150 tall people jokes

Sure, here are 150 tall people jokes.

Remember, humor is subjective and this is all in good fun!

1. Why don’t tall people play hide and seek? Because they always stick out.
2. Why was the tall man a poor secret keeper? Because everyone could hear him, even over the crowd.
3. Why do tall people always win at basketball? Because they don’t have to jump for the hoop.
4. What do you call a tall person in a library? A high-reader.
5. Why did the tall person refuse to play golf? Because the club was too short.
6. Why do tall people always get lost? Because they’re always in the clouds.
7. Why did the tall man become a pilot? Because he was always closer to the sky.
8. Why are tall people bad at limbo? The bar’s always set too low for them.
9. Why do tall people never win at hide and seek? Because they’re always picked first.
10. Why do tall people always know the weather? They can feel the rain before the rest of us.
11. What do you call a tall person at a disco? A high roller.
12. Why don’t tall people need ladders? They’re already halfway up.
13. Why did the tall man become a swimmer? He said it was the only time he felt short.
14. What do tall people and giraffes have in common? They both have a long view of the world.
15. Why was the tall man bad at poker? He couldn’t keep his poker face below the table.
16. What’s a tall person’s favorite song? “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.”
17. Why don’t tall people make good detectives? Because they stand out in a crowd.
18. What do tall people use as a bookmark? A yardstick.
19. Why did the tall person refuse to play chess? Because he couldn’t see the board from up there.
20. What’s the tall person’s favorite drink? Long Island Iced Tea.
21. Why do tall people like roller coasters? It’s the only time they feel normal height.
22. Why do tall people always bring their own umbrellas? Standard ones don’t cover their heads.
23. Why did the tall person become a policeman? He could see trouble from a mile away.
24. Why don’t tall people run marathons? They trip over the finish line.
25. Why do tall people have to duck at doorways? Because the world isn’t ready for their level.
26. What did the tall person say to the short person? “I can see your hair growing.”
27. Why don’t tall people use microwaves? They can’t see inside them.
28. Why are tall people always the last to know? Because news travels upward slowly.
29. Why do tall people make great gardeners? They’re closer to the sun.
30. Why do tall people never lie? Because they can’t stoop that low.
31. Why do tall people never win at mini golf? They can’t get low enough.
32. What’s a tall person’s favorite game? Heads up!
33. Why did the tall man get promoted? He was a clear head above the rest.
34. Why did the tall man never become a jockey? The horses always complained he was too high.
35. What’s a tall person’s favorite ride at the amusement park? The high roller.
36. Why do tall people always excel at math? Because they always count higher.
37. Why do tall people never become chefs? Because they can’t stand the heat, and the kitchen ceiling is too low.
38. What’s a tall person’s favorite dessert? Long John doughnuts.
39. Why do tall people always know what’s going on? They can see over everybody’s heads.
40. Why don’t tall people make good spies? They’re too easy to spot.
41. What do you call a tall person at a rock concert? The best seat in the house.
42. Why do tall people always excel in school? They’re always raising the bar.
43. Why did the tall man refuse to play the piano? Because he couldn’t hit the low notes.
44. Why do tall people like going to the beach? Because it’s the only place they can lay down and fit in.
45. What’s a tall person’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve – the one time everyone wants to be tall to see the ball drop.
46. Why are tall people bad at hide and seek? Even when they’re hiding, their heads are in plain sight.
47. What’s a tall person’s favorite piece of furniture? The high chair.
48. Why are tall people always cool? They’re closer to the fan.
49. What do you call a tall person with a sunflower? Twins.
50. Why did the tall man become a writer? Because he could always see the bigger picture.
51. Why do tall people never play baseball? They think the bat is a toothpick.
52. Why do tall people make great painters? They don’t need a ladder to reach the top.
53. What do you call a tall person in a flower garden? A sunflower stand.
54. Why do tall people love winter? Snowflakes land on their tongues before anyone else.
55. Why are tall people bad at quick decisions? Because it takes longer for thoughts to reach their brain.
56. Why did the tall man refuse to play cricket? He couldn’t stoop to such a low game.
57. Why did the tall man like philosophy? He was always in the high thoughts.
58. Why did the tall person always win at tic-tac-toe? He saw the winning move from a mile away.
59. Why don’t tall people play pool? They can’t see the balls on the table.
60. Why did the tall man stop playing soccer? He was always head and shoulders above the competition.
61. Why do tall people always look surprised? Because they’re so close to the light bulbs.
62. Why did the tall person always lose at chess? The king was too short for him.
63. Why did the tall man always lose at checkers? He couldn’t see the other player’s pieces.
64. Why are tall people bad at racing? They always trip at the finish line.
65. Why do tall people never get scared? They’re too high for jump scares.
66. Why are tall people always happy? Because the world looks better from up there.
67. Why are tall people always so optimistic? They see everything from a higher perspective.
68. Why did the tall man stop playing video games? He couldn’t see the bottom of the screen.
69. Why don’t tall people get scared in haunted houses? The ghosts are always below their field of view.
70. Why are tall people always the first to get to concerts? They can see the stage from anywhere.
71. Why did the tall man always win at poker? He could see everyone else’s cards.
72. Why are tall people bad at boxing? They can’t see their opponents’ punches.
73. Why did the tall man stop playing volleyball? He kept hitting his head on the net.
74. Why are tall people always calm? They’re above all the drama.
75. Why did the tall man become a sailor? He could see the next port from the crow’s nest.
76. What’s a tall person’s favorite book? “Gulliver’s Travels.”
77. Why do tall people never get lost? They always see the signs first.
78. Why did the tall man stop riding bikes? He always hit his head on the traffic lights.
79. Why don’t tall people get sunburnt? They’re closer to the ozone layer.
80. What’s a tall person’s favorite snack? High chews.
81. Why are tall people never late? They take bigger steps.
82. Why do tall people always have the latest gossip? They hear whispers above everyone else.
83. Why do tall people always excel in school? Because they’re close to the teacher’s level.
84. Why don’t tall people get claustrophobic? They’re used to limited headroom.
85. What’s a tall person’s favorite toy? Stilts.
86. Why did the tall man stop driving? He could never fit into the car.
87. Why do tall people never go camping? The tents are too short.
88. Why did the tall man refuse to play table tennis? Because the table was too low.
89. Why do tall people always have an advantage in chess? They see the board from a bird’s eye view.
90. What do you call a tall person in an apple orchard? The highest picker.
91. Why do tall people always excel at track? They take longer strides.
92. Why don’t tall people play miniature golf? They’re afraid they’ll step on the course.
93. Why do tall people never become archaeologists? They’re afraid they’ll step on the artifacts.
94. Why did the tall man never become a dentist? The chair couldn’t go high enough.
95. What’s a tall person’s favorite movie? “Top Gun.”
96. Why do tall people love rooftops? It’s the only place they feel short.
97. Why did the tall man never become a baker? He always kneaded the dough at his knees.
98. Why do tall people never win at dodgeball? They’re an easy target.
99. Why did the tall man become a tree surgeon? He was already halfway up.
100. Why don’t tall people get cold easily? They’re closer to the sun.

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Let’s continue with more jokes:

101. Why do tall people make poor secret agents? They stick out like a sore thumb.
102. Why do tall people love bird watching? The birds are at their eye level.
103. Why did the tall man always lose at pinball? He couldn’t see the flippers.
104. Why did the tall man always win at darts? He was always closer to the bullseye.
105. Why did the tall man become a sailor? He was the only one who could reach the top of the mast.
106. Why don’t tall people play tennis? They serve from too high.
107. Why don’t tall people make good magicians? Their hats are too high for the rabbit.
108. Why do tall people make good electricians? They can change light bulbs without a step ladder.
109. Why did the tall man become a firefighter? He could see the smoke before anyone else.
110. Why do tall people always win at horse racing? They’re closer to the finish line.
111. Why did the tall man become an architect? He could see the whole building without a blueprint.
112. Why do tall people always know the news first? They can read the headlines over someone’s shoulder.
113. Why do tall people never get pickpocketed? Their pockets are too high for thieves.
114. Why do tall people always feel enlightened? They’re closer to the light.
115. Why did the tall man become a lifeguard? He could see over the waves.
116. Why don’t tall people play football? They’re always offsides.
117. Why don’t tall people play foosball? They can’t see the little men.
118. Why did the tall man become a travel agent? He could see all the destinations on the map.
119. Why are tall people always chosen for group photos? They make the best selfie sticks.
120. Why did the tall man become a weatherman? He could see the clouds forming.
121. Why do tall people always go to the front of concerts? They can see over everyone.
122. Why did the tall man become a librarian? He could reach the top shelf books.
123. Why don’t tall people play snooker? They can’t see the small balls.
124. Why did the tall man always lose at Scrabble? The letters were too small for him.
125. Why don’t tall people make good jewelers? They can’t see the small gems.
126. Why did the tall man become a sailor? He was the only one who could see the lighthouse.
127. Why do tall people make good security guards? They can see over crowds.
128. Why don’t tall people play mini-golf? They think it’s a game for ants.
129. Why did the tall man become a traffic warden? He could see the cars coming.
130. Why don’t tall people play the flute? They’re always out of breath by the time they get down there.
131. Why did the tall man become a gardener? He was the only one who could prune the tall trees.
132. Why did the tall man become a tour guide? He could see all the landmarks.
133. Why don’t tall people play billiards? They think the cues are toothpicks.
134. Why do tall people make good basketball players? They’re halfway to the hoop.
135. Why did the tall man become a builder? He could see the whole blueprint.
136. Why don’t tall people play squash? They hit their head on the ceiling.
137. Why do tall people always find their way? They can see the signs.
138. Why don’t tall people make good burglars? They always trip the top alarm.
139. Why did the tall man become a soccer coach? He could see the whole field.
140. Why do tall people make good painters? They can see the whole canvas.
141. Why don’t tall people play the trombone? They slide it off the stage.
142. Why did the tall man become a mountain climber? He was always halfway up.
143. Why do tall people always win at baseball? They’re closer to home plate.
144. Why don’t tall people play marbles? They can’t see the small marbles.
145. Why did the tall man become a traffic cop? He could see all the cars coming.
146. Why don’t tall people play darts? They always hit the ceiling.
147. Why do tall people make good goalkeepers? They can reach the top corner.
148. Why don’t tall people play the trumpet? They can’t see the valves.
149. Why did the tall man become a crossing guard? He could see both ways without looking.
150. Why do tall people always get picked first for teams? They’re always seen first.