57+ wizard jokes

  1. Why don’t wizards ever go bald? Because they always have a few tricks up their hair!
  2. Why did the wizard carry a calendar? Because he had a lot of dates with destiny.
  3. What’s a wizard’s favorite part of a song? The spell-ing chorus!
  4. Why don’t wizards use pens? Because they’re afraid they might draw the wrong conclusion.
  5. Why did the wizard always carry an umbrella? Because he knew there was a slight chance of spell.
  6. Why did the wizard go to school? He had a thirst for ‘k’nowledge!
  7. Why did the wizard become a gardener? He had a knack for weed-ing out problems!
  8. What do you call a wizard who only uses fire spells? A light magician!
  9. Why did the wizard refuse to play cards? He was afraid of dealing with a bad hand.
  10. Why was the wizard bad at cooking? Because he always burnt his spells!
  11. Why did the wizard always write in code? He didn’t want anyone to spell-check his work!
  12. What’s a wizard’s favorite type of dog? A Labracadabrador!
  13. Why did the wizard go to the beach? He wanted to practice his sand-witch-craft.
  14. What did the wizard say to his broom? “You sweep me off my feet!”
  15. Why did the wizard carry a ladder? Because he always wanted to take things to the next level!
  16. Why was the wizard’s computer so fast? It had a spell-check processor.
  17. Why did the wizard refuse to eat the alphabet soup? He didn’t want to consume his own words.
  18. Why did the wizard’s phone always have reception? Because he always had a good spell signal!
  19. What did the wizard say when he made a mistake in his potion? “I’ve botched the brew, haven’t I?”
  20. What does a wizard do in his free time? He casts away his troubles!
  21. What’s a wizard’s favorite place to eat? At the spell-et bar!
  22. What’s a wizard’s favorite dance? The magic boogie!
  23. Why do wizards make terrible secret keepers? Because they can’t help but spill the beans… and the potions!
  24. Why are wizards terrible at Hide and Seek? They always leave a trail of magic dust!
  25. Why did the wizard never get locked out of his house? He always had the right key-stone!
  26. Why did the wizard’s plant always grow? Because he watered it with his watering ‘can-trip’!
  27. What did the wizard say to the calendar? “Your days are numbered!”
  28. Why do wizards make bad comedians? Because they always ‘spell’ the punchline!
  29. What’s a wizard’s favorite workout? Spell-ates!
  30. Why do wizards always win at chess? They know all the knight’s moves!
  31. What do you call a wizard who can play the guitar? A rock-n-roll sorcerer!
  32. Why are wizards bad at cooking? They can’t handle the heat in the kitchen… or the fireballs!
  33. Why did the wizard bring a light bulb to the party? Because he wanted to light up the room!
  34. Why did the wizard never get lost? He always had a compass spell handy!
  35. Why did the wizard refuse to play football? He said it was too much of a kicking spell!
  36. Why do wizards always carry a wand? They can’t handle life without a little magic!
  37. Why don’t wizards use doorbells? They prefer to ‘knock-knock’ with their wands!
  38. Why did the wizard visit the desert? He wanted to meet the sand-witches!
  39. Why are wizards great at baseball? They always know what’s coming in the crystal ‘ball’!
  40. Why did the wizard bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to get lost in the crowd!
  41. What do you call a wizard who only uses ice spells? A cool magician!
  42. Why did the wizard never get tired? He had plenty of rest-orative spells!
  43. Why did the wizard love to read? He enjoyed getting lost in the pages of a ‘spell’book!
  44. Why don’t wizards use bookmarks? Because they prefer to memorize the page ‘numbers’!
  45. Why did the wizard’s diet consist of alphabet soup? Because he wanted to eat his words!
  46. Why did the wizard always play the lottery? Because he was feeling lucky!
  47. Why was the wizard always late? He couldn’t find the right ‘time’ spell!
  48. Why do wizards make terrible thieves? They always leave a magical trace!
  49. What did the wizard say to his apprentice? “You have a lot to ‘incant’ up to!”
  50. Why do wizards love riddles? Because they have the answer to everything!
  51. What do you call a wizard with a cold? A s’not-cerer!
  52. Why do wizards never run out of words? They always have a spell for that!
  53. Why are wizards the best musicians? They always ‘note’ the right tune!
  54. What’s a wizard’s favorite type of clothing? Robe-s!
  55. What do you call a wizard who only uses wind spells? A breeze magician!
  56. Why was the wizard’s joke so funny? It had a great punchline and ‘spell’ing!
  57. Why did the wizard never forget anything? He had a photographic ‘spell’ memory!
  58. Why did the wizard keep hitting the replay button? He loved the sound of magic!
  59. What’s a wizard’s favorite dessert? Choco-‘spell’-ing bee!
  60. What do you call a wizard with no magic? A mere illusionist!
  61. Why do wizards make terrible lawyers? They can’t resist the urge to ‘spell’ out the truth!
  62. Why are wizards always calm? They always keep their cool under ‘spell’.
  63. What did the wizard say to his alarm clock? “Time to make some magic!”
  64. Why was the wizard always positive? Because he knew there’s no use crying over ‘spell’ milk!
  65. What’s a wizard’s favorite type of tea? ‘Spell’-grey!
  66. Why did the wizard go to the moon? He wanted to try some space magic!
  67. What do you call a wizard in a traffic jam? An enraged magician!
  68. Why are wizards good at basketball? They always have a ‘shot’ at the goal!
  69. Why do wizards hate vacuum cleaners? They suck the magic out of everything!
  70. Why was the wizard always fair? He played by the book… of spells!
  71. Why did the wizard go to the gym? He wanted to lift his ‘spirits’!
  72. What’s a wizard’s favorite vegetable? ‘Spell’ery!
  73. What’s a wizard’s favorite fruit? ‘Spell’berries!
  74. Why did the wizard never win at poker? His face was always ‘read’.
  75. Why did the wizard always have money? Because his pockets were full of ‘gold’ spells!
  76. Why do wizards make good detectives? They always have a clue!
  77. What did the wizard say to his beer? “You’re brew-tiful!”
  78. Why did the wizard never get married? He was afraid of committing to a binding spell!
  79. Why do wizards never go on diet? They prefer to ‘waist’ away their magic!
  80. Why did the wizard always carry a mirror? He loved to reflect on his spells!
  81. Why did the wizard refuse to play soccer? He didn’t like being on the receiving end of kicks!
  82. Why did the wizard go to the bakery? He wanted a taste of the ‘roll’ing magic!
  83. Why do wizards always write in cursive? They love the spell of it!
  84. Why did the wizard wear glasses? To help him see the magic!
  85. Why do wizards make good authors? They always have a spell for writer’s block!
  86. Why did the wizard always carry a fan? He loved to be ‘blown’ away!
  87. Why are wizards so good at Math? They always count on their spells!
  88. Why did the wizard always carry a stopwatch? He liked to time his spells!
  89. What do you call a wizard who can swim? A deep-sea sorcerer!
  90. Why did the wizard wear a watch? To keep track of his ‘time’ spells!
  91. Why do wizards always carry a flashlight? They like to shine in their magic!
  92. Why do wizards make good teachers? They never run out of ‘lessons’!
  93. Why did the wizard always carry a dictionary? He didn’t want to misspell anything!
  94. Why did the wizard always carry a compass? He never liked to lose his ‘direction’!
  95. Why did the wizard wear a helmet? To ‘guard’ his thoughts!
  96. Why did the wizard always wear gloves? To get a better ‘grip’ on his spells!
  97. What do you call a wizard who’s good at jumping? A hop-sorcerer!
  98. Why did the wizard always have a towel? He liked to keep his magic ‘dry’!
  99. Why did the wizard always carry a notepad? To jot down his spell ‘ideas’!
  100. Why did the wizard always have a clean house? He had a ‘sweeping’ spell!
  101. What do you call a wizard who’s always tired? A yawn-sorcerer!
  102. Why did the wizard always wear a cape? He liked to keep his magic ‘covered’!
  103. Why did the wizard always have a smile? He had a ‘cheerful’ spell!
  104. Why did the wizard never lose a fight? He had a ‘winning’ spell!
  105. What do you call a wizard who only uses earth spells? A grounded magician!
  106. Why did the wizard go to the art museum? He wanted to see the ‘picture’ spells!
  107. Why did the wizard always carry a whistle? He liked to ‘call’ his spells!
  108. Why did the wizard always have a cat? He needed a ‘purr-fect’ companion!
  109. Why did the wizard always have a ruler? He liked to ‘measure’ his spells!
  110. Why did the wizard always have a comb? He liked to keep his magic ‘tidy’!
  111. What do you call a wizard who’s good at boxing? A punch-sorcerer!
  112. Why did the wizard always wear socks? To keep his magic ‘warm’!
  113. Why did the wizard never get surprised? He had a ‘predicting’ spell!
  114. Why did the wizard always carry a handkerchief? He liked to ‘wipe’ his magic!
  115. Why did the wizard always have a coin? He liked to ‘flip’ his spells!
  116. Why did the wizard always wear a backpack? He liked to ‘carry’ his magic!
  117. What do you call a wizard who’s always late? A slow-sorcerer!
  118. Why did the wizard always carry a bottle? He liked to ‘pour’ his magic!
  119. Why did the wizard always have a bell? He liked to ‘ring’ his spells!
  120. Why did the wizard always wear a scarf? To keep his magic ‘snug’!
  121. What do you call a wizard who’s good at running? A sprint-sorcerer!
  122. Why did the wizard always wear boots? To ‘stomp’ his magic!
  123. Why did the wizard always carry a book? He liked to ‘read’ his spells!
  124. Why did the wizard always have a clock? He liked to ‘tick’ his magic!
  125. What do you call a wizard who’s good at singing? A song-sorcerer!
  126. Why did the wizard always wear a hat? To ‘top’ his magic!
  127. Why did the wizard always have a camera? He liked to ‘snap’ his spells!
  128. Why did the wizard always carry a basket? He liked to ‘collect’ his magic!
  129. What do you call a wizard who’s always calm? A serene-sorcerer!
  130. Why did the wizard always wear a tie? To ‘knot’ his magic!
  131. Why did the wizard always have a hammer? He liked to ‘nail’ his spells!
  132. Why did the wizard always wear a mask? To ‘hide’ his magic!
  133. Why did the wizard always carry a stick? He liked to ‘point’ his spells!
  134. Why did the wizard always have a spoon? He liked to ‘stir’ his magic!
  135. What do you call a wizard who’s always happy? A joy-sorcerer!
  136. Why did the wizard always wear a belt? To ‘hold’ his magic!
  137. Why did the wizard always have a pencil? He liked to ‘draw’ his spells!
  138. Why did the wizard always carry a purse? He liked to ‘bag’ his magic!
  139. What do you call a wizard who’s always sad? A gloom-sorcerer!
  140. Why did the wizard always wear earrings? To ‘dangle’ his magic!
  141. Why did the wizard always have a fork? He liked to ‘pierce’ his spells!
  142. Why did the wizard always carry a wallet? He liked to ‘cash’ his magic!
  143. What do you call a wizard who’s always quiet? A mute-sorcerer!
  144. Why did the wizard always wear glasses? To ‘see’ his magic!
  145. Why did the wizard always have a key? He liked to ‘unlock’ his spells!
  146. Why did the wizard always carry a pillow? He liked to ‘soften’ his magic!
  147. What do you call a wizard who’s always kind? A kind-sorcerer!
  148. Why did the wizard always wear a wristwatch? To ‘time’ his magic!
  149. Why did the wizard always have a cup? He liked to ‘fill’ his spells!
  150. Why did the wizard always carry a flag? He liked to ‘wave’ his magic!

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