57+ celery puns

  1. I’m feeling stalkish today.
  2. Don’t be so green with envy, it’s uncelery.
  3. I hope you’re stalked up with plenty of laughter.
  4. Can I celery you a joke?
  5. I’ve got a lot on my plate, but lettuce start with celery.
  6. Stalk about a healthy snack!
  7. If celery were a singer, it’d be Elvis Parsley.
  8. Let’s make like celery and leaf this place.
  9. I’m not a fan of celery, it’s a stalk contrast to my tastes.
  10. Some like it raw, others prefer it de-stalked.
  11. It’s not easy being green, just ask a celery stick.
  12. The celery was a notable stalkbroker on Wall Street.
  13. Stalkingly fresh!
  14. Lettuce talk more about celery.
  15. You’re in a pickle, let celery come to your rescue.
  16. Don’t you find my celery jokes rib-tickling?
  17. Celery: the root of all health.
  18. I celery-ously can’t stop with these puns.
  19. Was that a celery you just ate or are you just happy to see me?
  20. Oh celery, my celery!
  21. Celery is good for you, stalk about a health benefit!
  22. That’s quite a stalky attitude you have.
  23. Celery is always on the stalk market.
  24. When celery needs advice, it turns to a stalkologist.
  25. I stalked you on Instagram, I liked your celery pics.
  26. In the land of vegetables, the celery is a stalk-raving mad king.
  27. The celery felt uprooted after the salad toss.
  28. I’m no dietitian, but celery is stalk-full of benefits.
  29. Did you hear about the celery who ran for mayor? He promised to stalk crime!
  30. The celery asked his date, “Romaine here, or shall we leaf?”
  31. This celery joke is stalked up with humor.
  32. I’m all about that base, no treble – just like celery.
  33. What do you call a flirty celery? A stalk-tease.
  34. Stalk it to me!
  35. Even when I’m in a pickle, celery gives me peace of mind.
  36. Are you going to the stalk exchange today?
  37. “Stalk is cheap,” said the celery.
  38. Some see a celery stalk, I see a vessel for peanut butter.
  39. I celery-brate you and your jokes!
  40. I stalked my crush on Facebook, only to find out she likes celery more than me.
  41. The world’s first celery was a stalk-raving genius.
  42. “Don’t stalk to me,” said the offended celery.
  43. If vegetables had a social network, would it be called Stalkbook?
  44. Always take life with a grain of salt… and a stalk of celery.
  45. That was a stalk-tacular performance by the celery.
  46. The celery looked into the mirror and said, “I’m stalk and handsome.”
  47. The celery called a meeting to address the stalk market crash.
  48. If a celery joined the military, it would be a stalk-trooper.
  49. When the celery lost its job, it had to file for stalk benefits.
  50. Celery isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it’s my stalk of coffee.
  51. The celery was a real stalk-throb in the vegetable kingdom.
  52. “I can’t stalk about it anymore,” sighed the celery.
  53. Have you heard about the new book? “The Stalk-ing Dead” – it’s celery-ously scary!
  54. When the celery went to the disco, it had some stalk moves.
  55. That celery is really in stalk with its health.
  56. I’m not stalking you, I’m just celery-ous.
  57. Let’s take a moment to celery-brate good times.
  58. You’re celery-tainly a funny one.
  59. The crime investigator found some celery-tial evidence.
  60. The celery said, “I’m feeling a bit stalk-ish today.”
  61. You’re trying to stalk your way out of this, aren’t you?
  62. Do you come with celery or do I have to stalk you myself?
  63. “I’m stalked,” said the marooned celery.
  64. Are you a celery because you stalk my dreams.
  65. A little bird told me you were stalk-ing me.
  66. The celery was in a real pickle, it was a stalk situation.
  67. Celery-ous times call for celery-ous measures.
  68. Life without you is un-celery.
  69. “You stalk too much,” said the cucumber to the celery.
  70. I’m not a stalker, I just got a celery obsession.
  71. Celery-ously, don’t you have anything else to do?
  72. You’re as cool as a celery.
  73. I just stalked into a door while thinking about celery.
  74. Celery might not have much taste, but it’s stalked full of puns.
  75. The celery said, “Stalk to my agent.”
  76. When it comes to you, I can’t celery my emotions.
  77. The celery always stalks about its fiber content.
  78. Celery to the world, we’ve found the best puns!
  79. Don’t stalk and drive, it’s dangerous!
  80. The celery got into trouble and had to hire a stalk-licitor.
  81. The celery stalked the fridge looking for a midnight snack.
  82. “I’m feeling a bit stalkward,” said the celery at the party.
  83. The celery turned to stand-up comedy, his jokes were stalk-omical.
  84. The celery asked the beet, “Are you stalk-ing me?”
  85. When a celery breaks a law, it has to face the stalktions.
  86. “I’m feeling stalk, might delete later,” posted the celery.
  87. Do you know celery’s favorite game? Stalk and Ladders.
  88. The celery is a classic case of stalkholm syndrome.
  89. The celery got married, it was a stalk-tacular event.
  90. The celery is feeling down, it needs a stalk to its friends.
  91. I’m not a stockbroker, but I can give you some celery advice.
  92. I had a dream where I was a celery. Talk about a stalkmare!
  93. Celery: It’s stalk of the town!
  94. Celery will always stalk by you in healthy times.
  95. The celery made a gouda choice going with that cheese dip.
  96. I’m not a stalker, I’m just celery observant.
  97. The celery has been a big hit in Hollywood. It’s a stalkbuster!
  98. The celery said, “I’m not as thin as I look, I’m just stalky.”
  99. The celery stalked into the room, radiating with health.
  100. The celery’s favorite music genre? Stalk and roll.
  101. A celery walked into a bar, it was stalkingly tall.
  102. “I’m stalk over heels in love,” confessed the celery.
  103. The celery went on a date, but it turned out to be a stalk-up.
  104. The celery was a successful comedian, it knew how to stalk the crowd.
  105. The celery got promoted at work, it was a stalk-rising event.
  106. The celery is a fantastic dancer, it’s got stalktacular moves.
  107. I’m stalked, I need a celery boost.
  108. The celery had stalks appeal, especially in salads.
  109. The celery joined a band, it was now a stalkstar.
  110. The celery was a brilliant detective, it could stalk out any crime.
  111. The celery had a long journey, it was a stalky road.
  112. Celery’s life philosophy? “Stalk softly and carry a big crunch.”
  113. “I’m feeling stalkish,” said the celery on a full moon night.
  114. The celery was a great author, it wrote stalktastic stories.
  115. The celery became a model, it had a real stalky build.
  116. The celery asked the lettuce, “Shall we romaine or leaf?”
  117. The celery’s favorite film? “Stalk Wars.”
  118. The celery walked into a library, it was looking for some stalktales.
  119. The celery loved sports, it was a great stalkler.
  120. The celery entered the kitchen, ready to join the stalkpot.
  121. The celery got a job at a news company, it was now a broadcastalk.
  122. The celery became an astronaut, it was a stalk out of this world.
  123. The celery was a great pilot, it loved to stalk the skies.
  124. The celery was an amazing painter, it created stalkpieces.
  125. The celery loved to travel, it was always on the stalk.
  126. The celery was a successful entrepreneur, it created a stalk-up company.
  127. The celery became a politician, it was now a public stalkvant.
  128. The celery got into a prestigious university, it was now a stalkdent.
  129. The celery started a podcast, it was a stalkcast sensation.
  130. The celery was a popular YouTuber, it made stalkthrough videos.
  131. The celery was a professional runner, it loved stalkathons.
  132. The celery was a renowned chef, it made delicious stalkpots.
  133. The celery started a blog, it was full of stalktful posts.
  134. The celery was a talented musician, it played the stalkophone.
  135. The celery became a film director, it made stalkumentaries.
  136. The celery started a charity, it was a stalkanthropist.
  137. The celery was a skillful architect, it built stalkscrapers.
  138. The celery was an influential influencer, it had a stalkfluence.
  139. The celery started a fashion line, it was stalkcouture.
  140. The celery was an avid reader, it loved stalknovels.
  141. The celery was a successful businessman, it ran a stalkporation.
  142. The celery was a skilled programmer, it wrote stalkcodes.
  143. The celery became a popular actor, it performed in stalkdramas.
  144. The celery was a talented singer, it sang stalksongs.
  145. The celery was an accomplished poet, it wrote stalknets.
  146. The celery was a brilliant scholar, it wrote stalktheses.
  147. The celery started an advertising agency, it was a stalkvert.
  148. The celery was a famous fashion model, it did stalkwalks.
  149. The celery was a professional photographer, it took stalktographs.
  150. The celery became a world-renowned scientist, it did stalksearch.

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