150 cereal jokes

  1. What does a cereal use when it gets hot? A bran fan.
  2. Why do cereals never play hide and seek? Because they always crackle and pop.
  3. Why did the bowl break up with the cereal? It said it needed more space.
  4. What’s a cereal’s favorite musical note? B-flat, because it’s after A-grain.
  5. What’s a cereal’s favorite movie? “Breakfast at Tiff-a-ny’s.”
  6. Why don’t cereals get sunburnt? They always wear their sun-grains.
  7. Why did the cereal go to the dentist? It had a frosted flake.
  8. How does cereal get ready for a party? It puts on its dancing flutes.
  9. Why don’t cereals like to tell secrets? Because the milk might spill.
  10. What did the cereal say when it won the race? I’m flake-nomenal!
  11. What’s a cereal’s favorite game? Bowl-ing.
  12. What kind of magic do cereals use? Cere-alchemy.
  13. Why did the cereal get a promotion? It was outstanding in its field.
  14. How does a cereal apologize? It says, “I’m so-soggy.”
  15. Why did the cereal win an award? It was simply un-beatable.
  16. How do cereals pay for their shopping? They always have exact oats.
  17. Why did the Cheerio go to school? To become a Smart Bran.
  18. Why did the cereal go to therapy? It had too many bran issues.
  19. What’s a cereal’s favorite place to visit? Grain Canyon.
  20. What’s a cereal’s favorite dance? The Raisin Bran Ballet.
  21. Why do cereals never show up late? They are always in a-rush.
  22. Why did the cereal get a parking ticket? It was in a no-bowl zone.
  23. What’s a cereal’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones.
  24. Why do cereals hate winter? They always get frost bites.
  25. What is a cereal’s favorite book? “Great Expectations” by Charles Wholegrain.
  26. Why did the cornflake turn red? Because it saw the milk shake.
  27. What’s a cereal’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about the angles.
  28. What do cereals call their grandparents? Gran-ola.
  29. Why do cereals love fashion? They are all about the bran-ds.
  30. Why did the cereal break up with milk? It was lactose intolerant.
  31. Why don’t cereals ever get lost? They always follow the grainbow.
  32. What’s a cereal’s favorite superhero? Captain Ameri-crunch.
  33. How do cereals stay in touch? They use instant mess-grain-ger.
  34. What’s a cereal’s favorite city? Milkwaukee.
  35. Why did the cereal go to the party? It heard there was going to be a toast.
  36. Why do cereals love vacations? They love to sun-bathe in the grainshine.
  37. What’s a cereal’s favorite hobby? Going to the bran-d new movies.
  38. Why did the cereal get sent to the principal’s office? It was cereal-ously naughty.
  39. What’s a cereal’s favorite fruit? A banana, because it always has appeal.
  40. How do cereals deal with tough situations? They never sweat, they just get a little soggy.
  41. What’s a cereal’s favorite sport? Basket-bowl.
  42. Why was the cereal feeling blue? It was feeling a bit flaky.
  43. Why do cereals never lie? They always keep it whole grain.
  44. How do cereals start their letters? “Grainings.”
  45. Why do cereals love music? They can’t resist a good jam.
  46. How does a cereal show its love? It says, “I’m bowl over heels for you.”
  47. Why are cereals the best comedians? They always know how to crack a yolk.
  48. How do cereals end their prayers? “A-grain.”
  49. Why do cereals never go out of fashion? They are always cereal-ously stylish.
  50. Why do cereals make the best detectives? They always get to the bottom of the bowl.
  51. What’s a cereal’s favorite subject? His-story, they love to learn about their grains.
  52. How do cereals handle bad news? They just roll with it.
  53. Why do cereals never give up? They believe in the power of the grain.
  54. Why was the cereal box transparent? So you could see it was nothing to hide.
  55. What’s a cereal’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
  56. What’s a cereal’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Lamps.
  57. What did the cereal say to its date? “I feel we have a strong con-flake-tion.”
  58. How does a cereal make an important decision? It weighs the pros and the cons-olives.
  59. Why do cereals hate rush hour? They don’t like traffic jams.
  60. Why don’t cereals ever get stressed? They know how to bowl with the punches.
  61. How do cereals travel? They use public transp-oat-tation.
  62. What’s a cereal’s favorite holiday? Thanks-grain-ing.
  63. Why did the cereal go to jail? It was caught cereal-ously misbehaving.
  64. Why do cereals hate exams? They’re afraid they’ll flake out.
  65. What’s a cereal’s favorite music genre? Pop, they love the crackle.
  66. How do cereals like their coffee? With cream and sugar oats.
  67. Why was the cereal feeling down? It was having a mid-bowl crisis.
  68. Why did the cereal go to the gym? To stay in flake-tastic shape.
  69. What’s a cereal’s favorite joke? Corny ones.
  70. How do cereals like their toast? Grainy.
  71. Why did the cereal join the navy? To become a cereal killer.
  72. Why don’t cereals use elevators? They’re afraid they might crack under pressure.
  73. How do cereals prefer their eggs? Sunnyside up, to match their sunny disposition.
  74. Why did the cereal go to the concert? It wanted to see the band perform live oats.
  75. What’s a cereal’s favorite time of the day? Break-fast.
  76. How do cereals beat the heat? They take a cereal dip.
  77. What’s a cereal’s favorite instrument? The flute.
  78. Why did the cereal go to school? It wanted to become a cereal scholar.
  79. What’s a cereal’s favorite shape? A circle, because it’s bowl-erful.
  80. Why did the cereal go to the art gallery? It loved grainy art.
  81. Why don’t cereals like rollercoasters? They’re afraid they might lose their crunch.
  82. Why did the cereal get a job? It wanted to earn its grain.
  83. How do cereals relax? They take a bubble bath in the milk.
  84. Why did the cereal go to the bank? It needed to cash its grain checks.
  85. How do cereals travel long distances? They cereal-lize.
  86. What’s a cereal’s favorite planet? Mars, because it’s red like a strawberry.
  87. Why did the cereal join the army? It wanted to serve its bowl.
  88. How does a cereal get a job? It a-pplies.
  89. Why did the cereal go to the spa? It wanted to feel grain-d new.
  90. Why did the cereal write a book? It wanted to share its life experiences.
  91. Why did the cereal break its diet? It couldn’t resist the cookies.
  92. What’s a cereal’s favorite type of car? A Mini Wheats Cooper.
  93. Why don’t cereals like lazy afternoons? They’re afraid they’ll get too soggy.
  94. Why did the cereal go to the park? It wanted to swing on the cereal bars.
  95. Why did the cereal start a band? It wanted to make some noise.
  96. What’s a cereal’s favorite workout? The cereal crunch.
  97. How does a cereal get over a breakup? It soaks in milk.
  98. Why did the cereal become a teacher? It wanted to spread the grain of knowledge.
  99. How do cereals stay healthy? They take vitamin C(ereal).
  100. Why did the cereal move to the city? It wanted a taste of the fast life.
  101. What’s a cereal’s favorite TV show? “Game of Scones.”
  102. How do cereals send secret messages? They use cere-alphabet.
  103. Why don’t cereals like to be in the spotlight? They don’t want to become toast.
  104. How do cereals get ready for a marathon? They carb load.
  105. Why did the cereal get in trouble at school? It was caught cere-ally doodling.
  106. How do cereals get their news? They read the Daily Grain.
  107. Why do cereals love the zoo? They’re fascinated by the gran-imals.
  108. Why don’t cereals like horror movies? They’re afraid they’ll become pop-corn.
  109. How do cereals celebrate birthdays? They throw a cereal party.
  110. Why did the cereal become a detective? It was great at cereal-solving mysteries.
  111. How does a cereal say goodbye? It waves its spoon.
  112. Why don’t cereals like being in the fridge? They’re afraid they’ll get a cold.
  113. What’s a cereal’s favorite social media platform? Insta-grain.
  114. Why did the cereal get a job at the bakery? It loved the smell of fresh buns.
  115. How does a cereal keep its shape? It does a lot of crunches.
  116. Why did the cereal become a gardener? It loved working with plants.
  117. How does a cereal say “thank you?” It says, “Grain-cias.”
  118. Why did the cereal go to the dance? It wanted to do the cha-cha-cereal.
  119. How do cereals start their day? They meditate to stay cereal-ene.
  120. Why did the cereal go to the opera? It wanted to see “Cereal-nome.”
  121. How do cereals show their affection? They give grain hugs.
  122. Why did the cereal go to the fashion show? It wanted to see the latest bowl-trends.
  123. How does a cereal express surprise? It says, “Cereal-iously?”
  124. Why don’t cereals like arguments? They prefer peace and quiet.
  125. What’s a cereal’s favorite weather? Sleet, it reminds them of powdered sugar.
  126. How do cereals travel around the world? They use Google Oats.
  127. Why did the cereal get a library card? It loved reading grain-olas.
  128. How do cereals entertain guests? They tell corny jokes.
  129. Why did the cereal become an astronaut? It wanted to reach for the grains.
  130. How do cereals get to sleep? They count sheep or maybe grain of rice.
  131. Why did the cereal get a dog? It wanted a grain Dane.
  132. How do cereals recover from a sickness? They have a bowl of chicken soup.
  133. Why did the cereal become a rapper? It was good at spitting bars.
  134. How do cereals apologize? They say, “I’m so cereal-ously sorry.”
  135. Why did the cereal get glasses? It was having trouble seeing the spoon.
  136. How do cereals show they’re interested? They lean in to catch every grain of conversation.
  137. Why did the cereal get a tattoo? It wanted to be a cereal badass.
  138. How do cereals flirt? They say, “Are you a spoon? Because I can’t wait to dive into you.”
  139. Why did the cereal become a doctor? It wanted to cereal-ve mankind.
  140. How do cereals spend their weekends? They go for long drives in their grain-ger rover.
  141. Why did the cereal join a debate team? It loved grainy arguments.
  142. How do cereals stay in touch with their friends? They send cereal letters.
  143. Why did the cereal become a chef? It wanted to cook up some grain ideas.
  144. How do cereals learn new things? They read a lot of books.
  145. Why did the cereal become a film director? It loved the sound of “grainy-take!”
  146. How do cereals pay their bills? They use online bank-grain.
  147. Why did the cereal become a poet? It was good at rhyme and reason.
  148. How do cereals celebrate their success? They throw a grain fiesta.
  149. Why did the cereal become a monk? It wanted to attain grainlightenment.
  150. How do cereals say “goodnight”? They say, “Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.”

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