143 cleveland browns jokes

  1. Why do the Cleveland Browns have a website? So their fans can stay home and experience disappointment online.
  2. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? Nobody knows, and we may never find out!
  3. Why don’t the Browns drink tea? Because the Patriots have all the cups.
  4. Why are Browns fans like a bear with a bad tooth? Every Sunday they wake up grizzly!
  5. Why do Browns fans go to the games early? They want to catch the coin toss – it may be their only win of the day.
  6. What’s the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!
  7. How do you keep a Browns player out of your yard? Put up a goalpost!
  8. What do the Browns and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
  9. Why don’t Cleveland Browns players drink soda? They can’t protect the can!
  10. Why did the Browns go to the bakery? They needed a good roll to finally get a win.
  11. What do the Cleveland Browns and sandcastles have in common? They both look good until the tide comes in.
  12. How do the Browns count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…
  13. Why did the Browns bring a ladder to the bar? They’re hoping for a high draft pick.
  14. Why are the Browns like an old typewriter? They’re only good for three points.
  15. Why was the Browns football team lost in the corn maze? They can’t find a pass anywhere.
  16. Why did the Browns go to the auto repair shop? They heard they could get a tune-up on their offense.
  17. Why did the Browns become bakers? They are really good at turnovers.
  18. What do you call a Browns player with a Super Bowl ring? A thief!
  19. Why are Cleveland Browns jokes getting dumb and dumber? Because Browns fans have started to make them up.
  20. What’s the difference between a Browns fan and a baby? The baby will stop whining after a while.
  21. Why don’t the Browns make ice cubes? They always lose them in the end zone.
  22. What’s the Browns’ favorite musical? Les Misérables.
  23. What do the Browns and grapes have in common? They both get crushed on Sundays.
  24. Why did the Browns bring a broom to the game? They were hoping for a clean sweep, but ended up being the dust.
  25. Why do the Browns always play in the dog pound? Because they can’t catch anything in the open field.
  26. What’s the difference between the Browns and a pinball machine? The pinball scores more points.
  27. Why are the Browns like a grizzly bear? Every fall, they go into hibernation.
  28. What does a Browns fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.
  29. How do the Browns and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays.
  30. What do you call a Browns player at the Super Bowl? A spectator.
  31. Why do the Browns bring a compass to the game? They spend most of the time lost in their own end zone.
  32. Why are Browns quarterbacks like broken pencils? They have no points and can’t pass a thing.
  33. Why did the Browns fan bring an umbrella to the game? Because of the team’s constant showers of disappointment.
  34. What’s the difference between a Browns fan and a skydiver? The skydiver knows when he’s going to hit rock bottom.
  35. Why are Browns fans like smart phones? They spend half their time in airplane mode and the other half searching for a signal.
  36. What’s the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? Have him watch a couple of Cleveland Browns games.
  37. Why don’t the Browns eat cereal? Because whenever they get near a “bowl,” they choke.
  38. What do you call a Browns player in the playoffs? A referee.
  39. What’s the difference between the Browns and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
  40. Why did the Browns fan take his clock to the game? He wanted to see some hands move.
  41. Why did the Browns get a new gardener? They can’t manage to hold onto the grass.
  42. Why do the Browns have TGIF on their helmets? It stands for “This Game Is Finished.”
  43. What’s the difference between a Browns fan and a carpenter? The carpenter can nail it.
  44. Why do the Browns always carry a map? Because they can never find the end zone.
  45. What’s more challenging than playing against the Browns? Trying to make up 150 jokes about them.
  46. Why do the Browns always fly on a blimp? Because they always blow it in the fourth quarter.
  47. How are the Browns like my neighbors? They can’t pick up a single yard!
  48. Why is the Browns’ playbook just one page? It’s too hard to turn the page on a losing streak.
  49. What’s the difference between the Browns and a dollar? You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
  50. What do the Browns and a high school chemistry student have in common? They both can’t handle the pressure.
  51. Why are the Browns like a pancake? They always get flipped and served on Sundays.
  52. What do the Browns and my phone have in common? They both die in the fourth quarter.
  53. Why did the Browns fan bring a ladder to the game? To finally get over their hopes.
  54. What’s the Browns’ favorite day of the week? Draft day – at least they have a chance to win.
  55. Why did the Browns go to art school? They needed to learn how to draw a win.
  56. Why are the Browns like an old laptop? They’ve lost their drive.
  57. What’s the difference between a Browns fan and a bucket of cement? The cement will eventually become solid.
  58. Why do the Browns love geometry? Because it’s the only place they hear about perfect squares and never lose.
  59. Why do the Browns always bring a map to the game? They have trouble finding the end zone.
  60. How are the Browns like my GPS? They’re always recalculating.
  61. Why did the Browns go to the bakery? Because they’re good at serving up turnovers.
  62. Why did the Browns bring a bucket to the game? They wanted to remember what it was like to catch something.
  63. Why do the Browns always play under the lights? They like to be in the spotlight, even when they drop the ball.
  64. What do the Browns and my email account have in common? They both have trouble with interceptions.
  65. Why are the Browns like a magician? They always perform disappearing acts during the game.
  66. What’s the difference between the Browns and an old boot? The boot has seen a kick.
  67. Why did the Browns go to the mechanic? They needed a new engine for their running game.
  68. Why do the Browns prefer driving automatic cars? They’ve never been good at shifting gears in the second half.
  69. What do you call a Browns player on Wheel of Fortune? A third-round draft pick.
  70. Why are the Browns like a three-legged dog? They can’t make it to the end zone.
  71. Why did the Browns fan carry a photo of the team? It’s the only way to see a good lineup.
  72. Why did the Browns go to the zoo? They heard the lions are less threatening there.
  73. Why are the Browns like my old PC? They both can’t run anything.
  74. Why are the Browns like a washing machine? They agitate for a while, then lose all their power.
  75. Why do Browns fans never play hide and seek? Because no one would look for them.
  76. What’s the difference between the Browns and a taxi driver? The taxi driver can drive 100 yards.
  77. Why do the Browns bring a marker to the game? They always redraw the game plan.
  78. Why are the Browns like an actor in a bad play? They can’t remember their lines.
  79. Why did the Browns go to the theater? To finally see a good performance.
  80. What’s the difference between the Browns and a drill? The drill has a drive.
  81. What’s the Browns’ favorite part of a joke? The “punt”-line.
  82. Why did the Browns go to a flea market? They heard they could pick up a pass there.
  83. Why are the Browns like a gardener? They’re always pushing a hoe for yards.
  84. What do the Browns and a fisherman have in common? They both always miss the catch.
  85. Why did the Browns bring a comic book to the game? To finally have a chance to see some heroes.
  86. What’s the difference between the Browns and a rooster? A rooster can score at dawn.
  87. Why are the Browns like an antique? They have no finish.
  88. What do the Browns and my lawn have in common? They both need a good trimming.
  89. What’s the Browns’ favorite card game? “Go Fish” – because they can’t find a “diamond” in the field.
  90. What’s the difference between the Browns and a carpenter? The carpenter knows the drill.
  91. Why are the Browns like my alarm clock? They can’t get a single hand moving.
  92. Why do the Browns play in a dome? So the pigeons can’t interrupt the only good game.
  93. Why do the Browns always eat before the game? They know they won’t get a bite at the end zone.
  94. Why did the Browns go to the circus? They wanted to see what a balanced act looks like.
  95. What do the Browns and a trash can have in common? They both get taken out once a week.
  96. What’s the difference between the Browns and a stop sign? You can depend on the stop sign to make a stop.
  97. Why are the Browns like a bakery? They keep serving turnovers.
  98. What’s the Browns’ favorite movie? “Gone in 60 Seconds” – it’s how they lose games.
  99. What do the Browns and a farmer have in common? They’re always worried about the next “draft.”
  100. Why did the Browns go to the museum? To see what a trophy looks like.
  101. Why do Browns fans wear paper bags? It’s the only way they can get through the “recycle” phase.
  102. Why are the Browns like a tourist? They never know where they’re going.
  103. What do the Browns and my grandma have in common? They both have trouble making it to the end zone.
  104. Why do the Browns always play at night? They’re afraid of the shadows.
  105. What’s the difference between the Browns and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.
  106. What’s the Browns’ favorite breakfast? “Scrambled” eggs – just like their defense.
  107. Why are the Browns like a bear in hibernation? They sleep through the season.
  108. What do you call a Browns player with a championship? A fantasy football winner.
  109. What’s the difference between the Browns and a golf pro? The golf pro knows how to score.
  110. Why are the Browns like a politician? They always fumble their words.
  111. Why did the Browns go to the casino? To know what it feels like to hit the jackpot.
  112. Why are the Browns like a fast food restaurant? They can’t deliver a good burger.
  113. Why are the Browns like a leaky faucet? They can’t hold the pressure.
  114. What’s the difference between the Browns and a chess master? The chess master has a game plan.
  115. Why do the Browns always bring a calculator to the game? They have trouble adding up the points.
  116. Why did the Browns go to school? To learn how to count to four.
  117. What do the Browns and a mosquito have in common? They both buzz around without doing any good.
  118. Why are the Browns like a snowstorm? They can’t get past a flurry.
  119. Why did the Browns visit a farm? To see how a real horse power looks like.
  120. What’s the Browns’ favorite song? “Under Pressure” – it describes their gameplay.
  121. What do the Browns and a vending machine have in common? They both don’t change when you want them to.
  122. Why did the Browns go to the eye doctor? To get some vision in the field.
  123. What’s the difference between the Browns and a cell phone? The cell phone has good reception.
  124. Why are the Browns like a broken clock? They’re only right twice a season.
  125. Why do the Browns always wear helmets? To protect themselves from their own gameplay.
  126. Why are the Browns like a sunken ship? They have trouble staying afloat.
  127. What’s the Browns’ favorite holiday? Draft day – they always get a gift.
  128. Why did the Browns go to the gas station? They ran out of gas in the last quarter.
  129. What’s the difference between the Browns and a magician? The magician does tricks; the Browns just disappear.
  130. Why are the Browns like a puzzle? They always miss a piece.
  131. What do you call a Browns player with a Super Bowl ring? A guest speaker.
  132. Why did the Browns go to the fair? To finally get a ride.
  133. What do the Browns and a police officer have in common? They both can’t handle the rush.
  134. What’s the difference between the Browns and a TV remote? The TV remote has control.
  135. Why did the Browns bring a flashlight to the game? To find their way out of the loss.
  136. Why are the Browns like a treadmill? They keep running but go nowhere.
  137. What’s the Browns’ favorite drink? “Fumbled” milk – it describes their gameplay.
  138. Why are the Browns like a bucket with a hole? They can’t hold anything.
  139. Why did the Browns visit a therapist? They have separation anxiety from winning.
  140. What’s the difference between the Browns and a dog? The dog can catch a Frisbee.
  141. Why are the Browns like a radio? They can’t play without static.
  142. Why do the Browns always bring a ruler to the game? To measure their progress.
  143. Why did the Browns go to the library? To finally get some points.

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