150 chiropractor jokes

  1. Why don’t chiropractors ever play hide and seek? They always know the crack spots.
  2. Why was the chiropractor good at baseball? Because he always had a good adjustment.
  3. Why was the chiropractor never lonely? Because he always had a few backs to crack.
  4. Why was the chiropractor so popular? Because he knew how to crack people up.
  5. Why do chiropractors love gardening? Because they’re good at weeding out the root of the problem.
  6. Why was the chiropractor a bad dancer? He kept trying to pop and lock the wrong way.
  7. Why was the skeleton afraid of the chiropractor? Because he heard they’re spine-tingling.
  8. Why was the chiropractor an amazing artist? Because he could always straighten things out.
  9. Why do chiropractors hate arguing? Because they don’t want to go back and forth.
  10. Why was the chiropractor always calm? Because he knew how to keep his spine in check.
  11. Why was the chiropractor bad at making sandwiches? Because they always felt the need to adjust the layers.
  12. Why don’t chiropractors go to casinos? Too much bending and no correcting.
  13. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite instrument? The spine-tar.
  14. Why did the chiropractor start a band? He heard it was all about the bass (base).
  15. Why do chiropractors make great detectives? They always get to the bottom (vertebrae) of things.
  16. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play poker? He was tired of dealing with bad hands.
  17. Why did the book visit the chiropractor? It had a twisted spine.
  18. Why did the chiropractor break up with his girlfriend? She had too many hang-ups.
  19. Why did the scarecrow become a chiropractor? He was outstanding in his field.
  20. Why don’t chiropractors get lost? They always know the way back.
  21. What do you call a chiropractor in space? An astrocracker.
  22. Why did the belt go to the chiropractor? It had a slipped disc.
  23. Why did the chiropractor become a baseball coach? He knows the crack of the bat.
  24. Why do chiropractors have many friends? Because they always have your back.
  25. Why did the bank hire a chiropractor? To straighten out their balance.
  26. Why don’t chiropractors play football? They worry too much about getting out of alignment.
  27. Why are chiropractors great sailors? They’re good with knots.
  28. Why did the chiropractor go to the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough.
  29. Why are chiropractors good at chess? They always check their mates.
  30. Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For cracking too many cases.
  31. Why did the chiropractor quit his job? He was tired of the daily grind.
  32. Why did the chair see a chiropractor? It had a bad back.
  33. Why are chiropractors never broke? They always have cents (sense) of the spine.
  34. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite song? “Back in Black.”
  35. Why don’t chiropractors like junk food? It’s all about alignment, not a line of mints.
  36. Why did the chiropractor become a road worker? He was good at fixing cracks.
  37. Why was the chiropractor a bad golfer? He was always worried about the backswing.
  38. Why are chiropractors good programmers? They’re used to debugging (de-backing).
  39. Why was the chiropractor at the orchestra? To tune the bass (base).
  40. Why did the coffee go to the chiropractor? It got pressed too much.
  41. Why did the chiropractor break up with the acupuncturist? Too many pointed comments.
  42. Why don’t chiropractors watch thrillers? Too many spine-chilling moments.
  43. Why was the chiropractor great at yoga? He had perfect alignment.
  44. Why was the chiropractor so good at limbo? He knew how to get low-back.
  45. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite book? “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Torsos.”
  46. Why do chiropractors make poor secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
  47. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite food? Spine-apples.
  48. Why was the chiropractor good at poker? He always had a straight back.
  49. Why are chiropractors never confused? They always get straight to the point.
  50. Why don’t chiropractors make good lawyers? They can’t handle the suits.
  51. Why did the spine go to the party with the chiropractor? It had no body to go with.
  52. Why are chiropractors bad at hide and seek? They always crack under pressure.
  53. Why did the chiropractor go to the beach? To adjust the tide.
  54. Why did the chiropractor become a bartender? He was good at fixing stiff drinks.
  55. What’s a chiropractor’s favorite exercise? The spine press.
  56. Why don’t chiropractors play rugby? They’re afraid of getting a scrum neck.
  57. Why did the chiropractor go to the forest? He heard the trees had fallen out of line.
  58. Why did the chiropractor start a bakery? He’s great at kneading.
  59. Why don’t chiropractors like escalators? They’re always going up or down, never straight.
  60. Why was the chiropractor good at playing the cello? It’s all about the correct posture.
  61. Why did the chiropractor become a travel agent? He wanted to help people with their trips.
  62. Why don’t chiropractors need GPS? They always follow their pathologies.
  63. Why do chiropractors make terrible novelists? They can’t stop fixing the plot twists.
  64. Why did the can opener visit the chiropractor? It had a metal back.
  65. Why did the chiropractor become a tailor? He was good at fixing slouched postures.
  66. Why was the chiropractor bad at basketball? He couldn’t handle the pressure points.
  67. Why did the laptop go to the chiropractor? It had a bad keyboard slouch.
  68. Why did the chiropractor go to the desert? To correct the sand dunes.
  69. Why did the chiropractor become a gardener? He was good at straightening the plants.
  70. What do you call a clumsy chiropractor? A crack-up.
  71. Why did the chiropractor go to the circus? He wanted to work on some clowns’ funny bones.
  72. Why did the mirror go to the chiropractor? It had a distorted reflection.
  73. Why do chiropractors love their job? Because they get paid to crack people up.
  74. Why are chiropractors like disc jockeys? They both love spinning.
  75. Why don’t chiropractors play darts? They don’t like throwing things out of alignment.
  76. Why did the chiropractor visit the fruit stand? To adjust the pine-apple’s spine.
  77. Why don’t chiropractors drink coffee? It hunches their backs.
  78. Why did the chiropractor become a mechanic? He was good at alignments.
  79. Why don’t chiropractors like roller coasters? Too many ups and downs.
  80. Why did the Eiffel Tower visit the chiropractor? It had a steelbackache.
  81. Why don’t chiropractors play video games? They’re against bad postures.
  82. Why did the chiropractor start a winery? He wanted to work on some crushed grapes.
  83. Why are chiropractors like maestros? They both deal with lots of movements.
  84. Why don’t chiropractors like to fish? Too much reel-ing and not enough healing.
  85. Why was the chiropractor bad at chess? He was always stuck on the back row.
  86. Why did the chiropractor get a job at the library? He wanted to straighten out the books.
  87. Why did the chiropractor become a hairdresser? He wanted to work on some twisted hairs.
  88. Why did the pasta go to the chiropractor? It had a twisted noodle.
  89. Why was the chiropractor bad at pool? He kept trying to align the balls.
  90. Why was the chiropractor a bad comedian? He couldn’t stop cracking himself up.
  91. Why did the chiropractor become a DJ? He knew how to get joints jumping.
  92. Why did the shark visit the chiropractor? It had a crick in its fin.
  93. Why did the chiropractor become a computer technician? He was good at correcting errors.
  94. Why did the chiropractor visit the arctic? He heard about the polar (vertebral) shift.
  95. Why did the car visit the chiropractor? It had a bad alignment.
  96. Why did the chiropractor become a baker? He was good at straightening dough.
  97. Why did the shoe visit the chiropractor? It had a bent sole.
  98. Why did the chiropractor become a carpenter? He was good at nailing the problem.
  99. Why did the clock visit the chiropractor? It was always feeling wound up.
  100. Why don’t chiropractors like playing cards? They always worry about a bad shuffle.
  101. Why don’t chiropractors play soccer? They’re always worried about getting out of alignment.
  102. Why did the chiropractor love geometry? He knew all about angles.
  103. Why did the chiropractor love Halloween? He could scare the spine out of you.
  104. Why was the chiropractor a good driver? He was always in the right alignment.
  105. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play Tetris? It was all about putting things out of line.
  106. Why did the iPhone visit the chiropractor? It had a bad case.
  107. Why did the magician visit the chiropractor? He had a few tricks up his spine.
  108. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play Jenga? He didn’t want to mess up the alignment.
  109. Why did the ladder visit the chiropractor? It was leaning too much.
  110. Why was the chiropractor a bad architect? He was always cracking foundations.
  111. Why don’t chiropractors need mirrors? They always reflect on their own posture.
  112. Why did the chiropractor fail as a poet? He couldn’t find a rhyme for vertebrae.
  113. Why did the sunflower visit the chiropractor? It had a bent stem.
  114. Why did the chiropractor love yoga? It was all about the perfect pose.
  115. Why did the chiropractor fail as a mathematician? He could only count up to C7.
  116. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play dominoes? He was afraid of the domino effect.
  117. Why did the chiropractor love the circus? He was all about the balancing act.
  118. Why did the spoon visit the chiropractor? It was feeling a little bent.
  119. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play basketball? He was afraid of the pivot moves.
  120. Why did the eagle visit the chiropractor? It had a crick in its wing.
  121. Why did the tree visit the chiropractor? It had a twisted trunk.
  122. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play Scrabble? He was always looking for the right alignment.
  123. Why did the chiropractor visit the zoo? He heard the giraffe had a stiff neck.
  124. Why did the soda can visit the chiropractor? It was feeling a little crushed.
  125. Why did the chiropractor love music? He knew all about the right tone (bone).
  126. Why was the chiropractor a bad teacher? He couldn’t stop talking about back-to-school.
  127. Why did the chiropractor visit the forest? He wanted to align the trees.
  128. Why did the robot visit the chiropractor? It had a stiff joint.
  129. Why did the pencil visit the chiropractor? It had a bad lead.
  130. Why did the chiropractor become a juggler? He loved handling multiple spheres (spheras).
  131. Why did the snowman visit the chiropractor? He had a crick in his carrot.
  132. Why was the chiropractor a bad gardener? He kept trying to straighten the vines.
  133. Why was the chiropractor a bad singer? He always cracked at the high notes.
  134. Why did the bird visit the chiropractor? It had a wing out of alignment.
  135. Why did the giraffe visit the chiropractor? It was tired of looking down on everyone.
  136. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play Monopoly? He didn’t want to go around in circles.
  137. Why did the mattress visit the chiropractor? It had a spring in its back.
  138. Why was the chiropractor a bad painter? He was always looking for the right angle.
  139. Why did the astronaut visit the chiropractor? He had a stellar crick in his back.
  140. Why did the chiropractor love cooking? He loved getting the right mix.
  141. Why did the door visit the chiropractor? It had a creak in its hinge.
  142. Why did the chiropractor become a jeweler? He knew all about carats and clarity.
  143. Why did the snail visit the chiropractor? It had a shell out of alignment.
  144. Why did the chiropractor refuse to play darts? He didn’t want to throw out his arm.
  145. Why did the sailboat visit the chiropractor? It had a knot in its sail.
  146. Why did the chiropractor fail as a weatherman? He was always predicting cold fronts (and backs).
  147. Why did the broom visit the chiropractor? It had a stiff bristle.
  148. Why was the chiropractor a bad quarterback? He always threw out his back.
  149. Why did the chiropractor become a philosopher? He wanted to straighten out ideas.
  150. Why did the chiropractor love puzzles? They were all about the right fit.

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