57+ rugby jokes

  1. Why don’t rugby players ever catch a cold? They always tackle the fever first!
  2. Why do rugby players have such smooth rides? Because they always get the try-cycles!
  3. How does a rugby player apologize? He scrums and says he’s sorry!
  4. Why don’t ghosts play rugby? They’re afraid of getting a boo-t!
  5. Why was the rugby player so good at baking? He always nailed the conversion!
  6. Why do rugby players never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always in the try zone!
  7. Why did the rugby ball go to school? Because it was tired of being kicked around!
  8. How do rugby players stay cool during a match? They stand near the fans!
  9. What do you call a rugby player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless!
  10. Why was the rugby player always lost? Because he kept avoiding the try line!
  11. How does a rugby player keep his pants up? With a try belt!
  12. What do you call a fly that’s gotten into the rugby match? A buzz-ter!
  13. Why was the rugby ball a great musician? It had great pitch!
  14. Why don’t rugby players tell secrets on the field? Because the grass might leak them!
  15. Why did the rugby player carry a map? Because he kept losing his line-out!
  16. What do you call a rugby player who never gets penalized? A lucky rucker!
  17. Why do rugby players make terrible magicians? You can always see their tries!
  18. Why did the rugby player go to the bakery? He wanted a good roll!
  19. Why do rugby players always carry a pencil? To draw the line-out!
  20. How do rugby players like their eggs? Hard-boiled and tough to crack!
  21. Why did the rugby player refuse to play cards? He was afraid of the suits!
  22. Why was the rugby ball always sad? It’s always getting kicked!
  23. How do rugby players keep their cool under pressure? They just ruck it off!
  24. Why are rugby players always ready for a meal? They always want a good feed!
  25. Why do rugby players never get caught? They always get a clean break!
  26. Why are rugby players so bad at hide and seek? They’re always found in the scrum!
  27. What did the rugby ball say to the player? “Catch me if you can!”
  28. Why do rugby players have such good vision? They never take their eye off the ball!
  29. Why don’t rugby players tell jokes? They’re afraid of being penalized for a high tackle!
  30. How does a rugby player say hello? “Nice to ruck you!”
  31. Why did the rugby player go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the tries!
  32. Why did the rugby player get locked out of his house? He lost his line-out!
  33. Why do rugby players make great authors? They know how to tackle a story!
  34. Why are rugby players so alert? Because they always have to watch their backs!
  35. Why don’t rugby players ever get bored? Because they always get their kicks!
  36. Why did the rugby player wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a tear in one!
  37. What do you call a rugby player with a map? A route-rucker!
  38. Why are rugby players always late for dinner? They’re stuck in a scrum!
  39. How do rugby players communicate? They pass messages!
  40. Why do rugby players hate tennis? Too much love, not enough fight!
  41. Why do rugby players always carry an extra pair of shoes? They never want to miss a kick!
  42. What’s a rugby player’s favorite kind of music? Ruck and roll!
  43. Why don’t rugby players use paper maps? They prefer to use a scrum-pass!
  44. How does a rugby player ask for a date? “Will you ruck with me?”
  45. Why did the rugby player take his ball to school? He wanted to show off his tackling skills!
  46. Why do rugby players make good detectives? They always follow through!
  47. What do you call a rugby player who can play the piano? A musical rucker!
  48. Why was the rugby player never lonely? He was part of the pack!
  49. Why did the rugby ball never lie? Because it always gets a straight kick!
  50. Why don’t rugby players make good chefs? They’re always dropping the ball!
  51. What’s a rugby player’s favorite type of bird? A duck, because they’re used to dodging!
  52. Why do rugby players dislike playing chess? They prefer a game with more contact!
  53. Why are rugby players bad at basketball? They always want to tackle, not dribble!
  54. How do rugby players say goodbye? “See you in the try zone!”
  55. What did the rugby ball say when it got lost? “I’ve been kicked out!”
  56. Why do rugby players make terrible dancers? They can’t stop tackling their partners!
  57. Why are rugby players always relaxed? They know how to handle a tight squeeze!
  58. Why did the rugby player go to the library? He was in search of a good line-out!
  59. What do you call a rugby player with a sunburn? A red rucker!
  60. Why don’t rugby players make good painters? They’re always off-side!
  61. Why was the rugby player a terrible gardener? He always rucked up the flowers!
  62. Why did the rugby ball go to the party? To have a ball!
  63. Why do rugby players hate fast food? It’s not hearty enough!
  64. Why are rugby players good at jigsaw puzzles? They know how to put the pieces together!
  65. Why don’t rugby players use umbrellas? They’re not afraid of a little drizzle!
  66. Why do rugby players dislike soda? Too much fizz, not enough tackle!
  67. How do rugby players get to the match? They ruck and roll!
  68. Why are rugby players always ready for a photo? They’re used to posing for the line-out!
  69. Why did the rugby player become a lawyer? He was good at defending!
  70. Why do rugby players make terrible fishermen? They always try to ruck the boat!
  71. What do you call a rugby player at a disco? A dancing rucker!
  72. Why was the rugby player so good at math? He always got his numbers right in the scrum!
  73. Why don’t rugby players make good comedians? They always get tackled by the punchline!
  74. Why do rugby players love coffee? It helps them stay on the ball!
  75. How does a rugby player greet his friend? “Ruck you doing?”
  76. Why do rugby players always seem stressed? They’re always under pressure to convert!
  77. Why are rugby players always ready for bed? They’re used to being tackled!
  78. Why do rugby players love camping? They’re used to roughing it!
  79. Why did the rugby player always carry a broom? To sweep the opposition!
  80. Why do rugby players never wear glasses? They always see the try line clearly!
  81. Why do rugby players dislike shopping? They always get a rough deal!
  82. Why don’t rugby players play cricket? They hate waiting for their turn to bat!
  83. What do you call a rugby player who loves to read? A book rucker!
  84. Why did the rugby player visit the dentist? He was in for a good scrum!
  85. Why do rugby players make terrible pilots? They always aim for the ground!
  86. How do you compliment a rugby player? “You’re really kicking it!”
  87. Why do rugby players dislike the gym? They prefer the field!
  88. Why was the rugby player always calm? He knew how to handle a ruckus!
  89. Why did the rugby player get a pet dog? To practice his tackles!
  90. What do you call a rugby player who loves to sing? A rocking rucker!
  91. Why did the rugby player become a detective? He loved chasing leads!
  92. Why are rugby players good at dating? They know how to play the field!
  93. Why did the rugby player refuse to swim? He didn’t want to miss the dive!
  94. Why did the rugby player always carry a clock? To manage his time in the game!
  95. How does a rugby player start a letter? “Dear Ruckmate,”
  96. Why did the rugby player always eat spaghetti? He needed his energy for the scrum!
  97. Why are rugby players good at making coffee? They never miss a grind!
  98. What do you call a rugby player on a bike? A wheeling rucker!
  99. Why don’t rugby players like being indoors? They’re too used to the open field!
  100. Why are rugby players good at multitasking? They’re used to handling many balls!
  101. Why do rugby players love pizza? They love getting a slice of the action!
  102. Why did the rugby player go to the beach? To practice his dive!
  103. Why are rugby players good at parties? They always bring the cheer!
  104. Why do rugby players make good drivers? They’re used to dodging obstacles!
  105. Why did the rugby player become a baker? He loved a good roll!
  106. How do rugby players solve problems? They tackle them head-on!
  107. Why don’t rugby players make good baristas? They always drop the cup!
  108. Why was the rugby player always on time? He never wanted to miss a kick-off!
  109. Why did the rugby player get a cat? He wanted to practice his purr-fect tackle!
  110. Why are rugby players good at card games? They always know when to pass!
  111. Why did the rugby player go to the zoo? To watch the lions in action!
  112. Why do rugby players dislike ice cream? It melts before they can tackle it!
  113. Why do rugby players make good firefighters? They’re not afraid to get into the heat of the action!
  114. Why are rugby players always well-dressed? They never want to drop the ball on style!
  115. Why don’t rugby players make good musicians? They’re too busy tackling the beat!
  116. Why do rugby players love roller coasters? They enjoy the thrill of the chase!
  117. Why do rugby players make good sailors? They’re used to the rough and tumble!
  118. Why did the rugby player become a postman? He always delivers under pressure!
  119. Why are rugby players never homesick? The pitch is their home!
  120. How do you know a rugby player is a good cook? He knows how to mix it up in the kitchen just like in a scrum!
  121. Why do rugby players love dogs? They enjoy a good chase!
  122. Why do rugby players dislike knitting? They prefer to knit the defense on the field!
  123. Why did the rugby player get a job at the circus? He’s good at juggling responsibilities!
  124. Why are rugby players good at chess? They’re used to making strategic moves!
  125. Why don’t rugby players use GPS? They prefer to find their own way to the try line!
  126. Why do rugby players make terrible waiters? They always spill the beans!
  127. Why are rugby players always in shape? They don’t want to drop the ball on fitness!
  128. Why did the rugby player refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to fumble with his food!
  129. Why do rugby players love thunderstorms? They’re used to the rough weather!
  130. Why don’t rugby players make good detectives? They always give away their line-out!
  131. Why did the rugby player refuse to go to the movie theater? He was afraid of missing a tackle!
  132. Why are rugby players good at running a business? They’re always aiming for a try!
  133. Why do rugby players love sailing? They’re used to rocking the boat!
  134. Why do rugby players never play darts? They don’t like hitting the bullseye, they prefer a try!
  135. Why did the rugby player refuse to climb a mountain? He didn’t want to lose his breath before the match!
  136. Why do rugby players always carry a backpack? They’re always ready for a ruck!
  137. Why are rugby players never sunburned? They’re used to playing under pressure!
  138. Why don’t rugby players use calculators? They prefer to do the math in the scrum!
  139. Why did the rugby player refuse to play video games? He didn’t want to lose his touch on the field!
  140. Why do rugby players dislike painting? They’re not fond of fine lines, they prefer rough play!
  141. Why did the rugby player always carry an umbrella? He was ready for any ruckus!
  142. Why are rugby players never lost? They always find their way to the try line!
  143. Why don’t rugby players play golf? The ball is too small for a good kick!
  144. Why do rugby players love hiking? They’re used to climbing the scoreboard!
  145. Why don’t rugby players make good goalkeepers? They prefer to tackle than catch!
  146. Why do rugby players dislike winter? It’s too cold for a good scrum!
  147. Why did the rugby player always carry a notebook? To keep track of his tries!
  148. Why do rugby players dislike bubble baths? They’re too soft for a good soak!
  149. Why did the rugby player become a teacher? He was good at passing knowledge!
  150. Why are rugby players good at making decisions? They never hesitate to take a shot!

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