57+ toy story jokes

  1. Why can’t Rex play hide and seek?
    • Because he always leaves T-Racks behind!
  2. Why doesn’t Woody ever get lost?
    • Because he always follows his Buzz!
  3. How does Buzz Lightyear organize a space party?
    • He “planets.”
  4. Why did Jessie go to school?
    • To get a little more “character” development.
  5. Why did Mr. Potato Head make a great detective?
    • Because he always kept his eyes peeled!
  6. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite type of music?
    • Shear-an (Ed Sheeran) songs.
  7. What do you call it when Hamm starts playing basketball?
    • Ham Dunk!
  8. What does Slinky Dog use to write with?
    • A Pencil-extend-o!
  9. Why does Woody never feel cold?
    • Because he has a lot of “layers” to his character.
  10. Why is Bullseye the politest character in Toy Story?
    • He always gets to the point without horsing around!
  11. Why does Buzz Lightyear make a good gardener?
    • Because he’s always reaching for the stars (and sunflowers)!
  12. What does Rex say when he can’t figure out a problem?
    • “I’m dino-sore from all this thinking!”
  13. Why did Mr. Potato Head start a diet?
    • He felt a bit fried!
  14. What’s Buzz Lightyear’s favorite type of pasta?
    • Spaghett-“infinity and beyond”-i.
  15. Why did the toys go to the movies?
    • To catch a little “action”!
  16. What’s the best way to fix a broken Slinky Dog?
    • Use a spring kit!
  17. Why didn’t the toys play poker in the jungle?
    • There were too many cheetahs.
  18. Why did Woody give Bullseye some candy?
    • Because life is like a box of choc-“neigh”-ts!
  19. Why was Buzz the best at playing the trumpet?
    • He always blew people away!
  20. Why was Rex worried about playing soccer?
    • He feared getting a T-Rex card!
  21. Why did Woody go to the party with Buzz?
    • Because he didn’t want to “stick” around at home!
  22. How does Mr. Potato Head take his coffee?
    • Au gratin.
  23. What did Jessie say to the scary story?
    • “You’re pulling my string!”
  24. Why didn’t Slinky Dog ever win at Monopoly?
    • He always stretches himself too thin.
  25. How does Buzz Lightyear tie his shoes?
    • With an astro-knot!
  26. Why is Woody always calm?
    • Because he doesn’t “bark” up the wrong tree.
  27. What’s Rex’s favorite exercise?
    • The Dino-Soreus!
  28. Why is it hard for Mr. Potato Head to keep secrets?
    • He can’t keep his lips sealed.
  29. What’s Bullseye’s favorite season?
    • Gallop-ing into Fall!
  30. Why did Woody become a chef?
    • He wanted to stir up some fun.
  31. Why didn’t Buzz Lightyear talk to Hamm?
    • He didn’t want to hog the conversation.
  32. Why did Jessie refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?
    • She was afraid of cheetahs.
  33. How did Rex feel after his joke?
    • He was ROAR-ing with laughter!
  34. Why is Mr. Potato Head always the first to solve the mystery?
    • He’s always a-head of the game!
  35. What does Bo Peep say when she makes a mistake?
    • “Oh, shepard!”
  36. How does Buzz Lightyear prepare for a race?
    • He takes it one light year at a time.
  37. Why did the toys go to the music concert?
    • They heard it was going to be a “blast”!
  38. How does Rex tell time?
    • With his dino-watch!
  39. Why did Woody join the music band?
    • He wanted to play the rootin’ tootin’ guitar!
  40. What do you call a chilly Buzz Lightyear?
    • A Buzz Light-“brrr”.
  41. What did Mr. Potato Head say when he got a new hat?
    • “That’s just the topping I needed!”
  42. Why did Slinky Dog go to the gym?
    • To get more spring in his step!
  43. What does Bullseye do when he’s tired?
    • He hits the hay.
  44. What did Jessie say when she finished the puzzle?
    • “I’ve got all my pieces together now!”
  45. What’s Woody’s favorite type of bread?
    • Pumper-“knock on wood”!
  46. Why did Buzz Lightyear bring a map to the party?
    • So he wouldn’t get lost in space!
  47. Why did Mr. Potato Head go to the spa?
    • He felt a-peeling!
  48. What do you call Rex when he starts baking?
    • A dino-“scone”!
  49. Why does Bo Peep never lose at chess?
    • She always checks her mates!
  50. How does Woody say goodbye to his friends?
    • He waves and says, “So long, partner!”
  51. Why was Buzz the best at hide and seek?
    • Because he always stayed “light-years” ahead.
  52. How does Mr. Potato Head like his potatoes?
    • Mashed, with a little bit of himself in them!
  53. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of music?
    • Hip-Hop, because he’s always jumping around!
  54. What do you call it when Rex starts painting?
    • A dino-“mural”!
  55. What does Bullseye call his best friend?
    • His “neigh”-bor!
  56. What did Jessie say when she saw a ghost?
    • “You’re just a boot-scare!”
  57. Why does Woody always carry an umbrella?
    • In case there’s a “roundup” of rain!
  58. How does Buzz Lightyear greet his friends?
    • “Hello, Star!”
  59. Why did Mr. Potato Head start exercising?
    • He didn’t want to become a couch potato!
  60. Why did Rex start a band?
    • He wanted to “rock” and roll!
  61. What’s Bo Peep’s favorite type of dance?
    • Sheep and Swing!
  62. What do you call it when Woody starts singing?
    • A rootin’ tootin’ tune!
  63. How does Buzz Lightyear keep his suit clean?
    • He takes it to the dry cleaners, for a space suit cleaning.
  64. Why does Mr. Potato Head never get surprised?
    • He always keeps his eyes open!
  65. Why did Slinky Dog go to the park?
    • He wanted to “spring” into action!
  66. Why did Rex join the football team?
    • He thought it was a good way to get his teeth into something!
  67. What did Bullseye say when he won the race?
    • “I guess you could say I’m on the right track!”
  68. Why does Jessie love winter?
    • She loves the “bootiful” snow!
  69. How does Woody relax?
    • He just logs off!
  70. How does Buzz Lightyear say goodnight?
    • “Sleep tight, don’t let the space bugs bite!”
  71. Why did Mr. Potato Head start doing yoga?
    • He wanted to feel more grounded!
  72. Why does Slinky Dog love to play fetch?
    • It’s the only game where he’s thrown and he always comes back!
  73. What do you call it when Rex starts swimming?
    • Doing the dino-paddle!
  74. Why did Bullseye join the circus?
    • He wanted to learn some new “stallion” acts!
  75. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of cookie?
    • Cowboy boot-shaped cookies!
  76. Why did Woody join the debate team?
    • He wanted to stick to his arguments!
  77. How does Buzz Lightyear decorate his room?
    • With star lights!
  78. Why did Mr. Potato Head join the cooking competition?
    • He had all the right ingredients!
  79. Why is Slinky Dog great at limbo?
    • He’s always low to the ground!
  80. Why did Rex join the chess club?
    • He wanted to check-mate his fears!
  81. What did Bullseye say when he started painting?
    • “I guess I’m brushing up on my skills!”
  82. Why does Jessie always carry a pencil?
    • She loves to drawl!
  83. What do you call Woody when he starts studying?
    • A “bookworm cowboy”!
  84. Why does Buzz Lightyear love holidays?
    • They’re always a blast!
  85. Why did Mr. Potato Head join the knitting club?
    • He wanted to stitch together some fun!
  86. What do you call a scared Slinky Dog?
    • A “spring chicken”!
  87. Why did Rex join the baseball team?
    • He thought it was a good chance to “score” some fun!
  88. What did Bullseye say when he saw the rainbow?
    • “It’s my lucky gallop!”
  89. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of pizza?
    • Cowgirl pizza with extra cheese!
  90. Why did Woody go to the museum?
    • He was looking for some “action” figures!
  91. How does Buzz Lightyear travel around the city?
    • In his space taxi!
  92. What did Mr. Potato Head say when he lost his glasses?
    • “I can’t see a thing without my eyes!”
  93. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of movie?
    • Anything that’s a “stretch” of the imagination!
  94. Why did Rex start a book club?
    • He thought it was a “novel” idea!
  95. What did Bullseye say when he started playing the guitar?
    • “I guess I’m picking up some new skills!”
  96. What does Jessie do when she’s in a hurry?
    • She boots it!
  97. What do you call Woody when he starts fishing?
    • A “catch” of the day cowboy!
  98. Why does Buzz Lightyear love the theater?
    • The performances are always “out of this world”!
  99. Why did Mr. Potato Head start baking?
    • He wanted to whip up some fun!
  100. Why does Slinky Dog love the beach? – He loves to soak up the sun and “spring” into the sea!
  101. Why did Rex join the soccer team? – He thought it was a good chance to have a “ball”!
  102. What did Bullseye say when he started playing chess? – “It’s my move now!”
  103. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of sandwich? – Cowboy bootlong!
  104. Why did Woody join the orchestra? – He wanted to “string” together some music!
  105. How does Buzz Lightyear celebrate his birthday? – With a blast-off party!
  106. Why did Mr. Potato Head start gardening? – He wanted to plant some fun!
  107. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of game? – Anything that requires him to stretch his skills!
  108. Why did Rex start a pottery class? – He wanted to mold his talents!
  109. What did Bullseye say when he started dancing? – “Watch me whip and ‘neigh’ neigh’!”
  110. What does Jessie do when she’s tired? – She boots down!
  111. What do you call Woody when he starts painting? – A cowboy “Picasso”!
  112. Why does Buzz Lightyear love reading? – It’s a chance to travel through the “galaxy” of imagination!
  113. Why did Mr. Potato Head start an art class? – He wanted to brush up on his skills!
  114. Why is Slinky Dog great at basketball? – He’s always bouncing around!
  115. Why did Rex join the baking competition? – He wanted to “rise” to the challenge!
  116. What did Bullseye say when he started playing the drums? – “I guess I’m hitting it off!”
  117. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of joke? – Cowgirl puns!
  118. Why did Woody start a blog? – He wanted to share his “cowboy” tales!
  119. How does Buzz Lightyear say thank you? – “Star” thanks!
  120. Why did Mr. Potato Head start a band? – He wanted to make some noise!
  121. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of snack? – Anything that’s a “stretch” for the taste buds!
  122. Why did Rex join the cooking show? – He wanted to “whisk” it all!
  123. What did Bullseye say when he started playing video games? – “Game on!”
  124. What’s Jessie’s favorite type of dance? – Cowboy boot-scootin’ boogie!
  125. Why did Woody start a poetry club? – He wanted to “rhyme” with his friends!
  126. How does Buzz Lightyear sign his emails? – “With stardust, Buzz”
  127. Why did Mr. Potato Head start a movie club? – He wanted to “roll” with the classics!
  128. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of party? – Anything that lets him “spring” into fun!
  129. Why did Rex join the swimming team? – He wanted to “dive” into something new!
  130. What did Bullseye say when he started playing the piano? – “I guess I’m hitting the right keys!”
  131. What does Jessie do when she’s surprised? – She boots up!
  132. What do you call Woody when he starts baking? – A cowboy “chef”!
  133. Why does Buzz Lightyear love photography? – It’s a chance to capture the “stars”!
  134. Why did Mr. Potato Head start a book club? – He wanted to “leaf” through the classics!
  135. What’s Slinky Dog’s favorite type of sport? – Anything that lets him “leap” into action!

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