57+ rabbit jokes
- Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? Because they have hare conditioning!
- What do you call a happy rabbit? An hop-timist.
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead!
- Why did the rabbit go to the barber? For a hare cut.
- What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- Why don’t rabbits make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls.
- How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
- What do you call a rabbit who’s just won the lottery? A millionhare!
- Why was the rabbit upset? She was having a bad hare day.
- What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
- Why did the rabbit break up with her boyfriend? He wouldn’t stop going down the rabbit hole.
- How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? She gets hopping mad.
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares.
- Why was the rabbit so good at math? He was an add-hare.
- Why did the rabbit like to watch the news? For the current buns.
- What do you call a rabbit who tells good stories? A rabbit-teller.
- What do you call a rabbit with sunscreen? A sunblock bunny.
- How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
- What do you call a rabbit who knows martial arts? A karate bunny.
- How do you post a bunny? Hare mail!
- Why did the rabbit go to therapy? For his hare-rational fears.
- Why was the rabbit a great musician? He had a great drumming hare.
- What do you call a rabbit in a kilt? Hopscotch!
- How do rabbits stay healthy? Carrotercise!
- What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-hop.
- What do you call a magic rabbit? Houdini Hare.
- How does a rabbit apologize? He says sorry for the bunny-ness.
- How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew? It has a hare in it.
- Why was the rabbit proud? He was a hare-raising tale.
- What do you call a rabbit who knows how to use a computer? A cyber bunny.
- Why was the rabbit so good at cricket? He’s a hare-hitter!
- What do you call a rabbit with bad habits? A bad hare day.
- Why don’t rabbits fight? They don’t have the hare-t to.
- How does a rabbit say hello? Hoppy to meet you.
- What do you call a rabbit who wears armor? A knight hare.
- Why do rabbits make good secret agents? They always go down the rabbit hole.
- What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A hare-larious bunny.
- Why did the rabbit say sorry? It was feeling bunny guilt.
- Why don’t rabbits use combs? They don’t want to part with their hare.
- What do you call a bunny who just can’t stay still? A hopperactive.
- Why was the rabbit such a good actor? He could always pull off a hare-raising performance.
- What do you call a very quiet bunny? A whispering hare.
- Why did the rabbit go to jail? For hare-assment!
- What do you call a bunny that likes to play cards? A poker hare.
- Why don’t rabbits ever stop? Because they always have a hare in their step.
- Why was the rabbit a great drummer? He had a knack for the bunny beat.
- What do you call a rabbit that can dance? A ballerina bunny.
- Why was the rabbit a great detective? He always got to the root of the hare.
- How do you start a rabbit race? Ready, Set, Hop!
- What do you call a rabbit who works out? A fit bunny.
- Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
- What do you call a rabbit in a vest? A waistcoat bunny.
- Why was the rabbit a great singer? She hit every note with perfect hare-mony.
- What do you call a rabbit that can fly? A hare-o-plane!
- How do rabbits write essays? With a hare-o-graph.
- Why don’t rabbits ever quit? They just can’t stop hopping.
- What do you call a rabbit that likes to swim? A hare in the water.
- Why did the rabbit go to the party? To have a hopping good time!
- What do you call a bunny that’s always in a hurry? A rushin’ rabbit.
- How does a bunny keep his fur neat? With a hare brush!
- Why do rabbits have shiny fur? They use hare spray!
- What do you call a rabbit in Hollywood? A star bunny.
- Why did the rabbit become a gardener? He loves to plant hare-bs.
- Why do bunnies make good comedians? They have a hare-larious sense of humor.
- What do you call a rabbit that is sad? A blue bunny.
- Why do rabbits make terrible secretaries? They’re always hopping from one thing to another.
- What’s a bunny’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
- What do you call a rabbit who loves to read? A book bunny.
- Why don’t rabbits play soccer? They’re afraid of the hare net.
- What do you call a bunny with a large brain? An egghead.
- Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
- What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes? A funny bunny.
- What is a bunny’s favorite place to eat? IHOP.
- Why did the bunny become a politician? He was great at hopping around issues.
- What do you call a rabbit that can tell the future? A hare-voyant.
- Why did the rabbit go to the therapist? Because he felt like he was going down a rabbit hole.
- Why do bunnies always know what time it is? They have rabbit watches.
- What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hareline.
- Why do rabbits go to the gym? To work on their hareobics.
- What do you call a rabbit that can play the guitar? A rock and roll bunny.
- Why don’t rabbits work in IT? Too much bunny hopping on the keyboard.
- What’s a rabbit’s favorite game? Hopscotch.
- Why did the rabbit sit on the clock? He wanted to be on “hare” time.
- What do you call a rabbit that can paint? An artist bunny.
- What do rabbits say before they tell a joke? This one will crack you up!
- Why did the rabbit become a baker? He loved making carrot cakes.
- What do you call a rabbit that has been lifted into space? A hare-o-naut.
- What do rabbits like to eat at the cinema? Hopcorn!
- What do you call a rabbit with fixed false teeth? A hare-denture.
- How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a sound like a carrot!
- Why don’t bunnies use public transportation? They prefer to go by hare!
- What’s a rabbit’s favorite subject in school? Rabbit-ics.
- What do you call a bunny who tells tall tales? A lie-bbit.
- Why are rabbits like calculators? They multiply really fast.
- What do you call a bald rabbit? A hare-less creature.
- How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-obics.
- What do you call a rabbit who can’t stop laughing? A silly bunny.
- How do rabbits say goodbye? Hop to see you soon!
- Why did the rabbit go to college? To get a hare degree.
- What do you call a rabbit magician? A hare-dini!
- Why was the rabbit happy about the rain? It’s perfect weather for a hare-raising adventure.
- Why are rabbits always calm? They don’t want to ruffle their fur.
- What do you call a rabbit that plays chess? A checkmate bunny.
- What do rabbits use to fix their houses? Bunny glue.
- Why do rabbits like to watch dramas? They love hare-raising scenes.
- Why don’t bunnies use combs? They’re afraid of split hares.
- What’s a bunny’s favorite type of story? One with a hoppy ending!
- Why are rabbits never lost? Because someone always spots their cotton tails.
- Why did the rabbit join a band? He had the drums down to a hare.
- What do you call a rabbit that can sing? A tune bunny.
- How do you make a rabbit float? Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of rabbit.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to play video games? A button bunny.
- Why do rabbits make great detectives? They’re great at picking up hare lines.
- What do you call a rabbit who is good at bowling? A strike bunny.
- Why do rabbits always carry an umbrella? Just in case it hare rains!
- What do you call a rabbit with a large smile? A happy bunny.
- Why do rabbits never give up? They always hop for the best.
- What do rabbits use to keep their fur looking good? Hare spray!
- What do you call a rabbit who is good at cricket? A bunny bowler.
- Why do rabbits make terrible secretaries? They bunny-hop from one thing to another.
- What’s a bunny’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a hare-raising story.
- Why was the rabbit a great waiter? He was always hopping to it!
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to watch TV? A couch bunny.
- Why do rabbits like to eat lunch on the go? They prefer fast food.
- Why was the rabbit the star of the show? He always knew how to hop to it!
- What do you call a rabbit who is a fan of pop music? A pop bunny.
- Why do rabbits make terrible secretaries? They’re always hopping from one thing to another.
- What do you call a rabbit with an attitude? A snobby bunny.
- Why do rabbits make great chefs? They’re experts at cooking with carrots.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to take selfies? A snap bunny.
- Why did the rabbit become a novelist? He always had a hare-raising tale to tell.
- What do you call a rabbit who is good at math? A number bunny.
- Why was the rabbit so popular? He was always the life of the party.
- What do you call a rabbit who loves to drink coffee? A bunny brewer.
- Why did the rabbit become a comedian? He was always making people hop with laughter!
- What do you call a rabbit who can play the drums? A thump bunny.
- Why do rabbits make great musicians? They have perfect hare-ing.
- What do you call a rabbit with a job? An employed bunny.
- Why did the rabbit go to the beach? He wanted to hop in the sand.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to play pranks? A funny bunny.
- Why do rabbits make great actors? They always know how to act on the hop.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to clean? A dust bunny.
- Why do rabbits always get the last laugh? They’re always hopping to the punchline.
- What do you call a rabbit who is good at playing cards? A shuffle bunny.
- Why did the rabbit become a teacher? He always knew the root of the problem.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to play basketball? A dunk bunny.
- Why was the rabbit a good storyteller? He always knew how to spin a yarn.
- What do you call a rabbit who likes to tell ghost stories? A scare bunny.