57+ scarecrow dad jokes

  1. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
    • Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What do you call a scarecrow who breaks up fights?
    • A peacrow!
  3. Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
    • Because he was a great straw-ategist!
  4. Why do scarecrows make terrible secret agents?
    • They always stick out!
  5. How do scarecrows stay informed?
    • They read the crow-spaper!
  6. What do you call a scarecrow who tells jokes?
    • A crow-median!
  7. Why did the scarecrow become a gardener?
    • He really knew his crops!
  8. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink?
    • Straw-berry juice!
  9. Why don’t scarecrows ever get lost?
    • Because they always follow the crow-d!
  10. Why don’t scarecrows use smartphones?
    • They prefer to crow-dial!
  11. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite song?
    • “Crow Me a River!”
  12. Why don’t scarecrows go on vacation?
    • They’re too busy working the field!
  13. Why don’t scarecrows play basketball?
    • They’re afraid of crow-ssing!
  14. What do you call a scarecrow’s home?
    • The Crow’s Nest!
  15. Why did the scarecrow win a music award?
    • His tunes were always popping (popcorn)!
  16. Why was the scarecrow so calm during the storm?
    • It was just another day in the field!
  17. How did the scarecrow feel when the birds left for winter?
    • He was in de-scare-crow!
  18. Why did the scarecrow go to a therapist?
    • He felt straw-fully alone!
  19. What do scarecrows use to fix their pants?
    • Patch-crows!
  20. Why did the scarecrow get a timeout?
    • He wouldn’t stop pun-crowing!
  21. Why did the scarecrow go to school?
    • To become a crow-fessor!
  22. Why do scarecrows hate rain?
    • They don’t want to take a straw-er!
  23. How does a scarecrow say goodbye?
    • “Crow-ta la vista, baby!”
  24. What did the scarecrow say to the cornstalk?
    • “Let’s have a stalk about your behavior!”
  25. What did the farmer name his scarecrow?
    • Russel Crow!
  26. Why was the scarecrow given a medal?
    • He was the last straw in the battle!
  27. Why don’t scarecrows ever win at poker?
    • They always fold!
  28. Why do scarecrows never get promoted?
    • They’re always in the same position!
  29. What do scarecrows wear to the beach?
    • Crow-kini!
  30. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite day?
    • Fry-day, they love fried crow!
  31. Why was the scarecrow a bad comedian?
    • He always forgot his punch lines!
  32. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite book?
    • “To Kill a Mockingbird!”
  33. Why don’t scarecrows ever get surprised?
    • They’re always on guard!
  34. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dance?
    • The scarecrow shuffle!
  35. What’s the scarecrow’s favorite play?
    • Hamlet, especially the scene with Yorick’s skull!
  36. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite sport?
    • Crow-quet!
  37. What did the scarecrow say when it started to rain?
    • “This is the last straw!”
  38. Why do scarecrows never tell secrets?
    • They’re always spilling the beans!
  39. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite band?
    • The Beatles, because of “Blackbird”!
  40. What did the scarecrow wear to the party?
    • His best crows-tie!
  41. Why don’t scarecrows get along with owls?
    • They always feel watched!
  42. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite movie?
    • “The Crow-dfather!”
  43. Why do scarecrows make terrible roommates?
    • They leave straw everywhere!
  44. How does a scarecrow stay fit?
    • By doing straw-lates!
  45. What did the scarecrow say to the wheat?
    • “I’m a-farm-aid of you!”
  46. Why don’t scarecrows play hide and seek?
    • They always stand out!
  47. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite game?
    • Crow-no!
  48. Why don’t scarecrows ever catch a cold?
    • They’re always stuffed up!
  49. What do scarecrows use to write?
    • A crow-quill!
  50. How does a scarecrow keep his pants up?
    • With a bale-t!
  51. Why are scarecrows always calm?
    • They don’t let things ruffle their feathers!
  52. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite salad?
    • Crow-slaw!
  53. Why don’t scarecrows ever get tired?
    • They’re always recharged!
  54. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dessert?
    • Straw-berry pie!
  55. What did the scarecrow say after the harvest?
    • “That was amaizeing!”
  56. How do scarecrows stay cool in the summer?
    • They use crow-conditioning!
  57. Why don’t scarecrows use umbrellas?
    • They don’t want to scare the crows away!
  58. What do scarecrows use to surf the web?
    • Their crow-mputer!
  59. Why don’t scarecrows make good detectives?
    • They always overlook the crow-ning evidence!
  60. Why did the scarecrow refuse to take a nap?
    • He didn’t want to be caught snoozing on the job!
  61. What do you call a scarecrow who can play guitar?
    • A straw-mer!
  62. Why do scarecrows make terrible singers?
    • They’re always off-key!
  63. Why do scarecrows hate winter?
    • They can’t stand the snow-crows!
  64. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
    • Crow-nberries!
  65. Why don’t scarecrows like fast food?
    • They prefer slow-cooked crows!
  66. How does a scarecrow get around the farm?
    • By riding the crow-bus!
  67. Why did the scarecrow fail the exam?
    • He was caught crow-ning!
  68. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of math?
    • Geometry, because of all the angles!
  69. Why did the scarecrow go to the party?
    • He heard it was going to be a crow-l!
  70. What do you call a scarecrow who loves coffee?
    • A brew-crow!
  71. Why don’t scarecrows watch scary movies?
    • They’re afraid of the scare-crows!
  72. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite pastime?
    • Crow-cheting!

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