150 caveman jokes

  1. Why don’t cavemen use secret handshakes? Because they can’t keep a secret, they always spill the beans!
  2. Why did the caveman break up with his girlfriend? She took him for granite.
  3. How did the caveman stop the charging mammoth? He took away its credit card!
  4. Why don’t cavemen ever get lost? Because they always follow their cave instincts!
  5. Why did the caveman always carry a map? Because you never know when you might hit rock bottom.
  6. How did cavemen cure their headaches? They invented the wheel… to take their mind off it!
  7. What do you call a caveman’s pet rock? His “boulder” half.
  8. What do you call a caveman’s diary? His “rock”ord of events.
  9. What was the caveman’s favorite subject in school? History, he loved “prehistoric” times.
  10. Why did the caveman go to the psychiatrist? He couldn’t cope with his sedimental problems.
  11. Why did the caveman become an artist? Because he had a “rocky” touch!
  12. What do you call a caveman who loves to read? A “rock”omaniac.
  13. What did the caveman say to his wife when she cooked a bad meal? “This tastes like T-Rex.”
  14. What’s a caveman’s favorite kind of math? Ge”rock”etry.
  15. Why don’t cavemen play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  16. Why did the caveman carry a stick? Because he didn’t want to “rock” the boat.
  17. How did cavemen cut their hair? With shear determination.
  18. Why did the caveman go to the party alone? He had no “body” to go with.
  19. What’s a caveman’s favorite piece of furniture? A rocking chair.
  20. Why did the caveman invent the wheel? He was tired of inventing squares.
  21. Why don’t cavemen ever win at hide and seek? They always leave a “trace” behind.
  22. How do cavemen party? They “rock” and roll!
  23. What do you call a caveman’s temper tantrum? A volcanic eruption.
  24. Why did the caveman bring a pencil to dinner? In case he wanted to draw meat.
  25. Why did the caveman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.
  26. How do you know if a caveman has been in your fridge? By the footprints in the butter.
  27. Why did the caveman always carry a spear? He believed in the point of self-defense.
  28. What did the caveman say to his friend when he made a wheel? “Roll with it!”
  29. What do you call a caveman’s bad joke? Pre-hysterical.
  30. What do you call a caveman who won’t go outside? An in-cave-idual.
  31. Why did the caveman sit on the clock? He wanted to be on “time.”
  32. How did the caveman invite his friends over for dinner? He sent them a “text” message.
  33. Why did the caveman become a gardener? He liked to “dig” in the dirt.
  34. What do you call a caveman’s favorite drink? Rock and cola.
  35. Why did the caveman go to the school? To improve his caveman-ners.
  36. Why did the caveman stare at the orange juice? The container said “concentrate.”
  37. What do you call a caveman who is good at catching fish? A “net”ive.
  38. Why was the caveman a good baseball player? He knew the “basics.”
  39. How do cavemen decide who’s boss? They have a “rock” off.
  40. What do you call a caveman’s bad day? A catastrophe.
  41. Why did the caveman never lie? He didn’t want to “stone” his reputation.
  42. Why did the caveman join the circus? He wanted to perform “rock” and roll.
  43. How do you know if a caveman is a good singer? If he’s got “rock” star quality.
  44. Why did the caveman’s computer crash? It had a bad “drive.”
  45. What’s a caveman’s favorite song? “We will rock you.”
  46. What do you call a caveman’s baby? A small wonder.
  47. Why did the caveman bring a net to the river? He wanted to go “streaming.”
  48. Why did the caveman always keep his door open? He believed in open “cave”ity.
  49. What do you call a caveman’s victory? A win for the ages.
  50. How did the caveman learn to count? He invented the numbers.
  51. Why was the caveman bad at golf? He was always stuck in the bunker.
  52. How does a caveman organize his day? He carves out time.
  53. Why did the caveman go to the music festival? He heard there would be a lot of “rock” bands.
  54. Why don’t cavemen play soccer? They can’t bear the “kicks.”
  55. What do you call a caveman’s favorite dessert? Rock candy.
  56. Why did the caveman start a fire? He wanted to “burn” calories.
  57. Why did the caveman put a lock on his door? He didn’t want any “uninvited” guests.
  58. Why did the caveman call his dog ‘T-Rex’? Because he was “dino-mite.”
  59. How does a caveman make a milkshake? He puts it in the freezer and waits for it to shake.
  60. Why did the caveman fail his driving test? He drove like a “rock.”
  61. Why did the caveman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  62. Why was the caveman a bad dancer? He had two left feet.
  63. What do you call a caveman’s favorite exercise? Rock lifting.
  64. Why did the caveman become a baker? He had a knack for “kneading” dough.
  65. Why was the caveman bad at basketball? He always “missed” the point.
  66. Why did the caveman become a detective? He liked “unearthing” secrets.
  67. What do you call a caveman’s financial advisor? A “rock” broker.
  68. What’s a caveman’s favorite card game? Stone Age Solitaire.
  69. Why did the caveman always win at checkers? He was always a step “a-head.”
  70. What did the caveman use to light his cave? A “match” made in heaven.
  71. How did the caveman stay fit? He ran away from dinosaurs.
  72. Why did the caveman carry a stone? For “weight” management.
  73. Why did the caveman always wear a helmet? Safety “first.”
  74. How did the caveman learn to swim? He dove right in.
  75. Why did the caveman go to the beach? He needed a “break.”
  76. How does a caveman make a phone call? He uses a “cell” rock.
  77. Why did the caveman start a band? He wanted to make some “noise.”
  78. What do you call a caveman’s favorite dog? A “rock”weiler.
  79. Why did the caveman take a bath? He didn’t want to smell “fossil”ized.
  80. Why did the caveman go to the doctor? He had a “stone” in his stomach.
  81. What do you call a caveman’s best friend? A “rock” buddy.
  82. Why did the caveman carry a compass? He didn’t want to lose his “direction.”
  83. Why did the caveman become a chef? He liked to “stir” things up.
  84. Why did the caveman go to the cinema? He heard it was a “rock”buster movie.
  85. What do you call a caveman’s favorite plant? A “rock”rose.
  86. Why did the caveman go to the library? He wanted to “read” about history.
  87. Why did the caveman become a fisherman? He liked to “reel” in the big ones.
  88. Why did the caveman paint his house? He wanted to “color” his life.
  89. Why did the caveman go to the gym? He didn’t want to be a “rock” potato.
  90. How do cavemen get their news? They “read” the rocks.
  91. Why did the caveman become a lawyer? He wanted to “defend” his friends.
  92. Why did the caveman cross the road? To get to the “other side.”
  93. Why did the caveman go to the zoo? He wanted to see the “wild” life.
  94. Why did the caveman climb the mountain? Because it was there.
  95. What do you call a caveman’s watch? A “rock” around the clock.
  96. Why did the caveman go to the dentist? He had a “cavity.”
  97. What do you call a caveman’s party? A “rock”ing good time.
  98. Why did the caveman always carry a notebook? He liked to “jot” things down.
  99. Why did the caveman go to the bank? He needed to “deposit” his rocks.
  100. What do you call a caveman’s favorite sport? “Rock”ey.
  101. Why did the caveman go to the post office? He wanted to “mail” a letter.
  102. Why did the caveman bring a hammer to the party? He wanted to “nail” the dance moves.
  103. What do you call a caveman’s favorite food? “Rock”oli.
  104. Why did the caveman go to the museum? He wanted to see the “art”work.
  105. What do you call a caveman’s favorite fruit? “Rock”melon.
  106. Why did the caveman become a poet? He had a way with “words.”
  107. What do you call a caveman’s favorite music? “Rock” n roll.
  108. Why did the caveman go to the disco? He wanted to “shake” a leg.
  109. Why did the caveman become a teacher? He liked to “educate.”
  110. Why did the caveman go to the garden? He wanted to “plant” a tree.
  111. Why did the caveman go to the supermarket? He wanted to “buy” food.
  112. What do you call a caveman’s favorite hobby? “Rock” climbing.
  113. Why did the caveman go to the bakery? He wanted a “loaf” of bread.
  114. Why did the caveman always carry a flashlight? He didn’t want to be in the “dark.”
  115. What do you call a caveman’s favorite dance? The “rock” and roll.
  116. Why did the caveman go to the forest? He wanted to “explore.”
  117. What do you call a caveman’s favorite book? “Rock” and read.
  118. Why did the caveman go to the concert? He wanted to “listen” to music.
  119. Why did the caveman always carry a rope? He wanted to “tie” things up.
  120. What do you call a caveman’s favorite movie? “Rock” and reel.
  121. Why did the caveman go to the park? He wanted to “play.”
  122. What do you call a caveman’s favorite game? “Rock” paper scissors.
  123. Why did the caveman go to the restaurant? He wanted to “eat” out.
  124. Why did the caveman always carry a water bottle? He wanted to “drink” on the go.
  125. What do you call a caveman’s favorite song? “Rock”abye baby.
  126. Why did the caveman go to the bar? He wanted to “drink” a beer.
  127. What do you call a caveman’s favorite drink? “Rock”tail.
  128. Why did the caveman go to the beach? He wanted to “swim.”
  129. What do you call a caveman’s favorite TV show? “Rock” and watch.
  130. Why did the caveman go to the pool? He wanted to “dive.”
  131. What do you call a caveman’s favorite flower? “Rock”rose.
  132. Why did the caveman go to the casino? He wanted to “gamble.”
  133. What do you call a caveman’s favorite animal? “Rock”odile.
  134. Why did the caveman go to the carnival? He wanted to “ride” the Ferris wheel.
  135. What do you call a caveman’s favorite vehicle? “Rock”et.
  136. Why did the caveman go to the concert? He wanted to “rock” out.
  137. What do you call a caveman’s favorite city? “Rock”chester.
  138. Why did the caveman go to the skating rink? He wanted to “slide.”
  139. What do you call a caveman’s favorite instrument? “Rock”ophone.
  140. Why did the caveman go to the circus? He wanted to “laugh.”
  141. What do you call a caveman’s favorite actor? “Rock” Hudson.
  142. Why did the caveman go to the spa? He wanted to “relax.”
  143. What do you call a caveman’s favorite comedian? “Rock”y.
  144. Why did the caveman go to the mall? He wanted to “shop.”
  145. What do you call a caveman’s favorite weather? “Rock”y showers.
  146. Why did the caveman go to the stadium? He wanted to “watch” a game.
  147. What do you call a caveman’s favorite play? “Rock”beth.
  148. Why did the caveman go to the opera? He wanted to “listen” to the music.
  149. What do you call a caveman’s favorite dessert? “Rock”y road ice cream.
  150. Why did the caveman go to the party? He wanted to “rock” the night away!

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