147 tesla jokes

  1. Why did the Tesla break up with the gas car? Because it said, “I need someone who can spark my interest.”
  2. Why did the Tesla apply for a job? Because it wanted to quit being a “charge” to its owners.
  3. How does a Tesla plan a party? It “charges” ahead.
  4. What did the Tesla say to the gas pump? “I think we should see other people.”
  5. What’s a Tesla’s favorite song? “Electric Avenue.”
  6. Why don’t Tesla cars ever get lost? Because they always keep their “current” location.
  7. Why did the Tesla go to therapy? It had too many “battery” issues.
  8. Why was the Tesla afraid of the rain? It didn’t want to get “electrocuted.”
  9. Why do Tesla cars have the best gossip? Because they always keep things “current.”
  10. What did the Tesla say to the mechanic? “I think we need to ‘recharge’ our relationship.”
  11. Why don’t Tesla’s need coffee in the morning? They wake up fully “charged.”
  12. Why was the Tesla unhappy at the bar? There was no “spark.”
  13. Why did the Tesla refuse to race the Ferrari? It didn’t want to “exhaust” itself.
  14. What did the Tesla say to the diesel car? “You’re so crude!”
  15. Why don’t Tesla’s watch horror movies? They don’t like getting “shocked.”
  16. What did the Tesla say to the traffic light? “Don’t you know I’m always in a ‘rush’?”
  17. Why do Tesla’s make terrible comedians? Their jokes always “spark” controversy.
  18. What do you call a group of Tesla’s at a concert? An “electric” crowd.
  19. Why did the Tesla go to school? To become “current” in world affairs.
  20. What did the Tesla’s mother say to it? “Always follow your ‘charge’.”
  21. Why did the Tesla join the gym? It wanted to build up its “resistance.”
  22. Why did the Tesla become a photographer? It wanted to “capture” energy.
  23. How do Tesla’s get ready for a date? They “charge” up and go.
  24. Why did the Tesla go to the beach? To ride the “waves.”
  25. Why do Tesla cars never break the law? They always follow the “current” regulations.
  26. Why do Tesla cars never get bored? They have a “spark” of creativity.
  27. Why don’t Tesla cars get sunburned? They’re always in the “shade.”
  28. Why did the Tesla start a band? It had the “amp-litude.”
  29. What’s a Tesla’s favorite type of music? “Electric” guitar.
  30. Why did the Tesla win the spelling bee? It could spell “electricity” in a “flash.”
  31. Why was the Tesla reluctant to play soccer? It didn’t want to be discharged.
  32. Why don’t Tesla cars play chess? They’re afraid of checkmate… it’s too shocking!
  33. What did the Tesla car say to the gas guzzler at the party? “You’re drunk on petrol!”
  34. What do you call a Tesla that writes novels? An auto-writer.
  35. Why did the Tesla go to the baseball game? It heard there’d be a lot of “pitching.”
  36. Why don’t Tesla cars like to be alone? They prefer to be in a “circuit.”
  37. What do you call a Tesla car’s puppy? A “shock” retriever.
  38. Why don’t Tesla cars ever fall asleep? They’re always “buzzing.”
  39. What do you call a Tesla that’s good at gardening? A “flower” car.
  40. What did the Tesla say when it won the lottery? “I’m electrified!”
  41. What’s a Tesla’s favorite meal? “Battery” fried chicken.
  42. Why did the Tesla car bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to get a “sunburn.”
  43. Why did the Tesla car start a band? It wanted to play some “shocking” tunes.
  44. Why did the Tesla take up knitting? It wanted to make a “coil” blanket.
  45. Why don’t Tesla cars like football? They can’t handle the “pressure.”
  46. Why do Tesla cars prefer the mountains? They like the “peak” experience.
  47. What do you call a Tesla car that plays baseball? A “home-run” hitter.
  48. Why did the Tesla break up with its charger? It needed more space.
  49. What did the Tesla say to the antique car? “You’re outdated, old timer!”
  50. Why don’t Tesla cars do magic? They’re afraid of “sparks.”
  51. Why did the Tesla go to the art museum? It wanted to see “current” exhibitions.
  52. What did the Tesla say to the gas car? “I’m sorry, but you’re too ‘gas-tronomical’ for me.”
  53. Why did the Tesla join the circus? It loved performing “shocking” stunts.
  54. Why do Tesla’s make poor secret agents? They can’t hold their “charge.”
  55. Why did the Tesla join a choir? It loved to “conduct” music.
  56. What did the Tesla car say to the parking lot? “I’ll be back in a ‘jiffy’.”
  57. Why don’t Tesla cars need energy drinks? They’re naturally “charged.”
  58. Why did the Tesla go to the night club? It was in search of some “electric” moves.
  59. Why did the Tesla start baking? It wanted to make “electric” blueberry pies.
  60. Why did the Tesla go to the zoo? It wanted to meet the “shock-odile.”
  61. Why don’t Tesla cars like to tell secrets? They don’t want to “spill the beans.”
  62. Why don’t Tesla’s get lost in the desert? They have an “oasis” of energy.
  63. Why did the Tesla break up with its insurance company? It had a shocking claim.
  64. Why did the Tesla join the choir? It wanted to be in “harmony” with the group.
  65. Why did the Tesla flunk out of school? It couldn’t pass its “current” events class.
  66. What do you call a Tesla’s coffee? A “brewed awakening.”
  67. Why was the Tesla acting strangely? It had a “shock” to its system.
  68. Why do Tesla cars like winter? They can go “snowboarding” on the hills.
  69. Why did the Tesla car start dancing? It got “electrified” by the music.
  70. Why don’t Tesla’s like hot weather? It’s too “draining” for them.
  71. Why did the Tesla join the orchestra? It had perfect “pitch.”
  72. Why did the Tesla break up with its oil girlfriend? She was too “slick” for it.
  73. What’s a Tesla’s favorite dance move? The “electric slide.”
  74. What did the Tesla car say to the pessimist? “Get ‘charged’ up!”
  75. Why do Tesla cars love jokes? They have a “spark” of humor.
  76. Why don’t Tesla cars like spicy food? It’s too “hot” for them.
  77. Why was the Tesla a great artist? It could “draw” energy.
  78. Why did the Tesla go on a diet? It wanted to reduce its “carbon” footprint.
  79. Why don’t Tesla cars get upset? They always stay “positive.”
  80. What did the Tesla say to the charging station? “You’re my power couple!”
  81. Why did the Tesla go to the movies? It heard the new film was “electrifying.”
  82. Why did the Tesla break up with the gasoline car? It said, “It’s not you, it’s me and my range.”
  83. Why was the Tesla car always late? It took too long to “recharge.”
  84. What did the Tesla say to the oil car? “You’re so ‘yesterday’.”
  85. Why don’t Tesla cars get along with dinosaurs? Because they’re “fossil” fuel.
  86. Why did the Tesla go to the opera? It wanted to see a “charged” performance.
  87. Why was the Tesla unhappy at the party? There was no one to “connect” with.
  88. Why did the Tesla start a blog? It wanted to “share” its experiences.
  89. What did the Tesla say to the race car? “You’re too ‘exhausting’.”
  90. Why did the Tesla become a police officer? It wanted to “enforce” the law.
  91. Why don’t Tesla’s like small talk? They prefer “deep” conversations.
  92. What did the Tesla say to the gas car at the red light? “I’m just ‘charging’ here!”
  93. Why did the Tesla go to a yoga class? It wanted to get “centered.”
  94. What do you call a Tesla car that can cook? A “roaster.”
  95. Why was the Tesla kicked out of the library? It was “overdue” on its charging time.
  96. Why did the Tesla go to a psychiatrist? It had a “fear” of running out.
  97. What did the Tesla say to the petrol car? “Can’t you smell the ‘change’ in the air?”
  98. Why did the Tesla move to the city? It wanted to be in the “current” of things.
  99. Why did the Tesla apply for a passport? It wanted to “travel” the world.
  100. Why did the Tesla join a football team? It loved the “rush” of the game.
  101. Why was the Tesla scared of the thunderstorm? It didn’t want to get a “shock.”
  102. What do you call a Tesla car’s dessert? A “shock-olate” cake.
  103. Why did the Tesla refuse to go on a date with the gas car? It said, “We’re just not ‘compatible’.”
  104. Why did the Tesla join the fire department? It wanted to put out “sparks.”
  105. Why did the Tesla get a ticket? It was “speed charging.”
  106. Why don’t Tesla cars need to meditate? They’re always “centered.”
  107. Why do Tesla cars love to travel? They like to “go with the flow.”
  108. Why did the Tesla car start writing poems? It wanted to express its “deep cycle” thoughts.
  109. Why was the Tesla’s birthday party so fun? It was a “blast.”
  110. Why don’t Tesla cars like thunderstorms? They don’t like “shocking” weather.
  111. Why did the Tesla go to the comedy club? It needed a “spark” of laughter.
  112. Why was the Tesla nervous at the job interview? It was afraid of being “discharged.”
  113. Why did the Tesla start a podcast? It wanted to “amplify” its voice.
  114. Why did the Tesla car apply for a job at the bank? It wanted to be in “charge” of the vault.
  115. Why did the Tesla car refuse to go to the car wash? It didn’t want a “shock” treatment.
  116. Why was the Tesla car excited about the weekend? It could go for a “spin.”
  117. What did the Tesla say to the electric scooter? “You’re my mini-me.”
  118. Why did the Tesla join the math club? It wanted to calculate its “range.”
  119. Why was the Tesla car a great friend? It was always “supportive.”
  120. Why don’t Tesla cars like horror movies? They hate being “scared.”
  121. Why did the Tesla go to the fashion show? It wanted to be “model 3” on the runway.
  122. Why did the Tesla go to the fair? It wanted to go on the “Ferris wheel.”
  123. What did the Tesla say to the bicycle? “You’re too ‘tire’-ing!”
  124. Why was the Tesla car always calm? It had a “stable” energy.
  125. Why did the Tesla join the navy? It wanted to “wave” hello to the sea.
  126. Why don’t Tesla’s go camping? They don’t like to be “disconnected.”
  127. Why did the Tesla go to the party? It heard there would be a “spark” of fun.
  128. Why did the Tesla refuse to go to the cinema? It didn’t want a “shocking” ending.
  129. Why did the Tesla break up with its charger? It needed a “spark.”
  130. Why did the Tesla refuse to participate in the marathon? It didn’t want to “run” out of energy.
  131. Why don’t Tesla cars like to eat? They’re always “full.”
  132. Why did the Tesla car join a band? It wanted to “hit” the right note.
  133. Why did the Tesla apply to become a teacher? It wanted to “educate” the next generation.
  134. Why was the Tesla a good lover? It could always “spark” romance.
  135. Why did the Tesla go to a rock concert? It wanted to “amp” up the fun.
  136. Why did the Tesla go to a meditation class? It wanted to find its “center.”
  137. Why was the Tesla a great storyteller? It could always “charge” up the plot.
  138. Why did the Tesla go to a karaoke bar? It wanted to “spark” joy with its singing.
  139. Why did the Tesla refuse to go to the car wash? It was afraid of getting “soaked.”
  140. Why did the Tesla start playing chess? It wanted to “check” its strategy.
  141. Why did the Tesla car join a chess club? It wanted to learn how to “checkmate.”
  142. Why was the Tesla afraid of the sea? It was afraid of “salt water.”
  143. Why did the Tesla go to a cooking class? It wanted to learn how to “bake” a cake.
  144. Why did the Tesla car join a swimming club? It wanted to learn how to “swim.”
  145. Why did the Tesla refuse to play poker? It didn’t want to “bluff.”
  146. Why did the Tesla refuse to join the military? It didn’t want to “shoot.”
  147. Why did the Tesla refuse to go to a dance class? It didn’t want to “move.”

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