143 uni jokes

Why did the physics major break up with the biology major? Because they had no chemistry.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don’t English majors worry about sunburn? Because they always have a lot of shade.
Why was the computer science student bad at sports? He kept trying to find the root of his problems.
Why don’t statisticians ever play hide and seek? Because you should never play with random variables.
Why did the history major get grounded? Because he kept living in the past.
Why don’t law students enjoy parties? Because there’s too much fine print.
How many philosophy majors does it take to change a light bulb? Hmm… does the light bulb really want to be changed?
Why was the archaeology student broke? Because his career lies in ruins.
Why did the psychology student bring a ladder to class? To get to the top of the class hierarchy.
Why don’t geography majors play chess? They keep trying to tilt the board to mimic Earth’s axis.
Why was the art student good at math? Because he knew all the angles.
Why did the astronomy major flunk his exam? Because he spaced out.
Why was the literature student always lost? Because he took the road less traveled.
Why do music majors make good detectives? Because they always note the key evidence.
Why did the economics student bake a pie? To demonstrate the concept of “pie”-supply and demand.
What do you call a nervous engineering student? A wreck-tangle.
Why did the theater major bring a ladder to class? Because the course had a lot of drama-tic ascents.
Why did the chemistry student write “H20” all over his notebook? He was trying to make a good impression.
What do you call a sociology major who doesn’t like to share? Anti-social-ogist.
Why did the biochemistry student go broke? He couldn’t budget his genes.
Why are meteorology students always calm? Because they always have a forecast.
Why was the computer science major at the art exhibit? He heard there was free Java.
Why was the music major at the bakery? He needed to dough a lot of work.
Why was the philosophy major on a diet? Because he was contemplating the concept of “less is more.”
Why did the art student bring his paints to the bar? Because he wanted to mix things up.
Why did the biology student go to the party? He heard it was cell-ebration.
Why did the marketing major bring a ladder to class? He heard there was a high turnover rate.
Why did the mathematician refuse to work in an office? Because he couldn’t function in cubicles.
Why was the film major always alone? Because he kept cutting people out of his scenes.
Why did the geography student bring his compass to the party? He heard it was going to be disorienting.
Why did the law student bring a ruler to class? He wanted to measure the fine lines of the law.
Why was the physics student always tired? Because he was always under pressure.
Why did the statistician go to a basketball game? He heard there were a lot of averages.
Why was the theater major always silent? Because he didn’t want to break the fourth wall.
Why did the geology student bring a hammer to class? He wanted to make a good impression.
Why was the English major always positive? Because she thought negative sentences were a crime against grammar.
Why don’t librarians play hide and seek with literature majors? Because they always know where the books are.
Why did the math major get lost in the desert? He went off on a tangent.
Why did the chemistry major love cooking? Because he could mix things up without causing an explosion.
Why did the philosophy major get lost? Because he was always pondering about existence.
Why did the psychology major get a job at a bakery? Because he wanted to analyze the “kneads” of people.
Why was the history student always hungry? Because he wanted to devour the past.
Why did the archaeology major bring a shovel to class? Because she was digging the lectures.
Why was the theater major so good at yoga? Because she was flexible in every scene.
Why did the physics student take his cat to class? He wanted to demonstrate Schrödinger’s experiment.
Why was the business major always busy? Because his work was always compounding.
Why did the sociology major go to the zoo? He wanted to study the primate culture.
Why did the literature student go to a bakery? Because she heard the rolls were made of fine prose.
Why was the biology major good at poker? Because he had a natural selection of strategies.
Why did the computer science major go to a football game? He heard there was going to be a lot of coding.
Why was the chemistry major at the beauty salon? She was trying to crack the formula for beauty.
Why did the psychology major go to a bar? To observe natural human behaviour in its purest form.
Why did the history major go to a bar? Because he wanted to raise a glass to the past.
Why did the film major bring popcorn to class? Because she thought the lectures were very reel.
Why did the marketing major have a notebook full of colors? Because he was trying to find the right mix.
Why was the architecture major always quiet? Because he was always building up his thoughts.
Why did the statistics student eat only pizza? Because it was a pie chart he could understand.
Why did the engineering student go to the art exhibit? Because he wanted to appreciate the structures.
Why did the theater major sit in the corner? Because he didn’t want to be in the spotlight.
Why was the economics major at the beach? He was studying the effects of sun and sand on productivity.
Why did the English major go to a concert? Because she heard there would be a lot of verse.
Why did the philosophy major bring a mirror to class? He was reflecting on himself.
Why was the political science major always late? Because he was running for time.
Why did the chemistry major go to a gardening store? Because she needed to pick up some organic compounds.
Why did the math major go to a party? Because he wanted to go off the grid.
Why was the law major at a comedy show? Because he wanted to find the fine line between humor and offense.
Why did the geology student go to a jewelry store? He wanted to appreciate the stones.
Why did the music major go to a library? He was looking for some noteworthy books.
Why did the astronomy major go to a disco? He heard they were playing “Space Jam.”
Why did the psychology major go to a magic show? He was studying the art of illusion.
Why was the computer science major at the gym? He was working on his core algorithm.
Why did the philosophy major go to the ocean? He wanted to ponder on the depths of existence.
Why was the biology major at the casino? Because he was studying the genetics of luck.
Why did the literature major go to the forest? She was looking for some natural poetry.
Why was the physics major at a farm? Because he was studying the principles of work and energy.
Why did the math major go to a jazz concert? He wanted to study the improvisation of numbers.
Why was the political science major at a restaurant? Because he wanted to debate over a cup of coffee.
Why did the chemistry major go to a supermarket? She was looking for some organic products.
Why did the history major go to a museum? He was looking for some tangible past.
Why was the engineering major at a fashion show? Because he was studying the mechanics of fashion.
Why did the geology major go to a concert? Because he heard the band was going to rock.
Why was the music major at a football game? Because she wanted to conduct the band.
Why did the sociology major go to a cafe? Because he was studying the society’s brew-tuals.
Why did the psychology major go to a dance? Because he was studying the steps of human interaction.
Why was the theater major at a hospital? Because she wanted to explore the drama of life and death.
Why did the architecture major go to a flea market? Because he was looking for some structural inspirations.
Why did the literature major go to a poetry slam? She was looking for some rhyme and reason.
Why was the philosophy major at a construction site? Because he was contemplating the concept of creation.
Why did the biology major go to a garden? Because he was studying the roots of life.
Why was the math major at a bakery? Because she was calculating the pie-r-squared.
Why did the film major go to a circus? Because he was looking for some cinematographic inspiration.
Why was the political science major at a tea shop? Because he was brewing some policies.
Why did the economics major go to a club? Because he was studying the cost of fun.
Why was the English major at a rap concert? Because she was studying the rhythm of words.
Why did the law major go to a carnival? Because he wanted to measure the fine lines of entertainment.
Why was the computer science major at a vintage store? Because he was looking for some classic codes.
Why did the theater major go to a silent film? Because he wanted to study the power of silence.
Why was the psychology major at a comic con? Because he was studying the fandom behaviour.
Why did the philosophy major go to a comedy club? Because he was reflecting on the concept of humor.
Why was the physics major at a comedy show? Because he was studying the force of laughter.
Why did the marketing major go to a yoga class? Because he was studying the branding of peace.
Why was the astronomy major at a meditation retreat? Because he was pondering the universe within.
Why did the geology major go to a beach? Because he was studying the sands of time.
Why was the statistics major at a theme park? Because he was calculating the odds of fun.
Why did the math major go to a fair? Because he was studying the principle of fair division.
Why was the history major at a football match? Because he was reminiscing the old tactics.
Why did the architecture major go to an amusement park? Because he was studying the structures of joy.
Why was the sociology major at a wedding? Because he was studying the social constructs of love.
Why did the law major go to a boxing match? Because he was studying the rules of fight.
Why was the chemistry major at a perfume shop? Because she was cracking the scent formula.
Why did the economics major go to a thrift shop? Because he was studying the value of second-hand goods.
Why was the English major at a graffiti wall? Because she was studying the language of rebellion.
Why did the biology major go to a vineyard? Because he was studying the genetics of wine.
Why was the computer science major at a pottery class? Because he was looking for an interface with the real world.
Why did the psychology major go to an auction? Because he was studying the price people pay for desire.
Why was the political science major at a marathon? Because he was studying the race for power.
Why did the literature major go to a magic show? Because she was looking for some narrative tricks.
Why was the philosophy major at a farm? Because he was contemplating the concept of growth.
Why did the theater major go to a zoo? Because she was studying the act of survival.
Why was the marketing major at a pottery class? Because he was shaping his branding strategies.
Why did the film major go to a ballet? Because he was studying the cinematography of dance.
Why was the physics major at a bakery? Because he was studying the heat transfer in baking.
Why did the music major go to a metal concert? Because he was composing the symphony of chaos.
Why was the sociology major at a skate park? Because he was studying the culture of adrenaline.
Why did the geology major go to a glass factory? Because he was studying the transformation of sand.
Why was the economics major at a charity event? Because he was studying the economics of kindness.
Why did the history major go to a technology fair? Because he was reminiscing about the evolution of tech.
Why was the architecture major at a forest? Because he was studying the structures of nature.
Why did the art major go to a landfill? Because she was seeking beauty in chaos.
Why was the law major at a court? Because he was drafting his thesis.
Why did the chemistry major go to a flower shop? Because she was studying the chemistry of fragrances.
Why was the English major at a tweet up? Because she was studying the literature of the digital age.
Why did the math major go to a beauty parlor? Because he was calculating the symmetry of beauty.
Why was the astronomy major at a campfire? Because he was studying the stars from the ground.
Why did the biology major go to a gym? Because he was studying the anatomy of exercise.
Why was the computer science major at a music concert? Because he was debugging the rhythm of codes.
Why did the philosophy major go to a flea market? Because he was reflecting on the value of discarded things.
Why was the psychology major at a gaming convention? Because he was studying the psychology of gamers.
Why did the political science major go to a social media conference? Because he was studying the politics of the digital world.
Why was the literature major at a fashion show? Because she was studying the narratives of style.
Why did the theater major go to a drag show? Because she was studying the art of character transformation.
Why was the sociology major at a farmers’ market? Because he was studying the culture of sustainable living.

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