133 snoopy jokes

  1. Why doesn’t Snoopy ever become a musician?
    • Because he’s always too busy playing the “barking” tunes!
  2. Why did Snoopy take up yoga?
    • To find his inner “peanuts”!
  3. What’s Snoopy’s favorite vegetable?
    • Pup-peas!
  4. Why is Snoopy a great gardener?
    • He has a “green paw”!
  5. What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting as a detective?
    • A “barklock”!
  6. Why did Snoopy bring a ladder to the bar?
    • Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
  7. Why doesn’t Snoopy use a computer?
    • He’s afraid of catching a “bark-ware”!
  8. Why does Snoopy never get lost?
    • Because every tree is a “paws” sign!
  9. What’s Snoopy’s favorite dance?
    • The “pup-arazzi”!
  10. What do you call Snoopy when he is in the desert?
  • A “sand-wich”!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to school?
  • To get a little “classy”!
  1. Why did Snoopy bring a tennis ball to school?
  • Because he wanted to “serve” some knowledge!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite part of a joke?
  • The “punch-line”, because he always wants to “play”!
  1. What does Snoopy call a dog who can play piano?
  • A “bark-oven”!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a chef?
  • He’s good at “barking” orders!
  1. Why did Snoopy refuse to play hide and seek with Woodstock?
  • Because he’s a “cheep” hider!
  1. How does Snoopy stop a DVD?
  • He “paws” it!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of music?
  • “Pup” music!
  1. Why did Snoopy wear glasses in the kitchen?
  • To prevent his eyes from “barking”!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s scared?
  • A “pet-rified” pooch!
  1. Why is Snoopy a great astronaut?
  • He’s always over the “moon”!
  1. Why does Snoopy never get a haircut?
  • Because he’s already a “shave-d” dog!
  1. What do you call Snoopy in a suit?
  • “Pup-formal”!
  1. Why did Snoopy bring a watch to the dog park?
  • Because he wanted to have a “barking” good time!
  1. What did Snoopy say when he saw a cat?
  • “I think I’ve spotted the “purr-petrator”!
  1. Why did Snoopy never win at poker?
  • His tail always gave his “hand” away!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the beach?
  • He heard the “barks” were beautiful!
  1. Why did Snoopy get a job as a baker?
  • He kneads the dough!
  1. How does Snoopy tell time?
  • He looks at his “bark” watch!
  1. Why does Snoopy always win at chess?
  • He’s a natural at “checking”!
  1. Why is Snoopy good at baseball?
  • He knows the “barking” system!
  1. Why did Snoopy never play basketball?
  • He was afraid of the “bark-etball”!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he writes a book?
  • A “bark-thor”!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to art class?
  • He wanted to draw a “pup-trait”!
  1. How does Snoopy keep his place clean?
  • He uses a “broom”!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s feeling down?
  • A “mopey” puppy!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the disco?
  • He heard they were playing “barking” beats!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a mailman?
  • He wanted to deliver “bark” mail!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of exercise?
  • “Bark-lates”!
  1. Why is Snoopy always happy?
  • His life is “pawsome”!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of story?
  • A “tail”!
  1. Why is Snoopy always the first one at a party?
  • He doesn’t want to miss the “bark”!
  1. What did Snoopy say when he finished his meal?
  • “Bone-appetit”!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the library?
  • He wanted to “fetch” a good book!
  1. Why did Snoopy make a great detective?
  • He always “nose” the truth!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s playing soccer?
  • A “goal-den retriever”!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite game?
  • “Barkgammon”!
  1. Why is Snoopy always invited to parties?
  • He brings a lot of “barks” and laughter!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a fisherman?
  • He wanted to catch a “barking” fish!
  1. Why is Snoopy good at geography?
  • He always “nose” where to go!
  1. Why doesn’t Snoopy play chess?
  • He’s scared of check-“mates”!
  1. Why does Snoopy never get tired?
  • He’s always on the “bark”!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite thing to read?
  • Pup-etry!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the fruit market?
  • He wanted to buy some “bark-berries”!
  1. Why did Snoopy join the circus?
  • He was born to be a “bark-robat”!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a comedian?
  • He’s always “howling” with laughter!
  1. Why did Snoopy never go camping?
  • He didn’t want to “ruff” it!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of math?
  • “Bark-gebra”!
  1. Why did Snoopy get a job as a photographer?
  • He loves to “paws” and take pictures!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite instrument?
  • The “bark-oon”!
  1. What do you call Snoopy in a debate?
  • A “bark-ument”!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the doctor?
  • He had a “ruff” day!
  1. Why did Snoopy join a band?
  • He’s a “bark-star”!
  1. Why does Snoopy always finish his lunch?
  • He doesn’t want to “waste” his food!
  1. Why does Snoopy love winter?
  • He loves “barking” in the snow!
  1. Why did Snoopy become an actor?
  • He wanted to be a “star-pup”!
  1. Why did Snoopy start a company?
  • He wanted to be a “bark-preneur”!
  1. Why does Snoopy make a great scientist?
  • He always has a “lab” report ready!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s silent?
  • A “quiet” dog!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the bakery?
  • He wanted to buy some “bark-lava”!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of car?
  • A “Bark-sedes Benz”!
  1. Why did Snoopy never get stressed?
  • He always kept his “bark” cool!
  1. What does Snoopy call his best friends?
  • His “barkmates”!
  1. Why did Snoopy take up astronomy?
  • He wanted to see the “bark” side of the moon!
  1. Why did Snoopy join the army?
  • He wanted to be a “bark-sergeant”!
  1. Why does Snoopy like Halloween?
  • He can finally “howl” without being judged!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s asleep?
  • A “napping” dog!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a magician?
  • He wanted to “bark” some tricks!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite weather?
  • “Paw-fectly” sunny!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the opera?
  • He wanted to hear the “bark-tenor”!
  1. Why did Snoopy refuse to play cards with the jungle cat?
  • He was afraid of “cheetahs”!
  1. Why did Snoopy join a theater group?
  • He wanted to “bark” on stage!
  1. Why did Snoopy start studying medicine?
  • He wanted to be a “bark-iatrist”!
  1. Why does Snoopy love picnics?
  • They’re “pawsitively” fun!
  1. Why did Snoopy never become a firefighter?
  • He didn’t want to “bark” up the wrong tree!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a lifeguard?
  • He wanted to “save” the day!
  1. Why did Snoopy go to the spa?
  • He needed a “bark”-over!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s working out?
  • A “gym” dog!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of film?
  • A “bark-buster”!
  1. Why did Snoopy never become a banker?
  • He didn’t want to “bark” up the wrong “loan”!
  1. Why does Snoopy always wear a hat?
  • He wants to be a “top dog”!
  1. What do you call Snoopy when he’s daydreaming?
  • A “bark-dreamer”!
  1. Why does Snoopy make a great author?
  • He knows how to “paws” a story!
  1. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of drink?
  • “Bark-ling” water!
  1. Why did Snoopy refuse to play baseball?
  • He was afraid of the “barks”!
  1. Why did Snoopy join the navy?
  • He wanted to “sea” the world!
  1. Why did Snoopy refuse to wear shoes?
  • He didn’t want to “paws” his style!
  1. Why did Snoopy never drink coffee?
  • It always made him “bark” too loud!
  1. Why did Snoopy become a journalist?
  • He’s a “newshound”!
  1. Why does Snoopy make a great teacher? – He always “marks” the spot!
  2. Why did Snoopy go to the farm? – He heard there were “barking” chickens!
  3. Why did Snoopy go to the beauty salon? – He wanted a “paw-dicure”!
  4. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of book? – A “paw-etry” book!
  5. Why did Snoopy go to the zoo? – He wanted to see the “bark-tic” fox!
  6. Why did Snoopy become a dancer? – He wanted to do the “bark-tango”!
  7. Why did Snoopy become a tailor? – He’s good at “bark-stitching”!
  8. Why did Snoopy never become a chef? – He couldn’t stand the “heat”!
  9. What do you call Snoopy when he’s baking? – A “bark-er”!
  10. Why did Snoopy start a blog? – He wanted to share his “bark-logs”!
  11. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of cake? – “Pup-cake”!
  12. Why did Snoopy go to the park? – He heard the “barks” were great!
  13. Why did Snoopy become a race car driver? – He wanted to be a “bark-speed” champion!
  14. Why did Snoopy become a watchmaker? – He wanted to make “time fly”!
  15. Why did Snoopy join a choir? – He wanted to “sing” his heart out!
  16. Why did Snoopy become a plumber? – He wanted to “fix” things!
  17. Why did Snoopy join the police force? – He wanted to “serve and paw-tect”!
  18. Why did Snoopy become a carpenter? – He loved to “bark” on wood!
  19. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of pizza? – “Pupperoni”!
  20. Why did Snoopy go to the toy store? – He wanted to buy a “bark-ling” toy!
  21. Why did Snoopy become a gardener? – He loved “planting” ideas!
  22. Why did Snoopy become a lawyer? – He wanted to “defend” his friends!
  23. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of salad? – “Bark-choy”!
  24. Why did Snoopy go to the cinema? – He loves “bark-busters”!
  25. Why did Snoopy join a band? – He wanted to “beat” the drum!
  26. Why did Snoopy become an architect? – He loves “building” dreams!
  27. What’s Snoopy’s favorite type of ice cream? – “Bark-olate chip”!
  28. Why did Snoopy go to the candy store? – He wanted to buy some “bark” candy!
  29. Why did Snoopy go to the grocery store? – He wanted to buy some “bark-on”!
  30. Why did Snoopy join the air force? – He wanted to “fly” high!
  31. Why did Snoopy become a painter? – He wanted to “color” the world!
  32. What do you call Snoopy when he’s at the beach? – A “sun-dog”!
  33. Why did Snoopy join a rock band? – He wanted to be a “bark-n-roll” star!
  34. Why did Snoopy become a sailor? – He wanted to “navigate” the seas!

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