150 full moon jokes
- Why did the full moon go to school? Because it wanted to be brighter!
- Why didn’t the moon get its hair cut? Because it was in its full phase!
- How does the full moon cut its hair? Eclipse it!
- Why did the moon break up with the sun? Because it said, “I need space.”
- Why did the full moon stop eating? Because it was already full!
- What’s the moon’s favorite type of music? Neil ‘n’ Buzz.
- What did the moon say to the therapist? “I’m feeling a little phased.”
- Why does the full moon never go hungry? Because it’s always full!
- What does a full moon do when it has a problem? It eclipses it!
- Why was the moon upset at the stars? Because they were outshining it!
- What did the full moon say to the solar system? “I’m the center of the night!”
- Why did the full moon go to the party? Because it wanted to have a blast-off!
- What does the full moon like to read? Comet-ics!
- What’s the moon’s favorite gum? Eclipse!
- Why is the moon bad at hide and seek? Because it’s always spotted!
- What did the full moon say to the gossiping stars? “Stop orbiting around my business!”
- What’s the moon’s favorite day of the week? Mo(o)nday!
- Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its quarters!
- What did the Earth say to the full moon? “You light up my night!”
- Why did the full moon go to the therapist? Because it had a dark side!
- Why didn’t the moon finish its meal? It was full!
- What do you call the moon’s comedy show? Lunar laughs!
- What did the full moon bring to the BBQ? Satellite salad!
- What kind of car does a full moon drive? A lunar rover!
- Why does the moon never feel lonely? Because it’s always surrounded by stars!
- Why did the full moon get a ticket? It had too many spots!
- What do you call a full moon that’s a great dancer? A moon-walker!
- Why did the moon stop writing its diary? Because it was full of secrets!
- What’s the moon’s favorite state? New Moon-sico!
- What did the moon say to its fans? “I’m over the moon to see you!”
- What’s a full moon’s favorite cereal? Honey Nut Cheerios, because it loves being the O in the sky!
- Why didn’t the full moon go to the sun’s party? It wasn’t a night event!
- What does the full moon use to keep its pants up? An asteroid belt!
- How does the full moon organize a party? It planets!
- Why does the full moon make a bad secret keeper? Because it always lets its light slip!
- What’s a full moon’s favorite Shakespeare play? A Midsummer Night’s Beam!
- What does a full moon drink at the bar? A lunar-tini!
- Why did the moon visit the sun? To get a tan!
- How does the full moon hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt!
- What’s a full moon’s favorite pasta? Maca-rune-i!
- Why was the full moon unhappy? Because it was waning!
- How does the full moon say goodbye? It waves!
- What’s the moon’s favorite type of coffee? Expresso, to keep it up all night!
- What do you call the full moon when it’s being funny? A comic meteor!
- Why did the full moon visit the cow? To learn about the Milky Way!
- What does the moon use to get into its house? A skey!
- Why did the full moon go to the circus? To be the ringmaster of the night!
- Why did the full moon stop playing cards? It was afraid of the space!
- What do you call a moon that tells tall tales? A full moon-story!
- How does the moon look after a diet? Less full!
- Why was the full moon always getting in trouble? It was up all night!
- Why doesn’t the full moon go to the movies? Because it’s too bright for the dark room!
- What kind of key opens the moon’s house? A space-key!
- Why is the full moon so cool? It’s out of this world!
- Why was the moon a good listener? Because it’s always reflecting!
- What do you call a moon who loves art? A moon-et!
- Why did the full moon visit the psychiatrist? It had phases!
- Why did the full moon go to school? To get a little brighter!
- How does the full moon do its hair? It comets!
- Why does the moon never lie? Because it always shines the light!
- Why does the full moon hate dieting? It loves to stay full!
- How does the full moon stay fit? It runs around the Earth!
- Why did the moon visit the dentist? It had a dark cavity!
- Why is the full moon so nosy? It’s always peeping through windows!
- How does the moon cut its lawn? With a comet mower!
- What is the moon’s favorite type of tea? Galaxy tea!
- How does the full moon keep its skin so smooth? Mooncream!
- Why is the full moon always calm? Because it’s in a peaceful orbit!
- What do you call a moon out of its orbit? A lunartic!
- Why did the full moon get a smartphone? To stay in-tune with the Earth!
- What does the moon do when it’s tired? It crescents!
- Why is the moon a great musician? Because it has perfect pitch black!
- What’s a full moon’s favorite flower? The sunflower, it’s the closest to a star!
- How does the full moon fix dinner? It rockets!
- Why was the full moon unhappy with its coffee? It wasn’t strong enough to keep it up all night!
- What’s a full moon’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss, because it looks like it has craters!
- Why does the full moon never lose its way? It’s always on the right path!
- Why did the moon break up with the sun? Because it had a sunny disposition!
- How does the full moon flirt? It uses pickup star lines!
- Why did the moon go broke? It invested in the wrong stars!
- What did the full moon say at the solar eclipse? “You’re blocking my light!”
- How does the full moon eat its food? In lunar bites!
- What’s the moon’s favorite sport? Moonball!
- How does the moon look after a diet? It’s a new moon!
- Why did the full moon go to school? Because it wanted to be a high-sky-ler!
- Why does the full moon always carry a map? It’s afraid to lose its orbit!
- How does the moon spend itsfree time? Star-gazing!
- Why did the full moon go to the amusement park? To ride the lunar-loop!
- What do you call a moon that’s a gardener? A Plant-et!
- Why did the full moon take a break? Because it needed to wane off some energy!
- What does the full moon call its grandparents? Grandstars!
- What’s the moon’s favorite type of pie? Apple pi, because it’s irrational!
- Why doesn’t the moon use a calendar? Because it’s already full of dates!
- Why does the full moon never fight with the Earth? It prefers to revolve issues!
- What’s the full moon’s favorite movie? Star Wars!
- What did the moon say when it bumped into the sun? “Excuse me, you’re in my space!”
- What does the moon do when it gets angry? It eclipses!
- Why did the full moon go to the bakery? Because it wanted to try the Milky Way cookies!
- What is a full moon’s favorite dance? The moonwalk!
- Why did the full moon visit the psychiatrist? It was feeling a little “phased”!
- What’s a full moon’s favorite song? “Fly me to the moon!”
- Why doesn’t the moon fight with the sun? Because it doesn’t like to flare up!
- How does the moon stay in shape? It rotates!
- Why did the moon bring sunscreen to the beach? To prevent sunspots!
- What does the full moon like to play in its spare time? Comet-puter games!
- Why was the moon blushing? Because it saw the Big Dipper!
- Why was the full moon acting strangely? It was just going through a phase!
- What do you call a moon with a cold? An achoo-naut!
- What do you call a moon that tells jokes? A comical meteor!
- Why did the full moon go to the barbecue? Because it was full of cheese!
- What did the sun say to the full moon? “You sure do light up the night!”
- How does the moon stay so young? It avoids sun damage!
- Why doesn’t the moon need to diet? Because it’s always waxing and waning!
- What’s the full moon’s favorite dessert? Moonpies!
- How does the full moon pay for things? It uses star-bucks!
- What do you call a moon that’s gone bad? A lunartic!
- What kind of bread does the full moon make? Crescent rolls!
- How does the full moon say goodbye? It waves!
- What did the full moon say when it saw the astronaut? “I’m over the moon to see you!”
- What did the full moon bring to the potluck? Satellite salad!
- Why does the moon never go to the bank? Because it prefers to keep everything liquid in lunar seas!
- How does the moon stay cool? It uses a satellite fan!
- Why is the moon always broke? Because it’s always changing quarters!
- What did the sun say to the full moon? “You light up my life!”
- What do you call the moon at a disco? A lunar dancer!
- Why does the moon go to therapy? To deal with its dark side!
- What did the full moon do when it lost its job? It took up space!
- How does the full moon keep its face clean? It uses meteor makeup remover!
- What did the full moon say to the sun? “You’re too hot to handle!”
- Why doesn’t the full moon go to college? Because it’s already graduated to the sky!
- Why does the moon love astronomy? Because it’s a star subject!
- Why does the full moon never get lost? Because it’s always in orbit!
- What’s the moon’s favorite type of story? Sci-fi, because it’s out of this world!
- How does the full moon get around? It hitches a ride on a rocket!
- Why did the full moon get a time-out? It was up all night!
- Why did the full moon go to the coffee shop? Because it was feeling a little latte!
- What does the full moon use to write? A space pen!
- Why was the full moon a good actor? Because it always lights up the stage!
- Why is the full moon a bad liar? Because its light reveals all!
- Why doesn’t the moon use an umbrella? Because it’s used to meteor showers!
- How does the full moon keep its breath fresh? With orbit gum!
- What does the full moon call a false rumor? A sci-fi!
- Why did the moon visit the Earth? To get a closer look at humans!
- Why does the full moon never feel down? Because it’s always up!
- Why did the full moon go to the karaoke bar? To sing “Under the Moonlight”!
- How does the full moon make its bed? It uses star sheets!
- Why doesn’t the full moon ever stay at a hotel? Because it prefers to camp in the sky!
- What did the full moon do when it retired? It became a moon-ager!
- Why does the full moon never fight? Because it believes in universal peace!
- And finally, why did the full moon stop telling jokes? Because it had reached its full quota!