57+ sausage jokes

  1. Why don’t sausages make good secrets? Because they always spill the beans!
  2. Why did the sausage go to the disco? Because it heard there would be some sizzling moves.
  3. Why did the sausage roll? Because it saw the mustard coming!
  4. How do sausages say goodbye? “Meat you later!”
  5. What do you call a troublesome sausage? A real brat-wurst!
  6. What’s a sausage’s favorite sport? The meat-athlon.
  7. Why did the sausage bring a sunscreen? It didn’t want to be too fried!
  8. What’s a sausage’s favorite type of music? Pop-sausage.
  9. Why did the sausage quit playing poker? It always had a bad link.
  10. Why don’t sausages go to the beach? They’re afraid of the sand-witches.
  11. What did the sausage say when it crossed the road? “I’m the wurst!”
  12. Why was the sausage a good comedian? Because its jokes were sizzling.
  13. Why did the sausage refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always got stuck in the bun.
  14. Why was the sausage always getting into trouble? Because it always got into hot dog water.
  15. What’s a sausage’s favorite school subject? History – They love the Sausage Era.
  16. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down the hill.
  17. Why do sausages never win at chess? They always end up in a pickle.
  18. Why was the sausage always stressed? Because it was under a lot of pressure.
  19. What’s a sausage’s favorite dance? The polka.
  20. Why couldn’t the sausage ever lie? Because it could never beat around the bush-meat.
  21. What do you call a sausage who works in an office? A bureaucrat.
  22. Why do sausages make bad musicians? They always ham it up.
  23. What’s a sausage’s favorite movie? “The Godfather: Part Brat”.
  24. What’s a sausage’s favorite book? “A Tale of Two Sizzles”.
  25. Why was the sausage jealous of the steak? It had grill marks.
  26. What’s a sausage’s favorite city? Frank-furt.
  27. Why are sausages terrible at playing hide and seek? They’re always getting linked up.
  28. How did the sausage propose to its girlfriend? “Will you be my grill-friend?”
  29. What do you call a meditating sausage? A Zen-dwich.
  30. What’s a sausage’s favorite board game? Sausopoly.
  31. Why was the sausage upset? It was fed up with the grind.
  32. What do you call a sausage in a tuxedo? A hot-diggity-dog.
  33. What’s a sausage’s favorite instrument? The drumstick.
  34. Why was the sausage a bad poker player? It would always fold.
  35. How do sausages say thank you? “Frank-ly, you’re the best!”
  36. Why couldn’t the sausage get a date? It was too linked up.
  37. Why was the sausage a bad secret keeper? It always spilled the beans.
  38. What do you call a sausage that can play the piano? A musical feast.
  39. Why was the sausage a good detective? It always sniffed out the truth.
  40. What’s a sausage’s favorite exercise? The meat lift.
  41. Why are sausages bad at tennis? They can’t serve without getting served.
  42. Why did the sausage break up with its girlfriend? She said he was full of baloney.
  43. What do you call a scared sausage? A chicken sausage.
  44. Why did the sausage get a ticket? It ran a meat light.
  45. How do sausages greet each other? “Meat and greet!”
  46. Why do sausages make bad baseball players? They always get grilled.
  47. What do you call a sausage in a suit? A well-dressed dinner.
  48. Why couldn’t the sausage run a marathon? It was too fried.
  49. Why did the sausage wear a tie? To look like a hot dog.
  50. How do sausages get their news? The Meaty-ocre Times.
  51. Why did the sausage join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the Big Sizzle.
  52. Why did the sausage get in trouble at school? It kept cracking jokes.
  53. Why don’t sausages make good detectives? They can’t ketchup to the clues.
  54. What’s a sausage’s favorite song? “Let it Sizzle”.
  55. Why don’t sausages make good farmers? They can’t raise the steaks.
  56. What’s a sausage’s favorite TV show? “The Great British Bake-off: Sausage Edition”.
  57. Why did the sausage go to the park? To meet and meat new friends.
  58. What’s a sausage’s favorite candy? Meatballs.
  59. Why did the sausage go to art school? It wanted to draw out its flavor.
  60. What’s a sausage’s favorite winter activity? Sleigh grilling.
  61. Why was the sausage a good cheerleader? It knew how to bring the sizzle.
  62. Why did the sausage join a band? It wanted to meat the Beetles.
  63. Why did the sausage go to the museum? It wanted to see the ancient relishes.
  64. Why did the sausage visit the library? It wanted to read “To Grill a Mockingbird”.
  65. How did the sausage ask its crush out? “I must-ard you a question. Will you go out with me?”
  66. What do you call a sausage with a cold? A little under the weather, frank-ly.
  67. What’s a sausage’s favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, because it’s always ready for the sauce.
  68. What do you call a sausage in a blanket? A wrap artist.
  69. Why are sausages terrible dancers? They’ve got two left feet.
  70. Why did the sausage go to the moon? It wanted to see if it was made of Swiss cheese.
  71. Why did the sausage become a teacher? It wanted to meat young minds.
  72. How do you describe a scared sausage? Petrified pork.
  73. Why was the sausage bad at math? It couldn’t count its own links.
  74. What did the sausage say to the hot dog bun? “You’re my butter half!”
  75. What’s a sausage’s favorite bedtime story? The Princess and the Pork.
  76. How did the sausage get ready for the party? It just rolled up.
  77. What do you call a sausage on vacation? A link in the sun.
  78. What did the sausage say to the hamburger? “We’re both ground up, but I’m better linked!”
  79. Why did the sausage go to the party? It heard it was a barbe-cute.
  80. How does a sausage stay in shape? It does a lot of roll-er skating.
  81. Why did the sausage go to the bar? To have a bun and tonic.
  82. Why did the sausage take up acting? It wanted to be a star in a roll.
  83. Why did the sausage bring a sunhat to the beach? It didn’t want to get roasted.
  84. How does a sausage propose? “Will you be the bun to my dog?”
  85. Why did the sausage go to school? It wanted to be a smarty-pants.
  86. Why don’t sausages like winter? They freeze their buns off!
  87. Why did the sausage join the choir? It heard they needed more tenor and bass.
  88. What’s a sausage’s favorite style of painting? Impression-grill-ism.
  89. Why don’t sausages play football? They’re afraid of getting a penalty for pigskin holding.
  90. Why did the sausage go to the zoo? It wanted to see the meat-eaters.
  91. Why did the sausage break up with the hot dog bun? It felt too confined.
  92. Why was the sausage a bad sailor? It couldn’t tie a knot-wurst.
  93. What do you call a philosophical sausage? A meat-thinker.
  94. Why did the sausage join a gym? It was tired of being a brat.
  95. What do you call a sausage in a maze? A-maize-ing.
  96. Why did the sausage join a rock band? It wanted to play the guitar.
  97. Why did the sausage become a florist? It wanted to arrange the petunias and petal-ssies.
  98. Why did the sausage become a pirate? It wanted to sail the Seven Sizzles.
  99. What did the sausage say to the burger? “I’m leaner than you!”
  100. Why did the sausage go to the concert? It was a fan of Linkin Park.
  101. Why did the sausage take up meditation? It wanted to find inner peas.
  102. Why couldn’t the sausage ever get lost? It always knew the way to the buns.
  103. What’s a sausage’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  104. Why did the sausage refuse to play basketball? It didn’t want to get dunked in sauce.
  105. Why did the sausage visit the doctor? It felt a little grilled.
  106. Why don’t sausages make good musicians? They always play off-key-babs.
  107. Why couldn’t the sausage sleep? It had bad dreams of buns.
  108. Why did the sausage become a philosopher? It wanted to discuss the meat-ing of life.
  109. Why was the sausage bad at archery? It always missed the pork.
  110. What did the sausage say to the bacon? “You’re bacon my heart!”
  111. Why did the sausage go to the cinema? It wanted to catch a sizzling flick.
  112. Why did the sausage take up jogging? It wanted to be less of a brat.
  113. Why was the sausage a terrible golfer? It couldn’t make a hole-in-bun.
  114. What’s a sausage’s favorite type of car? A meat-ro van.
  115. Why did the sausage go to therapy? It felt like it was falling to pieces.
  116. What do you call a sausage that likes to rap? Brat-Eminem.
  117. Why did the sausage bring a blanket to the park? It wanted to have a picnic.
  118. What’s a sausage’s favorite type of dog? A hot one.
  119. What’s a sausage’s favorite style of music? Grill-bop.
  120. Why couldn’t the sausage ever get a tan? It was always in the shade.
  121. Why did the sausage join a dance crew? It wanted to learn to break-dance.
  122. Why did the sausage refuse to play chess? It didn’t want to be a pawn.
  123. Why was the sausage bad at hockey? It couldn’t handle the heat.
  124. What’s a sausage’s favorite superhero? Super Meat Man.
  125. Why did the sausage become a detective? It wanted to solve the mysteries of the grill.
  126. Why was the sausage a good student? It was always hungry for knowledge.
  127. What’s a sausage’s favorite type of bread? Anything but a bun!
  128. Why did the sausage refuse to play soccer? It was afraid of getting kicked.
  129. Why did the sausage become a poet? It wanted to write about the sizzle of life.
  130. Why did the sausage refuse to take a bath? It didn’t want to get boiled.
  131. What’s a sausage’s favorite dream? Winning the lottery and buying a hot-dog stand.
  132. Why did the sausage start a band? It wanted to make some noise.
  133. Why couldn’t the sausage keep a job? It couldn’t cut the mustard.
  134. Why was the sausage a bad spy? It always got grilled for information.
  135. Why did the sausage refuse to play baseball? It was afraid of getting hit.
  136. Why was the sausage a terrible artist? It couldn’t draw a bun.
  137. Why did the sausage join a dating app? It wanted to find its perfect match.
  138. Why did the sausage go to the spa? It wanted to chill out.
  139. What did the sausage say to the tomato? “You’re the ketchup to my hot dog.”
  140. Why was the sausage a terrible mechanic? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  141. Why did the sausage refuse to jump from the plane? It didn’t want to be airborne.
  142. Why did the sausage join the gym? It wanted to bulk up.
  143. Why did the sausage go to the casino? It wanted to try its luck.
  144. Why did the sausage refuse to climb the mountain? It was afraid of heights.
  145. Why couldn’t the sausage be a lawyer? It couldn’t handle the grilling.
  146. Why did the sausage become a baker? It wanted to roll with the dough.
  147. Why did the sausage join a cooking show? It wanted to win the title of ‘Top Dog.’
  148. What did the sausage say to the mirror? “Looking good, bun!”
  149. Why did the sausage refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to deal with the shuffle.
  150. Why was the sausage a terrible mathematician? It couldn’t count the buns.

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