149 dwarf jokes

1. Why do dwarves make the best secret agents? Because they can go under-cover easily.
2. Why don’t dwarves play hide and seek with giants? Because they always get overlooked.
3. Why do dwarves make good bakers? Because they knead the dough less.
4. How does a dwarf make his coffee? Espresso, because he doesn’t want to feel short on energy.
5. Why don’t dwarves ever play soccer? The grass tickles their noses.
6. Why did the dwarf take a job at the library? He felt right at home in the short stories section.
7. Why was the dwarf good at baseball? Because he’s always short stop.
8. Why did the dwarf bring a ladder to the bar? To get high on spirits!
9. Why do dwarves always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their knees.
10. Why do dwarves never play cricket? They always run short of runs.
11. Why did the dwarf go to therapy? He had a little problem.
12. Why are dwarves excellent bookkeepers? They always keep the figures down.
13. Why do dwarves never become boxers? The belt would be a necklace.
14. Why did the dwarf refuse to play leap frog? He didn’t want to get a low rating.
15. What did the dwarf say to the therapist? I have a small complex.
16. Why are dwarves always calm? Because they don’t look down on people.
17. What do you call a dwarf who can rap? Small-E.
18. Why did the dwarf become a gardener? Because he doesn’t mind the little things in life.
19. What’s a dwarf’s favorite type of math? Lower-case numbers.
20. Why don’t dwarves play basketball? They always miss the short shots.
21. Why did the dwarf go to the amusement park? He wanted a short thrill.
22. Why did the dwarf start a bakery? He had a little dough to spare.
23. Why don’t dwarves do well in school? They always come up short on their essays.
24. Why did the dwarf become a detective? Because he always gets low down on the details.
25. Why did the dwarf decide to become a writer? He was good at short stories.
26. Why did the dwarf go to the disco? He heard they were playing some small hits.
27. Why did the dwarf join the circus? He wanted to join the mini trapeze act.
28. Why do dwarves never become weather forecasters? They can’t see over the clouds.
29. Why did the dwarf join the orchestra? He heard they were short of a piccolo player.
30. Why don’t dwarves make good secretaries? Because they struggle to reach the top shelf files.
31. What’s a dwarf’s favorite track event? The short sprint.
32. Why did the dwarf start a construction company? He loved small builds.
33. Why did the dwarf go to culinary school? Because he was good at small bites.
34. Why did the dwarf take a job at the grocery store? He’s great at stocking the lower shelves.
35. Why don’t dwarves make good librarians? They can’t reach the top shelf books.
36. What’s a dwarf’s favorite type of beverage? Short drinks.
37. Why did the dwarf become a tailor? He was good at making short pants.
38. Why did the dwarf join the navy? Because he wanted to work on a small boat.
39. Why did the dwarf start a cleaning business? He was great at getting low down and dirty.
40. Why don’t dwarves play volleyball? The net is too high for them.
41. Why did the dwarf become a mechanic? He loves working with compact cars.
42. Why did the dwarf start a brewery? He liked making small batches.
43. Why did the dwarf become an archaeologist? He had a knack for small details.
44. Why did the dwarf go to the beach? To feel tall next to the sand castles.
45. Why did the dwarf start a diet? He wanted to cut down on the little things.
46. Why don’t dwarves play pool? The table is twice their size.
47. Why did the dwarf join the fire department? He could fit in small spaces during a rescue.
48. Why do dwarves make excellent chess players? They’re close to the board.
49. Why did the dwarf become an artist? He was good at little sketches.
50. Why don’t dwarves play tennis? The net is over their heads.
51. Why did the dwarf become a jeweler? He appreciated the smaller things in life.
52. Why did the dwarf become a hairdresser? He knew all about short cuts.
53. Why do dwarves make good gardeners? They’re close to the ground.
54. Why don’t dwarves play hockey? The puck is almost their size.
55. Why did the dwarf become a miner? He didn’t mind getting a bit down and dirty.
56. Why did the dwarf become a shoemaker? He was good at making small steps.
57. Why did the dwarf take a job at the nursery? He was great with little sprouts.
58. Why don’t dwarves play baseball? They struggle to make a home run.
59. Why did the dwarf become a lawyer? He understood small claims.
60. Why did the dwarf become a poet? He was good at writing little verses.
61. Why did the dwarf become a marathon runner? He was good at going the short distance.
62. Why did the dwarf join the basketball team? He was always good at dribbling.
63. Why did the dwarf become an actor? He was great at playing small parts.
64. Why did the dwarf become a carpenter? He was good at making small adjustments.
65. Why did the dwarf become a music teacher? He was good at the low notes.
66. Why did the dwarf become a pharmacist? He had a knack for small doses.
67. Why don’t dwarves play football? They have trouble making a touchdown.
68. Why did the dwarf become a pilot? He wanted to reach new heights.
69. Why did the dwarf become a dentist? He was good at small fillings.
70. Why did the dwarf become a chef? He was good at small plates.
71. Why did the dwarf join the swim team? He was good at the short strokes.
72. Why did the dwarf become a yoga instructor? He loved the low poses.
73. Why did the dwarf become a wine taster? He was good at the small sips.
74. Why did the dwarf become a psychologist? He understood the little things that matter.
75. Why don’t dwarves play rugby? They get a kick out of it.
76. Why did the dwarf become a truck driver? He was good at the low gears.
77. Why did the dwarf become a florist? He loved the little blossoms.
78. Why don’t dwarves play ping pong? The table is too high for them.
79. Why did the dwarf become a jockey? He was always up for a short ride.
80. Why did the dwarf become a film director? He was good at the small screen.

81.Why did the dwarf become a sailor?

He loved the low tides.

82. Why did the dwarf become a philosopher? He enjoyed thinking about the little things in life.
83. Why don’t dwarves play high jump? The bar is always set too high.
84. Why did the dwarf become an astronomer? He loved the little stars.
85. Why did the dwarf become a sommelier? He knew all about small vineyards.
86. Why did the dwarf become a bricklayer? He was great at the groundwork.
87. Why did the dwarf become a photographer? He had an eye for the smaller details.
88. Why did the dwarf become an event planner? He was great at organizing little parties.
89. Why don’t dwarves play basketball? They always come up short.
90. Why did the dwarf become a landscaper? He was good at trimming the low hedges.
91. Why did the dwarf become a zookeeper? He loved the little critters.
92. Why don’t dwarves play badminton? The birdie flies over their heads.
93. Why did the dwarf become a fashion designer? He knew all about petite styles.
94. Why did the dwarf become a travel agent? He loved planning short trips.
95. Why did the dwarf become an architect? He was great at designing small spaces.
96. Why don’t dwarves play golf? They can’t see over the bunkers.
97. Why did the dwarf become a baker? He was good at making petit fours.
98. Why did the dwarf become a carpenter? He was good at small jobs.
99. Why did the dwarf become a decorator? He knew how to make a small room look big.
100. Why don’t dwarves play netball? They always get caught short.
101. Why did the dwarf become a teacher? He was great at addressing small minds.
102. Why did the dwarf become an antiques dealer? He had a love for little treasures.
103. Why don’t dwarves play Frisbee? They find it hard to make a big throw.
104. Why did the dwarf become a mailman? He was good at making small deliveries.
105. Why did the dwarf become a historian? He had a knack for remembering small details.
106. Why did the dwarf become a jeweler? He knew how to handle small gems.
107. Why don’t dwarves play dodgeball? They always get hit.
108. Why did the dwarf become a sculptor? He was good at small details.
109. Why did the dwarf become a plumber? He was good at handling small leaks.
110. Why did the dwarf become a mechanic? He was good at tightening small nuts.
111. Why don’t dwarves play handball? They always come up short.
112. Why did the dwarf become a lighthouse keeper? He had a head for heights.
113. Why did the dwarf become a locksmith? He was good at handling small keys.
114. Why don’t dwarves play long jump? They always fall short.
115. Why did the dwarf become a pilot? He had a head for heights.
116. Why did the dwarf become an accountant? He had a knack for small numbers.
117. Why don’t dwarves play rugby? They get trampled on.
118. Why did the dwarf become a botanist? He had a love for small plants.
119. Why did the dwarf become a surveyor? He was good at small measurements.
120. Why don’t dwarves play beach volleyball? They always end up in the sand.
121. Why did the dwarf become a sailor? He liked small waves.
122. Why did the dwarf become a climber? He had a love for small hills.
123. Why don’t dwarves play water polo? They don’t want to be in deep water.
124. Why did the dwarf become a potter? He was good at making small pots.
125. Why did the dwarf become a stockbroker? He was good at handling small stocks.
126. Why don’t dwarves play lacrosse? They always get stick.
127. Why did the dwarf become a mathematician? He was good at small calculations.
128. Why did the dwarf become a geologist? He had a love for small rocks.
129. Why don’t dwarves play billiards? They always scratch.
130. Why did the dwarf become an author? He was good at writing small books.
131. Why did the dwarf become a chef? He had a knack for small portions.
132. Why don’t dwarves play ice hockey? They get cold feet.
133. Why did the dwarf become a linguist? He had a love for small words.
134. Why did the dwarf become a gardener? He was good at small landscapes.
135. Why don’t dwarves play polo? They always miss the ball.
136. Why did the dwarf become a banker? He was good at counting small change.
137. Why did the dwarf become a detective? He was good at small clues.
138. Why don’t dwarves play baseball? They always strike out.
139. Why did the dwarf become an archaeologist? He had a love for small artifacts.
140. Why did the dwarf become a magician? He was good at small tricks.
141. Why don’t dwarves play cricket? They always get stumped.
142. Why did the dwarf become a scientist? He had a love for small experiments.
143. Why did the dwarf become a DJ? He had a knack for small beats.
144. Why don’t dwarves play darts? They can’t reach the bullseye.
145. Why did the dwarf become a comedian? He was good at short jokes.
146. Why did the dwarf become a watchmaker? He had a love for small hands.
147. Why don’t dwarves play tag? They always get caught.
148. Why did the dwarf become a musician? He had a knack for small notes.
149. Why did the dwarf become a theater director? He was good at small productions.