57+ rugby jokes
- Why don’t rugby players ever catch a cold? They always tackle the fever first!
- Why do rugby players have such smooth rides? Because they always get the try-cycles!
- How does a rugby player apologize? He scrums and says he’s sorry!
- Why don’t ghosts play rugby? They’re afraid of getting a boo-t!
- Why was the rugby player so good at baking? He always nailed the conversion!
- Why do rugby players never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always in the try zone!
- Why did the rugby ball go to school? Because it was tired of being kicked around!
- How do rugby players stay cool during a match? They stand near the fans!
- What do you call a rugby player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless!
- Why was the rugby player always lost? Because he kept avoiding the try line!
- How does a rugby player keep his pants up? With a try belt!
- What do you call a fly that’s gotten into the rugby match? A buzz-ter!
- Why was the rugby ball a great musician? It had great pitch!
- Why don’t rugby players tell secrets on the field? Because the grass might leak them!
- Why did the rugby player carry a map? Because he kept losing his line-out!
- What do you call a rugby player who never gets penalized? A lucky rucker!
- Why do rugby players make terrible magicians? You can always see their tries!
- Why did the rugby player go to the bakery? He wanted a good roll!
- Why do rugby players always carry a pencil? To draw the line-out!
- How do rugby players like their eggs? Hard-boiled and tough to crack!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the suits!
- Why was the rugby ball always sad? It’s always getting kicked!
- How do rugby players keep their cool under pressure? They just ruck it off!
- Why are rugby players always ready for a meal? They always want a good feed!
- Why do rugby players never get caught? They always get a clean break!
- Why are rugby players so bad at hide and seek? They’re always found in the scrum!
- What did the rugby ball say to the player? “Catch me if you can!”
- Why do rugby players have such good vision? They never take their eye off the ball!
- Why don’t rugby players tell jokes? They’re afraid of being penalized for a high tackle!
- How does a rugby player say hello? “Nice to ruck you!”
- Why did the rugby player go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the tries!
- Why did the rugby player get locked out of his house? He lost his line-out!
- Why do rugby players make great authors? They know how to tackle a story!
- Why are rugby players so alert? Because they always have to watch their backs!
- Why don’t rugby players ever get bored? Because they always get their kicks!
- Why did the rugby player wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a tear in one!
- What do you call a rugby player with a map? A route-rucker!
- Why are rugby players always late for dinner? They’re stuck in a scrum!
- How do rugby players communicate? They pass messages!
- Why do rugby players hate tennis? Too much love, not enough fight!
- Why do rugby players always carry an extra pair of shoes? They never want to miss a kick!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite kind of music? Ruck and roll!
- Why don’t rugby players use paper maps? They prefer to use a scrum-pass!
- How does a rugby player ask for a date? “Will you ruck with me?”
- Why did the rugby player take his ball to school? He wanted to show off his tackling skills!
- Why do rugby players make good detectives? They always follow through!
- What do you call a rugby player who can play the piano? A musical rucker!
- Why was the rugby player never lonely? He was part of the pack!
- Why did the rugby ball never lie? Because it always gets a straight kick!
- Why don’t rugby players make good chefs? They’re always dropping the ball!
- What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of bird? A duck, because they’re used to dodging!
- Why do rugby players dislike playing chess? They prefer a game with more contact!
- Why are rugby players bad at basketball? They always want to tackle, not dribble!
- How do rugby players say goodbye? “See you in the try zone!”
- What did the rugby ball say when it got lost? “I’ve been kicked out!”
- Why do rugby players make terrible dancers? They can’t stop tackling their partners!
- Why are rugby players always relaxed? They know how to handle a tight squeeze!
- Why did the rugby player go to the library? He was in search of a good line-out!
- What do you call a rugby player with a sunburn? A red rucker!
- Why don’t rugby players make good painters? They’re always off-side!
- Why was the rugby player a terrible gardener? He always rucked up the flowers!
- Why did the rugby ball go to the party? To have a ball!
- Why do rugby players hate fast food? It’s not hearty enough!
- Why are rugby players good at jigsaw puzzles? They know how to put the pieces together!
- Why don’t rugby players use umbrellas? They’re not afraid of a little drizzle!
- Why do rugby players dislike soda? Too much fizz, not enough tackle!
- How do rugby players get to the match? They ruck and roll!
- Why are rugby players always ready for a photo? They’re used to posing for the line-out!
- Why did the rugby player become a lawyer? He was good at defending!
- Why do rugby players make terrible fishermen? They always try to ruck the boat!
- What do you call a rugby player at a disco? A dancing rucker!
- Why was the rugby player so good at math? He always got his numbers right in the scrum!
- Why don’t rugby players make good comedians? They always get tackled by the punchline!
- Why do rugby players love coffee? It helps them stay on the ball!
- How does a rugby player greet his friend? “Ruck you doing?”
- Why do rugby players always seem stressed? They’re always under pressure to convert!
- Why are rugby players always ready for bed? They’re used to being tackled!
- Why do rugby players love camping? They’re used to roughing it!
- Why did the rugby player always carry a broom? To sweep the opposition!
- Why do rugby players never wear glasses? They always see the try line clearly!
- Why do rugby players dislike shopping? They always get a rough deal!
- Why don’t rugby players play cricket? They hate waiting for their turn to bat!
- What do you call a rugby player who loves to read? A book rucker!
- Why did the rugby player visit the dentist? He was in for a good scrum!
- Why do rugby players make terrible pilots? They always aim for the ground!
- How do you compliment a rugby player? “You’re really kicking it!”
- Why do rugby players dislike the gym? They prefer the field!
- Why was the rugby player always calm? He knew how to handle a ruckus!
- Why did the rugby player get a pet dog? To practice his tackles!
- What do you call a rugby player who loves to sing? A rocking rucker!
- Why did the rugby player become a detective? He loved chasing leads!
- Why are rugby players good at dating? They know how to play the field!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to swim? He didn’t want to miss the dive!
- Why did the rugby player always carry a clock? To manage his time in the game!
- How does a rugby player start a letter? “Dear Ruckmate,”
- Why did the rugby player always eat spaghetti? He needed his energy for the scrum!
- Why are rugby players good at making coffee? They never miss a grind!
- What do you call a rugby player on a bike? A wheeling rucker!
- Why don’t rugby players like being indoors? They’re too used to the open field!
- Why are rugby players good at multitasking? They’re used to handling many balls!
- Why do rugby players love pizza? They love getting a slice of the action!
- Why did the rugby player go to the beach? To practice his dive!
- Why are rugby players good at parties? They always bring the cheer!
- Why do rugby players make good drivers? They’re used to dodging obstacles!
- Why did the rugby player become a baker? He loved a good roll!
- How do rugby players solve problems? They tackle them head-on!
- Why don’t rugby players make good baristas? They always drop the cup!
- Why was the rugby player always on time? He never wanted to miss a kick-off!
- Why did the rugby player get a cat? He wanted to practice his purr-fect tackle!
- Why are rugby players good at card games? They always know when to pass!
- Why did the rugby player go to the zoo? To watch the lions in action!
- Why do rugby players dislike ice cream? It melts before they can tackle it!
- Why do rugby players make good firefighters? They’re not afraid to get into the heat of the action!
- Why are rugby players always well-dressed? They never want to drop the ball on style!
- Why don’t rugby players make good musicians? They’re too busy tackling the beat!
- Why do rugby players love roller coasters? They enjoy the thrill of the chase!
- Why do rugby players make good sailors? They’re used to the rough and tumble!
- Why did the rugby player become a postman? He always delivers under pressure!
- Why are rugby players never homesick? The pitch is their home!
- How do you know a rugby player is a good cook? He knows how to mix it up in the kitchen just like in a scrum!
- Why do rugby players love dogs? They enjoy a good chase!
- Why do rugby players dislike knitting? They prefer to knit the defense on the field!
- Why did the rugby player get a job at the circus? He’s good at juggling responsibilities!
- Why are rugby players good at chess? They’re used to making strategic moves!
- Why don’t rugby players use GPS? They prefer to find their own way to the try line!
- Why do rugby players make terrible waiters? They always spill the beans!
- Why are rugby players always in shape? They don’t want to drop the ball on fitness!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to fumble with his food!
- Why do rugby players love thunderstorms? They’re used to the rough weather!
- Why don’t rugby players make good detectives? They always give away their line-out!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to go to the movie theater? He was afraid of missing a tackle!
- Why are rugby players good at running a business? They’re always aiming for a try!
- Why do rugby players love sailing? They’re used to rocking the boat!
- Why do rugby players never play darts? They don’t like hitting the bullseye, they prefer a try!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to climb a mountain? He didn’t want to lose his breath before the match!
- Why do rugby players always carry a backpack? They’re always ready for a ruck!
- Why are rugby players never sunburned? They’re used to playing under pressure!
- Why don’t rugby players use calculators? They prefer to do the math in the scrum!
- Why did the rugby player refuse to play video games? He didn’t want to lose his touch on the field!
- Why do rugby players dislike painting? They’re not fond of fine lines, they prefer rough play!
- Why did the rugby player always carry an umbrella? He was ready for any ruckus!
- Why are rugby players never lost? They always find their way to the try line!
- Why don’t rugby players play golf? The ball is too small for a good kick!
- Why do rugby players love hiking? They’re used to climbing the scoreboard!
- Why don’t rugby players make good goalkeepers? They prefer to tackle than catch!
- Why do rugby players dislike winter? It’s too cold for a good scrum!
- Why did the rugby player always carry a notebook? To keep track of his tries!
- Why do rugby players dislike bubble baths? They’re too soft for a good soak!
- Why did the rugby player become a teacher? He was good at passing knowledge!
- Why are rugby players good at making decisions? They never hesitate to take a shot!