150 skateboard jokes
- Why don’t skateboarders ever get locked out? Because they always have the right key… skate!
- Why was the computer a terrible skateboarder? It had too many crashes!
- What do you call a skateboarder with no skateboard? Grounded!
- Why did the skateboarder bring a pencil to the skate park? He wanted to draw some cool tricks!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good comedians? Because they always grind their jokes!
- How do skateboarders say hello? “Hey dude, wheel meet again!”
- Why don’t skateboarders ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your wheels squeak!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good detectives? They always jump to conclusions!
- How do skateboarders apologize? They just roll with it!
- Why did the skateboarder break up with his girlfriend? She wouldn’t stop saying he was two-tired!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of music? Anything that has a good beat to skate to!
- Why did the skateboarder always carry a map? He liked to grind on the edge of the world!
- How do skateboarders handle stressful situations? They just flip it off!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! And why did the skateboarder turn red? Because it saw the stairs railing!
- How do you know when a skateboarder is about to do something crazy? They’ll have that deck-ided look in their eyes!
- Why are skateboarders always in shape? Because they always keep their wheels turning!
- Why did the skateboarder go broke? He put too many bucks into trucks!
- Why are skateboarders bad at golf? They’re used to getting more air!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of math? Geometry! It’s all about angles!
- How do skateboarders like their eggs? Sunny side Ollie!
- Why don’t skateboarders ever get bored? Because life is always full of ups and downs!
- Why did the skateboarder bring sandpaper to school? He wanted to get an A+ on his grind!
- What do you call a skateboarder who doesn’t fall? A liar!
- Why are skateboarders always late? They can never resist one last kickflip!
- Why are skateboarders bad at basketball? Their shoes have too much grip!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite time of the day? Half-past grind!
- Why was the skateboarder’s report card like his board? Full of hard flips and impossible flips!
- What do you call a skateboarder who only rides at night? A darkslider!
- Why don’t skateboarders ever take the elevator? They prefer the stairs!
- Why did the skateboarder go to the bakery? He heard they had fresh rolls!
- What do you call a dinosaur on a skateboard? A Raptoroll!
- How can you tell a skateboarder has been using the computer? There’s a lot of scrolling!
- Why do skateboarders never get hungry? They’re always flipping burgers!
- What do you call a philosopher on a skateboard? A Thinkflip!
- How do skateboarders like their tea? With a kickflip of lemon!
- Why do skateboarders love spring? Because they’re used to rebounding!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of vegetable? Spin-ach!
- Why are skateboarders always ready for a surprise? They’re used to kickflips!
- Why did the skateboarder go to the doctor? He had a sick flip!
- What do you call a fish on a skateboard? A skate-piscis!
- Why did the skateboarder put his money on the board? He wanted to keep his cash rolling!
- What do you call a cat on a skateboard? A Skatercat!
- How do skateboarders prefer their steak? Well-tricked!
- Why do skateboarders make bad secret agents? Their moves are always on deck!
- How does a skateboarder ask someone to marry them? With a diamond grind!
- Why do skateboarders like to study? Because they like to learn new tricks!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of weather? When it’s raining rails!
- Why did the skateboarder become a teacher? He wanted to show people the half-pipe to knowledge!
- Why was the skateboarder a good DJ? He knew how to scratch!
- What do you call a bear on a skateboard? A Grizzly Grinder!
- Why are skateboarders good at geometry? They know all about angles and curves!
- Why do skateboarders love Halloween? They get to carve pumpkins and carve on their boards!
- How does a skateboarder break up with their partner? “It’s not you, it’s my board.”
- What did the skateboard say to the skateboarder? “Stop pushing me around!”
- Why are skateboarders always ready for action? Because they always roll with the punches!
- What do you call a bird on a skateboard? A Hawk-eye!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good chefs? They always flip the pancakes too high!
- Why do skateboarders always get up early? They love to catch the morning grind!
- How do skateboarders clean up? They sweep it under the ramp!
- What do you call a pirate on a skateboard? A Sea-Grinder!
- Why was the skateboarder good at chess? He was always thinking a few moves ahead!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line!
- Why do skateboarders love math? Because it’s all about the X and Y (axis)!
- What do skateboarders say when they see a new rail? “That’s off the wall!”
- Why are skateboarders bad at boxing? They can’t stop foot planting!
- Why do skateboarders like rough days? Because life’s just one big grind!
- Why was the skateboarder always winning at poker? He always had a pair of aces up his sleeve!
- Why do skateboarders never feel cold? They’re used to catching air!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of shoe? A slip-on, for quick getaways!
- Why do skateboarders love cookies? Because they’re always doing cookie grinds!
- How do you know a skateboarder is lying? Their lips are moving, but their feet aren’t!
- Why did the skateboarder bring a ladder to the park? He wanted to reach new heights!
- How does a skateboarder get ready for a date? They clean up their act and straighten their trucks!
- Why are skateboarders good at juggling? They’re used to keeping multiple things in the air!
- What do you call a skater who is also a magician? A trick-flipper!
- Why do skateboarders make bad gardeners? They’re always shredding the grass!
- Why do skateboarders never get lost? They just follow the road that’s been grind!
- Why do skateboarders like horror movies? They enjoy the fear of falling!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite fruit? A melon, for those melon grabs!
- Whydo skateboarders make good DJs? They know how to mix things up!
- How does a skateboarder say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side!”
- Why do skateboarders never sit still? Because they’re always on a roll!
- Why do skateboarders like school? Because they can’t resist a good textbook flip!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghetti with meatflips!
- Why are skateboarders always so positive? Because they never stop pushing!
- What do you call a spider on a skateboard? A Web-slider!
- Why are skateboarders always well-rested? They love catching Z’s and catching air!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite type of dog? A Shred-verian Husky!
- Why do skateboarders make great actors? They’re always ready for a dramatic fall!
- What do you call a fast-food worker on a skateboard? A McFlippin!
- How do skateboarders stay cool? They hang out in the half-pipe!
- What do you call a skateboarder who’s afraid of heights? A Low-rider!
- Why are skateboarders bad at singing? They always break into a grind instead of a tune!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good doctors? They can’t resist the urge to show off their stitches!
- How do you know a skateboarder is excited? They’re flipping out!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite thing about winter? Snowboarding is just skateboarding with more padding!
- Why do skateboarders make good philosophers? They’re always contemplating the deck!
- What do you call a tree on a skateboard? A Plant-flip!
- How do skateboarders handle tough situations? They kick, push, and coast through them!
- Why do skateboarders make great cooks? They know the recipe for a killer ollie!
- Why did the skateboarder visit the museum? He heard there was a great exhibit on “Board Art”!
- How do skateboarders handle breakups? They just drop in and move on!
- Why don’t skateboarders like the circus? Too many clowns, not enough ramps!
- Why was the skateboarder a bad dancer? His moves were too flat!
- Why do skateboarders like coffee? It helps them grind through the day!
- What do you call a cow on a skateboard? A Milk-shaker!
- Why are skateboarders bad at painting? They leave too many streaks!
- How do you know if a skateboarder is mad at you? They give you the cold shoulder roll!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite style of painting? Impressionism because they love leaving impressions!
- Why don’t skateboarders use umbrellas? They prefer to slide in the rain!
- Why do skateboarders make bad drivers? They’re always trying to carve the road!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite day of the week? Trick Tuesday!
- Why do skateboarders never feel tired? Because they’re always pumped up!
- Why was the skateboarder good at writing? He knew how to make a story roll!
- What do you call a flower on a skateboard? A Bloom-Boarder!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good tailors? They’re always tearing it up!
- Why do skateboarders make great entrepreneurs? They’re not afraid to take risks!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite candy? Air Heads, they love to catch air!
- Why do skateboarders make good writers? They know how to spin a tale!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite bedtime story? The one where they land the perfect trick!
- Why do skateboarders love surfing? Because it’s like skateboarding on water!
- Why are skateboarders always early? They don’t like to waste time grinding to a halt!
- Why was the skateboarder a good gardener? He knew how to make plants grow!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite subject? History, they love to learn about old school tricks!
- Why do skateboarders like to travel? They’re always on the move!
- Why was the skateboarder a good musician? He knew how to keep the rhythm rolling!
- Why are skateboarders good at yoga? They know all about balance!
- What do you call a superhero on a skateboard? A Kickflip Crusader!
- Why do skateboarders make bad poets? They always write in short lines!
- What do you call a wolf on a skateboard? A Howl-ly Roller!
- Why are skateboarders bad at playing hide and seek? They always leave tracks!
- Why don’t skateboarders make good farmers? They spend too much time grinding the barn!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite movie genre? Action, because it mirrors their lifestyle!
- Why do skateboarders like math? They love calculating the best angle for their tricks!
- Why did the skateboarder go to the moon? He wanted to do an ollie in zero gravity!
- Why are skateboarders like scientists? They always experiment with new tricks!
- What do you call a ghost on a skateboard? A Spook-flip!
- Why do skateboarders make good weather forecasters? They’re always predicting air pressure!
- What do you call a vampire on a skateboard? A Fang-flipper!
- Why do skateboarders make good programmers? They’re not afraid of a few crashes!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite part of the chicken? The wing, because it helps them fly!
- Why are skateboarders good at fishing? They know how to reel it in!
- What do you call a knight on a skateboard? Sir Ollie of Grindalot!
- Why do skateboarders make good storytellers? They always keep you on the edge!
- Why was the skateboarder bad at chess? He was always jumping the king!
- What do you call an alien on a skateboard? A Mars-ve-mover!
- Why are skateboarders like cats? They always land on their feet!
- Why do skateboarders make good bakers? They’re used to rolling dough!
- What’s a skateboarder’s favorite flower? A tulip… especially when it comes to tricks!
- Why do skateboarders make good friends? They’re always there to pick you up when you fall!