57+ cleaning jokes

  1. Why did the mop break up with the broom? It was tired of being swept off its feet!
  2. What does a broom do when it’s tired? It takes a sweep.
  3. What do you call a broom that can sing? A brush with talent.
  4. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to therapy? It had too many attachments.
  5. How do you know the washing machine is lazy? It always drops its load.
  6. What did the dustpan say to the trash can? “You’re full of it!”
  7. Why are janitors great musicians? They always sweep the scales.
  8. Why did the broom go to the doctor? It couldn’t stop sweeping.
  9. How does a mop propose to a broom? “Will you sweep with me forever?”
  10. What’s a broom’s favorite type of music? Sweep metal.
  11. Why did the sponge go to church? It wanted to be holy.
  12. Why don’t soap bottles make good friends? They’re too lathered up.
  13. Why did the vacuum get a promotion? Because it sucked up to the boss.
  14. What did the mop say to the broom? “I’ve got a handle on it!”
  15. Why was the broom late for the meeting? It over-swept.
  16. What do you call a laundry room full of bubbles? A soap opera.
  17. What’s a broom’s favorite dance move? The sweep and sway.
  18. Why was the vacuum cleaner acting crazy? It lost its filter.
  19. What’s a mop’s favorite type of music? Bucket and spill.
  20. Why was the dishwasher sad? Because it always gets loaded.
  21. Why did the washing machine stop working? It was agitated.
  22. What do you call a very clean cat? Purrr-fectly groomed.
  23. How does a broom handle stress? It brushes it off.
  24. What’s a broom’s favorite dessert? Dust cake.
  25. Why did the soap jump out of the bath? It was in a lather!
  26. Why did the detergent break up with the fabric softener? It felt watered down.
  27. What do you call a bucket that doesn’t hold water? A bucket case.
  28. Why did the feather duster apply for a job? It wanted to make a clean sweep.
  29. What do vacuum cleaners say when they greet each other? “What’s the dirt?”
  30. Why did the window cleaner break up with the mop? It found someone more transparent.
  31. Why do brooms never watch movies? They always get swept up in the drama.
  32. Why was the feather duster upset? It got brushed off.
  33. What did the mop say to the vacuum? “You suck!”
  34. What is a broom’s favorite type of car? A sweeper.
  35. Why did the dishwasher get a ticket? It was caught speeding up the rinse cycle.
  36. What did the duster say to the bookshelf? “You’re collecting too many stories!”
  37. What do you call a neat monster? The Loch Mess Monster.
  38. Why don’t sponges go out a lot? They soak up too much alcohol.
  39. Why was the broom standing up straight? It heard the dustpan was coming.
  40. What did the vacuum cleaner say to the broom? “You’re just brushing off the surface!”
  41. Why was the garbage can feeling down? It was dumped.
  42. Why do brooms always win at baseball? They have the best sweepers.
  43. What’s a broom’s favorite kind of sandwich? Sweep and sour chicken.
  44. What did the broom say when it got a new job? “I’m sweeping up the corporate ladder!”
  45. Why did the laundry detergent get arrested? It was caught in the act of money laundering.
  46. Why don’t brooms ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of getting swept away.
  47. Why did the broom go on a diet? It wanted to sweep off the pounds.
  48. Why was the washing machine feeling down? It was on spin cycle too long.
  49. What did the broom say when it retired? “I’ve had a sweeping career!”
  50. Why did the vacuum break up with the broom? It felt like their relationship was just a bunch of dust and cobwebs.
  51. Why did the broom get a time-out? It was stirring up too much dust.
  52. Why did the dustbin go to college? It wanted to clean up its act.
  53. Why did the sponge go to the party? To have a good soak!
  54. Why did the cleaning cloth go to the doctor? It had a severe case of dust allergy.
  55. What do you call a broom that can’t clean? A clean joke.
  56. What did the mop say to the broom at the dance party? “Let’s sweep them off their feet!”
  57. Why did the duster move to the city? It wanted to dust off its country roots.
  58. Why was the vacuum cleaner feeling bloated? It had a full bag.
  59. What did the carpet say to the vacuum cleaner? “Don’t get on my nerves, you sucker!”
  60. Why was the broom getting poor grades? It always swept its homework under the rug.
  61. Why did the sponge get promoted? It knew how to soak up information.
  62. Why was the washing machine making noise? It was trying to agitate its neighbors.
  63. Why did the mop go to the music concert? It heard they were playing some smooth jazz.
  64. Why was the vacuum cleaner scared? It feared being bagless.
  65. What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite drink? Suck on the beach.
  66. Why did the mop stay at home? It was too absorbed in its work.
  67. Why did the broom join the band? It heard they needed a sweeping solo.
  68. Why did the cleaning spray go to the party? It wanted to come out sparkling.
  69. What do you call a lawnmower that does cleaning? A sweep and turf.
  70. Why did the broom join the circus? It wanted to be in the spotlight.
  71. What did the vacuum cleaner say to the dust? “I’m your worst nightmare!”
  72. Why did the mop fail the test? It had a hard time soaking up information.
  73. Why did the broom get a gym membership? It wanted a clean lift.
  74. Why did the washing machine join the police force? It wanted to clean up the streets.
  75. Why did the sponge get the job? It was good at absorbing pressure.
  76. Why did the broom complain at the restaurant? It found the food too sweeping.
  77. Why was the mop always tired? It never knew when to stop cleaning.
  78. Why did the vacuum cleaner get into politics? It wanted to suck up to the powerful.
  79. Why did the feather duster join a band? It wanted to be a rock star.
  80. Why did the detergent bottle go to school? It wanted to clean up its grammar.
  81. Why did the dustpan become a detective? It wanted to sweep up the evidence.
  82. What did the broom say to the dustpan? “You’ve caught my eye!”
  83. Why did the mop go to the psychiatrist? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  84. Why was the vacuum cleaner a terrible comedian? Its jokes always sucked.
  85. Why did the mop go to the gym? It wanted to squeeze in a workout.
  86. Why did the vacuum cleaner get hired? It was perfect for cleaning up messy situations.
  87. What did the mop say to the broom on its birthday? “Have a sweeping good time!”
  88. Why did the broom join the track team? It wanted to sweep the competition.
  89. Why was the mop so good at yoga? It always knew how to balance.
  90. What do you call a sponge that tells jokes? A clean comedian.
  91. Why was the broom sent to detention? It was caught sweeping during the exam.
  92. Why was the vacuum cleaner so social? It was always looking for a bit of dirt.
  93. Why did the mop take acting classes? It wanted to clean up at the awards.
  94. What did the washing machine say to the dryer? “You always leave me spinning!”
  95. Why did the vacuum cleaner get a new job? It wanted to clean up its act.
  96. What did the feather duster say to the shelf? “You’re on my hit list!”
  97. Why was the washing machine always happy? It always had a fresh start.
  98. Why did the broom go to the comedy club? It wanted a clean laugh.
  99. Why was the mop always winning at poker? It always cleaned up.
  100. Why did the mop break up with the broom? It felt swept aside.
  101. Why was the broom always broke? It always went on a cleaning spree.
  102. Why did the sponge go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some sun.
  103. Why did the broom join a dance class? It wanted to learn how to sweep a partner off their feet.
  104. Why was the vacuum cleaner always on a diet? It couldn’t stop sucking up.
  105. Why did the broom enter a beauty pageant? It was always sweeping off its competition.
  106. What did the dust say to the vacuum cleaner? “I see you suck up to everyone!”
  107. Why did the broom get an office job? It wanted to sweep up the corporate ladder.
  108. Why did the feather duster never get promoted? It was always dusting around.
  109. Why did the vacuum cleaner get a bad review? It couldn’t handle the dirt.
  110. Why did the broom start a blog? It wanted to sweep up followers.
  111. Why did the mop get invited to the party? It knew how to clean up the dance floor.
  112. What’s a broom’s favorite kind of coffee? A clean sweep latte.
  113. Why was the mop a great basketball player? It always cleaned up the court.
  114. Why did the vacuum cleaner join the circus? It was a great juggler.
  115. What’s a broom’s favorite sport? Sweepball.
  116. Why did the broom get a job at the library? It wanted to brush up on its knowledge.
  117. Why did the mop get a job at the bakery? It wanted to clean up the dough.
  118. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to the casino? It was great at cleaning up.
  119. What do you call a clean dinosaur? A Tyrannosaurus swept.
  120. Why did the broom visit the psychologist? It had sweeping generalizations.
  121. Why was the mop considered the best at the office? It always mopped up the competition.
  122. Why did the broom join the chess club? It wanted to brush up on its strategy.
  123. Why was the broom a great writer? It had sweeping narratives.
  124. Why did the mop start a band? It wanted to make a clean hit.
  125. What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite type of exercise? Suck-ups.
  126. Why did the mop get a job at the spa? It was great at giving clean massages.
  127. Why did the broom go to the art class? It wanted to brush up on its skills.
  128. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to the bakery? It heard there was a lot of dough to clean up.
  129. Why did the mop join a dating site? It was looking for a clean sweep.
  130. What’s a broom’s favorite TV show? The sweeping dead.
  131. Why was the mop great at yoga? It could handle a lot of stress.
  132. Why did the broom join a fitness class? It wanted a sweeping transformation.
  133. Why did the vacuum cleaner start a podcast? It was great at sucking up information.
  134. What’s a mop’s favorite type of dance? The clean and jerk.
  135. Why was the broom considered a hero? It always saved the day by a clean sweep.
  136. Why was the vacuum cleaner popular at parties? It was great at breaking the ice.
  137. What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner at the race? “You can’t sweep this!”
  138. Why did the broom start a bakery? It wanted to sweep up the dough.
  139. Why did the mop join the soccer team? It wanted to clean sweep the field.
  140. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to the park? It wanted to suck up some fresh air.
  141. Why did the broom join a gardening club? It wanted to brush up on its planting skills.
  142. Why was the mop good at playing video games? It always cleaned up the levels.
  143. Why was the broom always single? It couldn’t handle being swept off its feet.
  144. Why did the broom start a fashion blog? It wanted to sweep up the trends.
  145. Why did the mop join the boxing team? It always had a clean hit.
  146. Why did the broom start a travel blog? It wanted to sweep around the world.
  147. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to the beach? It wanted to suck up some sea air.
  148. Why did the broom join a cooking class? It wanted to sweep up some recipes.
  149. Why did the mop join the swimming team? It loved to make a clean splash.
  150. Why did the vacuum cleaner go to a music concert? It heard the band was going to suck.

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