57+ chipmunk jokes

  1. Why don’t chipmunks wear glasses? Because they have perfect nuts-and-bolts vision!
  2. How do chipmunks like their pizza? Acorn-y crust!
  3. Why did the chipmunk take a nap? Because it was exhaust-nut!
  4. Why don’t chipmunks play hide and seek? They always squeak when they’re hiding!
  5. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite band? The Alvin Brothers!
  6. What did the chipmunk say to the tree? Nice barking up at you!
  7. Why did the chipmunk get a job? Because it wanted to be in-de-paws-dent!
  8. How do chipmunks prepare for a race? They go nuts about it!
  9. Why don’t chipmunks use cellphones? They prefer using their bush telegraph!
  10. Why do chipmunks make terrible secret agents? They can’t hide their cache!
  11. What do you call a chipmunk that can sing? A chipmonk!
  12. How do chipmunks fix their homes? With nut and bolts!
  13. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite exercise? The log lift!
  14. Why was the chipmunk a good baseball player? It had a great swing in the trees!
  15. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beet!
  16. Why did the chipmunk cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  17. What do chipmunks say before dinner? Let’s dig in!
  18. Why do chipmunks like computer games? Because they can log in!
  19. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite dance move? The squirrel-ette!
  20. How do chipmunks celebrate their birthdays? They throw a party and go nuts!
  21. Why did the chipmunk like the computer? It liked the mouse!
  22. What do you call a chipmunk that can’t make up its mind? An indeci-squirrel!
  23. Why are chipmunks good at math? They’re good at crunching numbers!
  24. Why did the chipmunk never lose at chess? It was always a few moves a-head!
  25. Why do chipmunks never forget anything? Because they cache all their memories!
  26. Why did the chipmunk break up with its girlfriend? She was driving him nuts!
  27. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite book? The Nutcracker!
  28. Why did the chipmunk sit on the clock? It wanted to be on tree time!
  29. Why are chipmunks terrible liars? You can always hear the truth in their squeak!
  30. How does a chipmunk get around the forest? It uses the tree-m!
  31. Why do chipmunks make great detectives? They always find their acorns!
  32. What do chipmunks use to fix anything? Duct tape and nuts!
  33. Why did the chipmunk visit the dentist? It had an ache-corn!
  34. How do chipmunks say goodbye? “See you nut time!”
  35. Why do chipmunks make great comedians? Because their jokes are cracking!
  36. Why did the chipmunk carry an umbrella? For drizzling acorns!
  37. Why did the chipmunk join the circus? It was a natural on the trapeze!
  38. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite piece of furniture? The nutcracker!
  39. Why are chipmunks always prepared for winter? They’re natural preppers!
  40. How do chipmunks like their coffee? A-corn-ucopia of cream!
  41. Why did the chipmunk call the plumber? Its pipes were clogged with nuts!
  42. What do chipmunks wear to weddings? Tux-nuts and tails!
  43. Why do chipmunks hate fast food? They can’t ketchup!
  44. How do chipmunks like their sandwiches? Nutty, of course!
  45. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite superhero? Acorn-man!
  46. Why do chipmunks love to dance? They’ve got the jitter-bug!
  47. How do chipmunks keep their fur so smooth? Nut oil, of course!
  48. Why did the chipmunk take its friend to the hospital? He cracked his nut!
  49. What do chipmunks use to take notes? Nut-books!
  50. Why was the chipmunk kicked out of the library? It wouldn’t stop chattering!
  51. Why do chipmunks always win at poker? They always have an ace up their sleeve!
  52. Why did the chipmunk get a ticket? For speeding on the tree-m!
  53. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline!
  54. Why don’t chipmunks like airplanes? They prefer to stick to the branches!
  55. How do chipmunks get to the top of a tree? They take the bark-way!
  56. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite type of math? Geometry – they love circles (nuts)!
  57. What do chipmunks like to watch on TV? Nut-flix!
  58. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite salad? The one with lots of crunch!
  59. Why don’t chipmunks like swimming? They prefer to stick to the trees!
  60. How do chipmunks ask for a date? “I’m nuts about you, can we go out?”
  61. Why don’t chipmunks play football? They’re afraid of the tackle-berry!
  62. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Windfall”!
  63. Why do chipmunks hate the sauna? Too much steam ruins their fur!
  64. How do chipmunks like their eggs? Nutty-side up!
  65. What do chipmunks use to cut wood? A saw-nut!
  66. Why did the chipmunk visit the psychologist? It was feeling a bit nutty!
  67. What do chipmunks use to light their homes? Fire-flies!
  68. Why did the chipmunk bring a map to the forest? It didn’t want to miss a tree!
  69. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite drink? Root beer!
  70. How do chipmunks plan a trip? They log every detail!
  71. Why are chipmunks great story tellers? They know how to capture an audience!
  72. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite sport? Basket-nut-ball!
  73. Why did the chipmunk go to school? To improve its grammar – it kept saying “I am nut going”!
  74. How do chipmunks get high scores in video games? They always find the cheat nuts!
  75. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite vegetable? Corn on the cob-nut!
  76. How do chipmunks greet each other? “Nice to nut you!”
  77. Why did the chipmunk get an award? It was out-standing in its field!
  78. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite game? Hide and go squeak!
  79. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite type of art? Tree-tych paintings!
  80. What do chipmunks put on their pancakes? Maple squeak-rup!
  81. How does a chipmunk apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be so nutty!”
  82. Why are chipmunks good investors? They always keep a stash for a rainy day!
  83. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite pastime? Nut-boarding!
  84. Why did the chipmunk break its tooth? It bit into a hard nut!
  85. Why did the chipmunk get a timeout? It was making a racket!
  86. What do chipmunks eat for breakfast? Crunchy nut cereal!
  87. Why did the chipmunk get a sunburn? It forgot its sun-nut lotion!
  88. How do chipmunks handle disagreements? They talk it out over a nut!
  89. Why was the chipmunk late for dinner? It lost track of tree time!
  90. How do chipmunks cheer up their friends? They tell them to be a little squirrelly!
  91. Why are chipmunks good at yoga? They’re naturally flexible!
  92. How do chipmunks clean their homes? They use a broom-nut!
  93. Why do chipmunks never feel lonely? They always have their buddies in the bushes!
  94. How do chipmunks get a good deal? They always bargain for nuts!
  95. Why don’t chipmunks have a lot of furniture? They prefer to keep things light!
  96. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite dessert? Nutty-buddy pie!
  97. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite style of music? Anything with a good beat!
  98. How do chipmunks like their tea? Nutty and sweet!
  99. What do chipmunks say when they make a mistake? “Oh nuts!”
  100. Why did the chipmunk get lost? It took a wrong turn at the oak tree!
  101. Why did the chipmunk join the gym? It wanted to work on its core!
  102. Why was the chipmunk a good musician? It always played by ear!
  103. What do chipmunks love about rainy days? The sound of pitter-patter on the leaves!
  104. Why do chipmunks hate gossip? They can’t stand squirrel chatter!
  105. How do chipmunks prepare for an exam? They cram all night!
  106. Why did the chipmunk go to the beach? It needed a sand-wich!
  107. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite game show? Wheel of Fort-nut!
  108. How do chipmunks catch a ride? They wait for a rolling acorn!
  109. What do chipmunks wear to go swimming? A nut-kini!
  110. How do chipmunks tackle a big project? One nut at a time!
  111. Why are chipmunks good at multi-tasking? They’re always juggling nuts!
  112. Why don’t chipmunks like to dance ballet? They prefer to hip-hop!
  113. Why did the chipmunk get a tutor? It was having trouble with algebra-nut!
  114. Why do chipmunks prefer autumn? They love the fall of acorns!
  115. How do chipmunks deal with obstacles? They just breeze through them!
  116. Why are chipmunks good at chess? They always plan a few moves a-tree!
  117. How do chipmunks remember their chores? They keep a checklist-nut!
  118. Why did the chipmunk go to the party? It heard there was going to be a shell of a time!
  119. Why did the chipmunk go to the tailor? It needed to fix a hole in its pocket!
  120. Why was the chipmunk a good drummer? It was always on beat!
  121. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite car? An acorn-mobile!
  122. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite subject in school? History – they love to learn about their roots!
  123. Why did the chipmunk like astronomy? It loved the star-nuts!
  124. How do chipmunks solve puzzles? One piece at a time!
  125. Why are chipmunks great artists? They love to draw naturescapes!
  126. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite bedtime story? The Three Little Pignuts!
  127. How do chipmunks like their popcorn? Extra crispy!
  128. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite day of the week? Sun-nut-day!
  129. Why are chipmunks good at trivia? They know a lot about everything!
  130. How do chipmunks make decisions? They weigh the pros and cons!
  131. Why did the chipmunk go to the opera? It wanted to hear the high notes!
  132. What do chipmunks bring to a potluck? Nut salad!
  133. Why did the chipmunk go to the bakery? It heard there were fresh buns!
  134. How do chipmunks like their potatoes? Mashed, with a dash of acorn!
  135. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite board game? Nut-opoly!
  136. How do chipmunks keep track of their savings? They use a nut-count!
  137. Why did the chipmunk join a band? It was a natural on the drums!
  138. Why did the chipmunk get a massage? It had a knot in its back!
  139. How do chipmunks manage their time? They use a tree-minder!
  140. What’s a chipmunk’s favorite city? Nut York City!
  141. Why did the chipmunk become a writer? It had a lot of tales to tell!
  142. Why are chipmunks good at debates? They always have a strong point!

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