoul!
Why did the goblin join the fire department? He loved extinguishing fires!
What do you call a goblin who’s a lawyer? A law-abiding ghoul!
Why did the goblin become a pilot? He loved flying!
What do you call a goblin who’s an engineer? A constructing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a bakery? He loved making pastries!
What do you call a goblin who’s a detective? A solving-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a farm? He loved growing plants!
What do you call a goblin who’s a gardener? A planting-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a bookstore? He loved reading!
What do you call a goblin who’s a librarian? A bookish-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a restaurant? He loved feeding people!
What do you call a goblin who’s a chef? A cooking-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a gym? He loved fitness!
What do you call a goblin who’s a personal trainer? A fit-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a zoo? He loved animals!
What do you call a goblin who’s a zookeeper? A caring-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a theater? He loved acting!
What do you call a goblin who’s an actor? A dramatic-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a museum? He loved history!
What do you call a goblin who’s a historian? A knowledgeable-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a music studio? He loved producing music!
What do you call a goblin who’s a music producer? A musical-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a bar? He loved mixing drinks!
What do you call a goblin who’s a bartender? A mixing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a school? He loved teaching!
What do you call a goblin who’s a principal? A leading-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a bank? He loved counting money!
What do you call a goblin who’s a banker? A counting-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a construction company? He loved building!
What do you call a goblin who’s a builder? A constructing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a tailor shop? He loved sewing!
What do you call a goblin who’s a tailor? A sewing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a movie studio? He loved making movies!
What do you call a goblin who’s a director? A directing-ghoul!
Why did the goblin start a comedy club? He loved making people laugh! What do you call him? A laughing-ghoul!

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