150 unicorn jokes

  1. Why don’t unicorns ever lie? Because they’re always straight to the “point”!
  2. What’s a unicorn’s favorite dessert? Rainbow sherbet!
  3. Why was the unicorn able to jump higher than a castle? Because castles can’t jump!
  4. Why do unicorns like silly jokes? Because they’re “unicorny”!
  5. What does a unicorn call his father? “Pop” corn!
  6. Why did the unicorn refuse to play cards in the jungle? He was afraid of cheetahs!
  7. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of music? Horn and B!
  8. Why did the unicorn take a rainbow to school? Because it wanted to have bright ideas!
  9. How does a unicorn start a race? “On your mark, get set, glow!”
  10. Why don’t unicorns ever go to war? They’re too busy horsing around!
  11. Why did the unicorn go to the other side of the rainbow? To get to the pot of gold!
  12. How does a unicorn say goodbye? “Bye-corn”!
  13. What’s a unicorn’s favorite cereal? Lucky Charms, of course!
  14. How do you catch a unicorn? Hide in a rainbow and make a noise like a carrot!
  15. What do you call a unicorn with a cold? A unicorngested!
  16. Why do unicorns love playing baseball? Because they’re great at hitting home “runs”!
  17. What did the grape say when the unicorn stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
  18. What do you call a unicorn that can’t make up its mind? An indecishorn!
  19. Why did the unicorn bring a suitcase to school? Because he had a lot of “homework”!
  20. What do you call a unicorn who lives near the sea? A Seahorncorn!
  21. Why do unicorns make terrible secret keepers? Because they always “spill the beans”!
  22. Why are unicorns always on time? Because they’re very “punctual”!
  23. What’s a unicorn’s favorite exercise? Jumping over rainbows!
  24. What does a unicorn use to write its homework? A rainbow pen!
  25. Why don’t unicorns ever play hide and seek with leprechauns? Because they’re always spotted!
  26. What do you call a unicorn with no horn? A horse, of course!
  27. Why did the unicorn get an award? Because he was outstanding in his “field”!
  28. Why did the unicorn go to space? To see if there were any “astro-corns”!
  29. What’s a unicorn’s favorite pick up line? “Are you a unicorn? Because our love is legendary!”
  30. Why don’t unicorns ever get lost? Because they always follow the rainbow!
  31. What do you call a fast unicorn? A sprinticorn!
  32. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of story? A fairy tail!
  33. Why do unicorns make great comedians? Because they always get to the “point”!
  34. Why was the unicorn a great politician? Because he always stood for the “right” things!
  35. What do you call a unicorn that lives in the city? A Metropoliticorn!
  36. Why don’t unicorns use cell phones? They prefer to “horn” in on conversations!
  37. What’s a unicorn’s favorite type of joke? A “corny” one!
  38. Why was the unicorn always early? Because he didn’t want to be “late-icorn”!
  39. Why did the unicorn go to the bakery? To get some “rain-bread”!
  40. What does a unicorn take when it has a headache? An “aspirin-corn”!
  41. Why don’t unicorns like fast food? It’s too “unwholesome”!
  42. What do you call a unicorn that tells jokes? A comedi-corn!
  43. Why are unicorns great dancers? Because they have the moves like “jagger-corn”!
  44. What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t believe in magic? A reality-corn!
  45. What did the unicorn say to the copycat? “Stop trying to be me-icorn”!
  46. Why are unicorns good at math? Because they know their “add-corns”!
  47. What’s a unicorn’s favorite TV show? The “Walking Dread”!
  48. Why do unicorns like corn mazes? Because they’re a-“maze”-ing!
  49. What do you call a unicorn with two horns? Bi-corn!
  50. Why did the unicorn join the circus? Because it wanted to be the “center of attraction”!
  51. Why are unicorns bad at playing chess? Because they always lose their knights!
  52. What do you call a unicorn that sleeps all the time? A “snore”-icorn!
  53. Why did the unicorn go to the party? Because it was a “blast”!
  54. What do you call a unicorn with a black belt? A Ninja-corn!
  55. Why do unicorns like to read? Because they’re “bookworm-corns”!
  56. What’s a unicorn’s favorite season? “Fall”-icorn!
  57. Why don’t unicorns ever get wet in the rain? Because they’re “rainproof”!
  58. What do you call a unicorn in the army? A Major-corn!
  59. Why did the unicorn become a gardener? To “cultivate” his talents!
  60. What do you call a unicorn that can play the piano? A “musical”-icorn!
  61. What do you call a unicorn that likes spicy food? A Jalapecorn!
  62. Why did the unicorn refuse to play chess? It was afraid of losing its “knight”!
  63. What do you call a unicorn that exercises? A Fiticorn!
  64. What do unicorns call it when they make a mistake? A “blunder-corn”!
  65. Why did the unicorn go to art school? To improve its “drawing-corn” skills!
  66. Why don’t unicorns ever play basketball? They’re afraid of getting “dunked” on!
  67. What do you call a unicorn with a large vocabulary? A “Diction-corn”!
  68. What do you call a unicorn that likes to swim? A “Dolphin-corn”!
  69. Why are unicorns great at cricket? They always hit a “home-corn”!
  70. What do you call a unicorn that can sing? A “Melodicorn”!
  71. Why do unicorns make great detectives? They always get to the “point”!
  72. What do you call a unicorn that’s always on the computer? A “Technicorn”!
  73. Why don’t unicorns ever get married? They’re already “independent”!
  74. What do you call a unicorn with a green thumb? A “Gardencorn”!
  75. Why did the unicorn always carry an umbrella? It wanted to stay “dry-corn”!
  76. What do you call a unicorn in a rock band? A “Rock Star-corn”!
  77. Why do unicorns like rainy days? They love “jumping in puddles”!
  78. What do you call a unicorn that bakes? A “Bakericorn”!
  79. Why did the unicorn take up yoga? It wanted to be a “Flexicorn”!
  80. What do you call a unicorn that’s good at chess? A “Checkmate-corn”!
  81. Why are unicorns so good at school? They’re “bright” students!
  82. What do you call a unicorn that likes the beach? A “Sandicorn”!
  83. Why do unicorns always carry maps? They don’t want to be “lost-corn”!
  84. What do you call a unicorn that’s a lawyer? A “Justicorn”!
  85. Why did the unicorn refuse to cross the road? It didn’t want to be a “chicken-corn”!
  86. What do you call a unicorn that loves Christmas? A “Santa-corn”!
  87. Why did the unicorn take up baking? It had a “sweet tooth”!
  88. What do you call a unicorn that’s a doctor? A “Medicorn”!
  89. Why do unicorns always eat their vegetables? They want to be “healthicorns”!
  90. What do you call a unicorn that loves coffee? A “Cafficorn”!
  91. Why did the unicorn sit on the mushroom? It wanted to be a “fun-guy”!
  92. What do you call a unicorn that’s a chef? A “Culinicorn”!
  93. Why do unicorns love snow? They love “snowball fights”!
  94. What do you call a unicorn that’s a firefighter? A “Heroicorn”!
  95. Why did the unicorn cross the road? To get to the “other side”!
  96. What do you call a unicorn that’s a teacher? An “Educorn”!
  97. Why don’t unicorns ever get tired? They’re full of “energy-corn”!
  98. What do you call a unicorn that likes to read? A “Bookicorn”!
  99. Why are unicorns always happy? They’re full of “joy-corn”!
  100. What do you call a unicorn that’s a journalist? A “Reporticorn”!
  101. Why don’t unicorns ever get cold? They have a “thermocorn”!
  102. What do you call a unicorn that loves fashion? A “Stylicorn”!
  103. Why do unicorns make great friends? They’re always “loyal-corn”!
  104. What do you call a unicorn that’s a scientist? A “Scientificorn”!
  105. Why don’t unicorns ever lose at hide and seek? They always “hide-corn”!
  106. What do you call a unicorn that’s a singer? A “Musicalicorn”!
  107. Why are unicorns so good at drawing? They’re “artistic-corn”!
  108. What do you call a unicorn that likes to dance? A “Danceicorn”!
  109. Why did the unicorn join the band? It had a “bandicorn”!
  110. What do you call a unicorn that’s a poet? A “Poeticorn”!
  111. Why did the unicorn bring a suitcase to the park? It was “picnic-corn”!
  112. What do you call a unicorn that’s a policeman? A “Policeicorn”!
  113. Why are unicorns always calm? They’re “peaceful-corn”!
  114. What do you call a unicorn that’s a farmer? A “Farmicorn”!
  115. Why are unicorns so good at soccer? They’re always “goal-corn”!
  116. What do you call a unicorn that’s a swimmer? A “Swimmicorn”!
  117. Why don’t unicorns get sunburn? They always use “sunscreen-corn”!
  118. What do you call a unicorn that’s a pilot? A “Piloticorn”!
  119. Why don’t unicorns play video games? They prefer to be “active-corn”!
  120. What do you call a unicorn that’s a mechanic? A “Mechanicorn”!
  121. Why did the unicorn go to the concert? It loved “music-corn”!
  122. What do you call a unicorn that’s a bartender? A “Baricorn”!
  123. Why don’t unicorns ever get sick? They’re always “healthy-corn”!
  124. What do you call a unicorn that’s a comedian? A “Comedicorn”!
  125. Why did the unicorn refuse to play cards? It was afraid of “cheaters-corn”!
  126. What do you call a unicorn that’s a secretary? A “Secretarycorn”!
  127. Why did the unicorn start a band? It wanted to be a “rockstar-corn”!
  128. What do you call a unicorn that’s a librarian? A “Libraricorn”!
  129. Why don’t unicorns ever forget? They have a “memory-corn”!
  130. What do you call a unicorn that’s a footballer? A “Footballcorn”!
  131. Why are unicorns so good at boxing? They’re always “boxing-corn”!
  132. What do you call a unicorn that’s an actor? An “Actoricorn”!
  133. Why do unicorns always carry an umbrella? They don’t like “rain-corn”!
  134. What do you call a unicorn that’s a builder? A “Buildicorn”!
  135. Why don’t unicorns ever feel down? They’re always “cheerful-corn”!
  136. What do you call a unicorn that’s a photographer? A “Photographicorn”!
  137. Why do unicorns always finish their work on time? They’re “punctual-corn”!
  138. What do you call a unicorn that’s a traveler? A “Travelicorn”!
  139. Why do unicorns always win at poker? They always have a “poker-corn”!
  140. What do you call a unicorn that’s a mailman? A “Mailicorn”!
  141. Why are unicorns always chosen as leaders? They’re “leader-corn”!
  142. What do you call a unicorn that’s a writer? A “Writicorn”!
  143. Why do unicorns never get lost? They have a “map-corn”!
  144. What do you call a unicorn that’s a soldier? A “Soldiercorn”!
  145. Why did the unicorn refuse to play chess? It didn’t want to be a “pawn-corn”!
  146. What do you call a unicorn that’s a sailor? A “Sailorcorn”!
  147. Why are unicorns always first in line? They’re always “first-corn”!
  148. What do you call a unicorn that’s a painter? A “Painticorn”!
  149. Why are unicorns never late for school? They’re always “early-corn”!
  150. What do you call a unicorn that’s a baker? A “Bakericorn”!

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