57+ zebra jokes
- Why don’t zebras ever play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
- Why did the zebra go to school? To improve its stripes.
- What did the zebra say when his friend told a funny joke? “You crack me stripe up!”
- Why did the zebra bring a ladder to the watering hole? He wanted to drink in high spirits.
- What do you call a zebra that can play the piano? A key-bra!
- Why did the zebra get a ticket? He was caught jay-walking in the pedestrian crossing!
- What did the zebra say to his crush? “I’m just wild about you.”
- Why was the zebra always relaxed? He never lets things get black and white.
- What do zebras call their babies? Zebbies.
- Why did the zebra refuse to play chess? He was a horse of a different color.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite holiday? Christmas, because it’s black, white, and red all over!
- Why did the zebra break up with his girlfriend? She was seeing a horse on the side.
- Why are zebras bad at poker? They always show their stripes.
- What do you call a zebra with a sunburn? A red and white and black zebra.
- Why don’t zebras make good secret agents? They’re always found stripe away!
- Why are zebras always calm? They don’t want to stirrup any trouble.
- Why are zebras great at playing baseball? They’re always in the right field.
- How do zebras communicate? With zeb-mails.
- Why was the zebra late to work? Traffic was a real jungle out there.
- How do zebras greet each other? “Hay there!”
- Why did the zebra join the circus? He wanted to be in the mane event.
- Why did the zebra become a referee? He already had the uniform.
- What do you call a zebra that escaped from the zoo? A wild stripe chase.
- What do you call a fast zebra? A zip-bra!
- Why was the zebra always the last one picked in dodgeball? His opponents could always spot him.
- Why don’t zebras like to share? They’re black and white about keeping things to themselves.
- Why do zebras hang out with ostriches? So they can play ‘head in the sand, tail in the stripes.’
- What did the zebra say to his therapist? “I’m just feeling a little off balance, like I’ve lost my stripes.”
- What’s a zebra’s favorite pastime? Stripe poker.
- Why did the zebra never feel alone? He always had his stripes to keep him company.
- Why was the zebra a bad comedian? His jokes were just too black and white.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite fruit? A zeb-erry!
- What’s a zebra’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it has lots of saxes and violins.
- What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A horse of course!
- How does a zebra ask for food? “Can I have some hay, please? With black and white stripes on top!”
- Why did the zebra get a timeout? He was horsing around too much.
- What do you call a zebra that can sing? A zeb-rap-star!
- Why was the zebra always tired? He was working night and day, around the clop.
- Why was the zebra so good at math? He always knew how to count his stripes.
- Why did the zebra bring an umbrella? He wanted to stay dry, not become a zeb-rain-a!
- Why did the zebra become a painter? He had a real flair for abstract patterns.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite sport? Race-horse-riding.
- What do you call a zebra that can fly? A zeb-rairplane!
- Why don’t zebras ever feel blue? Because they’re always black and white!
- What’s a zebra’s favorite time of day? Twilight, when everything is black and white.
- What do you call a zebra that’s moved to the Arctic? A zebrrrr-a!
- How do zebras get their stripes? They earn them!
- Why are zebras terrible at basketball? Their shots always go wide of the mark.
- What do zebras have that no other animal has? Baby zebras.
- What did the zebra say to the lion at the poker game? “I thought you were a cheetah.”
- Why did the zebra bring a map to the party? So he wouldn’t get lost in the herd.
- What is a zebra’s favorite dance? The Foxtrot – they just love the steps!
- What do zebras serve at a birthday party? Stripe cake.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite TV show? Grey’s Anatomy – they like the black and white parts.
- How does a zebra like his steak? Well-done with black and white sauce.
- Why did the zebra become a musician? He was really into the band The White Stripes.
- Why was the zebra always getting in trouble? He couldn’t change his stripes.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite drink? Zebra-cino, with just a hint of mocha.
- Why was the zebra late to his date? He lost track of time while looking at his reflection in the watering hole.
- How do you apologize to a zebra? Say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to cross your stripes.”
- What do you call a zebra wearing pink lipstick? A zebra-glam!
- How does a zebra navigate in the forest? He uses his stripe map.
- Why did the zebra go to art school? He had a talent for making bold strokes.
- Why do zebras always get lost? Their GPS only works in black and white.
- What is a zebra’s favorite book? “The Old Man and the Zebra” by Ernest Heming-stripes.
- Why don’t zebras play football? The referees get confused with their uniforms.
- What do you call a zebra with a cell phone? A zebra-ling!
- What’s a zebra’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline, it always has a black and white ending.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite dessert? Stripe-deli!
- What kind of car does a zebra drive? A Ford Mustang, of course!
- Why are zebras so good at fitting in? They know how to blend into the crowd.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite vegetable? Zebra-ni squash.
- Why do zebras always carry a pen and paper? You never know when you’ll need to draw some stripes.
- Why was the zebra always broke? He kept betting on the wrong horse.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite game? Stripecraft!
- Why was the zebra such a good storyteller? He always knew how to stripe up a conversation.
- What did the zebra say after his first workout at the gym? “I feel like a whole new horse.”
- Why did the zebra start a podcast? He wanted to have his voice herd.
- Why did the zebra go on a diet? He was having trouble fitting into his stripes.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite snack? Zebra-cakes, of course!
- How did the zebra get his job? He nailed the stripe interview.
- Why did the zebra join the army? He wanted to serve his country, mane and tail.
- Why did the zebra go to the optician? He was seeing spots instead of stripes.
- What do you call a zebra who can’t decide on anything? A zebra-diculous!
- How does a zebra ask for a date? “Would you like to trot out with me?”
- Why do zebras get promoted? Because they’re always on the right track.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite movie? “Black and White,” the ultimate classic film.
- Why was the zebra a poor gambler? He always played his cards in black and white.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Sahara Strip.
- What do you call a zebra on a treadmill? A zebra-sizer!
- Why was the zebra a terrible secret keeper? He always blurted out the black and white of it.
- What do you call a zebra who can rap? Zeb-rapper!
- Why don’t zebras like to play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
- Why do zebras make terrible politicians? They can’t decide if they’re black or white.
- What do you call a zebra with a lot of money? A zeb-billionaire!
- How do zebras communicate over long distances? With Morse stripes.
- Why was the zebra always picked first for the football team? He was always in great hoof.
- Why did the zebra become an astronomer? He was fascinated by the stars and stripes.
- Why do zebras love Halloween? They have the perfect skeleton costume.
- What do you call a zebra in a blender? A zebra smoothie.
- Why was the zebra’s report card always full of A’s? He always had his stripes in a row.
- Why did the zebra start a band? He had the perfect beat – black, white, black, white.
- Why did the zebra join a choir? He loved singing in harmonious stripes.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite style of painting? Stripe art.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite Broadway show? “Phantom of the O-Stripe-ra!”
- Why do zebras never get lost? They always have their stripe guide.
- Why did the zebra visit the psychiatrist? He felt like he was living life in black and white.
- What do you call a zebra that can cook? A chef-bra!
- Why are zebras always content? Because life is always black and white.
- What do you call a baby zebra? A little stripling.
- Why did the zebra cross the road? Because he was following the pedestrian crossing.
- Why was the zebra the best judge? Because he always saw things in black and white.
- What do zebras eat for breakfast? Stripe-os!
- Why was the zebra named the school mascot? He embodied school spirit – black, white, and proud.
- Why was the zebra a great detective? He always found his man, stripe away!
- How do zebras like their eggs? Stri-poled!
- Why did the zebra refuse to play games? He didn’t want to be part of the mane-stream.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite store? Zebra-mart!
- Why did the zebra go to the party? To have a grrreat time!
- What do you call a zebra on a skateboard? A stripe-boarder.
- Why was the zebra the best teacher? He always left a mark on his students.
- What do you call a zebra that can play soccer? A zeb-goal-a!
- Why was the zebra the class valedictorian? Because he was a straight-A student, of course!
- Why did the zebra get the job at the library? He loved books – they were black and white and read all over.
- Why did the zebra go to the tailor? To get his stripes altered.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite kind of exercise? Stripe aerobics.
- Why did the zebra love watching basketball? He always rooted for the referees.
- What do you call a zebra that can juggle? A stripe performer!
- Why are zebras always ready for a photo? They’re always in their best stripes.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite condiment? Mustripe!
- Why did the zebra go to the gym? To keep his stripes in shape.
- Why was the zebra great at the stock market? He always kept track of the bulls and bears.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite type of cookie? Stripe-doodles!
- Why was the zebra a terrible liar? You could always spot the truth.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite type of pizza? Pepperoni and stripe-sausage.
- Why did the zebra become a barber? He was great at making clean cuts.
- Why did the zebra get a trophy? He had a stripe-ing victory.
- Why are zebras great bakers? They always stripe the right balance of ingredients.
- Why don’t zebras have Facebook? They can’t pick a profile color.
- Why did the zebra go to the beauty salon? To get his mane done.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite magazine? “Stripe Digest.”
- Why did the zebra become a fashion designer? He had a passion for patterns.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite place to visit? Stripecago!
- What do you call a zebra who meditates? Zen-bra.
- Why did the zebra take acting classes? He wanted to be a star in the spotlight.
- What’s a zebra’s favorite candy? Stripe-burst!
- What do you call a zebra that can act? A star-bra!
- Why did the zebra wear a disguise? He wanted to be incognito – but his stripes gave him away!
- What’s a zebra’s favorite type of music? Stripes and bass!
- And finally, why are zebras like old stories? They both have long tails and lots of stripes!