150 bbq jokes

  1. Why don’t some people trust BBQ pits? Because they always have something grilling!
  2. How do you make a BBQ party better? Just add a little sizzle.
  3. Why did the rib join the BBQ party? Because it didn’t want to be a spare.
  4. What’s a BBQ’s favorite movie? Grillz N The Hood.
  5. Why was the steak at the BBQ so proud? Because it was well done.
  6. Why did the chicken go to the BBQ? To see a chicken strip.
  7. What do you call a hero at a BBQ? The one who saves the ribs.
  8. What does a BBQ do when it gets cold? It puts on its grill.
  9. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
  10. Why did the tomato turn red at the BBQ? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  11. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? They want better buns!
  12. What did the rib say to the BBQ sauce? “Stop sticking to me!”
  13. Why don’t vampires go to BBQs? They don’t like steak.
  14. What’s a pig’s favorite BBQ song? “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart.”
  15. What do you call a burnt BBQ burger? A mis-steak.
  16. Why are bank robbers good at BBQ? They’re great at the grill and take away.
  17. What does a BBQ call its dad? Pop-corn!
  18. Why did the corn go to the BBQ? To have an ear-resistible time!
  19. What do you call a BBQ with only hotdogs? A sausage fest.
  20. What did the BBQ say to the steak? “I’m your biggest flan.”
  21. Why did the rib want to stop the BBQ? It was bone-tired.
  22. What did the BBQ pit say to the hot dog? “You’re smoking hot.”
  23. Why was the BBQ jealous of the stove? It was always hogging the heat!
  24. Why don’t grills ever play hide and seek? Because they always fire up too quickly!
  25. What’s the BBQ’s favorite song? “Smoke on the Water.”
  26. Why did the potato go to the BBQ? To feel a-peel-ing.
  27. Why do grills never get lost? Because they always follow the smoke signals.
  28. What’s a grill’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
  29. What did the chicken say to the BBQ? “You’re so hot, you make me sizzle.”
  30. What do you call a BBQ for ghosts? A boo-BQ.
  31. How do hamburgers say goodbye? “Nice to meat you!”
  32. Why do BBQs never get any rest? They’re always smoking.
  33. What did the BBQ say when it was full? “I’ve got too much on my plate!”
  34. Why did the vegetables go to the BBQ? To get grilled.
  35. How does a BBQ say hello? “Hey, nice to meat you!”
  36. Why was the sausage jealous at the BBQ? Everyone was praising the steak.
  37. What’s a BBQ’s favorite sport? Char-d racing.
  38. What does a BBQ use to take notes? A steak pen.
  39. Why did the BBQ go to therapy? It had too many grills.
  40. What do you call a hamburger on a trampoline? A bouncing beef.
  41. What did the steak say to the hotdog at the BBQ? “You’re such a wiener!”
  42. Why don’t vegetables ever host BBQs? They get grilled too much.
  43. Why do hamburgers go to school? To get a bit more seasoning.
  44. What did the bun say to the hotdog? “Stop rolling around!”
  45. How did the BBQ become popular? It kept attracting the grilling public.
  46. Why did the hamburger break up with the hotdog? They had a beef.
  47. What do you call a grilled joke? A pun on a bun.
  48. What’s a BBQ’s favorite drink? Char-donnay.
  49. What do you call a hipster BBQ? Too cool to grill.
  50. Why was the BBQ always getting into fights? It had a lot of beef.
  51. What do you call a clumsy BBQ chef? A grill blazer.
  52. What did the BBQ say to the charcoal? “You’re so hot, you’re smokin’!”
  53. Why was the hamburger at the BBQ so bad at tennis? It couldn’t serve.
  54. Why do we invite corn to BBQs? Because they’re all ears.
  55. Why did the chicken get promoted at the BBQ? He was an egg-cellent griller.
  56. What do you call a BBQ in space? The final grill-tier.
  57. What’s a burger’s favorite exercise? The beef crunch.
  58. Why are BBQs good storytellers? They always spice things up.
  59. What did the BBQ say to the potato? “You’re bake-tacular!”
  60. Why was the grill so good at baseball? It always had a perfect pitch.
  61. Why did the sausage apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon.
  62. How do BBQ chefs write essays? With meaty-phors.
  63. What do you call an alien at the BBQ? An unidenti-fried object.
  64. What did the salad say to the grill? “Lettuce alone!”
  65. Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the bun.
  66. Why was the corn the best listener at the BBQ? Because it was all ears.
  67. What does a BBQ use for self-defense? A spork.
  68. Why was the BBQ so noisy? Because of all the patties.
  69. What’s a grill’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-char.
  70. Why was the grill always calm? It knew how to keep its cool.
  71. What did the sausage say to the burger at the BBQ? “Stop being so cheesy!”
  72. What’s a grill’s favorite movie? “The Good, The Bad, and The Grilled.”
  73. Why did the bread break up with the grill? It was toast.
  74. What’s the difference between a BBQ and a snowman? One’s a bit cooler.
  75. What do BBQ chefs use to fix things? Duct tape.
  76. Why was the chicken always picked last at the BBQ games? It was a little chicken.
  77. What did the steak say to the chicken at the BBQ? “Don’t be a chicken!”
  78. Why was the hotdog a good baseball player? It was a frank hitter.
  79. Why did the hotdog go to the opera? It was a fan of the buns.
  80. How does a BBQ apologize? It says, “I’m flamin’ sorry.”
  81. Why was the salad scared at the BBQ? It was about to get tossed.
  82. What do you call a spooky BBQ? Char-boo-que.
  83. What did the BBQ say to the chicken? “You’re clucking amazing.”
  84. How does a BBQ flirt? It says, “Are you a grill? Because you’re smokin’.”
  85. Why are grills good at math? They always count the carbs.
  86. What did the burger say to the pickle? “Dill with it.”
  87. Why was the burger bad at basketball?It had too many turnovers.
  88. What do you call a bear that loves BBQs? A grizzly griller.
  89. Why was the corn a good musician at the BBQ? It had the best pop.
  90. What’s a grill’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  91. Why was the potato the best comedian at the BBQ? It had eyes for puns.
  92. What did the pepper say to the BBQ? “I’m too hot to handle!”
  93. Why did the BBQ go to the beach? It wanted to be a sand-wich.
  94. Why was the hotdog a great politician? It always knew the wurst case scenario.
  95. What did the burger name its cat? Patty.
  96. What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of dog? A charcoal-ier King Charles Spaniel.
  97. Why did the tomato turn red at the BBQ? Because it saw the ketchup bottle!
  98. Why don’t BBQs ever get into relationships? They’re afraid of getting burned.
  99. Why was the burger a bad poker player? It was always on a roll.
  100. Why did the chicken cross the BBQ? It wanted to get to the other side-dish.
  101. What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of poem? A grill-anelle.
  102. How does a BBQ cheer up its friends? “You’re sizzling!”
  103. Why don’t BBQs play cards in the wild? There might be cheetahs.
  104. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle? “You’re in a pickle!”
  105. Why did the ribs go to the BBQ? They didn’t want to feel spare.
  106. How does a BBQ stay fit? It burns calories.
  107. Why do BBQ chefs love the morning? Because they can finally crack the eggs.
  108. What do you call an outdoor party without a grill? A miss-steak.
  109. How does a hamburger greet its old friends? “Long time no meat!”
  110. Why did the BBQ break up with the oven? It was too hot to handle.
  111. What do you call a BBQ with music? Sizzle and pop.
  112. Why was the BBQ a great detective? It always found the smoking gun.
  113. What did the corn say to the butter at the BBQ? “You’re on a roll!”
  114. What do you call a BBQ at a fire station? A fire drill.
  115. Why did the chicken go to the BBQ? To meet some hot chicks.
  116. What’s a BBQ’s favorite instrument? The drum(stick).
  117. Why did the BBQ get promoted? It was on fire.
  118. Why was the BBQ so popular? It always had hot goss-ip.
  119. What’s a BBQ’s favorite book? “To Grill a Mockingbird.”
  120. Why was the BBQ so good at poker? It always had a poker face.
  121. Why did the BBQ get a ticket? It was smoking in a no-smoking zone.
  122. What do you call a BBQ in Antarctica? A chill grill.
  123. Why did the ribs break up with the BBQ? They needed some space.
  124. How does a BBQ say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side!”
  125. What’s a BBQ’s favorite type of bird? A grillfinch.
  126. Why was the BBQ a good writer? It had a flair for the dramatic.
  127. Why was the grill the life of the party? It was smoking hot.
  128. What do you call a BBQ in the middle of a desert? A mirage.
  129. What do you call a romantic BBQ? A grill-friend.
  130. Why did the BBQ want to become a baker? It was tired of the grill.
  131. What did the potato say to the BBQ? “I’m fried.”
  132. Why was the BBQ a good artist? It always drew a crowd.
  133. What did the BBQ say to the hot dog? “Frankly, you’re amazing.”
  134. What did the BBQ say to the steak? “You’re a rare find.”
  135. Why did the BBQ go to the concert? It wanted to roast to the beat.
  136. Why was the BBQ so good at school? It always grilled its subjects.
  137. What do you call a BBQ on a boat? A grill-yacht.
  138. What did the BBQ say to the burger? “You’ve got the best buns.”
  139. Why did the BBQ go to the ballgame? It heard the stakes were high.
  140. What do you call a BBQ with no coals? A coal-ossal disaster.
  141. What did the hotdog say to the burger at the BBQ? “We’re on a roll!”
  142. What do you call a BBQ on a bike? A grill cycle.
  143. Why did the BBQ go to the gym? It wanted to beef up.
  144. What’s a BBQ’s favorite plant? The fern, for its fronds.
  145. Why did the BBQ win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
  146. Why was the BBQ so good at golf? It always had the perfect swing.
  147. What do you call a snowman at a BBQ? A melt-down.
  148. What’s a BBQ’s favorite part of a song? The sizzle line.
  149. What did the BBQ say when it was tired? “I’m burnt out.”
  150. Why did the BBQ go to a therapist? It couldn’t handle the heat.

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