150 queen elizabeth jokes

Writing 150 jokes is quite a hefty task, and it’s important to respect the decorum associated with important public figures like Queen Elizabeth II.

However, I can certainly provide some light-hearted, tasteful, and fictional humor that involves the Queen in a respectful manner.

1. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth use Twitter? Because she’s already following everybody!
2. Why does the Queen never play hide and seek with Prince Philip? Because a good Queen never hides from her people.
3. Why does Queen Elizabeth always carry her purse? She’s waiting for the day Prince Charles can pick up the bill.
4. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite tea? “Royal-tea.”
5. What’s the Queen’s favorite vegetable? The “ruling” lettuce.
6. Why did Queen Elizabeth bring a tiara to a tennis match? She wanted to serve like a Queen.
7. Why is Queen Elizabeth never late? Because she has her own “timing” Tower of London.
8. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth ever play chess? She can’t handle being a mere queen.
9. Why did Queen Elizabeth bring a crown to dinner? She heard they were serving “royal” jelly.
10. What did Queen Elizabeth name her pet rock? “Stonehenge.”
11. What’s the Queen’s favorite musical? “Crown of the Opera.”
12. What did Queen Elizabeth say to the mirror? “Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest monarch of all?”
13. Why does Queen Elizabeth love postage stamps? Because it’s the only time she gets to travel the world for less than a pound.
14. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite fish? “Sovereign”ty.
15. How does Queen Elizabeth like her jokes? With a royal seal of approval.
16. Why is the Queen’s schedule always full? Because she reigns every day.
17. What does the Queen call her raincoat? Her reign coat.
18. What is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of music? Reign & B.
19. What does Queen Elizabeth wear to the beach? A crownkini.
20. Why does Queen Elizabeth never play poker? Because she can’t deal with being a queen of hearts.
21. What is Queen Elizabeth’s favorite dance? The royal waltz.
22. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the bakery? She heard they made a mean “queen” cake.
23. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of bread? Crown loaf.
24. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the dentist? To keep her “crown” shining.
25. Why did Queen Elizabeth carry an umbrella? She wanted to stay “reign”proof.
26. How does the Queen celebrate her birthday? She throws a royal “ball”.
27. What does Queen Elizabeth say when she sees a bee? “Buzz off, I’m the only queen here!”
28. How does Queen Elizabeth drink her tea? “Sovereign”tly.
29. Why is Queen Elizabeth like a compass? She always knows where the north is.
30. How does Queen Elizabeth keep her hair in place? With royal “gel”ly.
31. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite number? One, because she’s the number one queen.
32. What does Queen Elizabeth use for her garden? “Royal”tilizer.
33. Why did Queen Elizabeth bring a scepter to a baseball game? She wanted to show how to make a royal swing.
34. How does Queen Elizabeth start her morning? By breaking her “fast” like a queen.
35. How does the Queen keep time? With a “royal” watch.
36. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth play video games? She prefers the original “reign” games.
37. Why did Queen Elizabeth take up painting? To express her “royal” hues.
38. Why does Queen Elizabeth love the monarchy? It’s her “crown”ing achievement.
39. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to space? To rule over the “star”s.
40. How does Queen Elizabeth keep fit? By running her “reign.”
41. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the forest? To meet her royal subjects, the “tree”ty.
42. What did Queen Elizabeth call her pet bird? “Feather” II.
43. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the zoo? To greet the other “queens.”
44. How does Queen Elizabeth cut her pizza? Into “royal” slices.
45. Why did Queen Elizabeth bring a scepter to the debate? To make a “point.”
46. What does Queen Elizabeth do when she loses her voice? She uses royal “sign” language.
47. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth ride the bus? She’s waiting for her royal “car”riage.
48. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite planet? “Jupi’ter.”
49. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite animal? The “reign”deer.
50. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite shape? The crownagon.
51. How does Queen Elizabeth plan her day? With a royal “itinerary.”
52. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite sport? Cro”queen”t.
53. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the music concert? To hear the royal “orchestra.”
54. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the farm? To check on her “royal” chickens.
55. How does Queen Elizabeth stay healthy? She follows a “royal” diet.
56. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of poetry? “Crown”sonnets.
57. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite car? The Rolls “Royce.”
58. How does Queen Elizabeth solve puzzles? With a “royal” method.
59. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the candy store? To pick up some “royal” sweets.
60. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of fruit? “Royal” grapes.
61. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth use public restrooms? She prefers the “throne.”
62. Why did Queen Elizabeth take a nap? She wanted a royal “rest.”
63. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite tree? The royal “oak.”
64. Why does Queen Elizabeth like tea parties? They’re her “cup” of tea.
65. How does Queen Elizabeth cheer up her friends? By being “queen”d and understanding.
66. What did Queen Elizabeth say to the comedian? “Make me laugh royally.”
67. How does Queen Elizabeth avoid traffic? She takes the “royal” route.
68. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth use GPS? She’s never lost her reign.
69. How does Queen Elizabeth catch a fish? With a royal “net.”
70. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite flower? The “rose,” of course!
71. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the library? To find a “royal” read.
72. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the hair salon? To get a royal “trim.”
73. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite drink? “Crown” and Coke.
74. How does Queen Elizabeth write her speeches? With a royal “quill.”
75. What does Queen Elizabeth do on a rainy day? Enjoy the “reign.”
76. What did Queen Elizabeth say at the cooking contest? “May the best chef win my royal approval.”
77. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the vineyard? To taste the royal “wine.”
78. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of cookie? The royal “biscuit.”
79. Why does Queen Elizabeth like elevators? They always lift her up.
80. Why did Queen Elizabeth go camping? She wanted to rule the “wilderness.”
81. How does Queen Elizabeth store her memories? In a royal “album.”
82. Why doesn’t Queen Elizabeth use elevators? She’s not a fan of “sudden rise” to power.
83. Why did Queen Elizabeth learn to garden? She wanted to “grow” her kingdom.
84. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite hobby? “Reign”ing.
85. What did Queen Elizabeth wear to the costume party? Her “normal” clothes.
86. How does Queen Elizabeth organize a party? With royal “flair.”
87. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite candy? “Crown” drops.
88. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the museum? To see the “royal” exhibits.
89. How does Queen Elizabeth travel the world? With a royal “voyage.”
90. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of pie? “Monarch” meringue.
91. How does Queen Elizabeth prepare her breakfast? With a royal “recipe.”
92. What did Queen Elizabeth name her pet cat? “Purr”ince.
93. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the tailor? For a “fit” for a queen.
94. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of bird? The “crown” crane.
95. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the gym? To keep her “reign” in shape.
96. Why did Queen Elizabeth join the choir? To add a royal “note.”
97. How does Queen Elizabeth sail the seas? With a royal “ship.”
98. What does Queen Elizabeth do during a storm? Watch the “reign.”
99. How does Queen Elizabeth fix her problems? With a royal “solution.”
100. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the disco? She wanted to “queen” the dance floor.
101. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite part of a meal? The royal “treats.”
102. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the circus? To see the “kingdom” of fun.
103. What did Queen Elizabeth call her pet dog? “Sir” Barksalot.
104. How does Queen Elizabeth manage her tasks? With royal “efficiency.”
105. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of cloud? The “cumulus regius” (royal heap).
106. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite mountain? The “Monarch” Mountain.
107. How does Queen Elizabeth enjoy her day? With a royal “leisure.”
108. What did Queen Elizabeth name her pet rabbit? “Hop”ington.
109. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the beach? To build a royal “sandcastle.”
110. How does Queen Elizabeth write her emails? With a royal “signature.”
111. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the toy store? To find a royal “game.”
112. What did Queen Elizabeth call her pet turtle? “Slow” monarch.
113. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the jeweler? For a “gem” fit for a queen.
114. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of movie? The “royal” dramas.
115. How does Queen Elizabeth celebrate Christmas? With a “royal” feast.
116. What did Queen Elizabeth say about her favorite book? “It’s a royal ‘page’-turner.”
117. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the arcade? To play “Sovereign” Space Invaders.
118. How does Queen Elizabeth style her hair? With a royal “twist.”
119. What did Queen Elizabeth name her pet goldfish? “Sir” Swimsalot.
120. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the orchard? To pick the royal “fruits.”
121. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of cat? The “reign”cat.
122. How does Queen Elizabeth enjoy her evening? With a royal “relaxation.”
123. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite dessert? The “crown”ies.
124. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite dance move? The “royal” sway.
125. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the supermarket? To buy the royal “groceries.”
126. How does Queen Elizabeth send her messages? With a royal “delivery.”
127. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of music? The “reign” and blues.
128. How does Queen Elizabeth take her photos? With a royal “pose.”
129. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of boat? The royal “yacht.”
130. How does Queen Elizabeth decorate her room? With a royal “touch.”
131. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the ice cream shop? To taste the royal “flavors.”
132. What did Queen Elizabeth say about her favorite painting? “It’s a royal ‘master’-piece.”
133. How does Queen Elizabeth play the piano? With a royal “melody.”
134. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the park? To enjoy the royal “scenery.”
135. How does Queen Elizabeth make her decisions? With a royal “judgement.”
136. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of cake? The “reign”bow cake.
137. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the antique store? To find a royal “heir”loom.
138. How does Queen Elizabeth celebrate her victories? With a royal “cheer.”
139. What did Queen Elizabeth call her pet frog? “Sir” Hopsalot.
140. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the music store? To find the royal “tunes.”
141. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of hat? The royal “bonnet.”
142. How does Queen Elizabeth sign her letters? With a royal “seal.”
143. What did Queen Elizabeth say about her favorite song? “It’s a royal ‘hit.'”
144. Why did Queen Elizabeth go to the garden show? To see the royal “blooms.”
145. How does Queen Elizabeth read her books? With a royal “interest.”
146. What did Queen Elizabeth call her pet spider? “Webster.”
147. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the flower shop? To smell the royal “roses.”
148. What’s Queen Elizabeth’s favorite type of bridge? The royal “arch.”
149. How does Queen Elizabeth finish her work? With a royal “completion.”
150. Why did Queen Elizabeth visit the amusement park? To ride the royal “roller coaster.”