150 coke jokes

Sure, here are 150 Coca-Cola related jokes for you.

Remember, these are all in good fun:

1. Why did the soda can crusher quit his job? It was soda-pressing.
2. Why did the Coke go to school? Because it wanted to be soda-cated.
3. What do you call a can of Coke that raps? Pop music.
4. Why did the can of Coke go to the doctor? Because it lost its fizz.
5. What does a Coke say to the bartender? “Can I have a pop?”
6. Why do Cokes never play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the can.
7. What do you call a broken can of Coke? A soft drink.
8. What did the fizzy drink say when it fell on the floor? “I’ve soda-splat!”
9. Why was the Coke always upset? It was always bubbled over.
10. What is a Coke’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Believin'” because it’s a Journey into your thirst.
11. Why don’t Cokes tell secrets? They might crack open.
12. Why did the Coke go to the party? It heard it was going to be poppin’.
13. Why did the Coke start a band? It had the can-do spirit.
14. What is a Coke’s favorite sport? It’s always been a fan of pop fly.
15. What do you call a Coke that tells tall tales? A soda-ry teller.
16. Why did the Coke cross the road? To get to the vending machine.
17. What’s a Coke’s favorite movie? Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.
18. Why did the Coke go to the gym? It needed to work on its six-pack.
19. What do you call a Coke that goes to space? An astro-pop.
20. Why couldn’t the Coke find its way home? It lost its pop.
21. What do you call a funny Coke? A laugh-and-soda.
22. Why don’t Cokes start fights? They prefer to keep things bottled up.
23. What did the Coca-Cola can say to the Pepsi can? “You crack me up!”
24. Why did the Coke go to the concert? It heard the band had a lot of pop.
25. What do you call a scared Coke? Carbonated fright.
26. What did the Coke say to the straw? “Stop sucking up to me.”
27. Why did the Coke go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand-soda.
28. What does a can of Coke say when it retires? “I’m soda-done.”
29. Why was the Coke always late? It was soda-laid back.
30. What did the grape say to the Coke? “Stop stealing my fizz!”
31. Why couldn’t the can of Coke be quiet? It was always poppin’ off.
32. What’s a Coke’s favorite subject in school? History, because it loves pop culture.
33. What do you call a can of Coke that talks back? Sassy-fras.
34. Why did the Coke go on a diet? It was too soda-licious.
35. What do you call a fancy Coke? So-duh vine.
36. Why was the Coke in the fridge? It couldn’t handle the heat.
37. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of bread? Soda bread.
38. Why did the Coke go to the bakery? It wanted a pop tart.
39. What do you call a lost can of Coke? Miso-soda.
40. Why did the can of Coke go to therapy? It had too much internal fizzure.
41. What’s a Coke’s favorite dance move? The Pop and Lock.
42. What’s a Coke’s favorite toy? A soda yo-yo.
43. What did the Coke say to the tap water? “You’re soda flat!”
44. Why did the Coke go to the casino? It felt lucky to be on a roll.
45. What do you call a group of Cokes? A pop-ulation.
46. Why was the Coke always first? It had a lot of pop-ularity.
47. What do you call a soda that’s fallen on hard times? Soda-broke.
48. Why did the Coke go to the museum? It was interested in pop art.
49. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of music? Soda-blues.
50. Why did the Coke go to the Arctic? It wanted to meet the polar bear on the can.
51. What does a Coke do during a power outage? It lights a candle for its can-dle-lit dinner.
52. What’s a Coke’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line.
53. What do you call a Coke in a tornado? A twister pop.
54. What did the Coke say to its reflection? “I’m soda good looking!”
55. Why was the Coke scared of the ghost? It was soda-fied.
56. Why do Cokes love campfires? They enjoy the pop-corn.
57. Why did the Coke go to the disco? It had a sparkling personality.
58. What do you call a cool Coke? Soda-chill.
59. What does a Coke say at a wedding? “Pop the champagne!”
60. Why don’t Cokes like winter? They hate getting soda-cold.
61. Why did the Coke go to the theme park? It wanted to go on the roller-coaster.
62. What does a Coke say on its birthday? “Let’s have a pop-party!”
63. What did the Coke say after it made a mistake? “I soda didn’t mean to.”
64. Why was the Coke always winning? It had the right pop-titude.
65. What do you call a Coke that likes to garden? A soda-green thumb.
66. Why did the Coke take a nap? It was soda-tired.
67. What did the Coke say when it met the lemon? “You’re soda sour!”
68. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of cheese? Fizz-eta.
69. Why did the Coke get a promotion? It was pop-timal.
70. What do you call a fast Coke? A soda speedster.
71. Why did the Coke go to the mall? It wanted to shop till it pops.
72. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of pie? Popcorn pie.
73. Why did the Coke go to the zoo? It wanted to see the pop-injay.
74. What’s a Coke’s favorite day of the week? Fizz-day.
75. What do you call a sad Coke? A tear pop.
76. Why did the Coke go to the spa? It needed to relax and un-pop.
77. What did the Coke say when it saw a ghost? “You soda-frightened me!”
78. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of dog? A soda-hound.
79. Why did the Coke sign up for the marathon? It was soda-determined.
80. What do you call a Coke that tells lies? A fizz-fibber.
81. Why was the Coke a great journalist? It always had the latest pop news.
82. What did the Coke say when it got hurt? “Ouch, that soda hurts!”
83. What’s a Coke’s favorite hobby? Pop-art.
84. Why did the Coke go to the library? It loved a good pop-up book.
85. What’s a Coke’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because of the polar bear.
86. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of fish? A soda fish.
87. What do you call a Coke at the North Pole? An ice pop.
88. Why did the Coke join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the soda-light.
89. What did the Coke say at the race? “Pop and ready to go!”
90. Why was the Coke a good friend? It was always soda-portive.
91. What do you call a Coke that has finished its chores? Soda-ccomplished.
92. Why did the Coke get an award? It was outstanding in its fizz-ield.
93. What did the Coke say when it got into trouble? “I’m soda-sorry.”
94. Why did the Coke study law? It wanted to be a soda-lister.
95. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of bird? A soda-canary.
96. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of dance? The pop and bop.
97. Why did the Coke go to the movies? It heard it was a pop-ular film.
98. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of tree? A soda-pine.
99. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of bear? Polar, of course.
100. Why was the Coke a great detective? It always cracked the case.
101. What do you call a Coke that plays soccer? A soda-striker.
102. Why did the Coke become a chef? It had a pop for flavor.
103. What did the Coke say when it was tired? “I’m soda-beat.”
104. Why did the Coke go to the opera? It enjoyed a good soda-net.
105. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of flower? A pop-py.
106. Why did the Coke join the army? It wanted to be a soda-lier.
107. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of book? A soda-logy.
108. Why did the Coke get a ticket? It was soda-speeding.
109. What do you call a Coke that loves to travel? A soda-voyager.
110. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of pasta? Soda-ghetti.
111. Why was the Coke a great actor? It was a soda-perstar.
112. What did the Coke say when it was surprised? “Soda-gosh!”
113. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of animal? A soda-quatch.
114. Why did the Coke go to space? It wanted to see the Milky Way’s pop.
115. What’s a Coke’s favorite planet? Soda-turn.
116. Why did the Coke become a painter? It loved soda-colors.
117. What did the Coke say when it was sad? “I’m soda-blue.”
118. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of instrument? A soda-phone.
119. Why did the Coke join the choir? It loved to pop-sing.
120. What do you call a Coke that likes to swim? A soda-mermaid.
121. Why was the Coke a great leader? It had a clear soda-vision.
122. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of movie? A soda-drama.
123. Why did the Coke become a poet? It loved soda-verses.
124. What did the Coke say when it was scared? “I’m soda-shaken.”
125. What’s a Coke’s favorite game? Soda-ker.
126. Why did the Coke become a builder? It loved soda-structures.
127. What did the Coke say when it was bored? “I’m soda-done.”
128. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of magic? Soda-cery.
129. Why did the Coke join the orchestra? It loved to soda-play.
130. What do you call a Coke that loves to dance? A soda-twister.
131. Why was the Coke a great comedian? It was soda-hilarious.
132. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of puzzle? Soda-ku.
133. Why did the Coke become a photographer? It loved soda-frames.
134. What did the Coke say when it was excited? “I’m soda-thrilled.”
135. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of cloud? Soda-stratus.
136. Why did the Coke become a chef? It loved soda-flavors.
137. What did the Coke say when it was in love? “I’m soda-smitten.”
138. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of car? Soda-n.
139. Why did the Coke become a scientist? It loved soda-lutions.
140. What did the Coke say when it was cold? “I’m soda-chilled.”
141. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of dinosaur? Soda-saurus.
142. Why did the Coke become a teacher? It loved soda-ducation.
143. What did the Coke say when it was hot? “I’m soda-sweating.”
144. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of stone? Soda-lite.
145. Why did the Coke become a writer? It loved soda-stories.
146. What did the Coke say when it was jealous? “I’m soda-green.”
147. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of fruit? Soda-berry.
148. Why did the Coke become a philosopher? It loved soda-thoughts.
149. What did the Coke say when it was angry? “I’m soda-furious.”
150. What’s a Coke’s favorite type of joke? The one you just soda-read!