57+ scarecrow dad jokes
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a scarecrow who breaks up fights?
- A peacrow!
- Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
- Because he was a great straw-ategist!
- Why do scarecrows make terrible secret agents?
- They always stick out!
- How do scarecrows stay informed?
- They read the crow-spaper!
- What do you call a scarecrow who tells jokes?
- A crow-median!
- Why did the scarecrow become a gardener?
- He really knew his crops!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink?
- Straw-berry juice!
- Why don’t scarecrows ever get lost?
- Because they always follow the crow-d!
- Why don’t scarecrows use smartphones?
- They prefer to crow-dial!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite song?
- “Crow Me a River!”
- Why don’t scarecrows go on vacation?
- They’re too busy working the field!
- Why don’t scarecrows play basketball?
- They’re afraid of crow-ssing!
- What do you call a scarecrow’s home?
- The Crow’s Nest!
- Why did the scarecrow win a music award?
- His tunes were always popping (popcorn)!
- Why was the scarecrow so calm during the storm?
- It was just another day in the field!
- How did the scarecrow feel when the birds left for winter?
- He was in de-scare-crow!
- Why did the scarecrow go to a therapist?
- He felt straw-fully alone!
- What do scarecrows use to fix their pants?
- Patch-crows!
- Why did the scarecrow get a timeout?
- He wouldn’t stop pun-crowing!
- Why did the scarecrow go to school?
- To become a crow-fessor!
- Why do scarecrows hate rain?
- They don’t want to take a straw-er!
- How does a scarecrow say goodbye?
- “Crow-ta la vista, baby!”
- What did the scarecrow say to the cornstalk?
- “Let’s have a stalk about your behavior!”
- What did the farmer name his scarecrow?
- Russel Crow!
- Why was the scarecrow given a medal?
- He was the last straw in the battle!
- Why don’t scarecrows ever win at poker?
- They always fold!
- Why do scarecrows never get promoted?
- They’re always in the same position!
- What do scarecrows wear to the beach?
- Crow-kini!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite day?
- Fry-day, they love fried crow!
- Why was the scarecrow a bad comedian?
- He always forgot his punch lines!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite book?
- “To Kill a Mockingbird!”
- Why don’t scarecrows ever get surprised?
- They’re always on guard!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dance?
- The scarecrow shuffle!
- What’s the scarecrow’s favorite play?
- Hamlet, especially the scene with Yorick’s skull!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite sport?
- Crow-quet!
- What did the scarecrow say when it started to rain?
- “This is the last straw!”
- Why do scarecrows never tell secrets?
- They’re always spilling the beans!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite band?
- The Beatles, because of “Blackbird”!
- What did the scarecrow wear to the party?
- His best crows-tie!
- Why don’t scarecrows get along with owls?
- They always feel watched!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite movie?
- “The Crow-dfather!”
- Why do scarecrows make terrible roommates?
- They leave straw everywhere!
- How does a scarecrow stay fit?
- By doing straw-lates!
- What did the scarecrow say to the wheat?
- “I’m a-farm-aid of you!”
- Why don’t scarecrows play hide and seek?
- They always stand out!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite game?
- Crow-no!
- Why don’t scarecrows ever catch a cold?
- They’re always stuffed up!
- What do scarecrows use to write?
- A crow-quill!
- How does a scarecrow keep his pants up?
- With a bale-t!
- Why are scarecrows always calm?
- They don’t let things ruffle their feathers!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite salad?
- Crow-slaw!
- Why don’t scarecrows ever get tired?
- They’re always recharged!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite dessert?
- Straw-berry pie!
- What did the scarecrow say after the harvest?
- “That was amaizeing!”
- How do scarecrows stay cool in the summer?
- They use crow-conditioning!
- Why don’t scarecrows use umbrellas?
- They don’t want to scare the crows away!
- What do scarecrows use to surf the web?
- Their crow-mputer!
- Why don’t scarecrows make good detectives?
- They always overlook the crow-ning evidence!
- Why did the scarecrow refuse to take a nap?
- He didn’t want to be caught snoozing on the job!
- What do you call a scarecrow who can play guitar?
- A straw-mer!
- Why do scarecrows make terrible singers?
- They’re always off-key!
- Why do scarecrows hate winter?
- They can’t stand the snow-crows!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
- Crow-nberries!
- Why don’t scarecrows like fast food?
- They prefer slow-cooked crows!
- How does a scarecrow get around the farm?
- By riding the crow-bus!
- Why did the scarecrow fail the exam?
- He was caught crow-ning!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of math?
- Geometry, because of all the angles!
- Why did the scarecrow go to the party?
- He heard it was going to be a crow-l!
- What do you call a scarecrow who loves coffee?
- A brew-crow!
- Why don’t scarecrows watch scary movies?
- They’re afraid of the scare-crows!
- What’s a scarecrow’s favorite pastime?
- Crow-cheting!