150 bbq jokes
- Why don’t some people trust BBQ pits? Because they always have something grilling!
- How do you make a BBQ party better? Just add a little sizzle.
- Why did the rib join the BBQ party? Because it didn’t want to be a spare.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite movie? Grillz N The Hood.
- Why was the steak at the BBQ so proud? Because it was well done.
- Why did the chicken go to the BBQ? To see a chicken strip.
- What do you call a hero at a BBQ? The one who saves the ribs.
- What does a BBQ do when it gets cold? It puts on its grill.
- How does a hamburger introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
- Why did the tomato turn red at the BBQ? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why do hamburgers go to the gym? They want better buns!
- What did the rib say to the BBQ sauce? “Stop sticking to me!”
- Why don’t vampires go to BBQs? They don’t like steak.
- What’s a pig’s favorite BBQ song? “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
- What do you call a burnt BBQ burger? A mis-steak.
- Why are bank robbers good at BBQ? They’re great at the grill and take away.
- What does a BBQ call its dad? Pop-corn!
- Why did the corn go to the BBQ? To have an ear-resistible time!
- What do you call a BBQ with only hotdogs? A sausage fest.
- What did the BBQ say to the steak? “I’m your biggest flan.”
- Why did the rib want to stop the BBQ? It was bone-tired.
- What did the BBQ pit say to the hot dog? “You’re smoking hot.”
- Why was the BBQ jealous of the stove? It was always hogging the heat!
- Why don’t grills ever play hide and seek? Because they always fire up too quickly!
- What’s the BBQ’s favorite song? “Smoke on the Water.”
- Why did the potato go to the BBQ? To feel a-peel-ing.
- Why do grills never get lost? Because they always follow the smoke signals.
- What’s a grill’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
- What did the chicken say to the BBQ? “You’re so hot, you make me sizzle.”
- What do you call a BBQ for ghosts? A boo-BQ.
- How do hamburgers say goodbye? “Nice to meat you!”
- Why do BBQs never get any rest? They’re always smoking.
- What did the BBQ say when it was full? “I’ve got too much on my plate!”
- Why did the vegetables go to the BBQ? To get grilled.
- How does a BBQ say hello? “Hey, nice to meat you!”
- Why was the sausage jealous at the BBQ? Everyone was praising the steak.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite sport? Char-d racing.
- What does a BBQ use to take notes? A steak pen.
- Why did the BBQ go to therapy? It had too many grills.
- What do you call a hamburger on a trampoline? A bouncing beef.
- What did the steak say to the hotdog at the BBQ? “You’re such a wiener!”
- Why don’t vegetables ever host BBQs? They get grilled too much.
- Why do hamburgers go to school? To get a bit more seasoning.
- What did the bun say to the hotdog? “Stop rolling around!”
- How did the BBQ become popular? It kept attracting the grilling public.
- Why did the hamburger break up with the hotdog? They had a beef.
- What do you call a grilled joke? A pun on a bun.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite drink? Char-donnay.
- What do you call a hipster BBQ? Too cool to grill.
- Why was the BBQ always getting into fights? It had a lot of beef.
- What do you call a clumsy BBQ chef? A grill blazer.
- What did the BBQ say to the charcoal? “You’re so hot, you’re smokin’!”
- Why was the hamburger at the BBQ so bad at tennis? It couldn’t serve.
- Why do we invite corn to BBQs? Because they’re all ears.
- Why did the chicken get promoted at the BBQ? He was an egg-cellent griller.
- What do you call a BBQ in space? The final grill-tier.
- What’s a burger’s favorite exercise? The beef crunch.
- Why are BBQs good storytellers? They always spice things up.
- What did the BBQ say to the potato? “You’re bake-tacular!”
- Why was the grill so good at baseball? It always had a perfect pitch.
- Why did the sausage apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon.
- How do BBQ chefs write essays? With meaty-phors.
- What do you call an alien at the BBQ? An unidenti-fried object.
- What did the salad say to the grill? “Lettuce alone!”
- Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the bun.
- Why was the corn the best listener at the BBQ? Because it was all ears.
- What does a BBQ use for self-defense? A spork.
- Why was the BBQ so noisy? Because of all the patties.
- What’s a grill’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-char.
- Why was the grill always calm? It knew how to keep its cool.
- What did the sausage say to the burger at the BBQ? “Stop being so cheesy!”
- What’s a grill’s favorite movie? “The Good, The Bad, and The Grilled.”
- Why did the bread break up with the grill? It was toast.
- What’s the difference between a BBQ and a snowman? One’s a bit cooler.
- What do BBQ chefs use to fix things? Duct tape.
- Why was the chicken always picked last at the BBQ games? It was a little chicken.
- What did the steak say to the chicken at the BBQ? “Don’t be a chicken!”
- Why was the hotdog a good baseball player? It was a frank hitter.
- Why did the hotdog go to the opera? It was a fan of the buns.
- How does a BBQ apologize? It says, “I’m flamin’ sorry.”
- Why was the salad scared at the BBQ? It was about to get tossed.
- What do you call a spooky BBQ? Char-boo-que.
- What did the BBQ say to the chicken? “You’re clucking amazing.”
- How does a BBQ flirt? It says, “Are you a grill? Because you’re smokin’.”
- Why are grills good at math? They always count the carbs.
- What did the burger say to the pickle? “Dill with it.”
- Why was the burger bad at basketball?It had too many turnovers.
- What do you call a bear that loves BBQs? A grizzly griller.
- Why was the corn a good musician at the BBQ? It had the best pop.
- What’s a grill’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- Why was the potato the best comedian at the BBQ? It had eyes for puns.
- What did the pepper say to the BBQ? “I’m too hot to handle!”
- Why did the BBQ go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand-wich.
- Why was the hotdog a great politician? It always knew the wurst case scenario.
- What did the burger name its cat? Patty.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of dog? A charcoal-ier King Charles Spaniel.
- Why did the tomato turn red at the BBQ? Because it saw the ketchup bottle!
- Why don’t BBQs ever get into relationships? They’re afraid of getting burned.
- Why was the burger a bad poker player? It was always on a roll.
- Why did the chicken cross the BBQ? It wanted to get to the other side-dish.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of poem? A grill-anelle.
- How does a BBQ cheer up its friends? “You’re sizzling!”
- Why don’t BBQs play cards in the wild? There might be cheetahs.
- What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle? “You’re in a pickle!”
- Why did the ribs go to the BBQ? They didn’t want to feel spare.
- How does a BBQ stay fit? It burns calories.
- Why do BBQ chefs love the morning? Because they can finally crack the eggs.
- What do you call an outdoor party without a grill? A miss-steak.
- How does a hamburger greet its old friends? “Long time no meat!”
- Why did the BBQ break up with the oven? It was too hot to handle.
- What do you call a BBQ with music? Sizzle and pop.
- Why was the BBQ a great detective? It always found the smoking gun.
- What did the corn say to the butter at the BBQ? “You’re on a roll!”
- What do you call a BBQ at a fire station? A fire drill.
- Why did the chicken go to the BBQ? To meet some hot chicks.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite instrument? The drum(stick).
- Why did the BBQ get promoted? It was on fire.
- Why was the BBQ so popular? It always had hot goss-ip.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite book? “To Grill a Mockingbird.”
- Why was the BBQ so good at poker? It always had a poker face.
- Why did the BBQ get a ticket? It was smoking in a no-smoking zone.
- What do you call a BBQ in Antarctica? A chill grill.
- Why did the ribs break up with the BBQ? They needed some space.
- How does a BBQ say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side!”
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of bird? A grillfinch.
- Why was the BBQ a good writer? It had a flair for the dramatic.
- Why was the grill the life of the party? It was smoking hot.
- What do you call a BBQ in the middle of a desert? A mirage.
- What do you call a romantic BBQ? A grill-friend.
- Why did the BBQ want to become a baker? It was tired of the grill.
- What did the potato say to the BBQ? “I’m fried.”
- Why was the BBQ a good artist? It always drew a crowd.
- What did the BBQ say to the hot dog? “Frankly, you’re amazing.”
- What did the BBQ say to the steak? “You’re a rare find.”
- Why did the BBQ go to the concert? It wanted to roast to the beat.
- Why was the BBQ so good at school? It always grilled its subjects.
- What do you call a BBQ on a boat? A grill-yacht.
- What did the BBQ say to the burger? “You’ve got the best buns.”
- Why did the BBQ go to the ballgame? It heard the stakes were high.
- What do you call a BBQ with no coals? A coal-ossal disaster.
- What did the hotdog say to the burger at the BBQ? “We’re on a roll!”
- What do you call a BBQ on a bike? A grill cycle.
- Why did the BBQ go to the gym? It wanted to beef up.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite plant? The fern, for its fronds.
- Why did the BBQ win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
- Why was the BBQ so good at golf? It always had the perfect swing.
- What do you call a snowman at a BBQ? A melt-down.
- What’s a BBQ’s favorite part of a song? The sizzle line.
- What did the BBQ say when it was tired? “I’m burnt out.”
- Why did the BBQ go to a therapist? It couldn’t handle the heat.