73 disco jokes
- Why did the disco ball break up with the spotlight? It was getting too much attention.
- Why did the DJ become a gardener? He was really good at “turn-tabling” the soil.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of sandwich? A boogie-wich!
- Why did the disco dancer take up fishing? He heard about the “bass” drop.
- How does a disco dancer keep his hair in place? He uses “Bee Gee-l.”
- Why don’t disco dancers make good detectives? They always get stuck in the groove.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite geometric shape? A circle, because it’s 360 degrees of funk!
- Why did the disco dancer become a baker? He loved the dough, dough, dough!
- Why was the disco ball sad? Because it was always being “hung out to dry.”
- What did the disco dancer say to the thief? “Stop, in the name of groove!”
- Why did the DJ get a ticket? For breaking the speed of sound.
- How does a disco dancer say goodbye? “Stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive!”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite car? A Volkswagen Bug-ie!
- Why are disco dancers always happy? Because they always have Saturday night fever.
- What do you call a disco dancer at a construction site? A jack-hammer.
- Why was the disco dancer bad at chess? He moved in the wrong rhythm.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite planet? Groove-iter.
- Why did the disco dancer become a geologist? He wanted to study the Earth’s crust, a.k.a. the ultimate dance floor.
- What do disco dancers and astronauts have in common? They both love to boogie in space.
- What did the disco dancer say when he lost his shoes? “I’ve lost my groove.”
- Why don’t disco dancers ever get tired? They always have plenty of “disco-nap.”
- What do you call a disco dancer who’s also a comedian? A “joke and jiver.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite animal? The boogie-woogie bugle boy of Company B-eaver.
- Why was the disco dancer bad at baseball? He always tried to slide into home base.
- Why do disco dancers always win at cards? They always have a trick up their “sleeveless” shirt.
- How do disco dancers spice up their food? With a dash of funk and a pinch of groove.
- What did the disco dancer bring to the potluck? His signature dish, “Macarena and Cheese.”
- Why was the disco dancer a bad mechanic? He couldn’t stop spinning the tires.
- How do disco dancers make their coffee? They press the “espresso yourself” button.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of pasta? Fusilli Travolta.
- Why was the disco dancer good at darts? He always hit the bullseye with his “dart-ing” moves.
- Why do disco dancers make poor firefighters? They can’t resist the siren’s song.
- What do disco dancers do when they get scared? The Monster Mash.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite dessert? Jello Biafra.
- Why did the disco dancer go to art school? He wanted to master the art of the “brush and hustle.”
- Why did the disco dancer get kicked out of the library? He kept trying to remix the audio books.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of pizza? Extra “cheese and groove.”
- Why are disco dancers terrible at hide and seek? Their outfits are too flashy.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite movie? “Saturday Night Live-Action.”
- What do disco dancers wear to bed? Their “jammies.”
- Why do disco dancers make good writers? They’re masters of the dramatic “twist.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of tree? The “groove pine.”
- Why was the disco dancer a bad gardener? He kept trying to make the plants dance.
- What do disco dancers drink when they’re sick? Boogie-woogie brew.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite chess piece? The “knight fever.”
- Why was the disco dancer always late for work? He was too busy “getting down” to business.
- Why don’t disco dancers make good doctors? They can’t resist taking the patient’s “pulse.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of fruit? The “boogie-berry.”
- What did the disco dancer say to his date? “Shall we dance the night away?”
- Why was the disco dancer a bad cook? He kept trying to add “beats” to every dish.
- How do disco dancers get their laundry so clean? They use the “spin” cycle.
- What do you call a disco dancer who’s also a farmer? A “crop and roller.”
- Why don’t disco dancers like rainy days? It puts a damper on their shine.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite vegetable? The “beet.”
- What did the disco dancer say to the traffic light? “Don’t stop ’til you get enough!”
- What do disco dancers and owls have in common? They both “hoot” when they’re excited.
- Why did the disco dancer get fired from the clock factory? He kept trying to “set the beat.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of weather? A “groove storm.”
- Why was the disco dancer bad at bowling? He always tried to spin the ball.
- What do disco dancers do when they’re bored? The “ho-hum” hustle.
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of bread? Rye-thm and blues.
- Why was the disco dancer a bad mailman? He kept trying to “deliver the groove.”
- How do disco dancers handle stressful situations? They “shake it off.”
- Why was the disco dancer a bad bartender? He kept spilling the “mixers.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite flower? The “funkadelic” fern.
- What did the disco dancer say when he tripped? “I’ve lost my step!”
- What do disco dancers and mathematicians have in common? They both love to “count it out.”
- What do you call a disco dancer who’s also a pilot? A “fly jive.”
- Why was the disco dancer a bad zookeeper? He kept trying to teach the animals to “step to the beat.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite type of tea? Cha-cha-chai.
- Why did the disco dancer get kicked out of the opera? He couldn’t resist the urge to “upbeat.”
- What’s a disco dancer’s favorite bird? The boogie-woogie blue jay.
- Why did the disco dancer become a teacher? He was great at “teaching the steps.”