57+ brownie jokes

Why did the brownie go to therapy? It had too many layers of fudge.
What’s a brownie’s favorite exercise? Crunches.
Why did the brownie go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie.
Why don’t brownies ever get lost? They always stick to the pan.
How does a brownie propose? “Will you marzipan me?”
Why was the brownie a good baseball player? It always had a good batter.
What’s a brownie’s favorite novel? “Fifty Shades of Dark Chocolate.”
Why did the brownie blush? It saw the muffin tin.
How does a brownie cut its hair? In chocolate layers.
Why do brownies never tell secrets? They crumble under pressure.
Why did the brownie go to the party? It heard there was going to be a sweet time.
How do brownies stay in touch? They send each other sweet messages.
What did the brownie say to its Valentine? “I’m sweet on you!”
Why was the brownie always late? It lost track of baking time.
What do you call a brownie that plays chess? A smart cookie.
Why was the brownie popular in high school? It was a sweet talker.
What’s a brownie’s favorite band? Rolling Scones.
Why did the brownie go to the dentist? Too much sweet tooth.
What does a brownie wear to a ball? A chocolate chip tuxedo.
Why did the brownie join the circus? It wanted to be a dough juggler.
Why do brownies make good comedians? They always crack up the audience.
What do you call a brownie in space? A Mars-bar.
How do brownies greet each other? “Nice to sweet you!”
Why was the brownie nervous? It was a batch-elor.
What do you call a singing brownie? A pop tart.
How does a brownie apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to dessert you.”
What’s a brownie’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Whisk.”
Why did the brownie go to the doctor? It felt crumby.
Why did the brownie refuse to play cards? It was afraid of being dealt a bad hand.
What’s a brownie’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.
Why don’t brownies ever start a fight? They’re too sweet.
What did the brownie say to the coffee? “You mocha me happy!”
Why did the brownie join the military? It wanted to be a hard cookie.
Why did the brownie break up with the cake? It was too crumby.
What’s a brownie’s favorite instrument? The dough-remi-fa-so-la-ti-dough.
What’s a brownie’s favorite dance? The samba (s’more-ba).
Why was the brownie a good detective? It always knew when things were fishy (pishy).
Why do brownies make bad politicians? They’re too easy to butter up.
Why was the brownie afraid of the sun? It didn’t want to get baked.
Why did the brownie break up with the biscuit? It had a chip on its shoulder.
What did the brownie say when it saw its reflection? “I’m looking sweet!”
How do brownies say goodbye? “Bake care!”
Why do brownies love school? They’re in the dough-nor roll.
Why did the brownie go to the gym? It was tired of being a softie.
How do brownies do in an exam? They always pass with flying crumbs.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of math? Pi-r-squared.
What’s a brownie’s favorite sport? Basketbun.
Why did the brownie go to the museum? It had a taste for fine art.
What’s a brownie’s favorite philosopher? Plato – he was all about the dough.
Why do brownies like gardening? They dig their roots.
What’s a brownie’s favorite type of music? Rock candy roll.
Why did the brownie become a journalist? It liked to stir things up.
Why was the brownie good at yoga? It mastered the pretzel pose.
Why was the brownie so good at tennis? It had a great serve.
How do you know when a brownie is getting old? It gets a little crumby.
Why did the brownie go to the concert? It was a fan of Jam Lewis.
Why did the brownie take up boxing? It wanted to be a heavyweight.
What does a brownie say in the morning? “Rise and shine!”
Why do brownies make terrible secret agents? They’re too easy to crumble.
Why did the brownie go to the bank? It needed some dough.
What’s a brownie’s favorite pastime? Playing catch with a doughnut.
Why did the brownie go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays-ins.
Why did the brownie become an architect? It had a knack for structural design.
Why did the brownie get a job at the bakery? It wanted to bring home the dough.
Why did the brownie go to the disco? It heard there was going to be a lot of jelly roll.
How do brownies win races? They take the fast track.
Why did the brownie get a promotion? It rose to the occasion.
Why did the brownie get fired from the job? It was half-baked.
Why did the brownie visit the psychiatrist? It felt a little nutty.
Why don’t brownies like rain? It makes them soggy.
What did the brownie say to the candle? “You’re burning me up!”
Why was the brownie a good actor? It always got rave reviews.
Why do brownies make good friends? They’re always there when you need comfort.
Why did the brownie refuse to jump in the pool? It didn’t want to become a fudge popsicle.
Why did the brownie go on a diet? It felt too doughy.
What did the brownie say to the ice cream? “You make me melt!”
Why did the brownie go to the moon? It wanted to be a space cake.
Why was the brownie happy at 4:20? It knew it was going to be baked.
What’s a brownie’s favorite bedtime story? “Jack and the Bean-stalk.”
Why did the brownie quit the football team? It was tired of being kicked around.
Why was the brownie a bad dancer? It had two left feet.
Why do brownies make bad drivers? They always brake too hard.
Why did the brownie join the orchestra? It had a passion for sweet music.
Why did the brownie get a trophy? It was a batch-ampion.
Why did the brownie join a rock band? It wanted to roll.
Why was the brownie nervous on its first date? It didn’t want to be desserted.
Why did the brownie wear sunglasses? It didn’t want to be recognized.
What’s a brownie’s favorite sitcom? “Friends – The One With All The Truffles.”
Why did the brownie go to the spa? It needed to chill.
Why was the brownie a good detective? It always had a hunch.
What’s a brownie’s favorite holiday? Christmas, it loves the gingerbread houses.
Why was the brownie a good boss? It was always fair and square.
Why was the brownie a good teacher? It had a lot of class.
Why did the brownie go to the opera? It wanted to see “The Magic Flute-ful of Chocolate”.
Why did the brownie visit the zoo? It wanted to see the monkey bread.
Why did the brownie go to the theater? It loved the drama and the sweet endings.
Why was the brownie scared of the oven? It had a fear of getting baked.
Why did the brownie go to the forest? It wanted to see the bark.
What did the brownie say to the milk? “You complete me.”
Why did the brownie go to Hollywood? It wanted to be a star.
Why did the brownie become a superhero? It had power-packed energy.
Why did the brownie get a camera? It wanted to snapshot its sweet moments.
Why did the brownie go to the Arctic? It wanted to chill out.
Why did the brownie go to the library? It wanted to check-out cookbooks.
Why did the brownie go on a safari? It wanted to see the wild side.
Why did the brownie become a painter? It loved to color.
Why was the brownie always the life of the party? It had a sweet disposition.
Why did the brownie become a poet? It loved the sweet rhythm of words.
Why did the brownie get a pet dog? It wanted a barking buddy.
Why did the brownie buy a boat? It wanted to sail on the sweet sea.
Why did the brownie go skiing? It loved the thrill of the slopes.
Why did the brownie join the swim team? It loved to make waves.
Why did the brownie get a bike? It wanted to be on a roll.
Why did the brownie start a band? It wanted to make sweet music.
Why did the brownie go to a rock concert? It loved the electric vibe.
Why did the brownie join the choir? It loved to sing in harmony.
Why did the brownie go camping? It loved the taste of s’mores.
Why did the brownie start a garden? It loved to watch things grow.
Why did the brownie go on a road trip? It loved the taste of adventure.
Why did the brownie join a book club? It loved to devour stories.
Why did the brownie learn to sew? It wanted to stitch sweet memories.
Why did the brownie go to a jazz club? It loved the sweet sound of saxophone.
Why did the brownie go to the ballet? It loved the grace of the dancers.
Why did the brownie become a filmmaker? It loved to create sweet endings.
Why did the brownie go to a yoga class? It wanted to find its inner peace.
Why did the brownie go to the casino? It loved the taste of victory.
Why did the brownie become a chef? It loved to create sweet dishes.
Why did the brownie learn to fly? It wanted to touch the sky.
Why did the brownie start a blog? It wanted to share sweet stories.
Why did the brownie join a dance competition? It loved to move to the rhythm.
Why did the brownie go to a comedy club? It loved the taste of laughter.
Why did the brownie start a bakery? It wanted to spread sweetness.
Why did the brownie go to a cooking class? It loved to learn new recipes.
Why did the brownie go to a carnival? It loved the taste of fun.
Why did the brownie join a quiz competition? It loved to challenge its knowledge.
Why did the brownie go to a magic show? It loved the taste of mystery.
Why did the brownie join a film club? It loved to watch sweet dramas.
Why did the brownie start a charity? It loved to give back to the community.
Why did the brownie become a fashion designer? It loved to create sweet styles.
Why did the brownie go to a cooking show? It loved to taste different dishes.
Why did the brownie become a photographer? It loved to capture sweet moments.
Why did the brownie start a bakery business? It loved to see happy faces.
Why did the brownie go to a karaoke night? It loved to sing its heart out.
Why did the brownie join a fitness club? It loved to keep in shape.
Why did the brownie go to a music festival? It loved to dance to the beats.
Why did the brownie join a painting class? It loved to paint sweet pictures.
Why did the brownie go to a poetry reading? It loved the taste of words.
Why did the brownie start a chocolate company? It loved to make people happy.
Why did the brownie go to a wine tasting? It loved the taste of sophistication.
Why did the brownie become an astronaut? It wanted to be a star in the Milky Way.

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