150 rainbow jokes

  1. Why do rainbows never go to college? Because they already have enough degrees!
  2. Why don’t rainbows ever hide? They always want to show their true colors!
  3. What did one end of the rainbow say to the other? Let’s meet in the middle!
  4. Why was the rainbow feeling blue? It had a sky-high fever!
  5. Why don’t rainbows play hide and seek? Because they always get caught in the light!
  6. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of music? Coloratura!
  7. What’s a rainbow’s favorite fruit? A rainbowberry!
  8. Why couldn’t the rainbow find her wallet? Because it was in the pot of gold at the end!
  9. What do you find at the end of a rainbow? The letter W!
  10. Why was the rainbow always in trouble? It couldn’t stop bending the rules!
  11. Why did the rainbow go to therapy? It had too many spectrum issues!
  12. Why couldn’t the rainbow make up its mind? It had too many shades of thought!
  13. What’s a rainbow’s favorite style of dance? The color guard!
  14. Why did the rainbow break up with the thunderstorm? She wanted someone less shocking!
  15. What do you call a rainbow that doesn’t stop? A ’roundbow!
  16. Why was the rainbow a good musician? It knew how to play the scales!
  17. Why did the rainbow go on a diet? It wanted to shed a few shades!
  18. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of candy? Skittles, because they let you taste the rainbow!
  19. Why did the rainbow get in trouble at school? It kept drawing attention!
  20. What did the rainbow say to the crayon box? I’ve got all your colors and more!
  21. Why is a rainbow always over-dressed? It loves to wear every color of the spectrum!
  22. Why don’t rainbows ever get lost? They always follow the light!
  23. What’s a rainbow’s favorite game? Twister!
  24. Why are rainbows bad secret keepers? They spill the beans in every color!
  25. What’s the difference between a rainbow and a unicorn? One’s a colorful arc, the other is a ‘unicorn’ arc!
  26. What does a rainbow order at a restaurant? A spectrum of dishes!
  27. Why did the rainbow bring a map? It didn’t want to lose its place in the spectrum!
  28. What did the rainbow say to the leprechaun? Stop gold-digging at my ends!
  29. What do you call a rainbow in the winter? A snowbow!
  30. What do you call a fight between two rainbows? A color clash!
  31. What’s a rainbow’s favorite clothing brand? Spectrum Apparel!
  32. What’s a rainbow’s favorite social media platform? Instagram, because it’s all about the filters!
  33. What is a rainbow’s least favorite chore? Color sorting the laundry!
  34. What do you call a rainbow with attitude? A rain-brat!
  35. How do rainbows apologize? They send an arc-ology!
  36. Why are rainbows good at yoga? They are naturally flexible!
  37. What did the double rainbow say to the single rainbow? You don’t know the half of it!
  38. Why don’t rainbows like gossip? They believe in clear skies and clear minds!
  39. What’s a rainbow’s favorite vegetable? A radish, for its radiant color!
  40. Why did the rainbow get a ticket? It didn’t yield to the pot of gold!
  41. What does a rainbow do after a storm? Takes a bow!
  42. What did the rainbow say after a long day? I’m arc-tired!
  43. What do you call a rainbow at midnight? An impossibow!
  44. What’s a rainbow’s favorite movie? “Colorful Encounters of the Third Kind!”
  45. Why did the rainbow go to the art museum? To see the Van Gogh!
  46. What do you call a baby rainbow? A little ray of sunshine!
  47. What’s a rainbow’s favorite exercise? The spectrum stretch!
  48. How does a rainbow keep its figure? By stretching after every storm!
  49. Why did the rainbow go to the party? To add a little color!
  50. What does a rainbow do when it gets scared? It calls for a light guard!
  51. What’s a rainbow’s favorite city? Colo-rado!
  52. Why was the rainbow always late? It was waiting for the perfect light!
  53. What does a rainbow do when it’s sad? It lets its colors run!
  54. Why don’t rainbows ever get married? They already have enough bands!
  55. Why did the rainbow visit the doctor? It had lost its color!
  56. What does a rainbow do on its day off? Chills in the sky!
  57. Why did the rainbow go to the bank? To change its colors!
  58. How does a rainbow like to relax? By taking a sunbath!
  59. What does a rainbow wear to a formal event? A full spectrum suit!
  60. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of bread? Multigrain!
  61. What’s a rainbow’s favorite pet? A golden retriever, for the pot of gold!
  62. Why was the rainbow good at chess? It always had the right move across the board!
  63. What’s a rainbow’s favorite pastime? Watching the color TV!
  64. Why did the rainbow become a gardener? To grow some violets!
  65. What does a rainbow like to drink? Color-aid!
  66. Why are rainbows great detectives? They always look at the broader spectrum!
  67. Why did the rainbow go to the amusement park? To ride the Ferris wheel and get a better arc!
  68. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of literature? Colorful poetry!
  69. What’s a rainbow’s favorite TV show? “The Big Band Theory!”
  70. What does a rainbow bring to a picnic? Rainbow salad!
  71. What’s a rainbow’s favorite snack? Fruit loops, because they match its shape!
  72. Why was the rainbow feeling under the weather? It was feeling a little light-headed!
  73. What’s a rainbow’s favorite dessert? Layered jello, for its multitude of colors!
  74. Why was the rainbow a good judge? It considered all sides of the spectrum!
  75. Why did the rainbow join a band? To play the color-tura!
  76. Why don’t rainbows make good secret agents? They’re always seen in broad daylight!
  77. How does a rainbow get to work? It takes the light rail!
  78. Why was the rainbow a good actor? It knew how to get into character!
  79. How does a rainbow like its eggs? Sunny side up!
  80. What’s a rainbow’s favorite book? “Fifty Shades of Ray!”
  81. What did the rainbow say to the sun? “Keep shining, I’ve got your back!”
  82. How does a rainbow say goodbye? “See you after the storm!”
  83. What’s a rainbow’s favorite sport? Color guard!
  84. Why did the rainbow fail the exam? Too much coloring outside the lines!
  85. How does a rainbow answer the phone? “Colors may vary, who’s speaking?”
  86. What did the rainbow say to the storm? “I’m the silver lining here!”
  87. What do you call a rainbow who enjoys boxing? Roy G. Bivander Holyfield!
  88. Why do rainbows never use pencils? They prefer highlighters!
  89. Why did the rainbow lose the race? It kept getting caught in the light!
  90. What’s a rainbow’s favorite part of a joke? The punch line, because it packs a spectrum of emotions!
  91. Why did the rainbow join the circus? It loved performing high-wire acts!
  92. What does a rainbow eat for breakfast? A bowl of Lucky Charms!
  93. Why are rainbows great friends? They light up your day!
  94. What did the rainbow wear to the beach? A light spectrum bikini!
  95. What do you call a rainbow that stands up for its rights? A rain-bow!
  96. What’s a rainbow’s favorite subject in school? Art, it loves coloring!
  97. Why don’t rainbows play poker? They always show their true colors!
  98. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of humor? Colorful puns!
  99. What does a rainbow call its friends? Color buddies!
  100. Why did the rainbow go to the orchestra? To hear the coloratura soprano!
  101. How does a rainbow make friends? It doesn’t discriminate, it likes all the colors!
  102. What did the shy rainbow say to the bold sun? Stop making me blush, you’re making me turn violet!
  103. Why did the rainbow refuse the promotion? It didn’t want to be under the cloud!
  104. What does a rainbow drink at a bar? A spectrum cocktail!
  105. What’s a rainbow’s favorite flower? A rose, for its radiant red!
  106. What’s a rainbow’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
  107. Why do rainbows never argue? They always look at the bright side!
  108. What do rainbows eat for lunch? A spectrum sandwich!
  109. What does a rainbow like to write with? A spectrum pen!
  110. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of dog? A Golden Retriever, for the pot of gold!
  111. What does a rainbow bring to a party? A spectrum of treats!
  112. What do you call a rainbow who loves reading? A prism-atic scholar!
  113. What did the sun say to the outgoing rainbow? You color my world!
  114. How does a rainbow wish you a happy birthday? It throws a surprise color shower!
  115. Why did the rainbow visit the psychologist? It had a fear of heights!
  116. Why are rainbows always smiling? Because they’re on cloud nine!
  117. What’s a rainbow’s favorite place to relax? The light house!
  118. What’s a rainbow’s favorite board game? Candyland, for all its colors!
  119. Why was the rainbow called to court? It was a prime witness in a color-theft case!
  120. Why did the rainbow never feel alone? It was always surrounded by clouds!
  121. What does a rainbow love to sing? The colors of the wind!
  122. Why don’t rainbows use combs? They like their wind-swept look!
  123. What do you call a rainbow who’s a great cook? A Culinary Color Expert!
  124. Why did the rainbow get a job at the paint store? It had a natural knack for mixing colors!
  125. Why was the rainbow popular at parties? It always brightens up the place!
  126. What’s a rainbow’s favorite type of dog? A light hound!
  127. Why are rainbows like arrows? They both follow an arc!
  128. What did the cloud say to the rainbow? “Without me, you’d be light-less!”
  129. What do you call a rainbow that never ends? A circular wonder!
  130. How does a rainbow congratulate you? It sends a spectral high-five!
  131. Why did the rainbow bring a suitcase to the sky? It wanted to move up in the world!
  132. What’s a rainbow’s favorite animal? The chameleon, it changes colors just like it!
  133. Why did the rainbow apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to show off its balancing act!
  134. What’s a rainbow’s favorite song? “Somewhere Over the Rainbow!”
  135. Why did the rainbow join the navy? It wanted to serve on the flagship “Spectrum!”
  136. How does a rainbow start its day? With a full spectrum breakfast!
  137. Why did the rainbow get arrested? For spectrum invasion!
  138. What do you call a rainbow who likes to rap? Roy G. Biv-a-lot!
  139. Why did the rainbow win the beauty pageant? It displayed all the colors flawlessly!
  140. What does a rainbow put in its tea? A spectrum of flavors!
  141. What’s a rainbow’s favorite season? Spring, because it showers colors!
  142. What’s a rainbow’s favorite ballet? The Color-ful Lake!
  143. Why did the rainbow visit the tailor? It wanted to get a spectrum suit!
  144. Why are rainbows like magicians? They appear after a quick shower!
  145. What does a rainbow like to read? Spectrum Weekly!
  146. Why did the rainbow win the marathon? It always reaches the finish line after the storm!
  147. Why don’t rainbows ever get into fights? They’re always looking for a peaceful spectrum!
  148. What’s a rainbow’s favorite form of transportation? A color cycle!
  149. Why did the rainbow go to the beauty salon? It wanted to get its bands straightened!
  150. How does a rainbow say goodnight? It waves a colorful goodbye!

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