70 urologist jokes

  1. Why did the urologist go to the art exhibition? Because he heard there was a new stream of artwork.
  2. What does a urologist call a mystery condition? A wee problem.
  3. How does a urologist break up with someone? He says, “Urine my past.”
  4. Why do urologists always seem calm? They know how to go with the flow.
  5. Why did the urologist carry a tube? Because he wanted to make sure everything was in good pipes.
  6. How does a urologist start a race? On your mark, get set, go bladder!
  7. What do you call a urologist who loves gardening? A seedologist.
  8. What’s a urologist’s favorite musical instrument? The p-iano.
  9. Why are urologists great at making decisions? They always flush out the details.
  10. How do urologists prefer their coffee? Urn-brewed.
  11. Why are urologists good at parties? They know how to relieve tension.
  12. What is a urologist’s favorite animal? The pee-lamingo.
  13. Why did the urologist go to the baseball game? He wanted to see the pitch-er.
  14. Why do urologists always win at poker? Because they have a great poker bladder face.
  15. How do urologists express gratitude? They give a kidney thank you.
  16. What’s a urologist’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, for kidney stones.
  17. Why did the urologist become a politician? He was used to dealing with leaks.
  18. Why did the urologist go to plumbing school? He wanted to know what was up with pipes.
  19. How do you know a urologist is happy? They can’t hold in their excitement.
  20. What’s a urologist’s favorite song? “Urine My Heart.”
  21. Why was the urologist good at chess? Because he knew how to control the pawns.
  22. What is a urologist’s favorite holiday? St. Pat-stream’s day.
  23. What did the urologist say when he cured the patient? “Urine good hands now.”
  24. Why was the urologist a good musician? He knew how to handle the organ.
  25. Why was the urologist’s book so good? It had a gripping stream of thought.
  26. What’s a urologist’s favorite plant? P-onytail.
  27. Why did the urologist bring a map to the party? He didn’t want to lose his flow.
  28. What’s a urologist’s favorite dessert? Peach cobbler, because of the peaches and the ‘cobbler’!
  29. How does a urologist propose? He says, “Will urine me forever?”
  30. Why are urologists good at dancing? They have great flow.
  31. What’s a urologist’s favorite type of pasta? Kidney-ppini.
  32. What did the urologist say at the comedy club? “Urine for a treat!”
  33. Why did the urologist bring a jug to the meeting? He wanted to show his team spirit.
  34. What’s a urologist’s favorite hobby? Stream watching.
  35. Why did the urologist become a sommelier? He has a great nose for detecting a bouquet.
  36. How did the urologist do in the marathon? He passed with flying colors.
  37. What do you call a urologist who also writes songs? A com-pee-ser.
  38. Why do urologists like to camp by the river? They enjoy the sound of flowing water.
  39. What’s a urologist’s favorite game? Urine-ary Pursuit.
  40. How did the urologist make his fortune? He invested in liquid assets.
  41. What’s a urologist’s favorite drink? Lemonade, straight from the lemon!
  42. Why did the urologist make a good detective? He always got to the bottom of things.
  43. Why was the urologist bad at hide and seek? He always followed the stream.
  44. What’s a urologist’s favorite dance? The pee-nut butter jelly time dance.
  45. How does a urologist start a journey? He just goes with the flow.
  46. What did the urologist say to the soda machine? “Keep the change, urine good health.”
  47. Why was the urologist always elected as team leader? He was a stream-liner.
  48. How did the urologist do on his final exams? He passed with flying colors.
  49. What’s a urologist’s favorite planet? U-rine-us.
  50. Why did the urologist join the circus? He was always drawn to the juggling act.
  51. What do you call a urologist’s cat? A purr-ologist.
  52. Why do urologists love summer? They can’t resist a good pool party.
  53. What do you call a urologist who’s also a boxer? Urine Trouble.
  54. Why are urologists great party hosts? They always have punch on tap.
  55. What’s a urologist’s favorite style of art? Watercolors.
  56. Why do urologists enjoy ocean cruises? They’re all about the currents.
  57. What’s a urologist’s favorite movie? “Stream of Life.”
  58. Why did the urologist join the bowling team? He had a knack for striking out problems.
  59. Why are urologists always on time? They have a strict schedule to keep their flow in check.
  60. What’s a urologist’s favorite flower? Tulips, because they look like a cup!
  61. What do you call a urologist who also deals with eye care? An “I-pee-cialist”.
  62. Why did the urologist get along well with the bartender? They both knew a lot about taps.
  63. What do you call a urologist’s dog? A pee-kingese.
  64. Why do urologists love boating? They’re fascinated by the ebb and flow of tides.
  65. Why do urologists make good geologists? They both appreciate a good stream.
  66. What did the urologist say to the baker? “Urine good dough.”
  67. Why did the urologist go to the beach? To see the ebb and flow of the tide.
  68. What do you call a urologist who also fixes roofs? A leak specialist.
  69. Why do urologists like tea parties? They know the best way to serve tea.
  70. What’s a urologist’s favorite ice cream flavor? Lemon sorbet, for obvious reasons.

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