89 sky jokes

  1. Why don’t clouds use banks? They prefer to keep their sky-lance in the air.
  2. Why was the sky a great painter? Because it never had a ceiling.
  3. Why do the stars never get lost? Because they can always find their space.
  4. What do you call a sky that’s always on time? Clockwork blue.
  5. What’s a star’s favorite type of music? Starry-night jazz.
  6. Why was the sky at the art show? It wanted to show off its sunset pieces.
  7. Why was the cloud a terrible secret keeper? It always spills the rain.
  8. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
  9. Why did the sky apply to the job? It had the right qualifications – high above all.
  10. What’s a star’s favorite school subject? Astro-nominee.
  11. Why don’t stars like parties? Because they are already in a galaxy.
  12. Why don’t clouds make good comedians? Their humor is always cirrus.
  13. Why do planets love cafes? Because they can’t resist a good space latte.
  14. Why was the moon awarded a medal? For its outstanding night service.
  15. What did the rainbow say to the sky? “You bring color to my life.”
  16. Why did the sky break up with the ground? It said it needed space.
  17. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many solar complexes.
  18. How does the sky cut its hair? Eclipse it.
  19. What do you call a sky that is good at dancing? Disco-stellar.
  20. Why was the cloud always in trouble? It never took anything cirrus-ly.
  21. Why did the sky use sunscreen? It didn’t want to get sunburned.
  22. Why did the rainbow get an award? For outstanding color performance.
  23. Why are skies terrible storytellers? They always go over people’s heads.
  24. What’s the sky’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobics.
  25. How do clouds knit? They purl-cipitate.
  26. Why was the sun a good football player? It always gets the day’s first down.
  27. Why do clouds make bad employees? They’re always floating around.
  28. How does the moon cut its hair? It eclipses it.
  29. What is a star’s favorite type of candy? Star-bursts.
  30. Why don’t stars have secrets? They twinkle and tell.
  31. How do you know the sky is rich? It has a lot of stars.
  32. Why was the sky so good at school? It always reached for the stars.
  33. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of clothing? Tie-dye.
  34. Why do stars never get cold? Because they have space heaters.
  35. What do you call a sky who likes art? A cloud Dali.
  36. What did one cloud say to the other? We have stratus-fied friendship.
  37. How does the sun do its laundry? It line-dries it.
  38. Why don’t planets pass notes in school? They’d get caught in the orbit-rary.
  39. What’s the sky’s favorite type of bread? Cloud-dough.
  40. Why did the star get in trouble at school? It was always spacing out.
  41. Why do clouds make poor secretaries? They tend to mis-file.
  42. Why did the sky install a bell? It wanted to be alar-ming.
  43. What do you call an organized sky? A sorted constellation.
  44. Why did the moon bring a suitcase to school? It was going through a phase.
  45. Why did the star go to Hollywood? It wanted to shine on the big screen.
  46. How do stars fix their problems? They just comet out.
  47. What’s the sky’s favorite animal? The flying squirrel.
  48. Why did the sun go to the dentist? To brighten its smile.
  49. How does the sky ask for directions? It follows the north star.
  50. Why don’t clouds like to play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the sky-line.
  51. Why do stars make terrible secretaries? They always space out.
  52. What’s the sky’s favorite salad? Caesar’s comet.
  53. Why did the sky go to the gym? It needed to work on its star-muscles.
  54. Why are skies bad at playing poker? They always fold under pressure.
  55. Why do stars never get bored? They’re always in a state of play-stellation.
  56. How does the sky get ready for a date? It puts on twilight.
  57. Why do stars never fight? They always constellation-cile their differences.
  58. Why are stars great investigators? They can constellation-nect the dots.
  59. How do planets communicate? They space-time chat.
  60. Why are clouds great at drama? They know how to cause a scene.
  61. Why did the sun go to the party? To light it up.
  62. Why was the cloud kicked out of school? It was too mist-behaved.
  63. Why don’t clouds use computers? They’re afraid of the cloud storage.
  64. What’s a star’s favorite sport? Meteor basketball.
  65. How do you know the sky is a good listener? It’s all ears (and atmosphere).
  66. What’s a star’s favorite type of coffee? Astra-Brew.
  67. Why are clouds good at math? They know how to round up.
  68. How do stars get to work? They use the milky way.
  69. Why are planets always calm? They know how to planet out.
  70. What’s the sky’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones, because they rock.
  71. Why do clouds love gossip? They enjoy the high-level chatter.
  72. Why did the star go to the award show? It wanted to be a shooting star.
  73. What’s a star’s favorite movie? “Starry Wars.”
  74. How do you know the sky is a good friend? It’s always there for you, day or night.
  75. Why do stars make poor chefs? They’re always over-cooking things in their cores.
  76. How does the sky stay in shape? It does cirrus-cuit training.
  77. Why do stars never get angry? They’ve learned to keep their cool-ant.
  78. What’s a cloud’s favorite drink? Precipi-tea.
  79. How do stars stay safe? They belt up in the asteroid belt.
  80. Why are stars good at saving money? They’re always collecting light years.
  81. What’s the sky’s favorite TV show? “Grey’s Anatom-osphere.”
  82. Why did the sky apply for a loan? It wanted to improve its weather-credit score.
  83. Why are stars great artists? They’re good at drawing constellation-tions.
  84. How do planets organize a party? They planet.
  85. Why was the star late to work? It had a light year traffic.
  86. What’s a star’s favorite type of music? Rock-et and roll.
  87. Why are stars bad at playing hide and seek? They always shine too brightly.
  88. Why do planets love salsa music? Because of its spicy orbital moves.
  89. What’s a cloud’s favorite dessert? Pie in the sky.

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