143 dragon ball jokes

  1. Why don’t Saiyans ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re over 9000!
  2. Why did Vegeta become a gardener? Because he wanted to see if his power could make things grow like a beanstalk!
  3. What did the Dragon Ball say to the fighter? I’m not just a ball, I’m a wish-granting star!
  4. Why did Yamcha stop playing baseball? Because every time he got a home run, he was reminded of Saibamen.
  5. Why does Piccolo never lose at poker? Because he always has a Namekian up his sleeve!
  6. Why was Bulma surprised when Vegeta started cooking? Because all he knew was how to sauté-yan!
  7. Why does Frieza never take a vacation? Because he’s not a fan of chilling!
  8. What does Goku tell Vegeta at the end of a long day? “You Saiyan, I Saiyan, we all Saiyan for Ice Cream!”
  9. What did the T-shirt say to Gohan? I’ve got your back, literally!
  10. Why did Goku refuse to fix his muffler? Because he loved the sound of a loud exhaust!
  11. What does Krillin wear to a formal event? A destructo-tie!
  12. Why does Beerus never drink beer? Because he’s more of a wine god!
  13. Why is Future Trunks always prepared for a surprise attack? Because he always expects some kind of Trunks-formation!
  14. Why does Master Roshi wear sunglasses? Not because of the sun, but to keep the ladies from getting lost in his eyes!
  15. What’s Vegeta’s favorite vegetable? Carrot, because it reminds him of Kakarot!
  16. Why does Bulma have so many outfits? Because she’s always in fashion, even in a capsule!
  17. Why can’t you give Goku a balloon? Because he’ll just Kamehameha it!
  18. Why did Frieza apply to be a chef? Because he heard he could make a freezer burn!
  19. How does Cell like his coffee? Absorbed, not sipped!
  20. Why did Goku go to the bank? Because he needed more zeni for his training!
  21. Why did Majin Buu get kicked out of the candy store? Because he was caught with his hand in the cookie Buu!
  22. What do you call a Super Saiyan who won’t stop making puns? Pun-ks!
  23. Why did Piccolo go to the concert? Because he loves heavy metal!
  24. Why doesn’t Frieza have any friends? Because he always gives them the cold shoulder!
  25. Why did Android 17 become a ranger? Because he was tired of always being cooped up!
  26. How does Vegeta ask Bulma out? “Will you be my training partner for life?”
  27. Why did Goku go to school? To master the art of punch-lines!
  28. Why did Vegeta stop using the Galick Gun? Because he was tired of always being “under pressure”!
  29. Why did the Dragon Radar cross the road? To find the other side’s Dragon Ball!
  30. What’s the difference between Krillin and a comedian? One knows when to stop joking!
  31. Why does Tien always seem so serious? Because he’s got a third eye for detail!
  32. What does a Saiyan do when he loses his tail? He goes to a re-tail store!
  33. Why did Goku get a job at the circus? Because he’s great at juggling responsibilities!
  34. What did Vegeta say when he met a vegan? “So you’re a Veg-eta-rian too?”
  35. Why did Gohan get in trouble in school? Because he couldn’t stop Saiyan puns!
  36. Why can’t Frieza play the piano? Because he always hits the wrong keys!
  37. What do you call a Super Saiyan who is always on time? Punctu-Goku!
  38. Why did Yamcha bring a wolf to the party? Because it’s not a party without a Wolf Fang Fist!
  39. What did Vegeta say when he powered up? “I’m not angry, I’m just Super Saiyan!”
  40. Why did Piccolo join a band? Because he loves to drop the beat!
  41. Why did Vegeta become a pilot? Because he loves the feeling of Saiyan in the sky!
  42. What did Goku say when he couldn’t open the jar? “Time for a Super Saiyan effort!”
  43. Why did Frieza refuse to go to the spa? Because he dislikes warm treatments!
  44. Why does Gohan never tell lies? Because he doesn’t want to make a Picco-fool out of himself!
  45. Why did Android 18 marry Krillin? Because he always managed to be the baldly one!
  46. What did Trunks say when he got a bad haircut? “This isn’t the Future I was expecting!”
  47. Why did Vegeta become a hairdresser? Because he wanted to see if he could cut it!
  48. What’s Bulma’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch” line!
  49. Why can’t Saiyans play chess? Because they keep saying “check-mate” before the game even starts!
  50. Why does Goku never tell secrets? Because he can’t keep his Kamehameha shut!
  51. Why did Master Roshi go to the beach? To keep up with the “wave”!
  52. Why did Frieza become a baker? He heard people liked his icy buns!
  53. How does Cell like his steak? Well-absorbed!
  54. Why was Vegeta bad at golf? He always had to take a mulligan, because he never accepted defeat!
  55. Why did Tien become a detective? Because he has an eye for detail!
  56. What’s Goku’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beat”!
  57. Why did Frieza go to therapy? He was dealing with separation anxiety!
  58. What’s Vegeta’s favorite type of tea? Royal-tea!
  59. What does Bulma say when she’s shopping? “Capsule Corp cards only!”
  60. Why does Goku love food so much? Because he’s a Super SAIYANvour!
  61. Why did Vegeta never become a teacher? Because students couldn’t handle his “homework”!
  62. Why did Master Roshi open a bookstore? Because he believes in the power of reading!
  63. What’s Krillin’s favorite party game? “Bald” eagle!
  64. Why was Frieza bad at basketball? Because his shots were always too “cool”!
  65. Why did Vegeta never work at an animal shelter? Because he couldn’t stand the barking!
  66. Why did Goku get banned from the library? Because he couldn’t keep his volume down!
  67. What’s Vegeta’s least favorite day of the week? MondaVegeta!
  68. Why does Yamcha never work at a bakery? Because he’s not a fan of dough!
  69. What does Piccolo say at a concert? “Let’s drop the bass!”
  70. Why does Beerus hate going to bars? Because he always has to be the designated driver!
  71. What did Goku say when he first learned to surf? “Kamehame-WAVE!”
  72. Why did Vegeta never become a chef? Because he couldn’t handle the “heat”!
  73. What did Trunks say when he went back in time? “I’ve got a ‘time’ to kill!”
  74. Why did Piccolo go to art school? Because he wanted to draw a “line” in his life!
  75. Why did Vegeta get a cat? Because he wanted a taste of purrfection!
  76. Why did Frieza go to the dentist? Because he had a case of the “colds”!
  77. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a meal? The Kamehameha-m!
  78. Why did Krillin become a monk? Because he loves being at the “bald”!
  79. Why did Vegeta refuse to become a doctor? Because he doesn’t like “patients”!
  80. What does Gohan say when he does his homework? “It’s ‘trunk’ time!”
  81. Why did Goku become a taxi driver? Because he loves the “fare” game!
  82. What did Vegeta say when he saw a shooting star? “Wish I could punch that!”
  83. Why did Piccolo refuse to become a painter? Because he didn’t want to “green” it!
  84. What’s Krillin’s favorite thing about winter? The “bald” snowman!
  85. Why did Vegeta refuse to join a choir? Because he only believes in “solo”!
  86. What does Goku say at the start of a race? “It’s ‘go’ time!”
  87. Why did Vegeta never become a lawyer? Because he refuses to “defend”!
  88. What does Bulma say when she invents something new? “It’s ‘cap’ time!”
  89. Why did Vegeta become a shepherd? Because he wanted to see if he could “herd” it!
  90. What did Frieza say when he went on a diet? “It’s ‘ice’ time!”
  91. Why did Goku never become a magician? Because he can’t “trick” it!
  92. What does Vegeta say when he’s at the gym? “It’s ‘lift’ time!”
  93. Why did Piccolo never join an orchestra? Because he can’t “tune” it!
  94. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a wedding? The “cake”!
  95. Why did Vegeta never work at a zoo? Because he can’t “bear” it!
  96. What does Bulma say when she goes shopping? “It’s ‘shop’ time!”
  97. Why did Vegeta never become a firefighter? Because he can’t “extinguish” it!
  98. What did Goku say when he first learned to fly? “It’s ‘sky’ time!”
  99. Why did Vegeta never become a journalist? Because he can’t “write” it!
  100. What does Gohan say when he studies for exams? “It’s ‘read’ time!”
  101. Why did Piccolo never become a farmer? Because he can’t “sow” it!
  102. What did Trunks say when he first learned to teleport? “It’s ‘zip’ time!”
  103. Why did Vegeta never become a policeman? Because he can’t “arrest” it!
  104. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a birthday? The “party”!
  105. Why did Vegeta never work at a circus? Because he can’t “clown” around!
  106. What does Bulma say when she makes a new invention? “It’s ‘gizmo’ time!”
  107. Why did Vegeta never become a poet? Because he can’t “rhyme” it!
  108. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a vacation? The “adventure”!
  109. Why did Vegeta never become a comedian? Because he can’t “joke” it!
  110. What does Gohan say when he finishes his homework? “It’s ‘done’ time!”
  111. Why did Piccolo never join a band? Because he can’t “rock” it!
  112. What’s Krillin’s favorite part of a party? The “laughter”!
  113. Why did Vegeta never become a baker? Because he can’t “knead” it!
  114. What does Goku say when he’s about to train? “It’s ‘sweat’ time!”
  115. Why did Vegeta never become a sailor? Because he can’t “sail” it!
  116. What does Bulma say when she fixes a machine? “It’s ‘repair’ time!”
  117. Why did Vegeta never become a tailor? Because he can’t “sew” it!
  118. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a race? The “speed”!
  119. Why did Vegeta never become an actor? Because he can’t “act” it!
  120. What does Gohan say when he gets a good grade? “It’s ‘A+’ time!”
  121. Why did Piccolo never join a choir? Because he can’t “sing” it!
  122. What’s Krillin’s favorite part of a joke? The “punchline”!
  123. Why did Vegeta never become a carpenter? Because he can’t “hammer” it!
  124. What does Goku say when he’s about to fight? “It’s ‘battle’ time!”
  125. Why did Vegeta never become a fisherman? Because he can’t “cast” it!
  126. What does Bulma say when she designs a new outfit? “It’s ‘fashion’ time!”
  127. Why did Vegeta never become a scientist? Because he can’t “research” it!
  128. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a meal? The “feast”!
  129. Why did Vegeta never become a dancer? Because he can’t “twirl” it!
  130. What does Gohan say when he’s about to spar? “It’s ‘duel’ time!”
  131. Why did Piccolo never join a basketball team? Because he can’t “shoot” it!
  132. What’s Krillin’s favorite part of a match? The “challenge”!
  133. Why did Vegeta never become a gardener? Because he can’t “weed” it!
  134. What does Goku say when he’s about to meditate? “It’s ‘peace’ time!”
  135. Why did Vegeta never become a coach? Because he can’t “train” others!
  136. What does Bulma say when she’s about to build? “It’s ‘construction’ time!”
  137. Why did Vegeta never become a waiter? Because he can’t “serve” it!
  138. What’s Goku’s favorite part of a festival? The “fun”!
  139. Why did Vegeta never become a doctor? Because he can’t “diagnose” it!
  140. What does Gohan say when he’s about to help someone? “It’s ‘assist’ time!”
  141. Why did Piccolo never join a debate team? Because he can’t “argue” it!
  142. What’s Krillin’s favorite part of a day? The “sunshine”!
  143. Why did Vegeta never become a driver? Because he can’t “steer” it!

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