150 appendix jokes

  1. Why did the appendix get kicked out of the body party? Because he was about to burst with excitement!
  2. How do you make an appendix stop being a pain? Tell it a joke, laughter is the best medicine.
  3. What did the appendix say to the stomach? You’re always full of it!
  4. Why did the appendix write a book? Because it had a gut feeling it would be a bestseller!
  5. What’s the appendix’s favorite movie? “Gone in 60 Seconds.”
  6. Why did the appendix quit the soccer team? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!
  7. What did the appendix say when it got removed? “Well, that’s a weight off my shoulders!”
  8. What’s the appendix’s favorite song? “I Will Survive.”
  9. Why was the appendix always the last one picked for teams? Because it was never essential!
  10. What did the doctor say to the patient’s appendix? “You’re out!”
  11. How does an appendix take its coffee? With a burst of energy!
  12. Why did the appendix get a promotion? It was always willing to take one for the team!
  13. What do you call a scared appendix? An append-coward!
  14. Why did the appendix get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop acting up!
  15. How does the appendix flirt? “I’ve got this gut feeling about you!”
  16. Why doesn’t the appendix have any friends? It’s known to be a bit explosive!
  17. What do you call an appendix’s autobiography? “Guts and Glory.”
  18. What’s the appendix’s favorite dance? The twist, because it gets things rolling!
  19. Why was the appendix always the center of attention at parties? Because it could burst at any moment!
  20. What’s the appendix’s favorite hobby? Belly dancing!
  21. Why was the appendix a terrible poker player? It always showed its discomfort!
  22. How did the appendix do in the school play? It stole the show with a dramatic exit!
  23. Why did the appendix join the gym? To get rid of its bloated ego!
  24. What’s the appendix’s favorite dessert? Pop-rocks candy!
  25. How did the appendix feel after the operation? Empty!
  26. Why is the appendix a good listener? It always keeps things inside!
  27. What did the appendix say to the doctor? “I’m a bit inflamed at the moment.”
  28. What do you call an appendix who likes to party? An append-partyx!
  29. What did the gallbladder say to the appendix? “You need to calm down!”
  30. What does an appendix wear to a wedding? A belly button!
  31. What is an appendix’s favorite school subject? Biology, it loves gut instinct!
  32. What did the appendix bring to the picnic? An explosive surprise!
  33. How does an appendix get ready for a date? It builds up the pressure!
  34. What’s an appendix’s favorite type of music? Pop!
  35. What did the appendix say after its surgery? “I didn’t see that one coming.”
  36. What’s the appendix’s favorite part of the day? When it’s bursting with energy!
  37. Why did the appendix go to therapy? It had a lot of built-up pressure!
  38. Why did the appendix get bad grades in school? Because it was always erupting in class!
  39. What’s an appendix’s favorite holiday? Halloween, it loves a good scare!
  40. What do you call a lazy appendix? A bum-gut!
  41. How does the appendix like its steak? Well-done, just like it!
  42. What’s the appendix’s favorite TV show? “ER.”
  43. What did the appendix say when it saw its x-ray? “That’s gut-wrenching!”
  44. What did the doctor say when the appendix was removed? “You’ve been deposed!”
  45. Why did the appendix go to the beach? To have a blast!
  46. What’s the appendix’s favorite game? Hide and Seek, because it loves to surprise people!
  47. How did the appendix feel when it got removed? Relieved!
  48. Why doesn’t the appendix like to party? Because it can’t handle the pressure!
  49. What did the appendix say on its last day? “I’m about to blow up!”
  50. Why did the appendix cross the road? Because it felt a burst of energy!
  51. What’s the appendix’s favorite animal? A blowfish!
  52. What did the appendix bring to the potluck? An explosive dish!
  53. Why did the appendix get removed? It couldn’t stomach the pressure!
  54. What did the appendix say to the colon? “You’re full of it!”
  55. Why was the appendix a bad singer? It always hit the wrong notes!
  56. What do you call an appendix on a diet? An appen-thin!
  57. Why did the appendix go to the dentist? To burst out laughing!
  58. What’s the appendix’s favorite exercise? Crunches, they’re gut-wrenching!
  59. What’s the appendix’s favorite candy? Pop Rocks!
  60. Why did the appendix go to the zoo? To see the stomach-turning exhibits!
  61. What did the appendix say when it was removed? “Well, I guess that’s the end for me!”
  62. Why was the appendix a terrible gardener? Because it always let things burst!
  63. How does the appendix like to travel? Fast and furiously!
  64. What’s an appendix’s favorite sports team? The Tampa Bay Rays, it loves a good shock!
  65. Why did the appendix go to the gym? To deflate its ego!
  66. Why was the appendix always late for work? It couldn’t handle the morning rush!
  67. What did the appendix say when it went to the movies? “This is so gripping, I might burst!”
  68. Why did the appendix join the circus? To perform its famous explosion trick!
  69. What do you call an appendix’s dream? A belly flop!
  70. Why did the appendix go to the spa? To let off some steam!
  71. Why was the appendix bad at chess? It always blew up at the wrong time!
  72. How does the appendix like to celebrate? With a bang!
  73. Why did the appendix go on a diet? It felt bloated!
  74. What’s an appendix’s favorite drink? Pop!
  75. Why did the appendix fail the test? It erupted with the wrong answer!
  76. What did the appendix say to the gallbladder? “You think you’ve got stones?”
  77. How does the appendix feel about surprises? It bursts with joy!
  78. Why did the appendix get arrested? For causing a public disturbance!
  79. Why was the appendix a bad comedian? Its jokes always fell flat!
  80. How does an appendix say goodbye? “See you in a burst!”
  81. What’s an appendix’s favorite book? “Catch-22,” it loves a good dilemma!
  82. Why did the appendix start a band? It wanted to be a rock star before it burst!
  83. How does an appendix like its eggs? Scrambled, like its plans!
  84. What did the appendix say to the brain? “Stop overthinking, you’re giving me pressure!”
  85. Why did the appendix get removed? It couldn’t keep its cool!
  86. What’s an appendix’s favorite food? Popcorn, for the surprise factor!
  87. Why did the appendix join the orchestra? To make a big bang!
  88. How does an appendix get its news? It prefers gut instincts!
  89. Why did the appendix visit the museum? To see the explosive exhibits!
  90. What’s an appendix’s favorite flower? A poppy!
  91. Why was the appendix always failing in school? Because it couldn’t handle the stress!
  92. What’s an appendix’s favorite pizza topping? Jalapenos, for the heat!
  93. Why did the appendix go to the comedy club? To burst out laughing!
  94. What did the appendix say to the liver? “You detox, I’ll detonate!”
  95. Why did the appendix get evicted? It was a ticking time bomb!
  96. How does an appendix handle stress? It blows up!
  97. What’s an appendix’s favorite superhero? The Hulk, for his explosive temper!
  98. Why did the appendix join the debate team? It loved to cause an uproar!
  99. What’s an appendix’s favorite game? Minesweeper!
  100. Why did the appendix refuse to go to the pool? It couldn’t handle the belly flop!
  101. What’s an appendix’s favorite car? A Mini Cooper, it loves compact spaces!
  102. How does an appendix like its tea? Hot and bursting with flavor!
  103. Why did the appendix get a trophy? For its explosive performance!
  104. What’s an appendix’s favorite vacation spot? Mount Vesuvius, for the big bang!
  105. How does an appendix like to end its day? With a pop!
  106. Why was the appendix always causing trouble? It loved to stir things up!
  107. What’s an appendix’s favorite accessory? A belly ring!
  108. What did the appendix say to the lungs? “Stop breathing down my neck!”
  109. Why did the appendix go to the concert? It loved the base drop!
  110. What’s an appendix’s favorite fair ride? The Drop Tower!
  111. Why did the appendix break up with its partner? It felt too much pressure!
  112. What’s an appendix’s favorite workout? Burpees!
  113. Why did the appendix go on a hike? To blow off some steam!
  114. What’s an appendix’s favorite song? “Dynamite” by BTS!
  115. Why did the appendix go to the therapist? It needed help handling its explosive personality!
  116. What’s an appendix’s favorite dance? The belly dance!
  117. Why did the appendix hate roller coasters? Too much of a stomach drop!
  118. What’s an appendix’s favorite movie? “The Hurt Locker!”
  119. Why did the appendix start practicing yoga? To control its explosive tendencies!
  120. What’s an appendix’s favorite saying? “Go big or go home!”
  121. Why did the appendix get a job? It needed to vent off some pressure!
  122. What’s an appendix’s favorite sport? Dodgeball, for the thrill!
  123. Why did the appendix go on a vacation? It needed to blow off some steam!
  124. What’s an appendix’s favorite board game? Operation!
  125. Why was the appendix always causing a ruckus? It couldn’t handle its emotions!
  126. What’s an appendix’s favorite type of weather? Thunderstorms, for the surprise factor!
  127. Why did the appendix go to the carnival? It loved the thrill rides!
  128. What’s an appendix’s favorite joke? Anything with a punchline that pops!
  129. Why did the appendix get a dog? To help it manage its explosive energy!
  130. What’s an appendix’s favorite energy drink? Red Bull, it gives you wings!
  131. Why did the appendix fail the lie detector test? Its responses were too explosive!
  132. What’s an appendix’s favorite fruit? Popping cherries!
  133. Why did the appendix go to the sauna? To sweat out the pressure!
  134. What’s an appendix’s favorite outfit? A belly top!
  135. Why did the appendix get a speeding ticket? It always goes too fast!
  136. What’s an appendix’s favorite childhood game? Pop Goes the Weasel!
  137. Why did the appendix love the 4th of July? All the fireworks!
  138. What’s an appendix’s favorite breakfast? A popping toaster strudel!
  139. Why did the appendix start meditating? It needed to find its inner calm!
  140. What’s an appendix’s favorite part of a birthday party? The balloon pop!
  141. Why did the appendix get kicked out of the library? It couldn’t keep quiet!
  142. What’s an appendix’s favorite ice cream flavor? Popping candy!
  143. Why did the appendix love the New Year’s celebration? The countdown to the big boom!
  144. What’s an appendix’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The bumper cars!
  145. Why did the appendix love playing video games? The surprise attacks!
  146. What’s an appendix’s favorite TV series? “Explosion King!”
  147. Why did the appendix get a stopwatch? It loved to count down!
  148. What’s an appendix’s favorite type of firework? A big bang!
  149. Why did the appendix love hide and seek? It loved to surprise people!
  150. What’s an appendix’s favorite drink at the bar? A tequila pop!

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