150 cricket jokes
- Why don’t cricketers ever get sunburnt? Because they always stay in the shade (the crease).
- What do you call a cricket ball that became a comedian? A cracking delivery!
- What do cricketers and librarians have in common? They both love a good catch.
- Why was the cricket ball always getting into trouble? It kept going out of bounds.
- Why did the cricket pitch go to school? To improve its average.
- How do fast bowlers communicate? They just swing it.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, because they always jump and bounce.
- What did the cricket bat say to the ball? You crack me up.
- Why was the cricket stadium always cool? It was full of fans.
- What do cricketers use to bake a cake? Runny batter.
- Why did the cricketer bring a string to the match? He wanted to tie the score.
- Why don’t cricketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re on the pitch.
- Why was the cricket ball bad at making decisions? It kept going back and forth.
- What did the spinner say to his son? Just keep it turning.
- What does a cricket player do when he needs to take a quick nap? He runs out.
- Why was the cricket ball a terrible gossip? It couldn’t keep anything inside; it just spins it out!
- Why was the cricket ground feeling sick? It had a bad case of pitch fever.
- Why are cricketers terrible at chess? Because they only know how to move in straight runs.
- How do cricketers pay their bills? By checking their balance.
- What do you call a cricket team made up of bakers? The Bun-daries.
- Why did the cricket ball go to school? Because it wanted to be a high-flyer.
- What did the cricket ball say to the bat on a cold day? I’m just gonna chill on the boundary.
- Why are cricket umpires great in a crisis? They keep their decision unclouded even when under pressure.
- What did the cricket ball say when it got lost? I’m having a field day.
- Why don’t cricketers ever get locked out? They always carry a key (wicket).
- Why was the cricket team good at gardening? They were great at catching flies.
- What do you call a cricket ball that’s a great comedian? A real hit!
- Why did the cricket pitch need a lawyer? It was being accused of having too many cracks.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite drink? Wicket smoothie.
- Why did the cricket player bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to reach a high score.
- Why do cricketers never tell secrets on the field? Because the stumps have ears and the balls have seam.
- Why don’t cricketers tell jokes during the game? They don’t want to crack up the ball.
- How did the cricket player become a baker? He was excellent at kneading the ball.
- What do you call a cricket player who can play the guitar? A rock and roll bowler.
- Why did the cricket ball become an author? It wanted to spin a yarn.
- Why was the cricket pitch a great host? It had everyone running around.
- What did the cricket bat say to the gossip? I can’t handle this anymore.
- Why are cricketers always positive? Because they always look forward to making runs.
- Why did the cricket player bring his girlfriend to the match? Because he needed a catch.
- Why are cricket balls bad at commitments? They keep running away.
- Why was the cricket stadium always the cleanest place? It had sweepers on every corner.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s an expert in Yoga? A flexible batsman.
- How do you know a cricket player is a baker in his free time? When his best shot is a bouncer.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite dance move? The leg-spin.
- Why was the cricket ball always late for the party? It kept going off the beaten track.
- How do you know the cricket ball has been eating junk food? It keeps getting wider.
- Why was the cricket ball always unhappy? It felt like everyone was throwing it around.
- Why did the cricket player lose his job? He kept dropping the catches.
- Why was the cricket ball so proud of itself? It kept knocking the wickets down.
- Why do cricket players make great magicians? They are good at trick shots.
- Why did the cricket team bring a map to the pitch? They wanted to follow the runs.
- Why was the cricket player always tired? He kept running out.
- Why don’t cricketers ever get cold? Because they have plenty of sweaters.
- Why did the cricket ball go to therapy? It had severe boundary issues.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great musician? A band batsman.
- Why did the cricket ball take acting lessons? It wanted to improve its spin-off.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite horror movie? The Wicket Witch of the West.
- How do you get a cricket player to stop biting his nails? Make him a wicket keeper.
- What did the cricket player say when his team won? We bowled them over!
- Why did the cricket player always carry an umbrella? Because he wanted to avoid the showers (rain interruptions).
- What did the cricket ball say to the bat? Let’s hit the road.
- What did the cricket bat say to the ball on a hot day? Let’s hit the beach.
- Why do cricket players always carry a map? Because they always have to find the boundary.
- Why was the cricket player afraid of the dark? He didn’t want to miss a catch.
- How do cricketers say goodbye? See you in the next innings.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite bedtime story? Goldilocks and the Three Runs.
- Why are cricketers always ready for a photo? They always strike a pose.
- Why do cricket players make bad secret agents? Because they can’t avoid the catches.
- Why was the cricket player a terrible chef? He kept dropping the dishes.
- Why don’t cricketers make good waiters? They serve too many extras.
- What do you call a cricket player with a bad cold? A runny nose guard.
- What do you call a cricket player who loves to shop? A batman.
- Why was the cricket player good at math? He knew all the angles.
- What did the cricket player do when he lost his car keys? He checked the covers.
- Why did the cricket player always have a clean house? He was good at sweeping.
- What did the cricket player say to the taxi driver? Follow the runs.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite type of bread? A bouncer.
- Why do cricketers always have a hard time in relationships? They keep running after balls.
- Why do cricket players never lose at poker? They always play their cards close to the vest (pad).
- Why do cricketers always get promoted? They have a good run rate.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite type of pasta? Spinach and ricotta tortellini because it’s always turning.
- Why was the cricket player great at romance? He was a master of spin.
- Why do cricket players make great friends? They’re always there for the catch.
- Why did the cricket player go to the bakery? He wanted to learn about the dough ball.
- How do you know a cricket player is into literature? His favorite genre is spin-offs.
- Why do cricketers make great detectives? They’re always on the lookout for catches.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s an excellent painter? A stroke player.
- Why was the cricket player bad at hide-and-seek? He was always running out.
- What do cricketers wear on their wedding day? A cricket suit and tie.
- Why was the cricket player a great businessman? He knew how to play straight bat.
- Why do cricketers always get the best hotel rooms? They know how to pull the right strings.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s also a carpenter? A woodcutter.
- Why was the cricket player always smiling? He knew how to face the ball.
- How do you know a cricket player is a good driver? He never misses a single.
- Why did the cricket player become a gardener? He was good at trimming the edges.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great cook? A master chef, of course, for his fantastic bouncers!
- Why was the cricket player a terrible dancer? He had two left feet.
- Why did the cricket player join the circus? He was good at juggling.
- Why was the cricket player a great musician? He knew all the right notes (runs).
- What do cricketers use to clean their house? Wicket brooms.
- Why do cricket players make great fishermen? They always know where to cast.
- Why was the cricket player a great teacher? He knew how to deliver.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great singer? A hit maker.
- Why did the cricket player become a traffic cop? He was good at stopping runs.
- How do you know a cricket player is a great chef? His specialty is the short-pitch delivery.
- What do cricketers use to cut their hair? A fine edge.
- Why was the cricket player a great philosopher? He had a good stance on life.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great mechanic? A fixer.
- Why was the cricket player a great actor? He knew how to play the field.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great writer? A scribbler.
- Why did the cricket player become a doctor? He was good at stitching up.
- What do cricketers eat for breakfast? Scrambled leg-spin eggs.
- Why do cricket players make great sailors? They are good at catching the wind.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite animal? A runner duck.
- Why was the cricket player a great explorer? He loved going for the boundary.
- Why are cricketers good at parties? They know how to bowl over the crowd.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite drink? Pitcher of lemonade.
- Why did the cricket player become a tailor? He was good at fixing seams.
- How do you know a cricket player is an environmentalist? He loves the green pitch.
- What do cricketers wear to a fancy party? Bowler hats.
- Why are cricketers always early for meetings? They don’t want to be run out.
- Why did the cricket player become a bartender? He was good at mixing spinners.
- How do you know a cricket player is a romantic? He loves long walks on the pitch.
- Why did the cricket player become a boxer? He was good at hooks and pulls.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great rapper? A spinmaster.
- Why was the cricket player a great gardener? He was good at planting his foot.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite dessert? Straight drive ice cream.
- Why did the cricket player become an archaeologist? He loved digging in.
- How do you know a cricket player is a poet? He loves rhymes and runs.
- Why are cricketers always calm under pressure? They know how to play a steady innings.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite video game? Run Out.
- Why did the cricket player become a lawyer? He was good at defending.
- How do you know a cricket player is a foodie? His favorite shot is a bouncer.
- Why did the cricket player become a sailor? He loved going overboard.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great DJ? A turntable artist.
- Why did the cricket player become a journalist? He loved chasing stories like he loved chasing balls.
- What’s a cricketer’s favorite holiday destination? The pitch-perfect beach.
- Why was the cricket player a great diplomat? He knew how to mediate between the bat and ball.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite type of coffee? A smooth delivery latte.
- Why did the cricket player become a mathematician? He was good at calculating runs.
- How do you know a cricket player is a historian? He loves to study past innings.
- Why did the cricket player become a painter? He loved creating strokes.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great potter? A spinner.
- Why did the cricket player become an astronaut? He loved going for the stars.
- How do you know a cricket player is a car enthusiast? He loves fast drives.
- Why did the cricket player become a banker? He was good at keeping accounts.
- What’s a cricket player’s favorite board game? Run-chess.
- Why did the cricket player become a chemist? He was good at balancing equations like he balanced his shots.
- What do you call a cricket player who’s a great decorator? A cutter.
- Why did the cricket player become a DJ? He loved spinning tracks.